Ramming Speed - GR
Instant
Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it had flying it loses flying until end of turn and fights target creature you don't control.
Unfun, Uncreative, oh you must be blue - 3U
Creature - Human Giant
Flying
5/3
Screw you, blue hater. Blue es bes colour. Actually red es bes colour.
Unflinching courage (Not the enchantment one)GG
Instant
You may only cast this when a creature you dont control fights a creature you control.
Target creature gets +10/+10. Exile it at the end of the fight and return it to the battlefield tapped.
I Feel Honored to Have One of My Quotes Featured in Somebody's Signature2UU Instant {U, Un-set}
Counter target spell without flavor text. If that spell has exactly two mana symbols of the same color in its mana cost, exile that spell instead.
Draw a card.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Ima, Tired of Countermagic - 6G
Legendary Creature - Troll Aging - At the end of your draw step put an age counter on Ima, Tired of Countermagic. If it has four or more age counters on it, it gets Old. (This creature can't be blocked and its damage can't be prevented. It gains shroud and its abilities can't be prevented, countered or redirected.) t: Tap target creature. It fights itself. Any player may pay 2 to counter this ability. "I'm old. I've earned my opinion and there's no changing it now.
12/12
Quicktime March - 4RW
Instant
Exile all creatures you control. For each creature exiled this way put a 1/1 white and red soldier creature token onto the battlefield. For each counter on creatures exiled this way put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Grayscale Rainbow1WB Enchantment {R}
Whenever a multicolored creature enters the battlefield, destroy that creature unless its controller pays 1 for each of its colors.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Wings of Spite and Malice2UB Creature - Faerie {R}
The first time an opponent casts a spell with converted mana cost 2 or less, if ~ came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, that player reveals cards until a number of land cards equal to the converted mana cost of that spell is revealed, then puts all cards revealed this way and that spell into their owner's graveyard.
2/2
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Memory Jam1UB Enchantment {R}
When ~ enters the battlefield or at the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player skips his or her draw step this turn.
Evoke (U/B)(You may cast this card for its evoke cost. If you do, sacrifice it when it enters the battlefield.) UB: Return ~ to your hand.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Mystic Mongoose - 1RGG
Creature - Mongoose
Flash, Shroud
Whenever you draw a card put a +1/+1 counter on Mystic Mongoose.
Whenever an opponent casts a blue spell double the number of +1/+1 counters on Mystic Mongoose.
0/2
Screw the Rules, I Have Money! Ongoing Scheme
Creatures with hexproof and shroud can be the target of spells or abilities as though they didn't have hexproof or shroud.
Creatures with protection can be damaged, enchanted, equipped, blocked, and targeted as though they didn't have protection.
At the beginning of your end step, abandon this scheme unless you pay 1.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Arterial Vise - 2BB
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability adds mana to a player's mana pool, Arterial Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the amount of mana in that player's mana pool greater than four.
Devout of Endless Darkness3BB Creature - Human Cleric {R} 3BB,T: Choose a color. Each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is your animosity against that color. (Each mana symbol of a color in the mana costs of spells cast this turn by opponents counts toward your animosity against that color.)
4/4
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Morbid Rebirth1BB
Enchantment
If a creature you controls dies, you may exile Morbid Rebirth. If you do return that creature onto the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Eternal Requiem1B Enchantment - Aura {C}
Enchant creature
When ~ enters the battlefield, remove all counters from enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets -3/-3.
Evoke B(You may cast this card for its evoke cost. If you do, when it enters the battlefield, sacrifice it.)
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
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Instant
Split the Skies deals 3 damage to target player and 3 damage to up to one target creature with flying that player controls.
I don't always post about Rafiq of the Many, but when I do, I cardlink to the original artwork, and not the supplementary product version.
"I trust myself to do my duty, even unto death. It's what comes after that I'm afraid of."
"Just fight without fear. Your soul is protected by the hand of Avacyn and will never submit to evil."
Instant
Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it had flying it loses flying until end of turn and fights target creature you don't control.
Screw you, blue hater. Blue es bes colour. Actually red es bes colour.
Unflinching courage (Not the enchantment one)GG
Instant
You may only cast this when a creature you dont control fights a creature you control.
Target creature gets +10/+10. Exile it at the end of the fight and return it to the battlefield tapped.
Instant {U, Un-set}
Counter target spell without flavor text. If that spell has exactly two mana symbols of the same color in its mana cost, exile that spell instead.
Draw a card.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Legendary Creature - Troll
Aging - At the end of your draw step put an age counter on Ima, Tired of Countermagic. If it has four or more age counters on it, it gets Old. (This creature can't be blocked and its damage can't be prevented. It gains shroud and its abilities can't be prevented, countered or redirected.)
t: Tap target creature. It fights itself. Any player may pay 2 to counter this ability.
"I'm old. I've earned my opinion and there's no changing it now.
12/12
Sorcery
Destroy all Old creatures.
Instant
Exile all creatures you control. For each creature exiled this way put a 1/1 white and red soldier creature token onto the battlefield. For each counter on creatures exiled this way put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Enchantment {R}
Whenever a multicolored creature enters the battlefield, destroy that creature unless its controller pays 1 for each of its colors.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Tribal Instant - God
Destroy target multi-colored permanent unless its controller pays 1 for each of its colors.
I liked the alliteration and the effect of grayness.
Creature - Faerie {R}
The first time an opponent casts a spell with converted mana cost 2 or less, if ~ came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, that player reveals cards until a number of land cards equal to the converted mana cost of that spell is revealed, then puts all cards revealed this way and that spell into their owner's graveyard.
2/2
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
When Moonburn goes to the graveyard from anywhere draw a card.
Retrace
Enchantment {R}
When ~ enters the battlefield or at the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player skips his or her draw step this turn.
Evoke (U/B) (You may cast this card for its evoke cost. If you do, sacrifice it when it enters the battlefield.)
UB: Return ~ to your hand.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Creature - Human Shaman
Activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Whenever you draw a card sacrifice Damplight Invoker.
6/6
Instant
You draw X + 1 cards and target opponent draws 2 cards.
Creature - Mongoose
Flash, Shroud
Whenever you draw a card put a +1/+1 counter on Mystic Mongoose.
Whenever an opponent casts a blue spell double the number of +1/+1 counters on Mystic Mongoose.
0/2
Ongoing Scheme
Creatures with hexproof and shroud can be the target of spells or abilities as though they didn't have hexproof or shroud.
Creatures with protection can be damaged, enchanted, equipped, blocked, and targeted as though they didn't have protection.
At the beginning of your end step, abandon this scheme unless you pay 1.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Ongoing scheme
If a scheme would cause a player to pay mana, pay 10 times the amount required or lose the game.
Land
T: add 10 to your mana pool, spend this mana only to pay for the effects of schemes.
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability adds mana to a player's mana pool, Arterial Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the amount of mana in that player's mana pool greater than four.
Creature - Human
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you.
0/4
or
Sorcery
You may only cast Last Act if you have 5 or less life.
Exile all creatures.
Instant
~ deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Kills the inkeeper or, if you can cast last act, kills you.
Creature - Human Cleric {R}
3BB,T: Choose a color. Each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is your animosity against that color. (Each mana symbol of a color in the mana costs of spells cast this turn by opponents counts toward your animosity against that color.)
4/4
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Tribal Instant - Eldrazi
Target player sacrifices a colored creature.
Enchantment
If a creature you controls dies, you may exile Morbid Rebirth. If you do return that creature onto the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Enchantment - Aura {C}
Enchant creature
When ~ enters the battlefield, remove all counters from enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets -3/-3.
Evoke B (You may cast this card for its evoke cost. If you do, when it enters the battlefield, sacrifice it.)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall