Pact of Fruity Gushers0 Instant
Draw two cards.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, return 3 islands or nonbasic lands you control to their owner's hand. If you don't, you lose the game.
Lurking Lhurgoyf
Cost: 2GG
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Lurking Lhurgoyf can't be the target of enchantment spells.
Lurking Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of black and blue cards in target opponent's graveyard, and it's toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
*/*+1
Pact of Fruity Gushers0 Instant
Draw two cards.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, return all islands and nonbasic lands you control to their owner's hand.
Two free cards if I'm not playing blue? I'll take it!
Paladin Lord Ihsan3WWW
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Protection from black
Paladin Lord Ihsan gets +1/+2 for each Soldier you control.
Paladin Lord Ihsan gets +2/+1 for each Warrior you control. "Ihsan, the mighty. Ihsan, the revered. Ihsan, the unwavering. He has multiplied a thousandfold the glory of the Serra Paladins. May his rewards equal his heroism." - Baris, Serra Inquisitor
4/4
Gitaxian Assignator :8mana::sympu::sympu::sympu:
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a permanent they control. You gain control of that permanent.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, for each player you may exchange control of a permanent that player controls with a permanent that player owns.
9/9
Illusory Giant2GG
Creature - Shapeshifter
Protection from black.
As long as Illusory Giant is in play, Illusory Giant has all creature types of all cards in graveyards.
Whenever Illusory Giant become blocked, you may pay 2GG. If you do Illusory Giant gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the blocking creature's power.
3/3
3UU
Enchantment
As ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type and a player.
Creatures the chosen player controls are the chosen type in addition to their other types.
Transmute 1UU
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
The Lady In Red 5BB
Creature - Nightmare
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you lose 5 life.
At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice ~.
6/3
next!: Hit random card in Gatherer. If the printing of the card you get is in a modern border, shift it to a set before the modern border and vice-versa. Include the card and the set your shifting to.
Wirewood Hivemaster into Alara Reborn
Glorybloom CylianGW
Creature - Elf Mystic
Whenever another nontoken multicolored creature enters the battlefield, you may put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token into play.
1/1
Galanda Feudkiller 5WW
Legendary Creature - Giant Cleric
Creatures you control have lifelink. 1WW,t: Gain control of target creature of an opponent's choice that he or she controls for as long as you control Galanda Feudkiller.
5/7
-minrar: rare
Next: Icequake in Planeshift and/or Elvish Champion in Mercadian Masques (and no, there aren't elves in any corner of Mercadia we've seen)
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creeping Desolation
Cost: 2BB
Sorcery
Destroy target land if it has the least common type among lands it's controller controls, or if it's tied for the least common.
Stitched Bruiser5W Creature - Human Leonin Loxodon
First Strike, Lifelink, Vigilance
Metalcraft - Stitched Bruiser gets -2/-2 if you control 3 or more artifacts.
3/6 Only the sight of their Mirran heritage made it weep.
Rage of Raka :3mana::symr:
Sorcery
Kicker :1mana::symw::symu:
~ deals 5 damage to target player, if ~ was kicked draw 3 cards. "Violence does not always mean ignorance"
Next: Sunrise Sovereign in Legends (I wanna see archaic wording and everything :P)
Jack's Bane3RRGW Summon Legend
Jack's Bane is a giant.
All giant cards gain +2/+2 and "bands with other giants" while this card is in play. This ability does not mean Jack's Bane has +2/+2 and "bands with other giants," nor does it apply to giants not on Jack's Bane's side.
4/6
You wouldn't believe how fun it was to make up the wording.
In honor of that, Tetsuo Umezawa in Time Spiral (Not Timesifted)
Kyoshi Umezawa (Rare)
Cost: UBR
Legendary Creature - Human Samurai
When Kyoshi Umezawa blocks or becomes blocked it gets +2/+2 until the end of the turn.
You may cast aura spells targeting Kyoshi Umezawa as though they had flash and split second.
3/3
Blinkmoth Factory
Land
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool
:5mana::symtap:: Put a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature token with flying into play
:symtap:, Sacrifice X Blinkmoths: Draw X cards
Tideborn Disruption4UUUU
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a Homarid. If you can't, sacrifice Tideborn Disruption.
Sacrifice a Homarid: Counter target spell.
Sidari, Hidden Strategist3WW Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Attacking Soldiers you control get +1/+1.
Morph 2WW(You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
When Sidari, Pit Legionaire is turned face up, tap all blocking creatures. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
2/2
The only snow permanents in Ice Age were basic lands... and Eldrazi don't have Level Up. Level Up is for allies
Kai-Khan, Golden Fox (Mythic)
Cost: 3WW
Legendary Creature - Fox Samurai
Bushido 2 (When this creature blocks or becomes blocket, it gets +2/+2 until the end of the turn.)
For each equipment attached to Kai-Khan, Golden Fox, other fox creatures you control get bushido 2 (Each instance of bushido triggers separately).
3/3
Tranquilo...:-/...you rarely fail to disappoint. "Level up is for allies"? Would you listen to yourself? First off, level up is something purely mechanical, it has no flavor context under normal circumstance or in the context in which it appeared. Secondly, "allies"? There weren't even any Allies in RotE! Even if you meant any non-Eldrazi creature, it's still just plain silly to say that as they're even more fragmented then the alleged "Mirran faction" from the last block. That form of level up is just fine, and makes perfect sense for Eldrazi.
Laquatus's Gambit 2U
Sorcery
Target player puts the top six cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. Threshold - If you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, that player puts the top fifteen cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard instead.
-minrar: uncommon
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Uplifting Myr 2
Artifact Creature U t: Target non-artifact creature gains flying and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
1/1
Academy Searcher2U Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever Academy Searcher is put into a graveyard from your hand, you may discard an enchantment card; if you do, return Academy Searcher from your graveyard to your hand.
Cycling 2
1/2
A Stitch in Time saves nine... But what about a Stitch in Mercadian Masques?
Instant
Draw two cards.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, return 3 islands or nonbasic lands you control to their owner's hand. If you don't, you lose the game.
Next: Tarmogoyf, in Homelands.
EDIT: Oops. Changed it to not be freaking broken.
Thanks to Syndarion of Aeternal Studios for my sig!
Lurking Lhurgoyf
Cost: 2GG
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Lurking Lhurgoyf can't be the target of enchantment spells.
Lurking Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of black and blue cards in target opponent's graveyard, and it's toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
*/*+1
Next: Ihsan's Shade in Planar Chaos.
Two free cards if I'm not playing blue? I'll take it!
Paladin Lord Ihsan 3WWW
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Protection from black
Paladin Lord Ihsan gets +1/+2 for each Soldier you control.
Paladin Lord Ihsan gets +2/+1 for each Warrior you control.
"Ihsan, the mighty. Ihsan, the revered. Ihsan, the unwavering. He has multiplied a thousandfold the glory of the Serra Paladins. May his rewards equal his heroism." - Baris, Serra Inquisitor
4/4
Next: Serrated Biskelion in Eventide
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow (U)
:symtap:: Move a -1/-1 counter from ~ onto target creature.
Persist
2/2
Next: Serendib Efreet in Rise of the Eldrazi
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature - Eldrazi
Annihilator 2
At the beginning of your upkeep, ~ deals 5 damage to you.
9/9
Next: It that betrays in New Phyrexia
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a permanent they control. You gain control of that permanent.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, for each player you may exchange control of a permanent that player controls with a permanent that player owns.
9/9
Next: Cage of Hands in Lorwyn
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Cost: 2W
Tribal Enchantment - Shapeshifter Aura
Changeling
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has defender.
Next: Chameleon Colossus in Exodus
Creature - Shapeshifter
Protection from black.
As long as Illusory Giant is in play, Illusory Giant has all creature types of all cards in graveyards.
Whenever Illusory Giant become blocked, you may pay 2GG. If you do Illusory Giant gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the blocking creature's power.
3/3
Next: Xenograft in Ravnica
Enchantment
As ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type and a player.
Creatures the chosen player controls are the chosen type in addition to their other types.
Transmute 1UU
Next: Bronze Bombshell in Torment and/or Devastating Dreams in Alpha
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Nightmare
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you lose 5 life.
At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice ~.
6/3
next!: Hit random card in Gatherer. If the printing of the card you get is in a modern border, shift it to a set before the modern border and vice-versa. Include the card and the set your shifting to.
Glorybloom Cylian GW
Creature - Elf Mystic
Whenever another nontoken multicolored creature enters the battlefield, you may put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token into play.
1/1
Next: Preacher in Lorwyn
5WW
Legendary Creature - Giant Cleric
Creatures you control have lifelink.
1WW,t: Gain control of target creature of an opponent's choice that he or she controls for as long as you control Galanda Feudkiller.
5/7
-minrar: rare
Next: Icequake in Planeshift and/or Elvish Champion in Mercadian Masques (and no, there aren't elves in any corner of Mercadia we've seen)
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Cost: 2BB
Sorcery
Destroy target land if it has the least common type among lands it's controller controls, or if it's tied for the least common.
Next: Ruham Djinn in New Phyrexia
Creature - Human Leonin Loxodon
First Strike, Lifelink, Vigilance
Metalcraft - Stitched Bruiser gets -2/-2 if you control 3 or more artifacts.
3/6
Only the sight of their Mirran heritage made it weep.
Next: Browbeat in Apocalypse.
Thanks to Syndarion of Aeternal Studios for my sig!
Sorcery
Kicker :1mana::symw::symu:
~ deals 5 damage to target player, if ~ was kicked draw 3 cards.
"Violence does not always mean ignorance"
Next: Sunrise Sovereign in Legends (I wanna see archaic wording and everything :P)
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Summon Legend
Jack's Bane is a giant.
All giant cards gain +2/+2 and "bands with other giants" while this card is in play. This ability does not mean Jack's Bane has +2/+2 and "bands with other giants," nor does it apply to giants not on Jack's Bane's side.
4/6
You wouldn't believe how fun it was to make up the wording.
In honor of that, Tetsuo Umezawa in Time Spiral (Not Timesifted)
Thanks to Syndarion of Aeternal Studios for my sig!
Kyoshi Umezawa (Rare)
Cost: UBR
Legendary Creature - Human Samurai
When Kyoshi Umezawa blocks or becomes blocked it gets +2/+2 until the end of the turn.
You may cast aura spells targeting Kyoshi Umezawa as though they had flash and split second.
3/3
Next: Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur in Ice Age.
Blinkmoth Factory
Land
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool
:5mana::symtap:: Put a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature token with flying into play
:symtap:, Sacrifice X Blinkmoths: Draw X cards
Next: Decree of Silence in Fallen Empires
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a Homarid. If you can't, sacrifice Tideborn Disruption.
Sacrifice a Homarid: Counter target spell.
Next: Exalted Angel in Mirage
Mangara Angel (Rare)
Cost: 4WW
Creature - Angel
Flying, Protection from Black
When Mangara Angel is dealt damage, you gain that much life.
4/5
Next: Sidar Jabari in Legions.
Sidari, Hidden Strategist 3WW
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Attacking Soldiers you control get +1/+1.
Morph 2WW (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
When Sidari, Pit Legionaire is turned face up, tap all blocking creatures. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
2/2
Next: Scornful Egotist in Rise of the Eldrazi.
It also had no snow creatures.
Thanks to Syndarion of Aeternal Studios for my sig!
Kai-Khan, Golden Fox (Mythic)
Cost: 3WW
Legendary Creature - Fox Samurai
Bushido 2 (When this creature blocks or becomes blocket, it gets +2/+2 until the end of the turn.)
For each equipment attached to Kai-Khan, Golden Fox, other fox creatures you control get bushido 2 (Each instance of bushido triggers separately).
3/3
Next: Tezzeret's Gambit in Odissey.
Laquatus's Gambit
2U
Sorcery
Target player puts the top six cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
Threshold - If you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, that player puts the top fifteen cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard instead.
-minrar: uncommon
Next: Phyrexian Grimoire in Eventide and/or Wind Dancer in Mirrodin
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature U
t: Target non-artifact creature gains flying and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
1/1
Masked Admirers in Urza's Saga
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever Academy Searcher is put into a graveyard from your hand, you may discard an enchantment card; if you do, return Academy Searcher from your graveyard to your hand.
Cycling 2
1/2
A Stitch in Time saves nine... But what about a Stitch in Mercadian Masques?
Thanks to Syndarion of Aeternal Studios for my sig!