Qwirn, God of the Mad2UR
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as you have half or more of your library left ~ isn't a creature. 2UR: shuffle your library then reveal the top card of your library if it's an instant or sorcery you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
5/5
I couldn't figure out how to word Qwirn's creature clause...
As long as you have half or more of your library left ~ isn't a creature.
Difficult. I'm thinking "As long as the number of cards in your library is greater than or equal to half the number of cards in your library at the start of the same, ~ isn't a creature."
It would be a lot easier to name an actual number here, because library size is quite variable. "As long as there are 30 or more cards in your library..." would work.
Ren, God of Ardour3R
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Haste
As long as less than two creatures entered the battlefield this turn, Ren isn't a creature.
Other creatures you control have haste.
6/4
Selesia the Delussion2UU
Legendary Enchanment Creature - God
Flying
As long as you draw two card or less, Selesia isn't a creature. 1U: Draw a card, then discard a card.
6/6
Throktar, the Ever-Bloodied2BR
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible, Double Strike
As long as a creature hasn't died this turn ~ isn't a creature. 1BR: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature.
3/5
Uzteos, God of Offerings2B
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as a creature wasn't sacrificed this turn, Uzteos isn't a creature.
Whenever a creature you control dies, if that creature was sacrificed, you may reshuffle it into its owner's library.
When Uzteos dies, if it was sacrificed as part of the cost for a spell or ability, you may copy that spell or ability and choose new targets for the copy.
5/5
Valetio, God of Greed1BR
Legendary Enchanment Creature - God
Whenever a player draw a card, he or she discard a card.
As long as there are in total twenty or less card in all graveyard, Valetio is not a creature.
5/5
Wei Xun, God of Martial Arts3G
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as you control less than five creatures with +1/+1 counters, Wei Xun isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter on another creature.
6/6
Xeg'ashozan, Embodiment of Chaos4RB
Legendary Enchantment Creature- God
Haste, first strike
As long as you have more cards in hand than an opponent, ~ isn't a creature.
Whenever a player plays a spell or ability that targets, they flip a coin. If heads, that spell or ability chooses a random target(s) instead. 4, discard a card: Copy target spell or ability. Any targets of that spell or ability are chosen at random. Any player may play this ability.
8/5
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Yawgmoth, God of Phyrexia4BB
Legendary Creature - God
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
6/5
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Zyxsis, God of the Final LetterWB
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as you control less than five nonland cards whose names begin with 'Z', Zyxsis isn't a creature.
Spells you control whose names begin with 'Z' cost 1 less to cast.
4/4
Armored Centurion5
Artifact Creature- Golem 2: ~ gets +1/-1 until end of turn. 2: ~ gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
2/5
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Bronze Meta-Golem4
Artifact Creature - Golem 2: ~ gets your choice of flying, vigilance, or first strike until end of turn 2: ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/3
Black-Iron Pillager4
Artifact Creature - Golem
Protection from White
3/3
Brass Multitooler4
Artifact Creature - Golem
~ gets +1/+1 for each equipment attached to it.
Equipment costs 1 less to attach to ~.
2/3
Chrome Guardian4
Artifact Creature - Golem
Hexproof, Defender 2: Target creature gains hexproof. Any player may use this ability. The true neutrality of these great machines is humbling to watch.
Damascus Scrap-Giant6
Artifact Creature- Golem
Delve
~ enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters, then an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Artifact exiled by the Delve ability.
~ is indestructible as long as it has eight or more +1/+1 counter on it.
2/0
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Flint Champion6
Artifact Creature - Golem
Successor: Flint Golem (As you cast this card, you may overlay it upon any permanent you control named "Flint Golem". If you do, reduce this card's mana cost by that permanent's mana cost.)
Whenever Flint Champion becomes blocked, defending player puts the top five cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. Flint Champion gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of nonland cards put into a graveyard in this way.
4/4
I'bonas Civilian
Artifact Creature- Golem Citizen They may have taken to artificial life, but they're lifestyle is still the same.
2/2
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Junk-Monger4
Artifact Creature - Golem
When ~ enters the battlefield exile up to three target cards from your graveyard. 3: put a card exiled with ~ into your hand.
0/4
Jinzo, the Mind Barrier3(2/U)(2/U)
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem Wizard
Players cannot cast spells during other players turns.
4/4
Jeweled Golem5
Artifact Creature - Golem 5, discard ~: draw two cards. Activate this ability only as a sorcery. To fight, or to finance?
3/4
Kaleidoscope Golem6
Artifact Creature - Golem
~ is all colors. (Even when it's not in play.
When ~ becomes enchanted, choose a color. Creatures of chosen color cannot block ~ until end of turn.
When ~ becomes equipped, choose a color. Creatures not of chosen color get -1/-1 until end of turn.
3/3
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Livewire Golem -- 5
Creature -- Golem
Whenever a source deals damage to Livewire Golem, Livewire Golem deals that much damage to that source's controller.
3/3
Nix Golem0
Artifact Creature - Golem
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, counter target spell if no mana was spent to cast it.
0/0 Why did you build it? It's worth zero!
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Obsianus Titan8
Artifact Creature - Golem "...the leg stone is connected to the knee stone, the knee stone is connected to the thigh stone..." —"Song of the Artificer"
7/8
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Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as you have half or more of your library left ~ isn't a creature.
2UR: shuffle your library then reveal the top card of your library if it's an instant or sorcery you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
5/5
I couldn't figure out how to word Qwirn's creature clause...
It would be a lot easier to name an actual number here, because library size is quite variable. "As long as there are 30 or more cards in your library..." would work.
Ren, God of Ardour 3R
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Haste
As long as less than two creatures entered the battlefield this turn, Ren isn't a creature.
Other creatures you control have haste.
6/4
Legendary Enchanment Creature - God
Flying
As long as you draw two card or less, Selesia isn't a creature.
1U: Draw a card, then discard a card.
6/6
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible, Double Strike
As long as a creature hasn't died this turn ~ isn't a creature.
1BR: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature.
3/5
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as a creature wasn't sacrificed this turn, Uzteos isn't a creature.
Whenever a creature you control dies, if that creature was sacrificed, you may reshuffle it into its owner's library.
When Uzteos dies, if it was sacrificed as part of the cost for a spell or ability, you may copy that spell or ability and choose new targets for the copy.
5/5
Legendary Enchanment Creature - God
Whenever a player draw a card, he or she discard a card.
As long as there are in total twenty or less card in all graveyard, Valetio is not a creature.
5/5
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as you control less than five creatures with +1/+1 counters, Wei Xun isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter on another creature.
6/6
Legendary Enchantment Creature- God
Haste, first strike
As long as you have more cards in hand than an opponent, ~ isn't a creature.
Whenever a player plays a spell or ability that targets, they flip a coin. If heads, that spell or ability chooses a random target(s) instead.
4, discard a card: Copy target spell or ability. Any targets of that spell or ability are chosen at random. Any player may play this ability.
8/5
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - God
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
6/5
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as you control less than five nonland cards whose names begin with 'Z', Zyxsis isn't a creature.
Spells you control whose names begin with 'Z' cost 1 less to cast.
4/4
Next: Golem
Artifact Creature- Golem
2: ~ gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
2: ~ gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
2/5
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact Creature - Golem
2: ~ gets your choice of flying, vigilance, or first strike until end of turn
2: ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/3
Black-Iron Pillager 4
Artifact Creature - Golem
Protection from White
3/3
Brass Multitooler 4
Artifact Creature - Golem
~ gets +1/+1 for each equipment attached to it.
Equipment costs 1 less to attach to ~.
2/3
Artifact Creature - Golem
Hexproof, Defender
2: Target creature gains hexproof. Any player may use this ability.
The true neutrality of these great machines is humbling to watch.
You cannot outrun the beast within.
Artifact Creature- Golem
Delve
~ enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters, then an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Artifact exiled by the Delve ability.
~ is indestructible as long as it has eight or more +1/+1 counter on it.
2/0
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact Creature - Golem
(2/W): redirect the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target artifact creature to ~
2/6
Artifact Creature - Golem
Successor: Flint Golem (As you cast this card, you may overlay it upon any permanent you control named "Flint Golem". If you do, reduce this card's mana cost by that permanent's mana cost.)
Whenever Flint Champion becomes blocked, defending player puts the top five cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. Flint Champion gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of nonland cards put into a graveyard in this way.
4/4
Artifact Creature - Golem Knight [U]
First strike, haste
2/2
Artifact Creature - Golem
Flash
3/1
Artifact Creature- Golem Citizen
They may have taken to artificial life, but they're lifestyle is still the same.
2/2
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact Creature - Golem
When ~ enters the battlefield exile up to three target cards from your graveyard.
3: put a card exiled with ~ into your hand.
0/4
Jinzo, the Mind Barrier 3(2/U)(2/U)
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem Wizard
Players cannot cast spells during other players turns.
4/4
Jeweled Golem 5
Artifact Creature - Golem
5, discard ~: draw two cards. Activate this ability only as a sorcery.
To fight, or to finance?
3/4
Artifact Creature - Golem
~ is all colors. (Even when it's not in play.
When ~ becomes enchanted, choose a color. Creatures of chosen color cannot block ~ until end of turn.
When ~ becomes equipped, choose a color. Creatures not of chosen color get -1/-1 until end of turn.
3/3
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature -- Golem
Whenever a source deals damage to Livewire Golem, Livewire Golem deals that much damage to that source's controller.
3/3
Yes, yes, Boros Reckoner and all that...
Artifact Creature - Golem
2: target artifact creature must block ~ this turn if able.
2: target artifact creature can't block ~ this turn.
4/4
Mortar Golem 4
Artifact Creature - Golem
(2/R),t: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player. ~ doesn't untap during your next untap step.
1/3
Artifact Creature - Golem
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, counter target spell if no mana was spent to cast it.
0/0
Why did you build it? It's worth zero!
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact Creature - Golem
"...the leg stone is connected to the knee stone, the knee stone is connected to the thigh stone..." —"Song of the Artificer"
7/8