Screeching Tweeker
Legendary Artifact
This artifact can't be countered.
Protection from Red and from White.
Protection from Instant spells.
When this Screeching Tweeker enters play exile all non-artifact creatures until this artifact leaves play. "If they managed to bring it back over here I just toss it back out there." The aggravated priest thought...
And as for that debated this Pathee Academy Of the Gifted and Natural Science senior started when she given a human dock worker strongman a second chance to reconsider his bidding style with the human "who's obviously wasn't another pirate."
A correction that clarifies why its a simple converted mana casting cost for the exerted energy necessary to perform this more simple movement creating the resulting function.
(My favorite rating in the challenge thread so far is 3.1416....)
Fin Tail Flick
Instant
Counter Target blue spell that a controller's paid a total casting sum of 3 or less to play.
"Nothing Personal, but that would have been too easy." The Pathee student watching from the crates said half-laughing as she dive into the water again.
Kalonian Altar-Guard4GGG
Creature - Beast (R)
~ cannot be countered
~ cannot be exiled.
Indestructable, Vigilance
Whenever a player cycles a card, that player must sacrifice a land. It watches your every move, and stops you from doing it.
5/5
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-Rukarumel, Field Journal
Thanks to mcchief111 for the avvy.
Decks:
Standard: RMinotaur MidrangeB
Modern: GSpider TribalB RArtifractureB
EDH:
MayaelWRG
Reaper KingWUBRG
Niv-MizzetUR
Alesha, Who Smiles At DeathWBR
Counter target sorcery or instant spell card. Target spell card's controller must put the target spell card on the bottom of his/her library and add X to his/her mana pool, where X equals the total casting cost sum used to cast the target spell card. (The sum of mana in target spell card's controller's mana pool at the end of this turn causes that sum in damages.) Target spell card's controller recieves X damages.
A Directed Purpose
:symg::symg:
Instant
Counter target instant or sorcery. Put it on the bottom of its owner's library, then add its mana cost to that player's mana pool. A Directed Purpose deals X damage to that player, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
Unorthodox Idea 3U
Instant
Reveal the bottom two cards of your library and put them into your hand. For each white card revealed this way, gain life equal to its converted mana cost.
Now that's settled I going to play action figure doll with those wizzies, horrizs and beassies.
Private War Inducer :2mana::symwb:
Enchantment
This Private War Inducer can't be countered and can't be exiled and also an aura.
: Enchanted Creature until end of turn. Enchanted Creature is tapped under your control lose all abilities and gains indestructable, shroud, haste and must attack or block when able to do so.
You may or when you this enchanted creature: Choose up to X creatures and place them when necessary under your opponent's control. Where X equals the amount of spells and activated abilities played this turn. Chosen creatures in play loses all abilities and must attacked or block when able to do so.
"Now they are driven to one anothers' every move and are less a bothersome." Then looking at the mountain ranges the Alaborn's highest ranking chancellor said...
Now that's settled I going to play action figure doll with those wizzies, horrizs and beassies.
Private War Inducer :2mana::symwb:
Enchantment
This Private War Inducer can't be countered and can't be exiled and also an aura.
: Enchanted Creature until end of turn. Enchanted Creature is tapped under your control lose all abilities and gains indestructable, shroud, haste and must attack or block when able to do so.
You may or when you this enchanted creature: Choose up to X creatures and place them when necessary under your opponent's control. Where X equals the amount of spells and activated abilities played this turn. Chosen creatures in play loses all abilities and must attacked or block when able to do so.
"Now they are driven to one anothers' every move and are less a bothersome." Then looking at the mountain ranges the Alaborn's highest ranking chancellor said...
Literacy ExamU
Instant (C)
Target permanent's controller sacrifices it unless he or she explains how it works.
Uh, yeah. I'd blame an automatic translator but it seems pressingchess is American. So I'm not sure how to procede from here, so I'll make something really simple. So simple in fact that anyone could explain how it works.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tilde Literacy Exam Instant (C) Target permanent's controller sacrifices it unless he or she explains how it works.
Uh, yeah. I'd blame an automatic translator but it seems pressingchess is American. So I'm not sure how to procede from here, so I'll make something really simple. So simple in fact that anyone could explain how it works.
Rabid Wolf :symr::symg:
Creature - Wolf
4/2
Ok I guess I have to induce that to block my or Luk's Altar Guard with the meddler (still surviving, your doggie blocking y'kno, couldn't choose a second blocker until play a spell or activated an ability by tapping!! (Hence one gone a turn and when the tough (2/4) meddling wizzy sing the crunchy song,) (c'mere little doggie I don't like you.)
A Handy Action Figure Storm
Sorcery.
Search your library for a Beast or Giant Creature card and put it onto the battlefield tapped with haste.
Put a token private war aura on every creature put in play by this card. All creatures with a private war aura has indestructable shroud and you may or whenever this enchanted creature becomes :target creature must attack or block this enchanted creature if able.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.) Then shuffle your library.
Nobody understands what Private War is supposed to do! This new card is no better.
@pressingchess - For the love monkeys, please go to Gatherer and look up real cards. Do this until you learn how to template cards. If you want to do something that you are sure no existing card does, please figure that out in another thread.
A Handy Action Figure Storm
Sorcery
Search your library for a Beast or Giant creature card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. It's indestructible and has haste, shroud, and ":symq:: Target creature attacks or blocks this creature this turn if able."
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.) Then shuffle your library.
Inaction WWW
Enchantment
Flash
Creatures can't attack or block, and their abilities can't be activated.
When Inaction enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay X, where X is 10 minus the number of spells cast this turn.
Aether void UB
instant
Until end of turn, players can't add mana to their mana pools unless a spell is on the stack. (the first step in playing a spell is placing it on the stack)
Until end of turn, all spells have "Empty all mana pools." It is a simple matter to draw energy from the land, but not so to keep it for a single working, and impossible when the mage is not is a spell-state.
Magical Amplification0
Enchantment
~ is blue.
Flash
As an additional cost to ~ sacrifice two lands.
Players may cast spells without paying their mana cost. For each spell cast this way that player sacrifices lands equal to that played card's CMC.
Terrible grammar sorry just couldn't get it to fit hope y'all can understand.
Stranglehold Infestation2GG
Enchantment
Whenever a Land is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put two 1/1 green Insect creature tokens onto the battlefield.
2G, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Spreading Beetles 1G
Creature--Insect
1/1
Spreading Beetles blocks each turn if able.
When Spreading Beetles deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and put two token copies of it onto the battlefield.
All permanents you control has protection from enchantments
Whenever Geisha Lynx attacks, put X 2/2 cat warrior tokens with reach and deathtouch onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is the number of creatures defending player controls.
"Cats are territorial and Mika-Ella's friend knows what the archangel was asking of him when she asked him to wait for her here," the guard said watching the miners move their equipment away.
Turning FogUU
Instant
All creatures with shroud return to their owner's hand unless it's owner pays 3 for each creature that would return to their hand this way.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
IIW:
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Overdramatic Entrance
Sorcery
Destroy target 1/1 creature. If its converted mana cost is four or more, its controller discards a card.
Tranquility Rewards
Instant
Target Creature gains +1/+1 for every creature type in play.
Any player may pay and play this spell's Radiate cost.
Radiate :2mana:: (When you play this spell, you may pay its Radiate cost. If you do, copy it for each legal target. Those copies target those targets.)
Target Creature gains +1/+1 for every creature type in play.
Since Radiate doesn't work the way you want it to, let me talk about this straight up. So with Woodland Changeling in play how much of a pump is that? This is the problem, you can never to ask how many creature types are in play because this requires players to know how many types exist. Now about radiate:
Any player may pay and play this spell's Radiate cost.
Radiate :2mana:: (When you play this spell, you may pay its Radiate cost. If you do, copy it for each legal target. Those copies target those targets.)
The assumption is that anyone can pay 2 to copy it so that everything gets that pump. This is broken, because if I control three attacking creatures including a changeling and you block two creatures, I play this and win. There are well more than 20 creature types.
Nameless Wanderer2U
Creature - (Intentionally no types, like Nameless Race)
Each creature loses each creature type.
2/3
Legendary Artifact
This artifact can't be countered.
Protection from Red and from White.
Protection from Instant spells.
When this Screeching Tweeker enters play exile all non-artifact creatures until this artifact leaves play.
"If they managed to bring it back over here I just toss it back out there." The aggravated priest thought...
Creature - Zombie Horror
When Visbreaker enters the battlefield, destroy target green or white creature.
Cycling
Unearth 3B
3/2
(Cycling and unearth help to get around the previous card if this card is named.)
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Creature - Beast (R)
~ cannot be countered
~ cannot be exiled.
Indestructable, Vigilance
Whenever a player cycles a card, that player must sacrifice a land.
It watches your every move, and stops you from doing it.
5/5
Thanks to mcchief111 for the avvy.
Decks:
Standard:
RMinotaur MidrangeB
Modern:
GSpider TribalB
RArtifractureB
EDH:
MayaelWRG
Reaper KingWUBRG
Niv-MizzetUR
Alesha, Who Smiles At DeathWBR
Sorcery
Each player shuffles each creature he or she owns with power 5 or greater into his or her library.
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Instant.
Counter target sorcery or instant spell card. Target spell card's controller must put the target spell card on the bottom of his/her library and add X to his/her mana pool, where X equals the total casting cost sum used to cast the target spell card. (The sum of mana in target spell card's controller's mana pool at the end of this turn causes that sum in damages.) Target spell card's controller recieves X damages.
Unorthodox Idea
3U
Instant
Reveal the bottom two cards of your library and put them into your hand. For each white card revealed this way, gain life equal to its converted mana cost.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Private War Inducer :2mana::symwb:
Enchantment
This Private War Inducer can't be countered and can't be exiled and also an aura.
You may or when you
"Now they are driven to one anothers' every move and are less a bothersome." Then looking at the mountain ranges the Alaborn's highest ranking chancellor said...
Instant (C)
Target permanent's controller sacrifices it unless he or she explains how it works.
Uh, yeah. I'd blame an automatic translator but it seems pressingchess is American. So I'm not sure how to procede from here, so I'll make something really simple. So simple in fact that anyone could explain how it works.
Rabid Wolf RG
Creature - Wolf
4/2
A Handy Action Figure Storm
Sorcery.
Search your library for a Beast or Giant Creature card and put it onto the battlefield tapped with haste.
Put a token private war aura on every creature put in play by this card. All creatures with a private war aura has indestructable shroud and you may or whenever this enchanted creature becomes
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Then shuffle your library.
@pressingchess - For the love monkeys, please go to Gatherer and look up real cards. Do this until you learn how to template cards. If you want to do something that you are sure no existing card does, please figure that out in another thread.
Inaction
WWW
Enchantment
Flash
Creatures can't attack or block, and their abilities can't be activated.
When Inaction enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay X, where X is 10 minus the number of spells cast this turn.
Make a card called Long For This World.
UB
instant
Until end of turn, players can't add mana to their mana pools unless a spell is on the stack. (the first step in playing a spell is placing it on the stack)
Until end of turn, all spells have "Empty all mana pools."
It is a simple matter to draw energy from the land, but not so to keep it for a single working, and impossible when the mage is not is a spell-state.
Enchantment
~ is blue.
Flash
As an additional cost to ~ sacrifice two lands.
Players may cast spells without paying their mana cost. For each spell cast this way that player sacrifices lands equal to that played card's CMC.
Terrible grammar sorry just couldn't get it to fit hope y'all can understand.
Enchantment
Whenever a Land is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put two 1/1 green Insect creature tokens onto the battlefield.
2G, Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Creature - Giant Warrior
Absorb 1
~ can block any number of creatures.
4/4
1B
Instant
Thug Tactics deals 3 damage to target creature for each creature blocking or blocked by it.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Enchantment
Creatures are unblockable.
Whenever a creature attacks, return it to its owner's hand at end of combat.
1G
Creature--Insect
1/1
Spreading Beetles blocks each turn if able.
When Spreading Beetles deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and put two token copies of it onto the battlefield.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Creature - Cat Mage
Reach. Deathtouch. Unblockable.
All permanents you control has protection from enchantments
Whenever Geisha Lynx attacks, put X 2/2 cat warrior tokens with reach and deathtouch onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is the number of creatures defending player controls.
"Cats are territorial and Mika-Ella's friend knows what the archangel was asking of him when she asked him to wait for her here," the guard said watching the miners move their equipment away.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature becomes a 1/1 creature with shroud.
Standard:
UR Ral Combo
Modern:
U Merfolk
R Goblins
Commander
RB Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
R Feldon of the Third Path
Instant
All creatures with shroud return to their owner's hand unless it's owner pays 3 for each creature that would return to their hand this way.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Tranquility Rewards
Instant
Target Creature gains +1/+1 for every creature type in play.
Any player may pay and play this spell's Radiate cost.
Radiate :2mana:: (When you play this spell, you may pay its Radiate cost. If you do, copy it for each legal target. Those copies target those targets.)
Since Radiate doesn't work the way you want it to, let me talk about this straight up. So with Woodland Changeling in play how much of a pump is that? This is the problem, you can never to ask how many creature types are in play because this requires players to know how many types exist. Now about radiate:
The assumption is that anyone can pay 2 to copy it so that everything gets that pump. This is broken, because if I control three attacking creatures including a changeling and you block two creatures, I play this and win. There are well more than 20 creature types.
Nameless Wanderer 2U
Creature - (Intentionally no types, like Nameless Race)
Each creature loses each creature type.
2/3
G
Creature--Elf Shaman
1/1
When Woodland Poet enters the battlefield, draw a card for each non-Elf creature you control.
Make a card called Long For This World.