Existential Ego 1UU
Instant
Until end of turn, the converted mana cost of each permanent you control is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Draw a card. I think, therefore I'm better than you.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master." - Commissioner Pravin Lal, Datalinks
I can't go on with it. Let's try a different approach.
Confusion of Loyalty2U
Instant
Replace an instance of the word opponent on target permanent with the word player. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)
Cycling 1U
When you cycle Confusion of Loyalty, each player is treated as his or her own opponent until end of turn.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Never ever create a card without taking the extra minute to double check it.
Deftblade, the Sneaky4BBB
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Flash, Split Second
Whenever the game would result in a draw for any reason, instead you win the game.
4/3
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Never ever create a card without taking the extra minute to double check it.
Wrath of the Old One 1RRWW
Legendary Enchantment
As Wrath of the Old One comes into play, each player sacrifices all legendary lands he or she controls. Then Wrath of the Old One deals damage to each player equal to the number of lands he or she sacrificed this way.
Nonbasic lands can't be played.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Bond to Earth2GGG
Enchantment
All enchantments become lands that have "t: add to your mana pool any color of mana that this land could produce"
They are still enchantments
I believe that that would destroy it as it comes into play.
Retribute :xmana::symw:
Instant
Target player sacrifices X permanents, where X is the number of permanents you control put into a graveyard from play this turn.
Quadratic Solution
Enchantment
Whenever a player chooses to pay a modifiable cost, he or she cannot pay more than 0. (Modifiable costs are always denoted with an X.)
Anybody have a better word than modifiable? There must be quite a few. I went for it, because modal is already taken by the Char family... And also me does not equal native speaker
Yeah, but mine is more elegant, MaRo Loves that (plus you could just shove reminder text on it) Anyway....
Painsculptor3
Artifact Creature - Human Warrior
Whenever a creature becomes equipped, you may pay WW. If you do, gain 5 life.
Whenever a creature becomes equipped, you may pay RR. If you do, deal 5 damage to that creature.
1/3
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Never ever create a card without taking the extra minute to double check it.
Oracle of Boseiju 2WG
Creature - Dryad Cleric
Spells you play cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
2/2 The seeds of Boseiju give rise to dryads, not plants, though the power of the canopy still resonates within.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Thanks to blurrycloud, who by the way, is a redonculous artist.
Aura Storm1WG
Instant
Each player chooses one for each aura attached to their creatures: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn, target creature gains trample and vigilance until end of turn, or target creature gains flying and first strike until end of turn.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I U Dio GAYMERS, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
Splinter Spell 2U
Instant
Counter target spell you don't control. Its controller puts X copies of that spell on the stack, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. He or she may choose new targets for the copies. Each of those copies has "When this spell is put on the stack, any player may pay 1 or 1 life. If any player does, counter this spell."
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Profile1U
Sorcery
Destroy each creature that has a combined power and toughness equal to twice its mana cost "That guy is ugly! All right men, aim to kill!"
How can a human be an artifact? Do you want to have cyborgs in Magic?
He's a human with artifact implants. Obv.
Defensive Huddle 1WW
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability destroys a creature, if that spell or ability didn't target that creature, regenerate that creature.
Instant
Until end of turn, the converted mana cost of each permanent you control is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Draw a card.
I think, therefore I'm better than you.
Defogue Claricus 4UU
Creature- Djinn
Flying
Your maximum hand size is reduced by six.
6/6
Infinite Option U
Enchantment
All opponents' hand sizes are reduced by one.
Yea, well unless you have spellbook, but I guess this works
...
I can't go on with it. Let's try a different approach.
Confusion of Loyalty 2U
Instant
Replace an instance of the word opponent on target permanent with the word player. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)
Cycling 1U
When you cycle Confusion of Loyalty, each player is treated as his or her own opponent until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Flash, Split Second
Whenever the game would result in a draw for any reason, instead you win the game.
4/3
1RRWW
Legendary Enchantment
As Wrath of the Old One comes into play, each player sacrifices all legendary lands he or she controls. Then Wrath of the Old One deals damage to each player equal to the number of lands he or she sacrificed this way.
Nonbasic lands can't be played.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Enchantment
All enchantments become lands that have "t: add to your mana pool any color of mana that this land could produce"
They are still enchantments
I believe that that would destroy it as it comes into play.
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices 2 permanents for each artifact or enchantment he or she controls.
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Instant
Target player sacrifices X permanents, where X is the number of permanents you control put into a graveyard from play this turn.
Enchantment
x = 0
x^3 -x=0, x=!1
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Enchantment
All Equip costs, cost 3 more to play.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Yeah, but mine is more elegant, MaRo Loves that (plus you could just shove reminder text on it) Anyway....
Auriok Steelsmith :symw::symw:
Creature - Human Soldier
: Attach target equipment to target creature
2/2
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Sorcery
Destroy target equipment. If that equipment was attached to a creature, return that creature to its owner's hand.
Artifact Creature - Human Warrior
Whenever a creature becomes equipped, you may pay WW. If you do, gain 5 life.
Whenever a creature becomes equipped, you may pay RR. If you do, deal 5 damage to that creature.
1/3
Instant
Destroy the permanent with the highest mana cost.
Guild ability being used by another guild
Graveyard effects
Done:
1 Mana Legendary Permanent
Kamigawa re-done
Instant
Counter target non-creature spell that has no target.
Creature - Dryad Cleric
Spells you play cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
2/2
The seeds of Boseiju give rise to dryads, not plants, though the power of the canopy still resonates within.
Thanks to blurrycloud, who by the way, is a redonculous artist.
My other card is a Honden.
Winner of the May 2007 Card Creation League with Colossi Rusting Grounds
I can't believe it's not butter!
Enchantment
When a creature comes into play, that creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
Each player chooses one for each aura attached to their creatures: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn, target creature gains trample and vigilance until end of turn, or target creature gains flying and first strike until end of turn.
GAYMERS, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
2U
Instant
Counter target spell you don't control. Its controller puts X copies of that spell on the stack, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. He or she may choose new targets for the copies. Each of those copies has "When this spell is put on the stack, any player may pay 1 or 1 life. If any player does, counter this spell."
Let's see what you guys make of this one.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Enchantment
Spells and permanents can't be copied.
Instant
Switch target creatures power and toughness until end of turn. Draw a card
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Instant
Target creature power and toughness become X/X until end of turn, where X is it converted mana cost.
Sorcery
Destroy each creature that has a combined power and toughness equal to twice its mana cost
"That guy is ugly! All right men, aim to kill!"
He's a human with artifact implants. Obv.
Defensive Huddle 1WW
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability destroys a creature, if that spell or ability didn't target that creature, regenerate that creature.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝