Skittish Servant1
Artifact Creature - Gnome T: Return Skittish Servant to its owner's hand. 4: Add two mana in any combination of colors to your mana pool.
1/1
Bumper Hooks3R
Enchantment - Modification
When Bumper Hooks enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.
Vehicles you control have seize. (They must be blocked if able.)
Ragtag Captain
Creature — Human Soldier
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1.
Creature tokens you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
2/2
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Defender Of The Weak3WW
Creature- Human Cleric
Creatures you control with power 3 or less gain indestructible.
5/2
Private Mod Note
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"If you knew anything about the lore you'd see that they were clearly hinting that the madness on Innistrad was caused by Uncle Istvan wearing Urza's Power Armor ... tainted with Phrexyian Oil"
Graham from Loading Ready Run
IIRC you can't actually do that within the rules due to layers. Maro said this at some point (of course, he's not the rules lawyer, but he says he's tried to make such cards several times and is always told it's impossible within the rules)
Nut Hoarder
Creature — Squirrel (R)
If a land you control would be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead. Then put a +1/+1 counter on Nut Hoarder.
When Nut Hoarder dies, return each land card exiled by Nut Hoarder to its owner's hand
2/2
Private Mod Note
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Crop Rotation3G
Sorcery
Choose a basic land type, then choose a second basic land type. Sacrifice any number of lands of the first chosen type you control, then search your library for that many land cards of the second chosen type and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.
Muck Farmer 3B
Creature - Human Shaman
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until end of turn.
3/2
Revenge of the Tokens B
Sorcery
Sacrifice any number of creatures with the same name. Target opponent loses that much life and you gain that much life.
Elvish Farmer2G
Creature - Elf
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 0/1 green Plant creature token onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice two Plants: You gain 4 life. 2/2
Riverwood Sanctum
Land - Forest
~ enters the battlefield tapped. 2GT: Create a 0/1 Plant Creature token. 2GGT Sacrifice ~: Creatures you control have Hexproof until end of turn.
This actually foes infinite with Red Bull, but so does Squirrel Nest.....
Biterblossom
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land has " : Create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with flying. You lose 1 life."
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Glamervale
Land T: Add G to your mana pool. If you control an enchanted creature or ~ is enchanted, add one mana of any color to your mana pool instead.
Slumbering Woods
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped. t: Add G to your mana pool.
As long as ~ is enchanted, it is a 3/3 green treefolk in addition to its other types.
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Artifact Creature - Gnome
T: Return Skittish Servant to its owner's hand.
4: Add two mana in any combination of colors to your mana pool.
1/1
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment - Modification
When Bumper Hooks enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.
Vehicles you control have seize. (They must be blocked if able.)
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Artifact
Tap two untapped creatures you control: Scry 1.
Sacrifice ~: Draw a card.
Artifact
2, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.
2, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Draw a card.
Sorcery
Name two cards. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all cards with those names.
Creature - Human Rogue
Underhanded (~ gets +1/+1 as long as an opponent controls no untapped creatures.)
1/3
Enchantment
Spirits you control are indestructible during your turn.
Yea that wasn't well done by me. It should say nonland and probably also cost 1B.
Creature — Human Soldier
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1.
Creature tokens you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
2/2
Creature- Human Cleric
Creatures you control with power 3 or less gain indestructible.
5/2
Graham from Loading Ready Run
Anyways
Squirrel Horde 4GG
Sorcery
Create eight 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains flying.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, if it's a Squirrel, draw a card.
Equip 1
Creature — Squirrel (R)
If a land you control would be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead. Then put a +1/+1 counter on Nut Hoarder.
When Nut Hoarder dies, return each land card exiled by Nut Hoarder to its owner's hand
2/2
Sorcery
Choose a basic land type, then choose a second basic land type. Sacrifice any number of lands of the first chosen type you control, then search your library for that many land cards of the second chosen type and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.
Sorcery
Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield if they were put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
Bad wording
Creature - Elemental
Spend only mana produced by basic lands to cast ~.
~ gets +1/+1 for each basic land you control.
5/5
Creature - Human Shaman
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until end of turn.
3/2
Creature - Zombie
A deck can have any number of cards named ~.
2/1
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Sacrifice any number of creatures with the same name. Target opponent loses that much life and you gain that much life.
Instant
Creature two 1/1 green Plant creature tokens named Raisin.
Creature - Elf
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 0/1 green Plant creature token onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice two Plants: You gain 4 life.
2/2
Land - Forest
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
2GT: Create a 0/1 Plant Creature token.
2GGT Sacrifice ~: Creatures you control have Hexproof until end of turn.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, untap target land you control.
Biterblossom
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land has "
Land
T: Add G to your mana pool. If you control an enchanted creature or ~ is enchanted, add one mana of any color to your mana pool instead.
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
t: Add G to your mana pool.
As long as ~ is enchanted, it is a 3/3 green treefolk in addition to its other types.