MTG Salvation

Distrustful Lackey -- 1B
Creature - Human Pirate
Distrustful Lackey can't crew Vehicles.
Equipment can't equip Distrustful Lackey.
3/1

Earbender Siren 2U
Creature - Siren Pirate
Flying
When ~ attacks, target creature can't block this turn.
2/1

Freeborn Sailors -- 1RR
Creature - Human Pirate
Other players can't gain control of Freeborn Sailors.
, : Gain control of target permanent you own.
2/3

Gulf Raiders
Creature - Human Pirates (u)
Gulf Raiders enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if an opponent controls no untapped lands.
2/2

Hardtack Recruit -- 3B
Creature - Orc Pirate
Hardtack Recruit costs less for each life you've lost this turn.
As long as you've lost three or more life this turn, Hardtack Recruit gets +2/+1 and has haste.
2/3

Inexperienced Boathand
Creature - Pirate (u)
Inexperienced Boathand cannot crew vehicles.
Inexperienced Boathand cannot be equipped.
Inexperienced Boathand cannot attack nor block alone.
2/1

Journeyman Kitesail 2UB
Creature - Pirate
Flying
When Journeyman Kitesail attacks you may pay 2. If you do target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
2/4

Kukemssa Frigate 4U
Creature - Pirate (u)
Kukemssa Frigate cannot attack unless the defending player controls an island.
Creatures without flying controlled by players who don't control an island can't attack you unless its controller pay for each attaching creature.
4/3

Launcher Brigands 6R
Creature - Ogre Pirate
Haste
T, Sacrifice a creature: Launcher Brigands deals damage equal to that creature's power to target creature with flying.
6/6

Master of the Helm 2UW
Creature - Human Pirate
At the beginning of your upkeep you may choose target Vehicle you control. That Vehicle becomes a creature in addition to its other types until the beginning of your next endstep.
2/3

Navigator of the Wild Ways -- 1UU
Creature - Bird Pirate
Flying, islandwalk
: Target creature gains or loses flying until end of turn.
: Target creature gains or loses islandwalk until end of turn.
2/2

Orcish Swabbie
Creature - Orc Pirate (u)
: Remove all counters from target vehicle.
3/2

Pistolero 2R
Creature - Goblin Pirate
t: ~ deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures.
1/2

Pie Rat -- 1B
Creature - Rat Pirate
When Pie Rat enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card. If he or she discards a creature card, exile it and put a +1/+1 counter on Pie Rat.
1/1

Quarry Bandit 0
Creature - Human Pirate
(Quarry Bandit is Black)
When Quarry Bandit enters the battlefield sacrifice 2 treasure artifact tokens or sacrifice Quarry Bandit.
Put a +1/+1 counter on Quarry Bandit each time you sacrifice a treasure artifact token.
2/1

Restless Crew 1BB
Creature - Zombie Pirate (R)
Whenever you return a Vehicle card from your graveyard to your hand or to the battlefield, if Restless Crew is in your graveyard, you may do the same with Restless Crew.
3/3

Starfish-Faced Mate -- 2UR
Creature - Shapeshifter Pirate
Changeling
UR: Starfish-Faced Mate's base power and toughness become target creature's power and toughness.
2UR: Starfish-Faced Mate becomes a copy of target creature until end of turn.
4UUUURRRR: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Starfish-Faced Mate becomes a copy of that creature card.
2/4

Treasure Accountant
Creature - Human Pirate Advisor (U)
At the end of your end step, if you control more creatures than Treasures, create an artifact Treasure token with ":symtap: , Sacrifice this permanent: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
1/1

Uncertain Captain -- 1UU
Creature - Human Pirate
Islandwalk
If a creature you control would attack an opponent, it attacks a random opponent instead.
Whenever two or more creatures you control attack the same player, create a colorless Treasure token that has " , Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
2/3

That's a Red card if I ever saw one.

Voracious Raider 2BB
Creature - Human Pirate
If you would create a Treasure token create two instead.
3/3

Yeah, you're right. Originally it was going to draw a card rather than find some Treasure.

Whip-Cracking Bo's'n -- 3B
Creature - Ogre Pirate
Whenever Whip-Cracking Bo's'n crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gains menace and flanking until the end of turn.
3/2

Xiuatli Coast Digger 1U
Creature - Human Pirate Spellshaper (U)
t, Discard a card: Create a colorless artifact token named Treasure. It has "t, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool".
1/3

Yavimaya River Raider 1GU
Creature - Human Pirate
Islandwalk
4/2

Zombie Ninja Pirate Robot -- CBRU
Artifact Creature - Zombie Ninja Pirate Robot
Ninjutsu CC or BB or RR or UU
Deathtouch, doublestrike
CC: Zombie Ninja Pirate Robot gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/4

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Next: Lawyers (?!)

Arcane Argumentor 2RW
Creature - Dwarf Lawyer
Whenever a creature deals damage to a creature you control ~ deals 2 damage to that creature.
OBFREAKINJECTION!!
3/4