Fungal Rootbreaker :4mana::symg::symg::symb:
Creature- Fungus Kraken
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Spore counter on ~. Then ~ gets -1/-1 for each Spore counter on it, unless you sacrifice a Forest.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two Spore counters. If you do, destroy target land defending player controls.
10/10
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Grand North Polar Ice KrackenUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Creature - Kraken
You may sacrifice five creatures and pay half of ~'s mana cost.
When ~ attacks, Freeze all other creatures on the battlefield. ~ does not untap during its next untap step. (When this creature attacks, tap all other creatures. Those creatures do not untap during their next untap step.)
10/10
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Ice Kraken3UUUUU
Snow Creature - Kraken
When ~ attacks, all lands become Snow until end of turn. SSS, Sacrifice a Snow Land: ~ gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Use this ability once per turn.
4/7
Next:
J
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Long Body Polar Kraken6UU
Creature - Kraken
~ can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
7/7 Fleark you take the head, Broik, take the stomach and I will take the tail.
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Prophet of the SeaU
Creature - Human Shaman
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, put a 3/3 blue Whale creature token onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice 4 Whales: Transform ~.
0/2
God of the Whales
Creature - Kraken
Islandwalk UUU: Untap all Whales you control.
5/5
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MCC February 2014 - 2nd Round (11th-20th)
MCC March 2014 - 1st Round (17th-24th)
MCC April 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC May 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC June 2014 - Judge
MCC July 2014 - Host
MCC August 2014 - 1st Round (17th-31st)
MCC August 2015 - 1st Round (21st-36th)
MCC September 2015 - 1st Round (22nd-39th)
MCC October 2015 - 1st Round (13th-20th)
CCL March 2014 - Score: 71.4/300 (18th)
CCL May 2014 - Score: 29/36 (10th)
CCL June 2014 - Score: 86/150 (10th)
CCL July 2014 - Score:36/50 (6th T)
CCL August 2015 - Score: 14 (5th T)
CCL September 2015 - Score: 3 (5th)
CCL October 2015 - Host
DCC September 2015 - Score: 30 (9th)
DCC October 2015 - Score: 46 (8th-T)
Rhystic Icebreaker :3mana::symu::symu::symu:
Snow Creature- Kraken
Hexproof
When ~ attacks, unless defending player pays :2mana:, ~ gains Trample.
7/7
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Stricken Deep One3UB
Creature - Kraken
~ enters the battlefield with three -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever ~ becomes blocked remove a -1/-1 counter from ~, if you do put a -1/-1 counter on each creature blocking it.
6/7
Tidewinder -- 6UUU
Creature -- Kraken
When Tidewinder enters the battlefield, each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.
When Tidewinder dies, exile it, then each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.
7/7
Whirlwind Kraken4UG
Creature - Kraken
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target flying creature. GG, Sacrifice a land: ~ gains reach until end of turn.
5/6
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Xanxus, the Golden Flux3WWWUUU
Legendary Creature - Kraken Spirit
Islandwalk, lifelink
If a creature you control would die of combat damage, you win the game instead.
9/9
Year of the Kraken8UUUU
Creature - Kraken
~ cost less to cast for your devotion to blue.
When ~ enters the battlefield, search your library for six cards and reveal them. Shuffle your library and exile those cards.
8/8
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Blistering Gazer2RR
Creature - Eye
Flying RR,t: choose target creature or player then reveal the top card of your library. ~ deals damage to the target creature or player and itself equal to the converted mana cost of the revealed card.
1/3
Censored Evil Eye 4W Creature – Eye Defender Non-Eye creatures you control can’t block. Whenever Censored Evil Eye blocks a creature, destroy it. 3/6 -minrar: uncommon
Calcifying Eyestalk Elite Creature – Eye Tendril At the beginning of each player’s end step, that player loses 2 life if he or she didn’t cast a spell this turn. Hero’s reward – When Calcifying Eyestalk leaves the battlefield, each player gains 2 life and puts a 1/1 black Eye creature token with flying onto the battlefield. 0/7 -monsterkey: The Great Mother
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Kracken
~ cost
13/13
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Kraken
~ can't be blocked
3U: Return ~ to its owner's hand.
7/7
Creature- Fungus Kraken
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Spore counter on ~. Then ~ gets -1/-1 for each Spore counter on it, unless you sacrifice a Forest.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two Spore counters. If you do, destroy target land defending player controls.
10/10
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Kraken
You may sacrifice five creatures and pay half of ~'s mana cost.
When ~ attacks, Freeze all other creatures on the battlefield. ~ does not untap during its next untap step. (When this creature attacks, tap all other creatures. Those creatures do not untap during their next untap step.)
10/10
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact Creature - Kraken
~ can't attack or block unless you pay 5
9/9
Ice Kraken 3UUUUU
Snow Creature - Kraken
When ~ attacks, all lands become Snow until end of turn.
SSS, Sacrifice a Snow Land: ~ gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Use this ability once per turn.
4/7
Next:
J
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Snow Creature -- Kraken
Snow landwalk
Jokulangr doesn't untap during your untap step.
SSSS: Untap Jokulangr.
10/10
Creature - Kraken
~ can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
7/7
Fleark you take the head, Broik, take the stomach and I will take the tail.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Kraken
Swampwalk
7/6
Creature - Kraken
Islandwalk
Whenever ~ attacks all creatures the defending player controls get -2/-0 until end of turn.
6/7
Creature - Human Shaman
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, put a 3/3 blue Whale creature token onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice 4 Whales: Transform ~.
0/2
God of the Whales
Creature - Kraken
Islandwalk
UUU: Untap all Whales you control.
5/5
MCC March 2014 - 1st Round (17th-24th)
MCC April 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC May 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC June 2014 - Judge
MCC July 2014 - Host
MCC August 2014 - 1st Round (17th-31st)
MCC August 2015 - 1st Round (21st-36th)
MCC September 2015 - 1st Round (22nd-39th)
MCC October 2015 - 1st Round (13th-20th)
CCL May 2014 - Score: 29/36 (10th)
CCL June 2014 - Score: 86/150 (10th)
CCL July 2014 - Score:36/50 (6th T)
CCL August 2015 - Score: 14 (5th T)
CCL September 2015 - Score: 3 (5th)
CCL October 2015 - Host
DCC October 2015 - Score: 46 (8th-T)
Creature - Kraken
Hexproof
~ can't attack unless defending player controls an Island
5/5
Snow Creature- Kraken
Hexproof
When ~ attacks, unless defending player pays :2mana:, ~ gains Trample.
7/7
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Kraken
~ enters the battlefield with three -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever ~ becomes blocked remove a -1/-1 counter from ~, if you do put a -1/-1 counter on each creature blocking it.
6/7
Creature -- Kraken
When Tidewinder enters the battlefield, each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.
When Tidewinder dies, exile it, then each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.
7/7
Creature - Kraken
When ~ attacks, sacrifice three lands or tap ~. It does not untap during its next untap step.
6/6
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Kraken
~ can't be blocked
~ attacks each turn if able.
6/4
Creature - Kraken
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target flying creature.
GG, Sacrifice a land: ~ gains reach until end of turn.
5/6
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Legendary Creature - Kraken Spirit
Islandwalk, lifelink
If a creature you control would die of combat damage, you win the game instead.
9/9
Creature - Kraken
~ cost
When ~ enters the battlefield, search your library for six cards and reveal them. Shuffle your library and exile those cards.
8/8
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature -- Kraken
Zenith Kraken can't be blocked.
R: Zenith Kraken gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
6/7
Up next, in honor of the creature type that Eye Gouge does not automatically kill: Eyes!
Creature - Eye
Flying
2WU,t: Target opponent reveals the top card of his/her library. You gain life equal to that card's CMC
3/3
Creature - Eye
Flying
RR,t: choose target creature or player then reveal the top card of your library. ~ deals damage to the target creature or player and itself equal to the converted mana cost of the revealed card.
1/3
4W
Creature – Eye
Defender
Non-Eye creatures you control can’t block.
Whenever Censored Evil Eye blocks a creature, destroy it.
3/6
-minrar: uncommon
Calcifying Eyestalk
Elite Creature – Eye Tendril
At the beginning of each player’s end step, that player loses 2 life if he or she didn’t cast a spell this turn.
Hero’s reward – When Calcifying Eyestalk leaves the battlefield, each player gains 2 life and puts a 1/1 black Eye creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
0/7
-monsterkey: The Great Mother
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Eye
Flying, Defender
U,t: Look at target players hand, then that player looks at your hand.
2/3