Loathsome Corpseraiser3BB
Creature - Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield return target zombie creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
2/3
Liquid Sorrow1B
Artifact , sacrifice ~: target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
On Death's DoorBBBB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose Instant or Sorcery and reveal the top card of your library. If the revealed card is the chosen card, target opponent loses 3 life. If it is not, you lose 3 life.
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Qasali Outcast2B
Creature - Cat Rogue 2B,t, sacrifice Qasali Outcast: Destroy target green or white creature.
2/2
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Roiling Filth 1BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and put a 1/1 Black Ooze creature token onto the battlefield. BB: Put a 1/1 Black Ooze creature token onto the battlefield tapped. You lose 1 life.
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Currently Getting Back into the swing of MTGS. Bear with me folks~
Sorcery Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a permanent card from it. That player puts that card onto the battlefield face-down. -minrar: uncommon
The Abyss Incarnate 3B World Enchantment At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player exiles a nonartifact creature he or she controls. When The Abyss Incarnate leaves the battlefield, if there isn’t a world permanent on the battlefield, put all cards exiled with The Abyss Incarnate into their owners’ graveyard. -minrar: rare -reservereprint: The Abyss
Traumatic Experience
Instant
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of damage that creature has. -minrar: common
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Vicarious Visions BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, look at that players hand. they discard one card of your choice.
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Currently Getting Back into the swing of MTGS. Bear with me folks~
Walking DeathBBB
Creature - Zombie
Cannot block
When ~ is blocked by a creature, ~ gains Infect until end of turn.
Sacrifice ~: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Use this ability any time you can play a Sorcery.
2/2
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Xenoform1BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+1 and has cannot be blocked by creatures that don't share a creature type with it.
Xenoplague2B
Instant
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield that don't share a creature with it.
Xorn Battleslug2BB
Creature - Slug
When ~ enters the battlefield choose white or green. ~ has protection from the chosen color.
3/2
Yeklor's Ooze
(:symb: ) Legendary Creature- Ooze
Shroud
Unearth- Pay X life, and exile X creatures in your graveyard.
~ has power and toughness equal to the combined power and combined toughness of creatures exile this way.
"Then, an aspiring alchemist, he dumped this failed experiment into a cesspit. Years of dumping his failed experiments into the same cesspit, it emerged- as his greatest creation."
*/*
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Ziggurat Guardian2B
Creature - Zombie Soldier
~ gets +1/+1 for each other soldier ceeature you control.
As long as you control three or more soldiers ~ has vigilance.
1/3
Boiling Oil2RR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, you may have ~ deal 2 damage to it unless that creature's controller pays 2.
Direct ImpactRRRR
Sorcery
Deal 10 damage to target creature. That creature's controller may exile the top two cards of their library to reduce the damage by 4.
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Earthslasher3RR
Creature - Elemental
Haste
Whenever Earthslasher dies, you may sacrifice two Mountains. If you do, return Earthslasher from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step. "We have taken so much from the land. Is it not expected to rise up in vengeance?" —Morguth, orcish shaman
5/2
^^ How is that not a card yet, ever?!!
We have never had a red 2/2 haste for 2 cmc! Wha?
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Enchantment
1B: All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
1: Scry 1
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
1/2
Done by Rivenor of Miraculous Recovery signatures!
Creature - Elemental (?)
Flying, Death touch
Whenever ~ kills a creature put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
1/1
Proud Father of a beautiful baby Girl as of 12-27-13.
Creature - Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield return target zombie creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
2/3
Liquid Sorrow 1B
Artifact
, sacrifice ~: target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Creature -- Fish
Islandwalk
Blue spells your opponents cast cost U more to cast.
1/2
Enchantment Creature - Cockatrice
Bestow - 5BB
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, and has flying and deathtouch.
Flying, Deathtouch
2/2
Nether Wanderer BBB
Creature - Horror
~ can't block and can't be blocked.
3/1
Nerve Falter B
Instant
Target attacking or blocking creature gets -3/-2 until end of turn.
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose Instant or Sorcery and reveal the top card of your library. If the revealed card is the chosen card, target opponent loses 3 life. If it is not, you lose 3 life.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices two creatures.
Creature - Cat Rogue
2B,t, sacrifice Qasali Outcast: Destroy target green or white creature.
2/2
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and put a 1/1 Black Ooze creature token onto the battlefield.
BB: Put a 1/1 Black Ooze creature token onto the battlefield tapped. You lose 1 life.
Done by Rivenor of Miraculous Recovery signatures!
Sorcery
Each creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Madness BB
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a permanent card from it. That player puts that card onto the battlefield face-down.
-minrar: uncommon
The Abyss Incarnate
3B
World Enchantment
At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player exiles a nonartifact creature he or she controls.
When The Abyss Incarnate leaves the battlefield, if there isn’t a world permanent on the battlefield, put all cards exiled with The Abyss Incarnate into their owners’ graveyard.
-minrar: rare
-reservereprint: The Abyss
Traumatic Experience
Instant
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of damage that creature has.
-minrar: common
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Horror
Intimidate
2, Sacrifice ~: Draw a card.
3/4
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, look at that players hand. they discard one card of your choice.
Done by Rivenor of Miraculous Recovery signatures!
Creature - Zombie
Cannot block
When ~ is blocked by a creature, ~ gains Infect until end of turn.
Sacrifice ~: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Use this ability any time you can play a Sorcery.
2/2
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+1 and has cannot be blocked by creatures that don't share a creature type with it.
Xenoplague 2B
Instant
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield that don't share a creature with it.
Xorn Battleslug 2BB
Creature - Slug
When ~ enters the battlefield choose white or green. ~ has protection from the chosen color.
3/2
(:symb: ) Legendary Creature- Ooze
Shroud
Unearth- Pay X life, and exile X creatures in your graveyard.
~ has power and toughness equal to the combined power and combined toughness of creatures exile this way.
"Then, an aspiring alchemist, he dumped this failed experiment into a cesspit. Years of dumping his failed experiments into the same cesspit, it emerged- as his greatest creation."
*/*
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Zombie Soldier
~ gets +1/+1 for each other soldier ceeature you control.
As long as you control three or more soldiers ~ has vigilance.
1/3
Next Red
Air Bolt 1R
Instant
Choose one - Deal 4 damage to target creature with flying; or Deal 3 damage to target player.
Entwine RR
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, you may have ~ deal 2 damage to it unless that creature's controller pays 2.
Sorcery
Destroy target land. If that land is non-basic, that land's controller sacrifices a land.
Sorcery
Deal 10 damage to target creature. That creature's controller may exile the top two cards of their library to reduce the damage by 4.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Elemental
Haste
Whenever Earthslasher dies, you may sacrifice two Mountains. If you do, return Earthslasher from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step.
"We have taken so much from the land. Is it not expected to rise up in vengeance?" —Morguth, orcish shaman
5/2
Creature - Elemental Berserker
Haste
2/2
^^ How is that not a card yet, ever?!!
We have never had a red 2/2 haste for 2 cmc! Wha?
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Creature - Lizard Beast
Protection from red.
RR: ~ gains Intimidate until end of turn.
4/3