Cost of OwnershipRU Instant
Target player loses 5 life for each permanent they control but do not own. Squrd realized to late that stealing the grenades might not have ben the greatest idea
Lasting Ancient 2GW
Creature - Treefolk Spirit
If a creature an opponent controls would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return that creature to its owner's hand instead.
6/6
(Your opponent is sacrificing all their creatures that they don't own, so then they'll all go to their owner's hands instead of to their graveyards.)
Oozemaster2GG
Creature - Human Druid
Creature spells you play cost less to play. 1G, sacrifice a non-Ooze creature: Put an X/X green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield.
2/4
Oozemaster2GG
Creature - Human Druid
Creature spells you play cost less to play. 1G, sacrifice a non-Ooze creature: Put an X/X green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield.
2/4
With X undefined, that would be a 0/0 token. It's kind of hard to hose an unintentionally bad card, but here goes:
Phantom Bloodletter 3BB
Creature - Spirit Vampire
~ enters the battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to ~, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~.
Whenever another creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0
Vicious naturalist2GG
Creature - Elf Druid
When Vicious Naturalist comes into play, destroy all creatures with +1/+1 counters on them. They can not be regenerated.
1/2
"Sometimes 'survival of the fittest' needs to be pointed in the right direction."
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talk about an archetype hoser... rip poor allies =/
UnshapeBU
Instant (U)
Counter target creature spell.
Multikicker: (B/U)(B/U)
Exile a target creature in a single target player's graveyard for each time ~ was kicked. Add 1 to your mana pool for each creature exiled this way. In the beginning, there was nothing.
Wizard War 1UU
Tribal Enchantment - Wizard
Whenever a creature spell cast by any player is countered, its controller may choose one -- Put a 5/3 green elemental with trample into play, or put a 3/5 blue elemental with flying into play.
Whenever a non-creature spell cast by any player is countered, its controller may choose one -- Cast the countered spell from his or her graveyard without paying its mana cost, or destroy target non-land permanent.
"Well, then Arcanis and Venser got into a tiff about who could cast the bigger bounce spell... So, the mountains might be gone, but at least we have a nice new moon?"
EDIT: Whoops. It started off as an instant and I forgot to change it.
Is that meant to be an enchantment, or to start with "Until end of turn, ..."?
Rhystic Vitality WG
Instant
When you cast Rhystic Vitality, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Rhystic Vitality.
Target player gains 8 life.
You do realize that card will just cause players to stop trying to attack or damage their opponents in any way, right? It would just cause the game to just permanently stall like that...
Shieldpact Lightwave 1W
Creature - Human Elemental Soldier
Lifelink
Pay 1 life: Shieldpact Lightwave gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
1/1
—Aurora Illumina
@ Illuminations:RE Final Resting Race The game would not permanently stall. The player who plays Final Resting Race would surely have ways to "kill" himself.
Buttbreaker 1RRR
Creature- Elemental
When Buttbreaker enters the battlefield, destroy all creatures with toughness greater than power.
The toughness of creatures can not be changed.
4/1
i'm all for hosers, but a 4cmc that hates every single defensive critter out of play, including things w/ shroud, is a bit too much... good lord.
Morphogenesis2(B/G)(B/G)G
Instant (R)
Each player puts X green and black 1/1 saproling tokens on the battlefield under their control where X equals the number of creatures that have entered any graveyard this turn.
If GGG was used casting ~, each saproling token created this way gets +0/+1.
If BBB was used casting ~, each saproling token created this way gets +1/+0.
Flash of Forbearance2WR
Instant (U)
Target creature, and all other creatures with power less than or equal to that
creatures power cannot attack or block this turn.
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“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Flash of Forbearance2WR
Instant (U)
Target creature, and all other creatures with power less than or equal to that
creatures power cannot attack or block this turn.
Strictly worse Master Warcraft, especially because it targets.
Evalo, Muragranda Warden3G
Legendary Creature - Elf Druid
Spells that target creatures cost an additional X to cast, where X is equal to that creature's power.
3/3
Harrier Eagles 2U
Creature--Bird Soldier
0/3
Flying
Each untapped creature opponents control gets -X/-0, where X is its power. 1W,T: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Hunted Octopus 2UU
Creature - Octopus
When Hunted Octopus enters the battlefield, put seven 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens onto the battlefield under target opponent's control. XUU: Tap up to X target creatures.
8/8
Retribution of the Damned2BB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control is put into the graveyard by an effect your opponent controls, you may sacrifice Retribution of the Damned.
Retribution of the Damned deals damage to that opponent equal to that creature's power.
Redouble the Flames U
Instant
Copy target red instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Redouble the Flames has Cycling 0 as long as you control a Wizard.
Instant
Target player loses 5 life for each permanent they control but do not own.
Squrd realized to late that stealing the grenades might not have ben the greatest idea
Instant
Sacrifice all permanents you control but do not own.
"You are no longer of use."
Creature - Treefolk Spirit
If a creature an opponent controls would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return that creature to its owner's hand instead.
6/6
(Your opponent is sacrificing all their creatures that they don't own, so then they'll all go to their owner's hands instead of to their graveyards.)
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Creature - Human Druid
Creature spells you play cost less to play.
1G, sacrifice a non-Ooze creature: Put an X/X green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield.
2/4
With X undefined, that would be a 0/0 token. It's kind of hard to hose an unintentionally bad card, but here goes:
Phantom Bloodletter 3BB
Creature - Spirit Vampire
~ enters the battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to ~, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~.
Whenever another creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0
Creature - Elf Druid
When Vicious Naturalist comes into play, destroy all creatures with +1/+1 counters on them. They can not be regenerated.
1/2
"Sometimes 'survival of the fittest' needs to be pointed in the right direction."
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talk about an archetype hoser... rip poor allies =/
Unshape BU
Instant (U)
Counter target creature spell.
Multikicker: (B/U)(B/U)
Exile a target creature in a single target player's graveyard for each time ~ was kicked. Add 1 to your mana pool for each creature exiled this way.
In the beginning, there was nothing.
Tribal Enchantment - Wizard
Whenever a creature spell cast by any player is countered, its controller may choose one -- Put a 5/3 green elemental with trample into play, or put a 3/5 blue elemental with flying into play.
Whenever a non-creature spell cast by any player is countered, its controller may choose one -- Cast the countered spell from his or her graveyard without paying its mana cost, or destroy target non-land permanent.
"Well, then Arcanis and Venser got into a tiff about who could cast the bigger bounce spell... So, the mountains might be gone, but at least we have a nice new moon?"
EDIT: Whoops. It started off as an instant and I forgot to change it.
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Proud Creator of MassacreMorph, a.k.a., LOLAPHANT
Rhystic Vitality
WG
Instant
When you cast Rhystic Vitality, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Rhystic Vitality.
Target player gains 8 life.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Enchantment
When a player reaches 0 life, instead of losing that player wins the game.
On your mark, get set, decay.
Shieldpact Lightwave 1W
Creature - Human Elemental Soldier
Lifelink
Pay 1 life: Shieldpact Lightwave gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
1/1
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Buttbreaker 1RRR
Creature- Elemental
When Buttbreaker enters the battlefield, destroy all creatures with toughness greater than power.
The toughness of creatures can not be changed.
4/1
i'm all for hosers, but a 4cmc that hates every single defensive critter out of play, including things w/ shroud, is a bit too much... good lord.
Morphogenesis 2(B/G)(B/G)G
Instant (R)
Each player puts X green and black 1/1 saproling tokens on the battlefield under their control where X equals the number of creatures that have entered any graveyard this turn.
If GGG was used casting ~, each saproling token created this way gets +0/+1.
If BBB was used casting ~, each saproling token created this way gets +1/+0.
Instant (U)
Target creature, and all other creatures with power less than or equal to that
creatures power cannot attack or block this turn.
Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Strictly worse Master Warcraft, especially because it targets.
Evalo, Muragranda Warden 3G
Legendary Creature - Elf Druid
Spells that target creatures cost an additional X to cast, where X is equal to that creature's power.
3/3
2U
Creature--Bird Soldier
0/3
Flying
Each untapped creature opponents control gets -X/-0, where X is its power.
1W,T: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Creature - Plant
X: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hardy Kudzu. X is Hardy Kudzu's power.
2/2
(Does this allow infinite counters or not? I'm not sure.)
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Enchantment
Whenever a green creature enters the battlefield, its controller sacrifices it unless he/she sacrifices a forest.
Creature - Octopus
When Hunted Octopus enters the battlefield, put seven 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens onto the battlefield under target opponent's control.
XUU: Tap up to X target creatures.
8/8
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R
Sorcery
Destroy all Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus and Serpent creatures.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control is put into the graveyard by an effect your opponent controls, you may sacrifice Retribution of the Damned.
Retribution of the Damned deals damage to that opponent equal to that creature's power.
Instant
Prevent all damage from any non-creature source. Fatal Mistake deals double that damage to the source's controller.
U
Instant
Copy target red instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Redouble the Flames has Cycling 0 as long as you control a Wizard.
Make a card called Long For This World.
2
Artifact
1: change the color of target spell or permanent
2U
Creature--Drake
2/2
Flying
If a player would choose a color, you choose a color instead.
Make a card called Long For This World.