Valakut, Ruined Pinnacle :2mana::symb::symr:
Legendary Enchantment Land (MR)
Valakut, Ruined Pinnacle can be played as a land or can be cast as an enchantment.
When Valakut, Ruined Pinnacle enters the battlefield, if you paid its casting cost, destroy target creature or nonbasic land.
:symtap:: Add or to your mana pool.
Zoo of Sorrow :2mana::symg::symb:
Legendary Enchantment Land (MR)
Zoo of Sorrow can be played as a land or can be cast as an enchantment.
When Zoo of Sorrow enters the battlefield, if you paid its casting cost, search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, sacrifice a nontoken creature, then shuffle your library.
:symtap:: Add or to your mana pool.
Abysmal Existence2B
Instant (C)
Abysmal Existence is colorless.
Destroy target nonartifact creature. "That's right, I went there. And I never want to come back" - anonymous card creator.
Illus. Cyril Van Der Haegen
Crowfeeder4
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow
When Crowfeeder enters the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with flying. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Crowfeeder. If its constant stare doesn't give you a vague feeling of unease, the masses of feathers around it will.
2/3
Delirious Myr3
Artifact Creature - Myr T: ~ gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Q: Target artifact costs 1 less to cast. Q: Do 3 damage to target creature or player. Q: Put three 1/1 Myr creature tokens into the battlefield.
2/2
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Delirious Myr3
Artifact Creature - Myr T: ~ gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Q: Target artifact costs 1 less to cast. Q: Do 3 damage to target creature or player. Q: Put three 1/1 Myr creature tokens into the battlefield.
2/2
Person. NO.
Fountain Gargoyle 2
Artifact Creature - Gargoyle 2: Fountain Gargoyle gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you gain life, Fountain Gargoyle is indestructible this turn.
1/1
-minrar: common
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Hollow Golem5
Artifact Creature - Golem ,t: ~ loses this ability and becomes an Equipment artifact Equip 3. You may pay 2 to end this effect.
Equipped creature gets +3/+3
3/3
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Iron SpearJavelin of Genericness2
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equipped creature has ":symtap:, tap Iron Harpoon and unattach it: Iron Harpoon deals 3 damage to target creature or player."
Equip 2
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, where X is the number of cards in that player's graveyard.
Neverwhere Dowser4
Artifact
When Neverwhere Dowser enters the battlefield, name a creature card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. If exactly one of those cards is the named card, you may sacrifice Neverwhere Dowser and put that card onto the battlefield. "Previous attempts at retrieving a 'myr' and an 'ouphe' have been quite successful. Let's try getting a 'baloth' next, whatever that is." —Vithus, Deucalian analyst, final log
Ominous Bellows 3
Artifact - Instrument Morbid - At the beginning of your draw step, if a creature died this turn, draw an additional card.
-minrar: uncommon
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Platinum Myr3
Artifact Creature - Myr
~'s power and toughness can't change (All effects that would change this creature's power and toughness are ignored.)
1/1
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Legendary Enchantment Land (MR)
Valakut, Ruined Pinnacle can be played as a land or can be cast as an enchantment.
When Valakut, Ruined Pinnacle enters the battlefield, if you paid its casting cost, destroy target creature or nonbasic land.
:symtap:: Add
Creature - Beast Spirit
Hexproof, intimidate
When you cast ~, untap all Mountains, Plains and Forests you control.
6/3
Creature - Beast
~ can't be countered.
Trample, protection from blue, white, and red
6/6
Legendary Artifact (R)
Illus. Melissa A. Benson
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each point of damage on each creature you control.
Legendary Enchantment Land (MR)
Zoo of Sorrow can be played as a land or can be cast as an enchantment.
When Zoo of Sorrow enters the battlefield, if you paid its casting cost, search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, sacrifice a nontoken creature, then shuffle your library.
:symtap:: Add
Instant (C)
Abysmal Existence is colorless.
Destroy target nonartifact creature.
"That's right, I went there. And I never want to come back" - anonymous
card creator.
Illus. Cyril Van Der Haegen
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target nonblack creature. Its controller discards a card.
You could always add the "Banish to Darkness is black" rider to your card too...
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Crowfeeder 4
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow
When Crowfeeder enters the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with flying. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Crowfeeder.
If its constant stare doesn't give you a vague feeling of unease, the masses of feathers around it will.
2/3
Artifact Creature - Myr
T: ~ gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Q: Target artifact costs 1 less to cast.
Q: Do 3 damage to target creature or player.
Q: Put three 1/1 Myr creature tokens into the battlefield.
2/2
Artifact
T: Add WG to your mana pool.
Person. NO.
Fountain Gargoyle
2
Artifact Creature - Gargoyle
2: Fountain Gargoyle gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you gain life, Fountain Gargoyle is indestructible this turn.
1/1
-minrar: common
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature -Bird
Flying
1/2
The Anabyn
Stay Hungry My Friends....
Artifact Creature - Golem
,t: ~ loses this ability and becomes an Equipment artifact Equip 3. You may pay 2 to end this effect.
Equipped creature gets +3/+3
3/3
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 2
Equipped creature gains "T: Look at target player's hand. Draw a card."
Get it?
Iron SpearJavelin of Genericness 2Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equipped creature has ":symtap:, tap Iron Harpoon and unattach it: Iron Harpoon deals 3 damage to target creature or player."
Equip 2
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, where X is the number of cards in that player's graveyard.
Equip 3
Artifact Creature - Werewolf Construct
Trample
Langrenaught gets +2/+2 for each transformed creature you control.
3/3
Some people just love Jace a little too much
Instant (C)
Draw a card.
"Serious question, why are the people in the mtgsal thread so ****ing stupid?"
What Magic Color are You, MORON ?
Artifact
When Neverwhere Dowser enters the battlefield, name a creature card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. If exactly one of those cards is the named card, you may sacrifice Neverwhere Dowser and put that card onto the battlefield.
"Previous attempts at retrieving a 'myr' and an 'ouphe' have been quite successful. Let's try getting a 'baloth' next, whatever that is." —Vithus, Deucalian analyst, final log
3
Artifact - Instrument
Morbid - At the beginning of your draw step, if a creature died this turn, draw an additional card.
-minrar: uncommon
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature - Myr
~'s power and toughness can't change (All effects that would change this creature's power and toughness are ignored.)
1/1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and gains double strike.
Equip 2
Decks
Standard [Inn-RTR, M14]
Retired: Grixis Control 15-1
UR Pyromancer 4-0
3-Color White Spirits
Goblins
G/W Hate
MBC
Artifact
At the beginning of each upkeep, each player draws a card.