Noogle Elder 2UR
Creature - Noogle Elder
When you play another Noogle creature if 2 red was spent to cast it draw a card and discard a card. If 2 blue was spent to cast it tap target permanent.
2/2
Scourge of Aphetto1BB
Legendary Creature - Golem Rat Coward
Skulk, Poisonous 1
If Scourge of Aphetto becomes blocked, untap and remove it from combat, then create a 1/1 black rat token with skulk and poisonous 1. Rumors of a terrible shadow seen from the corner of men's eyes spread as quickly as the diseased rats from the sewers.
1/4
Servogoyf4 Artifact Creature - Lhurgoyf Servo
Fabricate X, where X equals the number of artifact cards in all graveyards. T, Sacrifice an artifact: Return Servogoyf to your hand.
0/1
Next:
Nautilus Ape
Dinosaur Knight
Cockatrice Construct
Shimmerscale the Awakened2RW
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Knight RW: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to ~ is dealt to target creature or player instead.
3/5
Rage Mage1RR
Creature - Barbarian Wizard
Haste
Whenever Rage Mage deals combat damage or receives combat damage damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. t, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Rage Mage: Rage Mage deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player.
1/3
Iron-Clan Tenushi 2UB
Creature - Assembly Worker Ninja
Ninjutsu - UB
When Iron-Clan Tenushi deals combat damage to a player put a 1/1 flying artifact thopter creature token into the battlefield.
1/3
Hexed Kelp Ancient3GU
Creature - Squirrel Leviathan Treefolk
Defender
If Hexed Kelp Ancient is a squirrel when it would die, it instead loses the squirrel creature type and defender and gains +6/+6, islandwalk and trample for as long as it does not possess the squirrel creature type. The wizard's polymorph spell was only partially effective against such a huge creature.
1/1
Stalking Wyvern2RB
Creature - Dragon Assassin (R)
Flying, Menace
Whenever Stalking Wyvern deals combat damage to a player, you make have target creature that player controls get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of damage dealt this way. "The scalemages sit in their towers pondering all day. I think they have forgotten that we were once predators."
3/2
Swarm Wall1UU Creature - Fish Wall
Defender
When Swarm Wall blocks a creature, create X 1/1 blue fish creature tokens blocking that creature, where X equals the power of the blocked creature.
0/2
Next:
Nautilus Ape
Cockatrice Construct
Zombie Yeti
Clockwork Cockatrice4
Creature - Cockatrice Construct
Clockwork Cockatrice enters the battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters.
Clockwork Cockatrice has flying as long as it has more than 3 +1/+1 counters. 1, t: Put a +1/+1 counter on Clockwork Cockatrice.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Clockwork Cockatrice: Target creature blocking or blocked by Clockwork Cockatrice is destroyed at the end of combat, it cannot be regenerated.
0/0
Homarid Blacksmith1UU Creature - Homarid Artificer
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a tide counter on Homarid Blacksmith.
As long as the number of tide counters on Homarid Blacksmith is even, artifact creatures you control get +1/+1 and Homarid creatures you control get -1/-1, and artifact spells you cast cost 1U more to cast and Homarid spells you cast cost 1U less to cast.
As long as the number of tide counters on Homarid Blacksmith is odd, Artifact creatures you control get -1/-1 and Homarid creatures you control get +1/+1, and artifact spells you cast cost 1U less to cast and Homarid spells you cast cost 1U more to cast.
2/3
Cthulmpanzee1GU
Creature - Nautilus Ape
Flying T: Exile ~ and target creature an opponent owns. Put this card onto the battlefield under that opponent's control, and the other card onto the battlefield under your control.
3/3
Phelddagrif Diplomat1WUG
Creature - Phelddagrif Avisor
Flying
Whenever an effect causes players to vote, each opponent whose vote matched yours gains 2 life. If your selected vote wins, each player that made the same vote (without being changed) puts a 1/1 green hippo creature token into the battlefield. U: Target opponent draws a card and changes their vote to your choice, use this ability after each player has voted and only once for each of their votes.
3/3
Heatsalve Hellion4WR Creature - Hellion Cleric
Lifelink, haste
Whenever a creature deals combat damage, put a heat counter on it. RR, Sacrifice Heatsalve Hellion: Heatsalve Hellion deals damge to each creature equal to the number of heat counters on it.
4/4
Crash-Test Pilot2
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow Pilot
Defender
Scarecrow Pilot is considered two power higher for the purposes of activating a crew ability. Whenever Scarecrow Pilot crews a vehicle, that vehicle gains +1/+1 for each scarecrow you control until end of turn. Scarecrows were long used as tools for testing vehicle safety, and so the Vedalken were completely unprepared for the great Scarecrow Revolution.
0/2
Ill Teethling1B Creature - Germ Horror
When Ill Teethling enters the battlefield, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Foul Fangs. It has "Equipped creature gets +1/+1.", "When equipped creature dies, target opponent discards a card." and equip 2. Attach that token to Ill Teethling.
0/0
Glimmer Horn 2WG
Creature - Unicorn Rebel x: Search your library for a unicorn with a converted mana cost equal to x minus 1, and put it on to the battlefield.
2/3
Endothermic Wurm2BB
Creature - Wurm Vampire
Lifelink
Whenever Endothermic Wurm deals combat damage to a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature and put a +1/+1 counter on Endothermic Wurm.
Whenever Endothermic Wurm becomes the target of an opponent's spell, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
3/4
Pullulating Piscilid1UG Creature - Fungus Fish
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spawn counter on an Island you control. It gains "6, T: Create a 1/1 blue and green Fungus Fish creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Put a spawn counter on an Island you control". This ability costs 1 less to activate for each Island with a spawn counter you control."
1/1
John Cena, The Best Ever 4WR
Legendary creature - Cyborg Wrestler
Haste (Hustle)
Vigilance (Loyalty)
Lifelink (respect)
You cannot lose the game and your opponent can't win the game.
6/5
Blatosh Praetor of Spines 5UU
Legendary Creature - Starfish Praetor
At the beginning of your upkeep put x blue starfish creature tokens named Blatosh's Appendages into the battlefield. where x is the number of starfish you control. They have power and toughness equal to Blatosh, Praetor of Spines.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep that player sacrifices a creature token for each starfish you control.
5/5
Elusive Cavalier2WU Creature - Squid Knight
Whenever Elusive Cavalier blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with a greater power than it, remove Elusive Cavalier and the creatures blocking or blocked by it from combat.
3/3
Mobus Ba'yourn 4WWU
Creature - Whale Shaman
When a creature you control is destroyed by a spell an opponent controls you may exile that creature and Mobus Ba'yourn instead if putting it into the graveyard. 0: Return Mobus Ba'yourn and all creatures exiled by Mobis Ba'yourn to the battlefield. Use this ability when you or a planeswalker is attacked and only if Mobus Ba'yourn is exiled.
7/5
First Mate Yogg2GR
Legendary Creature - Troll Pirate
Menace
When First Mate Yogg enters the battlefield, search your library for a non-creature, non-vehicle artifact with a converted mana cost of up to 4 and exile it. First Mate Yogg has all activated abilities of that card. G: Regenerate Why settle for just a hook?
4/4
(Also, Dinosaur Fungus exists; Fungusaur, it received the dinosaur tag with Ixalan release)
Creature - Noogle Elder
When you play another Noogle creature if 2 red was spent to cast it draw a card and discard a card. If 2 blue was spent to cast it tap target permanent.
2/2
Next Golem Rat Coward
Legendary Creature - Golem Rat Coward
Skulk, Poisonous 1
If Scourge of Aphetto becomes blocked, untap and remove it from combat, then create a 1/1 black rat token with skulk and poisonous 1.
Rumors of a terrible shadow seen from the corner of men's eyes spread as quickly as the diseased rats from the sewers.
1/4
Next:
Assembly-worker Ninja
Hellion Cleric
Lhurgoyf Servo
Artifact Creature - Lhurgoyf Servo
Fabricate X, where X equals the number of artifact cards in all graveyards.
T, Sacrifice an artifact: Return Servogoyf to your hand.
0/1
Next:
Nautilus Ape
Dinosaur Knight
Cockatrice Construct
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Knight
RW: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to ~ is dealt to target creature or player instead.
3/5
Next:
Dragon Archer
Barbarian Wizard
Creature - Barbarian Wizard
Haste
Whenever Rage Mage deals combat damage or receives combat damage damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.
t, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Rage Mage: Rage Mage deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player.
1/3
Next:
Assembly-Worker Ninja
Hellion Cleric
Homarid Artificer
Creature - Assembly Worker Ninja
Ninjutsu - UB
When Iron-Clan Tenushi deals combat damage to a player put a 1/1 flying artifact thopter creature token into the battlefield.
1/3
Next:
Squirrel Leviathan treeFolk
Creature - Squirrel Leviathan Treefolk
Defender
If Hexed Kelp Ancient is a squirrel when it would die, it instead loses the squirrel creature type and defender and gains +6/+6, islandwalk and trample for as long as it does not possess the squirrel creature type.
The wizard's polymorph spell was only partially effective against such a huge creature.
1/1
Next:
Hellion Cleric
Homarid Artificer
Dragon Assassin
Creature - Dragon Assassin (R)
Flying, Menace
Whenever Stalking Wyvern deals combat damage to a player, you make have target creature that player controls get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of damage dealt this way.
"The scalemages sit in their towers pondering all day. I think they have forgotten that we were once predators."
3/2
Next :
Fish Wall
Horse Bird
Plant Spirit Archer
Creature - Fish Wall
Defender
When Swarm Wall blocks a creature, create X 1/1 blue fish creature tokens blocking that creature, where X equals the power of the blocked creature.
0/2
Next:
Nautilus Ape
Cockatrice Construct
Zombie Yeti
Creature - Cockatrice Construct
Clockwork Cockatrice enters the battlefield with 3 +1/+1 counters.
Clockwork Cockatrice has flying as long as it has more than 3 +1/+1 counters.
1, t: Put a +1/+1 counter on Clockwork Cockatrice.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Clockwork Cockatrice: Target creature blocking or blocked by Clockwork Cockatrice is destroyed at the end of combat, it cannot be regenerated.
0/0
Next:
Hellion Cleric
Homarid Artificer
Licid Pirate
Creature - Homarid Artificer
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a tide counter on Homarid Blacksmith.
As long as the number of tide counters on Homarid Blacksmith is even, artifact creatures you control get +1/+1 and Homarid creatures you control get -1/-1, and artifact spells you cast cost 1U more to cast and Homarid spells you cast cost 1U less to cast.
As long as the number of tide counters on Homarid Blacksmith is odd, Artifact creatures you control get -1/-1 and Homarid creatures you control get +1/+1, and artifact spells you cast cost 1U less to cast and Homarid spells you cast cost 1U more to cast.
2/3
Next:
Nautilus Ape
Zombie Yeti
Scarecrow Pilot
Creature - Nautilus Ape
Flying
T: Exile ~ and target creature an opponent owns. Put this card onto the battlefield under that opponent's control, and the other card onto the battlefield under your control.
3/3
Next:
Elder Licid
Phelddagrif Advisor
Ooze Dragon
Creature - Phelddagrif Avisor
Flying
Whenever an effect causes players to vote, each opponent whose vote matched yours gains 2 life. If your selected vote wins, each player that made the same vote (without being changed) puts a 1/1 green hippo creature token into the battlefield.
U: Target opponent draws a card and changes their vote to your choice, use this ability after each player has voted and only once for each of their votes.
3/3
Next:
Hellion Cleric
Licid Pirate
Gargoyle Squirrel
Creature - Hellion Cleric
Lifelink, haste
Whenever a creature deals combat damage, put a heat counter on it.
RR, Sacrifice Heatsalve Hellion: Heatsalve Hellion deals damge to each creature equal to the number of heat counters on it.
4/4
Next:
Zombie Yeti
Scarecrow Pilot
Unicorn Rebel
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow Pilot
Defender
Scarecrow Pilot is considered two power higher for the purposes of activating a crew ability. Whenever Scarecrow Pilot crews a vehicle, that vehicle gains +1/+1 for each scarecrow you control until end of turn.
Scarecrows were long used as tools for testing vehicle safety, and so the Vedalken were completely unprepared for the great Scarecrow Revolution.
0/2
Next:
Licid Pirate
Squirrel Gargoyle
Germ Horror
Creature - Germ Horror
When Ill Teethling enters the battlefield, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Foul Fangs. It has "Equipped creature gets +1/+1.", "When equipped creature dies, target opponent discards a card." and equip 2. Attach that token to Ill Teethling.
0/0
Next:
Zombie Yeti
Unicorn Rebel
Cyborg Wrestler
Creature - Unicorn Rebel
x: Search your library for a unicorn with a converted mana cost equal to x minus 1, and put it on to the battlefield.
2/3
Next Giant Germ
Wurm Vampire
Horror Hound
Creature - Wurm Vampire
Lifelink
Whenever Endothermic Wurm deals combat damage to a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature and put a +1/+1 counter on Endothermic Wurm.
Whenever Endothermic Wurm becomes the target of an opponent's spell, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
3/4
Next:
Licid Pirate
Squirrel Gargoyle
Fungus Fish
Creature - Fungus Fish
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spawn counter on an Island you control. It gains "6, T: Create a 1/1 blue and green Fungus Fish creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Put a spawn counter on an Island you control". This ability costs 1 less to activate for each Island with a spawn counter you control."
1/1
Next:
Zombie Yeti
Cyborg Wrestler
Whale Shaman
John Cena, The Best Ever 4WR
Legendary creature - Cyborg Wrestler
Haste (Hustle)
Vigilance (Loyalty)
Lifelink (respect)
You cannot lose the game and your opponent can't win the game.
6/5
Next: Giant Germ
Horror Hound
Squid knight
Creature - Horror Hound
Defender
1B, t: Return a random creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
"Who's a good boy?"
2/4
Next:
Starfish Praetor
Rebel Processor
Gremlin Ooze
Legendary Creature - Starfish Praetor
At the beginning of your upkeep put x blue starfish creature tokens named Blatosh's Appendages into the battlefield. where x is the number of starfish you control. They have power and toughness equal to Blatosh, Praetor of Spines.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep that player sacrifices a creature token for each starfish you control.
5/5
Next : Giant Germ
Squid Knight
Troll Pirate
Creature - Squid Knight
Whenever Elusive Cavalier blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with a greater power than it, remove Elusive Cavalier and the creatures blocking or blocked by it from combat.
3/3
Next:
Zombie Yeti
Whale Shaman
Cyborg Shaman
Creature - Whale Shaman
When a creature you control is destroyed by a spell an opponent controls you may exile that creature and Mobus Ba'yourn instead if putting it into the graveyard.
0: Return Mobus Ba'yourn and all creatures exiled by Mobis Ba'yourn to the battlefield. Use this ability when you or a planeswalker is attacked and only if Mobus Ba'yourn is exiled.
7/5
Next Giant Germ
Troll Pirate
Dinosaur fungus
Legendary Creature - Troll Pirate
Menace
When First Mate Yogg enters the battlefield, search your library for a non-creature, non-vehicle artifact with a converted mana cost of up to 4 and exile it. First Mate Yogg has all activated abilities of that card.
G: Regenerate
Why settle for just a hook?
4/4
(Also, Dinosaur Fungus exists; Fungusaur, it received the dinosaur tag with Ixalan release)
Next:
Rebel Processor
Gremlin Ooze
Assembly-Worker Killbot