MTG Salvation

Utter Nothingness 3B
Enchantment
If a creature an opponent controls would be destroyed, instead remove it from the game.

Uh, dude? That's Orzhova, nor Orzhava.

I hope you're referring to exile instead of actual removing-from-game, because there's a really big difference that isn't easily reconcilable.

Dimensional Anchor
4
Artifact
If a permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be exiled, instead it isn't.

Commando Training
B
Enchantment
Scouts and Assassins get +1/-1 and are unblockable.

Quote from GetItWrong

Commando Training
B
Enchantment
Scouts and Assassins get +1/-1 and are unblockable.

NICE HOSE! This is a perfect example of a good card in this thread. Yes, it hoses the card before it, but it can be good for SO much more!

Switch Places 1UB
Instant
The next time a creature would deal damage to you this turn, it deals that much damage to itself instead.
Replicate 1U

Please help me if the wording is off in making replicate turn the spell into the "next two times," "next three times," etc.

Rollback 2UU
Instant
Return all other spells to their owners' hands.

What you want to do with this is cast it after False Swipe has resolved. Your opponent will control a bunch of spell copies, while you control the original. Since you control the original, which is probably a card, you get it back to your hand, while the rest vanish.

Quote from Illuminations

Rollback 2UU
Instant
Return all other spells to their owners' hands.

What you want to do with this is cast it after False Swipe has resolved. Your opponent will control a bunch of spell copies, while you control the original. Since you control the original, which is probably a card, you get it back to your hand, while the rest vanish.

I don't think the "others" is necessary, because doesn't Rollback leave the stack as it resolves? I'm not sure though.

Rubber Band of Thieves 2RG
Artifact Creature - Thief
Banding
Refund–If ~ leaves the stack for any reason without resolving, you may add [mna]2RG[/mana] to your mana pool.
When ~ comes into play, you may gain control of target artifact until the end of the turn.
1/2

(It had to have banding.)

Vitality Splice 3U
Instant
Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of target green creature.

(I realize this isn't as good quality as it could've been, but I had to bring the thread back.)

Dazzling Chameleon 2G
Creature - Lizard
0: ~ becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn. Activate this ability once per turn.
3/3

A brutal hose that, since you pay 4 mana to get a 2/4 legend that makes the ability of my cheaper and more powerful nonlegendary creature useless.

Crucible Inquisitor 1WW
Creature - Human Cleric
W: Target spell or permanent becomes black until end of turn.
W: Target creature gains protection from black until end of turn.
2/2

Please read the first post. Generic color hoses are boring. Also, what you want is a World Enchantment, as Concordant Crossroads.

Auramancer's Paradise W
World Enchantment
Whenever an enchantment would go to a graveyard from the battlefield, instead return it to its owner's hand.

Quote from Kenaron

Please read the first post. Generic color hoses are boring. Also, what you want is a World Enchantment, as Concordant Crossroads.

Auramancer's Paradise W
World Enchantment
Whenever an enchantment would go to a graveyard from the battlefield, instead return it to its owner's hand.

Belittling Hexhunter 3BG
Creature - Ooze Shaman
All permanents lose the supertypes "Legendary" and "World."
BG,T: Exile target enchantment. Its controller puts his or her choice of either an X/X Ooze creature token or X 1/1 Ooze creature tokens into play, where X is that enchantment's converted mana cost.
"We are all made of the same primordial ooze. You are nothing special, and you will become no more than the ooze that comprises you."
1/5

Sentient ooze? Why not?

Hey, im new here, and this game looks like fun, thought i might have a stab at it... here goes nothing:

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Belittling Hexhunter 3BG
Creature - Ooze Shaman
All permanents lose the supertypes "Legendary" and "World."
BG,T: Exile target enchantment. Its controller puts his or her choice of either an X/X Ooze creature token or X 1/1 Ooze creature tokens into play, where X is that enchantment's converted mana cost.
"We are all made of the same primordial ooze. You are nothing special, and you will become no more than the ooze that comprises you."
1/5

Sentient ooze? Why not?

Frostbite UB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature.
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, destroy it.

Quote from majorje

Hey, im new here, and this game looks like fun, thought i might have a stab at it... here goes nothing:

Welcome aboard! If you put [**MANA**]UB[/**MANA**] without the asterisks, your post will have the actual mana symbols. Check out the "I like you" and "I was you" games too!

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Frostbite UB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature.
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, destroy it.

Expert Rearranger 1(W/B)U
Artifact Creature - Vedalken Scholar
Protection from Enchantments.
T: Attach target Aura to any object it can enchant.
1/1
In Esper, you can always find someone to do your organizing for you.

(Will this work for Auras that enchant players?)

No, you need to say "Attach target aura to a player or permanent that it could enchant."

Mystic Wombat 1WGG
Creature - wombat (R)
Auras have shroud.
Enchanted Permanents can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
~ gets +2/+2 for each aura attached to it.
1/2

Quote from ryzorz

No, you need to say "Attach target aura to a player or permanent that it could enchant."

Mystic Wombat 1WGG
Creature - wombat (R)
Auras have shroud.
Enchanted Permanents can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
~ gets +2/+2 for each aura attached to it.
1/2

Eradication of the Simple 3RU
Sorcery
Multikicker RU
Destroy all creatures with fewer than two creature types. For each time the kicker cost was paid, you may choose one creature that would be destroyed this way and instead gain control of it.

Changeling Disorder 2U
Tribal Instant - Shapeshifter
Changeling
Creatures you control gain all creature types until end of turn. Creatures you don't control lose all creature types until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Herald of Slaanesh
BBB
Creature--Demon
4/4
Flash, flying
When Herald of Slaanesh enters the battlefield, target opponent chooses a creature type other than Demon. Destroy all creatures of the chosen type. Put a +1/+1 counter on Herald of Slaanesh for each creature destroyed this way.

4/4 flash flying with a limited, half-upside downside for BBB? Isn't that just a bit too good?

Weak Roots
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2 for each counter on it.
Even trees can be too tall.

Orcish Bullier 1R
Creature - Orc Warrior
~ attacks each turn if able.
Creatures your opponents control are Cowards in addition to their other creature types.
2/3

Edit - Sarnath'd.

Cytoplast Cluster 3G
Creature - Plant Mutant
Graft 3
When ~ goes to a graveyard from the battlefield, put X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
0/0

Caldera Exploder 2RR
Creature - Goblin Warrior
When Caldera Exploder enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature.
Sacrifice Caldera Exploder: Caldera Exploder deals 1 damage to each creature.
2/1

Price of Inefficiency 1WWB
Creature - Demon Advisor
Protection from red, protection from green
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is half its converted mana cost, rounded down.
4/4

Quote from ryzorz

4/4 flash flying with a limited, half-upside downside for BBB? Isn't that just a bit too good?

Not sure, but I don't think so, mainly because of the n-for-one possibility if it gets killed. I don't really count the +1/+1 counters as upside because your opponent controls how many it gets.

Quote from ryzorz

Price of Inefficiency 1WWB
Creature - Demon Advisor
Protection from red, protection from green
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is half its converted mana cost, rounded down.
4/4

Maggot Burst
B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If it's white, it gets an additional -1/-1 until end of turn. If it's black, it gets +2/+0 and has intimidate until end of turn.

Quote from GetItWrong

Not sure, but I don't think so, mainly because of the n-for-one possibility if it gets killed. I don't really count the +1/+1 counters as upside because your opponent controls how many it gets.

It's basically like devour, so long as you don't control any seriously huge creatures. So if you control like 5 chump goblins, your opponent either gives you a 9/9 creature or lets you keep your chumps. They will so often be tempted to choose a type you don't have because of the +1/+1 counters that I'm willing to call it broken.

Coalition Masochist 2GW
Creature - Elf Flagbearer
While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/3

Quote from Kenaron

Coalition Masochist 2GW
Creature - Elf Flagbearer
While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
3/3

Aurora Concentrate 2(U/B)
Sorcery
Choose one- Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature and put that many -1/-1 counters on it; or remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature and put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Entwine-U if U was not paid to cast ~ and B if B was not paid to cast ~.