Vedalken Mystic2RR
Creature - Vedalken Wizard
:symtap:: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player. 1RR, :symtap:, Discard a red card: Deal 3 damage to target creature or player.
2/3 Fire will always be Red.
NexT:
Insect -
Wolf -
Elf -
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Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Alabaster Clone1WWW
Creature - Shapeshifter
When ~ enters the battelfield choose a creaure on the battlefield.
~ becomes a copy of that creature and you gain life equal to the chosen creature's power.
0/0
Next:
Squirrel -
Jellyfish -
Knight -
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Celestine Champion~ 3UU~
Creature – Merfolk Knight~
Flash~
Celestine Champion costs 1 less to cast for each spell an opponent cast this turn.
3/3~ -minrar: uncommon
Watchful Wolf 2U Creature – Wolf Vigilance 2/2 -minrar: common
Tuknir Deathlock, Aether Explorer RRGG Legendary Creature – Human Wizard Flying t: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Its controller may exile that creature. 2/2 -minrar: rare -reservereprint: Tuknir Deathlock
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Vedalken Lunatic1RR
Artifact Creature - Vedalken Cleric
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, draw cards equal to it's CMC.
1/1
Wildbred Kraken2GGR
Creature - Kraken
~ costs 1 less to cast if you control a red creature.
~ costs 1 less to cast if you control a green creature.
Islandwalk, protection from blue, trample, haste
5/4
Next: W Shade U Dragon B Golem R Cleric G Wizard X Leviathan GR Soldier (W/U) Berserker
Deceptive Angel2:symub::symub:
Creature - Angel Rogue
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, discard the bottom two cards of your library into your graveyard.
5/5 Even at the cost of my wings, I will aid...for a price!
Next:
Insect -
Rhino -
Goat -
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Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Golden Bug WW
Creature – Insect
Whenever Golden Bug blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, put an gold counter on that creature.
Creatures with gold counters on them have defender.
1/1 -minrar: uncommon
Dregrunner Behemoth 3B
Creature - Zombie Rhino
Whenever Dregrunner Behemoth deals combat damage to a player, if you have a blue creature card in your graveyard, draw a card.
Dregrunner Behemoth has haste as long as you have a red creature card in your graveyard.
5/1
-minrar: rare
Tripflight 1U Tribal Instant – Goat Each Goat creature you control gains flying until end of turn. Draw a card. -minrar: common
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The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Spellwrath Dragon :10mana::symu:
Creature - Dragon Barbarian
Flash, flying double strike
~ costs less for each spell you control.
Whenever you cast your third spell a turn, ~ gets +5/-5 until end of turn. "The essence of a dragon is easily reproduced, but its ferocity is not well described in the scrolls of Hatur."
- S'Chlomegg research notes
0/10
Next: Cat
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Planar Chaos was not a mistake neither was it random. You might want to look at it again.
[thread=239793][Game] Level Up - Creature[/thread]
Spaceshifter Tabby1UU
Creature - Cat
~ is unblockable. UU: Exile ~ then return it to the battlefield.
2/1 Blasted cat, every time it's time for the vet she up and vanishes!
Moss Demon 2GGG
Creature – Demon Plant
When Moss Demon enters or leaves the battlefield, each player sacrifices a noncreature permanent.
6/6 -minrar: rare
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Harnessed Landmass 11 Creature – Elemental Avatar Harnessed Landmass's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. Whenever a land enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, put two lands you control on the bottom of their owners' library. */* -minrar: uncommon
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The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Eclipse Sliver2:symbw::symbw:
Creature - Sliver
All slivers gain Lifelink and Deathtouch.
2/1
Shimmerscale Berserker3WW
Creature - Giant Lizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target enchantment or artifact.
If a card was sent to the graveyard this way, ~ gains +2/+2.
3/3
The White Stag (G/W)(G/W)
Legendary Creature - Elk
Vigilance
Whenever a player casts a spell targeting The White Stag, you may exile The White Stag. If you do, that player may put a card he or she owns from outside the game on top of hits or her library.
2/2
-minrar: rare
Next: a colorless God and/or a monowhite Brushwagg Worm
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The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
The Unparalleled Scrubchurner2WW
Legendary Creature - Brushwagg Worm
Whenever a creature attacks or blocks, it gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if he or she controls a creature with the least power, he or she may return an artifact card from his or her graveyard to the battlefield. If he or she controls a creature with the greatest toughness, he or she may return an enchantment card from his or her graveyard to the battlefield. A curious curlicue of claws, then revelations from the loam.
3/3
Delirium Viper
Creature - Illusion Snake (Delirium Viper is blue, has no mana cost and can't be cast normally)
Whenever a Snake you control not named Delirium Viper deals combat damage to a player, put Delirium Viper onto the battlefield tapped if its in your hand.
Whenever a Snake you control not named Delirium Viper deals combat damage to a player, if Delirium Viper is in the graveyard, return Delirium Viper from the graveyard to you hand.
Wither, Fading 1
1/1
Immolated KoscheikaRRR
Creature - Spirit RRR, Sacrifice a creature: Immolated Koscheika deals 1 damage to each creature target player controls. Her death-pyre robbed her of her home and family, so now she seeks a new brood by consigning others to her fate.
3/3
Phyrexian Parasite4(P/G)(P/G)
Creature - Insect
~ enters the battlefield tapped with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the amount of life you lost this turn.
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice it if no G was spent to cast it. 2/2
Next: A R snake or a G bird
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Creature - Vedalken Wizard
:symtap:: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
1RR, :symtap:, Discard a red card: Deal 3 damage to target creature or player.
2/3
Fire will always be Red.
NexT:
Insect -
Wolf -
Elf -
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Elf Warrior
Haste, trample
3/1
Next: U Hellion
W Shapeshifter
B Giant
Creature - Shapeshifter
When ~ enters the battelfield choose a creaure on the battlefield.
~ becomes a copy of that creature and you gain life equal to the chosen creature's power.
0/0
Next:
Squirrel -
Jellyfish -
Knight -
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Squirrel Skeleton
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player loses 1 life
B: Regenerate Skeletal Pest
1/1
Next - U Knight, U Wolf or a RG Wizard
3UU~
Creature – Merfolk Knight~
Flash~
Celestine Champion costs 1 less to cast for each spell an opponent cast this turn.
3/3~
-minrar: uncommon
Watchful Wolf
2U
Creature – Wolf
Vigilance
2/2
-minrar: common
Tuknir Deathlock, Aether Explorer
RRGG
Legendary Creature – Human Wizard
Flying
t: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Its controller may exile that creature.
2/2
-minrar: rare
-reservereprint: Tuknir Deathlock
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red Vedalken Cleric and/or blue Dragon Barbarian
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Artifact Creature - Vedalken Cleric
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, draw cards equal to it's CMC.
1/1
Next: RG Leviathan/Kraken
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Kraken
~ costs 1 less to cast if you control a red creature.
~ costs 1 less to cast if you control a green creature.
Islandwalk, protection from blue, trample, haste
5/4
Next:
W Shade
U Dragon
B Golem
R Cleric
G Wizard
X Leviathan
GR Soldier
(W/U) Berserker
Artifact Creature - Golem
Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate ~.
1B, sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
4/3
Next:
U Kithkin
G Bird
Creature - Kithkin
Champion a Kithkin
Hexproof, flying
5/5
Next: (W/U) Berserker
Creature- Vendelkan Barbarian
Hexproof
When ~ is blocked by a creature detain that creature
2/4
A Angel
Creature - Angel Rogue
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, discard the bottom two cards of your library into your graveyard.
5/5
Even at the cost of my wings, I will aid...for a price!
Next:
Insect -
Rhino -
Goat -
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
WW
Creature – Insect
Whenever Golden Bug blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, put an gold counter on that creature.
Creatures with gold counters on them have defender.
1/1
-minrar: uncommon
Dregrunner Behemoth
3B
Creature - Zombie Rhino
Whenever Dregrunner Behemoth deals combat damage to a player, if you have a blue creature card in your graveyard, draw a card.
Dregrunner Behemoth has haste as long as you have a red creature card in your graveyard.
5/1
-minrar: rare
Tripflight
1U
Tribal Instant – Goat
Each Goat creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
Draw a card.
-minrar: common
Next: monoblue Dragon Barbarian, monogreen Rhino Praetor and/or monoblack Leviathan Coward
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The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Dragon Barbarian
Flash, flying double strike
~ costs less for each spell you control.
Whenever you cast your third spell a turn, ~ gets +5/-5 until end of turn.
"The essence of a dragon is easily reproduced, but its ferocity is not well described in the scrolls of Hatur."
- S'Chlomegg research notes
0/10
Next: Cat
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature - Cat
~ is unblockable.
UU: Exile ~ then return it to the battlefield.
2/1
Blasted cat, every time it's time for the vet she up and vanishes!
Next: A demon in G
2GGG
Creature – Demon Plant
When Moss Demon enters or leaves the battlefield, each player sacrifices a noncreature permanent.
6/6
-minrar: rare
Next: monoblue Demon Cleric and/or monogreen Devil Nomad
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The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Demon Cleric
Flying
Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
4/4
Next:
Colorless Elemental
Colored Construct
11
Creature – Elemental Avatar
Harnessed Landmass's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, put two lands you control on the bottom of their owners' library.
*/*
-minrar: uncommon
Crusher Template
3U
Artifact Creature – Construct
Conspire
3/3
-minrar: uncommon
Next: phybrid Sliver, white Dinosaur and/or green Dauthi
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The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Sliver
All slivers gain Lifelink and Deathtouch.
2/1
Shimmerscale Berserker 3WW
Creature - Giant Lizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target enchantment or artifact.
If a card was sent to the graveyard this way, ~ gains +2/+2.
3/3
Deepwood Horror 2GG
Creature - Dauthi
Intimidate
3/1
Next:
URG Elemental
Creature - Elemental Warrior
Double strike, protection from Elementals and from sorceries
1/4
Next: White Elk
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
(G/W)(G/W)
Legendary Creature - Elk
Vigilance
Whenever a player casts a spell targeting The White Stag, you may exile The White Stag. If you do, that player may put a card he or she owns from outside the game on top of hits or her library.
2/2
-minrar: rare
Next: a colorless God and/or a monowhite Brushwagg Worm
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If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Legendary Creature - Brushwagg Worm
Whenever a creature attacks or blocks, it gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if he or she controls a creature with the least power, he or she may return an artifact card from his or her graveyard to the battlefield. If he or she controls a creature with the greatest toughness, he or she may return an enchantment card from his or her graveyard to the battlefield.
A curious curlicue of claws, then revelations from the loam.
3/3
Next: Blue Snake
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Delirium Viper
Creature - Illusion Snake
(Delirium Viper is blue, has no mana cost and can't be cast normally)
Whenever a Snake you control not named Delirium Viper deals combat damage to a player, put Delirium Viper onto the battlefield tapped if its in your hand.
Whenever a Snake you control not named Delirium Viper deals combat damage to a player, if Delirium Viper is in the graveyard, return Delirium Viper from the graveyard to you hand.
Wither, Fading 1
1/1
Next:
R Fish
U Centaur
RB Kithkin
Creature - Centaur Wizard
U: Target attacking creature you control gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
2/4
Next: G Shapeshifter or R Spirit
Creature - Spirit
RRR, Sacrifice a creature: Immolated Koscheika deals 1 damage to each creature target player controls.
Her death-pyre robbed her of her home and family, so now she seeks a new brood by consigning others to her fate.
3/3
(Part of a "Big Rusalka" cycle, obviously.)
Next: (P/B) Elemental or (P/G) Insect.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Insect
~ enters the battlefield tapped with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the amount of life you lost this turn.
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice it if no G was spent to cast it.
2/2