Fast Flamingo JudgeW
Creature - Dinosaur (M)
Extinct (You can't put cards with extinct in your deck.) There was a time when Club Flamingo had multiple challenges in one day... [3/3]
Never. But there was once a place called Megiddo is Judge that did.
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Check out the thread for my cube if you have the time, and tell me how terrible it is.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Each player may search his deck for any number of cards from the Alpha, Beta, and/or Unlimited expansions, and play them without paying their mana cost. If a player searches their library this way, they shuffle it.
IIW: LABYRINTH CHALLENGE
you have WWGGUUBB6 mana, make a balanced card or set of cards using this mana that can:
Disengage (tap) all 5 locks on the door in front of you, then open (destroy) the door
Lock 1
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/1
Lock 2
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/1
Lock 3
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/3
Lock 4
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/3
Lock 5
Artifact Creature - Construct
Hexproof
1/3
Door
Artifact Creature - Construct
Defender
Door has Hexproof as long as you control another untapped Artifact creature
Door is indestructible.
0/8
Ring of Phlebotinum4
Artifact - Equipment (M) : The next time you activate an ability of equipped creature, you may pay 0 rather than that ability's activation cost. : Choose target activated ability of a creature. Equipped creature gains that ability until end of turn.
Equip 4
Martial Arts Training2W
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. He's the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep him down!
Piggyback Cute2W
Enchantment
When Piggyback Cute enters the battlefield, pair two unpaired creatures with different toughness. When they are unpaired or either leaves the battlefield, destroy Piggyback Cute. If Piggyback Cute leaves the battlefield, unpair them.
The creature with smaller toughness has reach and the creature with larger toughness has hexproof as long as they remain paired.
IIW: I like cardz5000's idea for a labyrinth challenge. Here's mine:
You get a creature or land with any CMC, a sorcery or instant with any CMC, and a single other card with CMC 2 or less. You don't have to use all three. There is a giant hydra in the way.
Hydra
CMC 6
Creature - Hydra
0/0
Hydra enters the battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters.
If Hydra would take damage or leave the battlefield, remove a +1/+1 counter instead and put a token that is a copy of Hydra on the battlefield. This token has X +1/+1 counters, where X is the new number of +1/+1 counters on Hydra. T: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hydra
Each turn, all but one hydra will tap. The biggest hydra will attack you. You have 7 life left from previous encounters with other creatures. You skip your draw step. You have nothing left in the library, and nothing in the graveyard. Using just the three cards you have in your hand, destroy all hydras in 4 or less turns.
You have WWUUBBRRGG in your mana pool. It does not empty. You may use colored mana to pay colorless mana costs.
Ring of Power4 Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power.
Equip 2
(note the Aladdin's Ring pic on the page - this is extremely meta)
Always Gets His ManWU
Enchantment (R)
Whenever an Aura you own becomes attached to a creature an opponent controls or enters the battlefield attached to a creature an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
It Sucks To Be The Chosen One2BB
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of a player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature if that creature is the only creature under that player's control. "Your last hope, gone."
Briefcase Blaster4
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Hideaway (When this enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a player, you may play the exiled card without paying it's mana cost.
Equip 4
IIW: A loose cycle
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"In the beginning, MTG Salvation switched to a new forum format.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
Fridge Logicist1UU
Creature — Human Wizard (R)
Intimidate
Whenever a creature attacks, return it to its owner's hand at the end of combat. Tolarian students eventually started to look at reality as a problem to solve. However doesn't matter how many times they shaped the past, the same events kept happening again and again.
3/3
IIW: Pick a random card. Then if it's common, make it uncommon; if it's uncommon make it rare; if it's rare/mythic make it common.
Kung-Faux TrainingRW
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature
If enchanted creature would deal combat damage, flip a coin. If you win the flip, it deals twice that much damage. Otherwise, prevent all damage it would deal.
"I've trained in the ancient kitsune art of kiku-asu!"
IIW: Sig
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If you're having creature problems I feel bad for you son
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Boredom Montage1GG
Sorcery (R)
Search target player's library for up to three land cards and reveal them. Then that player shuffles his or her library and puts those cards on top in any order they choose. "So, over this hill, there are yet more vast expanses of land? This is turning out to be duller than I thought."
IIW: Parallel design.
Potentially backbreaking in a topdeck war situation, reasonable with Life from the Loam (but only sort of), but overall a fairly marginal piece of cardboard. I'm not super excited here.
Each player may search his deck for any number of cards from the Alpha, Beta, and/or Unlimited expansions, and play them without paying their mana cost. If a player searches their library this way, they shuffle it.
IIW: LABYRINTH CHALLENGE
you have WWGGUUBB6 mana, make a balanced card or set of cards using this mana that can:
Disengage (tap) all 5 locks on the door in front of you, then open (destroy) the door
Lock 1
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/1
Lock 2
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/1
Lock 3
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/3
Lock 4
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/3
Lock 5
Artifact Creature - Construct
Hexproof
1/3
Door
Artifact Creature - Construct
Defender
Door has Hexproof as long as you control another untapped Artifact creature
Door is indestructible.
0/8
There are so many words here I can barely tell what's what.
I guess un-cards are cool.
Ring of Phlebotinum4
Artifact - Equipment (M) : The next time you activate an ability of equipped creature, you may pay 0 rather than that ability's activation cost. : Choose target activated ability of a creature. Equipped creature gains that ability until end of turn.
Equip 4
IIW: Winter is coming.
Well, this could be fun. Leads to infinite mana with something like... uh... Elvish Aberration, I guess. Good choice on the high cost/equip though.
Martial Arts Training2W
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. He's the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep him down!
iiw: headwear
Is everybody kung fu fighting?
Wouldn't this be more appropriate as an aura like daily regimen?
But then it's just Momentum.
Piggyback Cute2W
Enchantment
When Piggyback Cute enters the battlefield, pair two unpaired creatures with different toughness. When they are unpaired or either leaves the battlefield, destroy Piggyback Cute. If Piggyback Cute leaves the battlefield, unpair them.
The creature with smaller toughness has reach and the creature with larger toughness has hexproof as long as they remain paired.
IIW: I like cardz5000's idea for a labyrinth challenge. Here's mine:
You get a creature or land with any CMC, a sorcery or instant with any CMC, and a single other card with CMC 2 or less. You don't have to use all three. There is a giant hydra in the way.
Hydra
CMC 6
Creature - Hydra
0/0
Hydra enters the battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters.
If Hydra would take damage or leave the battlefield, remove a +1/+1 counter instead and put a token that is a copy of Hydra on the battlefield. This token has X +1/+1 counters, where X is the new number of +1/+1 counters on Hydra. T: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hydra
Each turn, all but one hydra will tap. The biggest hydra will attack you. You have 7 life left from previous encounters with other creatures. You skip your draw step. You have nothing left in the library, and nothing in the graveyard. Using just the three cards you have in your hand, destroy all hydras in 4 or less turns.
You have WWUUBBRRGG in your mana pool. It does not empty. You may use colored mana to pay colorless mana costs.
I literally don't know what is your entry. There are too many words in this quote box for me to tell.
Ring of Power4 Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power.
Equip 2
(note the Aladdin's Ring pic on the page - this is extremely meta)
iiwsig
Oh, well, ok then.
I'd expect my ring of power to do more than just make me more powerful, but I'm greedy.
Always Gets His ManWU
Enchantment (R)
Whenever an Aura you own becomes attached to a creature an opponent controls or enters the battlefield attached to a creature an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
I do always get my man!
err, wait.
Why restrict this to solely opponents? I think this kind of card would be more playable if it worked for everybody. Might need to cost more.
It Sucks To Be The Chosen One2BB
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of a player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature if that creature is the only creature under that player's control. "Your last hope, gone."
IIW: blog
Well, ****. That's just depressing.
Should be reworded I think: "At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls exactly one creature, that player sacrifices it."
This is an interesting control-style card. Works reallllly damn well with wrath effects.
Briefcase Blaster4
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Hideaway (When this enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a player, you may play the exiled card without paying it's mana cost.
Equip 4
IIW: A loose cycle
I don't want to pay 8 mana to cast one mostly-random card. Not worth it.
Fridge Logicist1UU
Creature — Human Wizard (R)
Intimidate
Whenever a creature attacks, return it to its owner's hand at the end of combat. Tolarian students eventually started to look at reality as a problem to solve. However doesn't matter how many times they shaped the past, the same events kept happening again and again.
3/3
IIW: Pick a random card. Then if it's common, make it uncommon; if it's uncommon make it rare; if it's rare/mythic make it common.
Not seeing it.
Maybe it will come to me when I'm grabbing a snack later.
Kung-Faux TrainingRW
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature
If enchanted creature would deal combat damage, flip a coin. If you win the flip, it deals twice that much damage. Otherwise, prevent all damage it would deal.
"I've trained in the ancient kitsune art of kiku-asu!"
IIW: Sig
Whoever did the other one of these should look at this one, since it's better. But it's also bad. Come back during an Advance Wars challenge where this type of effect could be re-flavored and autowin from me.
Winner: Prophylaxis.
Current Challenge: Blog Cards (what???)
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Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
A Bad Post1
Artifact (C) ,T: Put a charge counter on A Bad Post. ,T, remove a charge counter from A Bad Post: Target player discards a card. ,T, remove all charge counters from A Bad Post: Each player discards a card for each charge counter removed this way.
News Blog4
Artifact {R}
Whenever a non-legendary, non-planeswalker permanent enters the battlefield, News Blog becomes a copy of it and and gains this ability. 'Avacyn comes out of the Helvault - Jace visits Mirrodin - What diet keeps Niv-Mizzet so fit? - Liliana topless on the beach'
Never. But there was once a place called Megiddo is Judge that did.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Screw the Rules, I Have Money! is blue
Each player may search his deck for any number of cards from the Alpha, Beta, and/or Unlimited expansions, and play them without paying their mana cost. If a player searches their library this way, they shuffle it.
IIW: LABYRINTH CHALLENGE
you have WWGGUUBB6 mana, make a balanced card or set of cards using this mana that can:
Disengage (tap) all 5 locks on the door in front of you, then open (destroy) the door
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/1
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/1
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/3
Artifact Creature - Construct
1/3
Artifact Creature - Construct
Hexproof
1/3
Artifact Creature - Construct
Defender
Door has Hexproof as long as you control another untapped Artifact creature
Door is indestructible.
0/8
Artifact - Equipment (M)
: The next time you activate an ability of equipped creature, you may pay 0 rather than that ability's activation cost.
: Choose target activated ability of a creature. Equipped creature gains that ability until end of turn.
Equip 4
IIW: Winter is coming.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Legendary Artifact {M}
No one can win the game.
iiw: hydras!
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
He's the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep him down!
iiw: headwear
Club Flamingo Wins: 1!
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
At the begibnning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
4/4
IIW: Pony of a My Little kind
Enchantment
When Piggyback Cute enters the battlefield, pair two unpaired creatures with different toughness. When they are unpaired or either leaves the battlefield, destroy Piggyback Cute. If Piggyback Cute leaves the battlefield, unpair them.
The creature with smaller toughness has reach and the creature with larger toughness has hexproof as long as they remain paired.
IIW: I like cardz5000's idea for a labyrinth challenge. Here's mine:
If Hydra would take damage or leave the battlefield, remove a +1/+1 counter instead and put a token that is a copy of Hydra on the battlefield. This token has X +1/+1 counters, where X is the new number of +1/+1 counters on Hydra.
T: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hydra
You have WWUUBBRRGG in your mana pool. It does not empty. You may use colored mana to pay colorless mana costs.
Ashamed of posts from years ago.
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power.
Equip 2
(note the Aladdin's Ring pic on the page - this is extremely meta)
iiwsig
Always Gets His Man WU
Enchantment (R)
Whenever an Aura you own becomes attached to a creature an opponent controls or enters the battlefield attached to a creature an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
(^ Pretty good with Arrest. :trolo:)
IIW: TVtropes random page.
Better with Prison Term
Brilliant (and on-theme)!
Time to dust off my copies of Forbidden Orchard and Reverence...
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Curse PremiumEnchantment (R)
At the beginning of a player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature if that creature is the only creature under that player's control.
"Your last hope, gone."
IIW: blog
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2
Enchanted creature is indestructible and has hexproof.
IIW: Something blue.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Instant (R)
Target 1/1 creature gets +9/+9 and gains trample until end of turn.
IIW: Where's Delia Derbyshire?
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Hideaway (When this enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a player, you may play the exiled card without paying it's mana cost.
Equip 4
IIW: A loose cycle
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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Curse PremiumI must applaud you on your great choice of IIW.
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature
If enchanted creature would deal combat damage, flip a coin. If you win the flip, it deals twice that much damage. Otherwise, prevent all damage it would deal.
"I've trained in the ancient kitsune art of kiku-asu!"
IIW: Sig
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
There are so many words here I can barely tell what's what.
I guess un-cards are cool.
Well, this could be fun. Leads to infinite mana with something like... uh... Elvish Aberration, I guess. Good choice on the high cost/equip though.
Oh boy. You've certainly captured the flavor, though: With weird fanfiction, nobody wins.
Is everybody kung fu fighting?
Wouldn't this be more appropriate as an aura like daily regimen?
But then it's just Momentum.
begibnning
I'm no-sirring this one based on the IIW. Sorry.
I literally don't know what is your entry. There are too many words in this quote box for me to tell.
Oh, well, ok then.
I'd expect my ring of power to do more than just make me more powerful, but I'm greedy.
I do always get my man!
err, wait.
Why restrict this to solely opponents? I think this kind of card would be more playable if it worked for everybody. Might need to cost more.
Well, ****. That's just depressing.
Should be reworded I think: "At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls exactly one creature, that player sacrifices it."
This is an interesting control-style card. Works reallllly damn well with wrath effects.
Well ok then. Dead Weight + some sort of aura of indestructibility if you want? I can get behind this.
Well OK then Mr. pendelhaven.
I don't care for these high-variance niche cards, but they've gotta show up somewhere, right?
I don't want to pay 8 mana to cast one mostly-random card. Not worth it.
Not seeing it.
Maybe it will come to me when I'm grabbing a snack later.
Whoever did the other one of these should look at this one, since it's better. But it's also bad. Come back during an Advance Wars challenge where this type of effect could be re-flavored and autowin from me.
Winner: Prophylaxis.
Current Challenge: Blog Cards (what???)
Artifact (C)
,T: Put a charge counter on A Bad Post.
,T, remove a charge counter from A Bad Post: Target player discards a card.
,T, remove all charge counters from A Bad Post: Each player discards a card for each charge counter removed this way.
IIW: Nobody gets out of this alive.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Artifact {R}
Whenever a non-legendary, non-planeswalker permanent enters the battlefield, News Blog becomes a copy of it and and gains this ability.
'Avacyn comes out of the Helvault - Jace visits Mirrodin - What diet keeps Niv-Mizzet so fit? - Liliana topless on the beach'
IIW: Sig
Club Flamingo win: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9
The Winner is Judge win: 1, 2
Winner is also Judge win: 1, 2
I believe you are looking for this.
Protector of the Provinces 1RGWU
Legendary Creature - Avatar (M)
Soulbound
Paired creatures you control get +3/+3 and have protection from black.
4/4
IIW: A card with flashback.