Sylvan Wumpus2G
Creature - Beast Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, each opponent may search his or her library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
4/4
Improved Returns 1G
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls returns a permanent to its owner's hand you may put a permanent into the battlefield from your hand.
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Design a mono-blue instant (this includes kicker alts costs etc.) that doesn't draw card(s) (or put card(s) into your hand) bounce permanent(s), mill cards, or counter spell(s) (or exile them etc.) Basically make an interesting blue instant that doesn't do the most basic things that blue can do.
"Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty." —Saprazzan vizier
Temporal Apprentice1U
Creature - Human Wizard 2U, :symtap:, return a basic land you control to its owner's hand: Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
1/1
Improved Returns 1G
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls returns a permanent to its owner's hand you may put a permanent into the battlefield from your hand.
What if the apprentice returns Improved Returns? The answer is "nothing."
Magus of theFlux2U
Creature - Human Wizard
Enchantments have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay ."
2/2
What if the apprentice returns Improved Returns? The answer is "nothing."
No, permanents see themselves leaving the battlefield and can trigger appropriately. Plenty of abilities need that rule to work.
Hatching Dragons 2RR
Enchantment
When Hatching Dragons is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand. If you do, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying into play.
There's already been a Magus of the Aura Flux in this thread here...
Void Curse B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant permanent
If enchanted permanent would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. 2WW: Destroy enchanted permanent.
Strengthened Boundaries 2W
Enchantment
Enchantments you control are indestructible.
Whenever an enchantment you control is exiled, you may return it to your hand instead.
UncastUR
Instant
Return target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. Add mana to your mana pool equal to that permanent's mana cost. (Mana cost includes color. If a mana symbol has multiple colors, choose one.)
Draw a card.
Radiating Silence2RRW
Instant
Choose target instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy that spell for each other permanent or player the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those permanents and players.
That spell's controler can't cast spells until the beginning of his or her next turn.
Preferred Treatment 1W
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Martyr (When you play Preferred Treatment, it becomes the target of all spells and abilities that could target it.)
Rotting Spells1GBB
Enchantment
Whenever a spell would target a creature you don't control, counter that spell and put 2 -1/-1 counters on each creature targeted by that spell.
Strength of the Meek 4GW
Sorcery
Put a +1/+1 counter on any number of target creatures.
As long as Strength of the Meek is in a graveyard, all creatures are 1/1.
So, your opponent has the above card out. You target one of your creatures, and all of your opponent's. The spell is countered because of the ability, and -1/-1 counters are placed instead. Then, since the creatures are 1/1, they all die. You lose a creature too, but that's a small price to pay for something like this.
Proud General 1WW
Creature - Human Soldier
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice ~. if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control at the beginning of you next upkeep.
1/1
Proud General 1WW
Creature - Human Soldier
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice ~. if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control at the beginning of you next upkeep.
1/1
So all you need to hose this is to not give it any +1/+1 counters, then it's just body overcosted by 1W. With that in mind,
Ursine Berserker1G
Creature - Bear Berserker
Whenever Ursine Berserker becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it. This is the worst name for a card ever. A berserker is a warrior who wears a bear skin, so what is this? Did one bear skin another? What kind of idiot made this card anyway? I bet it was the same genius behind Corpulent Corpse.
2/2
Jelpa's Gambit GWR
Instant
Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of it until end of turn. Until end of turn, it has haste, "This creature can block any number of creatures," and "Creatures block this creature if able."
Yang Commandos 1W
Creature--Human Soldier
2/1
Whenever a creature attacking you becomes blocked, if Yang Commandos is untapped, the creature's controller may discard a card. If he or she doesn't, prevent all combat damage that creature would deal this turn.
Disperse the Ranks 1R
Sorcery
Gain control of target Knight, Soldier, or Cleric and uptap it. If it is a creature, it gains haste until the beginning of the end step.
Knight, Soldier, and Cleric creatures can't block this turn.
Cycling 2
Divine Perfection 2W
Enchantment
White creatures you control with toughness less than 3 lose all other creature types and are 2/2 Spirits with protection from black.
White creatures you control with toughness 3 or greater lose all other creature types and are 4/4 Angels with flying and vigilance.
Flailing Frenzy - R
Instant
All creatures you control gain, "1: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn and 1: This creature gets -1/+1 until end of turn." until end of turn.
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Design a mono-blue instant (this includes kicker alts costs etc.) that doesn't draw card(s) (or put card(s) into your hand) bounce permanent(s), mill cards, or counter spell(s) (or exile them etc.) Basically make an interesting blue instant that doesn't do the most basic things that blue can do.
"Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty." —Saprazzan vizier
Evasive Bogle(G/U)(G/U)
Creature - Beast
~ can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. (G/U): Target creature you control can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control (Edit - add "this turn" here). Play this ability as a sorcery.
2/2
Condemn By Association 3WU
Instant
Exile target creature and all permanents attached to it. Exile each spell and each ability targeting that creature. If an ability from a permanent source was exiled this way, exile that permanent.
Creature - Beast Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, each opponent may search his or her library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
4/4
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls returns a permanent to its owner's hand you may put a permanent into the battlefield from your hand.
What if the apprentice returns Improved Returns? The answer is "nothing."
Magus of the Flux 2U
Creature - Human Wizard
Enchantments have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay
2/2
No, permanents see themselves leaving the battlefield and can trigger appropriately. Plenty of abilities need that rule to work.
Hatching Dragons
2RR
Enchantment
When Hatching Dragons is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand. If you do, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying into play.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Void Curse B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant permanent
If enchanted permanent would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
2WW: Destroy enchanted permanent.
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2W
Enchantment
Enchantments you control are indestructible.
Whenever an enchantment you control is exiled, you may return it to your hand instead.
3G
Instant
Destroy all enchantments. Until end of turn, whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield, destroy it.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Radiating Silence 2RRW
Instant
Choose target instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy that spell for each other permanent or player the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those permanents and players.
That spell's controler can't cast spells until the beginning of his or her next turn.
1W
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Martyr (When you play Preferred Treatment, it becomes the target of all spells and abilities that could target it.)
Make a card called Long For This World.
Enchantment
Whenever a spell would target a creature you don't control, counter that spell and put 2 -1/-1 counters on each creature targeted by that spell.
I have 15 cookies in my cookie jar.
Sorcery
Put a +1/+1 counter on any number of target creatures.
As long as Strength of the Meek is in a graveyard, all creatures are 1/1.
So, your opponent has the above card out. You target one of your creatures, and all of your opponent's. The spell is countered because of the ability, and -1/-1 counters are placed instead. Then, since the creatures are 1/1, they all die. You lose a creature too, but that's a small price to pay for something like this.
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Proud General
1WW
Creature - Human Soldier
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice ~. if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control at the beginning of you next upkeep.
1/1
So all you need to hose this is to not give it any +1/+1 counters, then it's just body overcosted by 1W. With that in mind,
Ursine Berserker 1G
Creature - Bear Berserker
Whenever Ursine Berserker becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
This is the worst name for a card ever. A berserker is a warrior who wears a bear skin, so what is this? Did one bear skin another? What kind of idiot made this card anyway? I bet it was the same genius behind Corpulent Corpse.
2/2
Instant
Destroy target creature that mentions a different card in its flavor text.
OK, for real now:
Flesh Piercer 1B
Creature - Horror
Creatures blocking or blocked by Flesh Piercer get -0/-2.
1/1
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GWR
Instant
Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of it until end of turn. Until end of turn, it has haste, "This creature can block any number of creatures," and "Creatures block this creature if able."
Make a card called Long For This World.
1W
Creature--Human Soldier
2/1
Whenever a creature attacking you becomes blocked, if Yang Commandos is untapped, the creature's controller may discard a card. If he or she doesn't, prevent all combat damage that creature would deal this turn.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Sorcery
Gain control of target Knight, Soldier, or Cleric and uptap it. If it is a creature, it gains haste until the beginning of the end step.
Knight, Soldier, and Cleric creatures can't block this turn.
Cycling 2
2W
Enchantment
White creatures you control with toughness less than 3 lose all other creature types and are 2/2 Spirits with protection from black.
White creatures you control with toughness 3 or greater lose all other creature types and are 4/4 Angels with flying and vigilance.
Make a card called Long For This World.
2BB
Each player sacrifices all creatures that player controls with an equal power and toughness.
Cycling 3
My CubeCobra (draft 20 card packs, 2 packs.)
430, Peasant, Very Unpowered
Why you should take your hybrids out of your gold section
Manamath Article
Instant
All creatures you control gain, "1: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn and 1: This creature gets -1/+1 until end of turn." until end of turn.
Instant
Each creature with no abilities gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Beast
~ can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
(G/U): Target creature you control can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control (Edit - add "this turn" here). Play this ability as a sorcery.
2/2
3WU
Instant
Exile target creature and all permanents attached to it. Exile each spell and each ability targeting that creature. If an ability from a permanent source was exiled this way, exile that permanent.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Instant
Return all cards exiled this turn to their owner's hand.
2UB
Enchantment
Whenever a card leaves the exile zone, each opponent loses life equal to its converted mana cost.