About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Geomagnetic Titan4RU
Creature - Elemental
Whenever ~ attacks tap all artifacts.
4/4
Grand VerdictUUWW
Instant
Destroy all creatures.
Grisly WhirlwindBBRR
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices each creature they control.
Gleaming Hope2WG
Instant
Regenerate each creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature regenerated this way.
Gutter-Grinder3BG
Creature - Insect Horror
Trample
:symbg:, exile a creature from your graveyard: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
4/4
Growling CougarRG
Creature - Cat
~ can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.
2/2
Goliathan GripUG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "whenever this creature deals damage to another creature tap that creature, it doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step.
Iristellian Shine1(G/U)W Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying and hexproof.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Judging GazeWB Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature you don't control
Whenever enchanted creature attacks an opponent, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks you, remove all counters from it.
Karplusan Shade(B/R)
Snow Creature - Shade (B/R), Sacrifice a Swamp or a Mountain: Karplusan Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If a snow land was sacrificed in this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Karplusan Shade. "Giants. Yeti. Barbarians. What next?" —Sigmund Torsson, last words
1/1
Long Forgotten HorizonsWGG Sorcery Tempting Offer - Return a land from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then each opponent may return a land from his or her graveyard to the battlefield. For each opponent who does, you may return a land from your graveyard to the battlefield.
North Wind2U
Instant [R]
Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Untap target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Oilblast2BR Instant {R}
For each creature, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature. If that creature was dealt damage by another red instant or sorcery spell this turn, ~ deals 4 damage to that creature instead.
For each player, that player loses 2 life. If another black instant or sorcery spell caused that player to lose life this turn, that player loses 4 life instead.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Queeling Flames1UR
Instant
~ deals 3 damage divided as you choose amongst up to three target creatures. Creatures dealt damage this way get -2/-0 until end of turn.
Quiet Judgement(W/U)(W/U)(W/U)
Instant
Shuffle target creature back into it's owner's library. "Shoo"
Unilateral DevastationxBG
Instant
Destroy all non-land permanents with converted mana cost X.
Uranium Elemental3BR
Creature - Elemental
Wither
At the beginning of your upkeep ~ deals 1 damage to each other non-artifact creature and each player.
4/3
Verdant Victimization2BG
Sorcery
Destroy target non-Spirit creature. Add GGGG to your mana pool.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
WolfblazeXURG Sorcery {R}
~ deals X damage to each opponent. You put X 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens onto the battlefield and draw X cards.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Xantid AspectGU
Creature - Insect Spirit
Flying
Full Tribute 1 (As this creature enters the battlefield, any number of your opponents may each place a +1/+1 counter on it.)
When Xantid Aspect enters the battlefield, opponents who didn't pay tribute can't cast spells until the beginning of your next upkeep.
1/1
Zygote of the Ur-Maw0
Legendary Creature- Egg Incarnation ~ is all colors.
Defender, hexproof
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile it unless you discard a card of each color.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from your hand or graveyard.
Whenever there are three or more cards of each color exiled this way, transform ~.
0/1
// Nidhogg, Always Voracious
Legendary Creature- Elemental Beast Incarnation
Trample, Shroud, Devour 2
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a land for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
10/10
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Antiquity's Blessing3 Enchantment {U}
Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1 for each noncreature artifact you control.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Antiquity's Blessing3 Enchantment {U}
Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1 for each noncreature artifact you control.
yea- NO. no way that'd be so cheap, or even uncommon.
Crackling Flail
Artifact- Equipment
Equip
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to another, flip a coin. If heads, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step. Otherwise, ~ deals 1 damage to equipped creature.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
2WBB
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Creatures you control have extort :symwb:.
-minrar: rare
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Elemental
Whenever ~ attacks tap all artifacts.
4/4
Grand Verdict UUWW
Instant
Destroy all creatures.
Grisly Whirlwind BBRR
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices each creature they control.
Gleaming Hope 2WG
Instant
Regenerate each creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature regenerated this way.
Gutter-Grinder 3BG
Creature - Insect Horror
Trample
:symbg:, exile a creature from your graveyard: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
4/4
Growling Cougar RG
Creature - Cat
~ can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.
2/2
Goliathan Grip UG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "whenever this creature deals damage to another creature tap that creature, it doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2
GW: Regenerate enchanted creature. If you do, untap it.
Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying and hexproof.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature you don't control
Whenever enchanted creature attacks an opponent, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks you, remove all counters from it.
Snow Creature - Shade
(B/R), Sacrifice a Swamp or a Mountain: Karplusan Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If a snow land was sacrificed in this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Karplusan Shade.
"Giants. Yeti. Barbarians. What next?" —Sigmund Torsson, last words
1/1
Sorcery
Tempting Offer - Return a land from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then each opponent may return a land from his or her graveyard to the battlefield. For each opponent who does, you may return a land from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices an artifact, a creature and a land.
Instant [R]
Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Untap target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Instant {R}
For each creature, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature. If that creature was dealt damage by another red instant or sorcery spell this turn, ~ deals 4 damage to that creature instead.
For each player, that player loses 2 life. If another black instant or sorcery spell caused that player to lose life this turn, that player loses 4 life instead.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Creature - Horror Wall
Defender
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~ by nonblack sources.
(0/3)
Instant
~ deals 3 damage divided as you choose amongst up to three target creatures. Creatures dealt damage this way get -2/-0 until end of turn.
Quiet Judgement (W/U)(W/U)(W/U)
Instant
Shuffle target creature back into it's owner's library.
"Shoo"
Sorcery
Return target noncreature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Tend your past with your future in mind. —Akrasan adage
Instant [R]
Destroy each artifact and target creature.
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. For each permanent destroyed this way, populate.
Instant
Destroy all non-land permanents with converted mana cost X.
Uranium Elemental 3BR
Creature - Elemental
Wither
At the beginning of your upkeep ~ deals 1 damage to each other non-artifact creature and each player.
4/3
Sorcery
Destroy target non-Spirit creature. Add GGGG to your mana pool.
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sorcery {R}
~ deals X damage to each opponent. You put X 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens onto the battlefield and draw X cards.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Creature - Insect Spirit
Flying
Full Tribute 1 (As this creature enters the battlefield, any number of your opponents may each place a +1/+1 counter on it.)
When Xantid Aspect enters the battlefield, opponents who didn't pay tribute can't cast spells until the beginning of your next upkeep.
1/1
Creature - Merfolk Druid
t: add G or U to your mana pool.
1/2
Legendary Creature- Egg Incarnation
~ is all colors.
Defender, hexproof
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile it unless you discard a card of each color.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from your hand or graveyard.
Whenever there are three or more cards of each color exiled this way, transform ~.
0/1
//
Nidhogg, Always Voracious
Legendary Creature- Elemental Beast Incarnation
Trample, Shroud, Devour 2
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a land for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
10/10
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment {U}
Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1 for each noncreature artifact you control.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Artifact Creature - Golem
~ has double strike as long as it's equipped.
4/4
yea- NO. no way that'd be so cheap, or even uncommon.
Crackling Flail
Artifact- Equipment
Equip
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to another, flip a coin. If heads, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step. Otherwise, ~ deals 1 damage to equipped creature.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact Creature - Construct
xx2: destroy each creature with converted mana cost X.
3/6