SangogoyfWB
Creature - Lhurgoyf (R)
Lifelink
Sangogoyf's power and toughness are equal to your life total minus 18. "If we all think lifeforce is a myth, then does this beast feed on myth?"
*-18/*-18
Breaking news.
There will be no Tibalt, Tamiyo, Tezzeret, Garruk, Chandra, Liliana, mini-Jace, big-Jace, Garruk again, or Sarkhan in Theros either.
There will also be no Black Lotus.
Experimental Warfare -1W
Enchantment - Enchant Soldier {R}
Enchanted soldier's power and toughness is equal to the number of soldiers in your graveyard times two. "How many dead soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
X*2/X*2
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SangogoyfWB
Creature - Lhurgoyf (R)
Lifelink
Sangogoyf's power and toughness are equal to your life total minus 18. "If we all think lifeforce is a myth, then does this beast feed on myth?"
*-18/*-18
Oh my god EDH. I want it now.
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X / 5 - Flavor Text (Does the flavor text suit what the card is trying to do?)
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Tarmoling :1mana::symg:
Creature — Beast {R}
Tarmoling's power is equal to the number of permanent types among permanents on the battlefield, and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (The permanent types are artifact, creature, enchantment, land, and planeswalker.) "I just want my five points."
0/1
Well, this is strictly better than Grizzly Bears, so we're getting somewhere. It's a simple twist on Goyf that I assumed someone would use. While it's not groundbreaking, it works.
P-8
O-3
F-(I think there's a joke there, so I'll give it a 2.)
13/20
Quote from Bertech.dk »
Elf-goyf :1mana::symg::symg:
Creature - elf Lhurgoyf
Elf-goyd has power and thoughness equal to the number of elf cards in your graveyard.
If an elf in your graveyard has an ability elf goyf has the same ability. "Im not sure how we should approach this battle" Kirill, Kithkin commander
*/*
Well, it seems like a fun card but I don't think it would even have a home in an Elf deck. Most Elf decks run token generation, and they don't find themselves in the graveyard. Also, there would be rules questions galore with the second ability.
P-5
O-3.5
F-3.5
12/20
Quote from Little Money »
Oblivore - :1mana::symw:
Creature - Lhurghoyf
Oblivore's power is equal to the number card types among all exiled cards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
*/*+1
Another simple twist on Goyf. I like that it went white, with the exile interactions it feels like it would have been out of place in green, so bonus points for that. It seems like it would be less powerful than Goyf unless you specifically played around it, which is good. Good all around card, but I did say I was marking flavor.
P-7
O-4
F-0
11/20
Quote from Rudyard »
Woods Tiger :1mana::symg:
Creature - Cat Beast Goyfer
Woods Tiger's power is equal to the number of women it has cheated on, and its toughness is equal to the number of times it has apologized.
*/*
Sigh.
0/0
Quote from Talore »
Chromagoyf :1mana::symg:
Creature - Lhurgoyf [MR]
~'s power is equal to the amount of colours of cards in all graveyards and it's toughness is equal to the amount of colours of cards in all graveyards plus 1.
*/*+1 The culmination of every monsters strengths in a deadly form.
BONUS FLAVOUR TEXT: "First pack!?! What the hell!" -Unnamed individual
Possibly stronger than Goyf in a big multiplayer game where it could be huge/huge in the first few turns but that's fine. I like that even though it's usable in mono/two color, it can't be abused unless you're willing to have a tougher time with mana and playing multicolored spells.
P-8
O-4
F-4
16/20
Quote from jwanders »
Autoghoyf
Artifact Creature—Lhurghoyf
As an additional cost to play Autoghoyf, exile two creature cards from your graveyard.
Autoghoyf is all colors of the exiled cards and has all creature types of the exiled cards.
Autoghoyf's power is the total power of the exiled cards and its toughness is their total toughness.
Autoghoyf has all abilities of the exiled cards.
*/*
A good card. It's not really like Tarmogoyf, but it's close enough. Definitely a playable card, and not one that has to be built around (although it would be good and fairly costed in a graveyard shenanigan deck.) Also, no flavor.
P-9
O-5
F-0
14/20
Quote from Caesarius »
Antigoyf
:1mana::symg:
Creature - Lhurghoyf
Antigoyf gets -1/-1 for each card type among cards in all graveyards. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
8/9 "Just like light devours the darkness, and darkness devours the light. One can only thrive while the other suffers. Such is the cruel fate of the Imbagoyflings."[/quote]
This is a cool design. Unfortunately, it suffers from being way overpowered. Drop it on turn two with two or three cards in the graveyard and you have a 6/7 on turn two. I really like the design, if there was a way to make it work. Also very nice flavor text.
P-5
O-5
F-5
15/20
Quote from ohmusama »
Bibterrgoyf :2mana::symg::symr:
Creature - Lhurghoyf {M}
Players play with their libraries revealed. (Players may not change the order of their libraries. Libraries are hidden while they are shuffled.)
Bibterrgoyf has power equal to the number of lands in your library minus the number of lands in your opponents library, and has toughness equal to that number plus 1
*/*+1
Well, how do you play with your library revealed without changing the order of it? Also, this would be a nightmare to keep track of. Also doesn't feel RG to me.
P-2
O-4
F-0
6/20
Quote from Brofaux »
Magegoyf :6mana::symu::symr:
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Shroud, Haste
:symr:, :symtap:: ~ deals damage to target creature or player equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards.
6/6
This is the kind of card I was hoping to see. Although the cost might be high, once it hits the board you're in trouble. I like it and it feels red for sure, not sure about the blue. Again, flavor. I would have really liked this card to get extra points.
P-9
O-4
F-0
13/20
Quote from malcolmbw »
Orogoyf G
Creature- Lhurgoyf R
Orogoyf power is equal to the number of multicolored cards on the battlefield on the battlefield, and it's toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
*/*+1
Good solid card, easily playable and not broken. Not really much to say, but it's a fine concept and a fair card. Also, flavor.
P-7
O-3
F-0
10/20
Quote from GetItWrong »
Tarmodon
Creature--Beast (rare)
*/1+*
Tarmodon's power is equal to the number of card types among cards played this turn and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
A good psuedo-storm creature. It will be a 1/2 for G no matter what, which might be pushing the curve a bit. It may have been better as */* but that's just a small error. Also, flavor.
P-8
O-4.5
F-0
12.5/20
Quote from bloodyspasm »
Grizzly Woodcrusher :1mana::symg:
Creature - Bear (R)
As long as you control at least two tapped forests, ~ has +2/+2. "Stalking the bear." Goblin saying for "picking up firewood".
2/2
This is an fine design. It seems like an uncommon card at a rare power level, but that's a minor gripe. It's generally always 4/4, really, because if you have something to play, then you tap lands for it. If you dont, mana burn is gone, so you just tap two forests because you can. Slightly overpowered 4/4 for two.
P-6
O-4
F-4
14/20
Quote from bobert253 »
Lhurgoyf's Denial :1mana::symu:
Instant (U)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays for each card type among cards in all graveyards. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.) "I second Megiddo's motion."
This is very cool, and it's nice to see not-another-goyf-reprint. Really, though, it's just a conditional counter with a different X condition. It's fairly balanced and would be good in Limited at least.
P-8 (For being good in Limited)
O-4
F-2
14/20
Quote from Emocakes »
Terragoyf :1mana::symgw:
Creature - Lhurgoyf (R)
Domain - Terragoyf's power is equal to the number of basic land types among basic lands in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (The basic land types are forest, island, mountain, plains, and swamp.)
"Megiddo's motion passed?"
Another good design. I like the use of Domain, and the hybrid cost. It's balanced, and won't be extremely overpowered. Also, it's a shame that people didn't take the flavor text part seriously. Many people who aren't going to win could have won because of it.
P-8
O-3
F-0
11/20
Quote from CoJoeTheLawyer »
Psygoyf :symu::symu:
Quote from CoJoeTheLawyer »
Creature - Lhurgoyf (MR)
Players play with thier hands revealed.
~ power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all player's hands and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
*/*+1
I like this. I like it so much that if it had flavor text, it could have won. Geeze. It definitely feels like it should be blue, and double blue works just as well. It's kind of a reverse-Goyf - good early, poorer later.
P-9
O-5
F-0
14/20
Quote from arsenick_wrath »
Hightide Scholar :symu::symu:
Creature - Merfolk Wizard
Hightide Scholar's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instants in your graveyard. "Learn from your own mistakes and you'll grow. Learn from others mistakes and you'll dominate."
*/*
See Cognivore. Your design is fine, and easily built around. It would be a fun deck to make. Cool flavor text, but it's a shame that it's basically already been printed.
P-9
O-1
F-5
15/20
Quote from Zanny77 »
Sangogoyf :symw::symb:
Creature - Lhurgoyf (R)
Lifelink
Sangogoyf's power and toughness are equal to your life total minus 18. "If we all think lifeforce is a myth, then does this beast feed on myth?"
*-18/*-18
Very cool card, definitely White/Black. Would be great in EDH, and fun to make a lifegain deck around otherwise. In a lifegain deck, this wouldn't even be a dead draw late game as you probably would have a way to gain more life. Fairly powered early in the game as long as you don't lose life. Very nice flavor text too.
P-9
O-5
F-5
19/20[/quote]
And the winner is..
Zanny77! Talore had it for most of the entries but Zanny's entry was really cool and innovative, and still fit the Goyf model. Congratulations!
Breaking news.
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There will also be no Black Lotus.
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Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature cannot untap.
At the begging of enchanted creatures upkeep, put two -1/-1 counters on it.
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Fruitbearer 3G
Creature--Treefolk Shaman (uncommon)
3/5
Fruitbearer enters the battlefield tapped.
As long as Fruitbearer is untapped, 1/1 creature spells cost you 3G less to cast. They say the fruit is all the sweeter when you have to chase down the tree to pick it.
Fruit of Elysium - 2G Enchantment
Fruit of Elysium enters the battlefield with two Fruit counters on it.
Remove a Fruit counter from Fruit of Elysium: Gain 2 life.
Remove a Fruit counter from Fruit of Elysium: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Return an untapped forest you control to its owner's hand: Put a Fruit counter on Fruit of Elysium.
Stew :symb::symb:
Instant
Tap up to two target creatures controlled by a player. Those creatures don't untap until a creature their controller controls deals damage. "I want you guys to sit there and stew."
-Suggestive Warlock
Panda Dragon
Land - Restraunt
~ enters the battlefield tapped. t Add G to your mana pool.
Sacrifice a cat or dog creature you control: You gain 3 life. "That building? New Chinese place. I heard it has a rather unsavory menu. I, for one, won't be eating there. Right, Mr. Fluffles? ...Mr. Fluffles?"
Design a rare or mythic card utilizing the devour mechanic
Bear Fruit1G
Creature - Bear Plant
Whenever a Forest enters the battlefield under your control, put a Nourishment counter on that land. Lands with Nourishment counters on them have "Remove a Nourishment counter from this: Gain 1 life."
:symtap:: Put a Nourishment counter on target land. Lands once bare become verdant with his touch.
2/2
If You Cannot Bare to Resist My Card:
Create me a bear, but it doesn't have to be a bear, nor does it have to be barely playable or barren of any creativity.
:2mana:: Put a water counter on Vitality Flask.
:symu:: Put a water counter on Vitality Flask.
Remove a water counter from Vitality Flask: Untap equipped creature.
Equip
"We never know the worth of water till the well is dry."
Breaking news.
There will be no Tibalt, Tamiyo, Tezzeret, Garruk, Chandra, Liliana, mini-Jace, big-Jace, Garruk again, or Sarkhan in Theros either.
There will also be no Black Lotus.
Gluttonous GoblinRRR
Creature - Goblin Barbarian (R)
At the begining of each player's draw step, draw three cards then discard three cards at random. ~ gains +1/+1 for each creature card discarded in this manner until end of turn. If three or more creature cards were discarded in this manner, ~ gains double strike until end of turn.
2/2 "Haunch of roast boar, two plucked chickens, a stewed goat, three bowls of turtle soup, a bag of potatoes, a dozen squirrels cooked medium rare, a griffin pot pie and an elephant steak" ~ Traditional Goblin pre-battle snack
IIW
Create a card with the same name as a Rolling Stones Song/Album
Fruit of FuryRR
Artifact (U) T: Sacrifice ~, ~ deals 1 damage to each creature and each player, creatures dealt damage this way must attack this turn if able. "It is said to be one of the most delicious items in existence, but the anger and madness it brings is not worth the taste." Kradn, Wildlighter druid
iiw
Make a really cool colorless card.
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If ~ would be put to the graveyard from play, the controller of the spell or permanent that did so gains 20 life. (Sacrificing ~ does not trigger this ability).
4/4
"You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
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Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
Creature - Lhurgoyf (R)
Lifelink
Sangogoyf's power and toughness are equal to your life total minus 18.
"If we all think lifeforce is a myth, then does this beast feed on myth?"
*-18/*-18
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G Devoted G
(U/R) Scramblefun (U/R)
(W/U) Heh, Birbs (W/U)
Enchantment - Enchant Soldier {R}
Enchanted soldier's power and toughness is equal to the number of soldiers in your graveyard times two.
"How many dead soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
X*2/X*2
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Cards will be judged on the following:
X / 10 - Playability (Is this something that I would have fun playing?)
X / 5 - Originality (Does your card bring anything new to the table?)
X / 5 - Flavor Text (Does the flavor text suit what the card is trying to do?)
Well, this is strictly better than Grizzly Bears, so we're getting somewhere. It's a simple twist on Goyf that I assumed someone would use. While it's not groundbreaking, it works.
P-8
O-3
F-(I think there's a joke there, so I'll give it a 2.)
13/20
Well, it seems like a fun card but I don't think it would even have a home in an Elf deck. Most Elf decks run token generation, and they don't find themselves in the graveyard. Also, there would be rules questions galore with the second ability.
P-5
O-3.5
F-3.5
12/20
Another simple twist on Goyf. I like that it went white, with the exile interactions it feels like it would have been out of place in green, so bonus points for that. It seems like it would be less powerful than Goyf unless you specifically played around it, which is good. Good all around card, but I did say I was marking flavor.
P-7
O-4
F-0
11/20
Sigh.
0/0
Possibly stronger than Goyf in a big multiplayer game where it could be huge/huge in the first few turns but that's fine. I like that even though it's usable in mono/two color, it can't be abused unless you're willing to have a tougher time with mana and playing multicolored spells.
P-8
O-4
F-4
16/20
A good card. It's not really like Tarmogoyf, but it's close enough. Definitely a playable card, and not one that has to be built around (although it would be good and fairly costed in a graveyard shenanigan deck.) Also, no flavor.
P-9
O-5
F-0
14/20
:1mana::symg:
Creature - Lhurghoyf
Antigoyf gets -1/-1 for each card type among cards in all graveyards. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
8/9
"Just like light devours the darkness, and darkness devours the light. One can only thrive while the other suffers. Such is the cruel fate of the Imbagoyflings."[/quote]
This is a cool design. Unfortunately, it suffers from being way overpowered. Drop it on turn two with two or three cards in the graveyard and you have a 6/7 on turn two. I really like the design, if there was a way to make it work. Also very nice flavor text.
P-5
O-5
F-5
15/20
Well, how do you play with your library revealed without changing the order of it? Also, this would be a nightmare to keep track of. Also doesn't feel RG to me.
P-2
O-4
F-0
6/20
This is the kind of card I was hoping to see. Although the cost might be high, once it hits the board you're in trouble. I like it and it feels red for sure, not sure about the blue. Again, flavor. I would have really liked this card to get extra points.
P-9
O-4
F-0
13/20
Good solid card, easily playable and not broken. Not really much to say, but it's a fine concept and a fair card. Also, flavor.
P-7
O-3
F-0
10/20
A good psuedo-storm creature. It will be a 1/2 for G no matter what, which might be pushing the curve a bit. It may have been better as */* but that's just a small error. Also, flavor.
P-8
O-4.5
F-0
12.5/20
This is an fine design. It seems like an uncommon card at a rare power level, but that's a minor gripe. It's generally always 4/4, really, because if you have something to play, then you tap lands for it. If you dont, mana burn is gone, so you just tap two forests because you can. Slightly overpowered 4/4 for two.
P-6
O-4
F-4
14/20
This is very cool, and it's nice to see not-another-goyf-reprint. Really, though, it's just a conditional counter with a different X condition. It's fairly balanced and would be good in Limited at least.
P-8 (For being good in Limited)
O-4
F-2
14/20
Another good design. I like the use of Domain, and the hybrid cost. It's balanced, and won't be extremely overpowered. Also, it's a shame that people didn't take the flavor text part seriously. Many people who aren't going to win could have won because of it.
P-8
O-3
F-0
11/20
I like this. I like it so much that if it had flavor text, it could have won. Geeze. It definitely feels like it should be blue, and double blue works just as well. It's kind of a reverse-Goyf - good early, poorer later.
P-9
O-5
F-0
14/20
See Cognivore. Your design is fine, and easily built around. It would be a fun deck to make. Cool flavor text, but it's a shame that it's basically already been printed.
P-9
O-1
F-5
15/20
Very cool card, definitely White/Black. Would be great in EDH, and fun to make a lifegain deck around otherwise. In a lifegain deck, this wouldn't even be a dead draw late game as you probably would have a way to gain more life. Fairly powered early in the game as long as you don't lose life. Very nice flavor text too.
P-9
O-5
F-5
19/20[/quote]
And the winner is..
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Take something that has to do with food, and design it into a card. And no, this isn't just cause I'm REALLY hungry right now. (;;OAO)
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G Devoted G
(U/R) Scramblefun (U/R)
(W/U) Heh, Birbs (W/U)
Knew about Cagnavore. It's just a terrible card.
And as a Merfolk mine would actually probably OP'd. *
*Edit* = Actually, you wanted a Goyf, so this is totally appropriate.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature cannot untap.
At the begging of enchanted creatures upkeep, put two -1/-1 counters on it.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Artifact {R}
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if Cavernous Maw is untapped, that player discards a card.
I thought it was some kind of joke on the 5 permanent types and your card wanting the 5 points of power.
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I wish. I just wanted the five points for the flavor text bonus.
3G
Creature--Treefolk Shaman (uncommon)
3/5
Fruitbearer enters the battlefield tapped.
As long as Fruitbearer is untapped, 1/1 creature spells cost you 3G less to cast.
They say the fruit is all the sweeter when you have to chase down the tree to pick it.
Make a card called Long For This World.
Instant
Target blocking creature gets +X/+Y, where X and Y are the power and toughness of target creature it blocks.
Enchantment
Fruit of Elysium enters the battlefield with two Fruit counters on it.
Remove a Fruit counter from Fruit of Elysium: Gain 2 life.
Remove a Fruit counter from Fruit of Elysium: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Return an untapped forest you control to its owner's hand: Put a Fruit counter on Fruit of Elysium.
Ruins of Tourach's Gate
Illusional Fears
Ancient Knowledge
False Sense of Security
Floating Caches
A Bit Touch
Nurtured Rooted
Underground Lizards
Tropical Changling
A Brown Cordless
Snowstorm Avalanches
Spitted Baller (by Brofaux)
Instant
Tap up to two target creatures controlled by a player. Those creatures don't untap until a creature their controller controls deals damage.
"I want you guys to sit there and stew."
-Suggestive Warlock
Land - Restraunt
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
t Add G to your mana pool.
Sacrifice a cat or dog creature you control: You gain 3 life.
"That building? New Chinese place. I heard it has a rather unsavory menu. I, for one, won't be eating there. Right, Mr. Fluffles? ...Mr. Fluffles?"
Creature - Bear Plant
Whenever a Forest enters the battlefield under your control, put a Nourishment counter on that land. Lands with Nourishment counters on them have "Remove a Nourishment counter from this: Gain 1 life."
:symtap:: Put a Nourishment counter on target land.
Lands once bare become verdant with his touch.
2/2
If You Cannot Bare to Resist My Card:
Monty Python Food - 1G
Sorcery {C}
Put two 1/1 Monty Python Joke tokens into play.
"Joke from Monty Python." - Monty Python
Also @Zebi. Was my post just missed, or was it so terrible it wasn't worth judging?
Credit to Brofaux for this awesome signature
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has vigilance.
:2mana:: Put a water counter on Vitality Flask.
:symu:: Put a water counter on Vitality Flask.
Remove a water counter from Vitality Flask: Untap equipped creature.
Equip
"We never know the worth of water till the well is dry."
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G Devoted G
(U/R) Scramblefun (U/R)
(W/U) Heh, Birbs (W/U)
Creature - Goblin Barbarian (R)
At the begining of each player's draw step, draw three cards then discard three cards at random. ~ gains +1/+1 for each creature card discarded in this manner until end of turn. If three or more creature cards were discarded in this manner, ~ gains double strike until end of turn.
2/2
"Haunch of roast boar, two plucked chickens, a stewed goat, three bowls of turtle soup, a bag of potatoes, a dozen squirrels cooked medium rare, a griffin pot pie and an elephant steak" ~ Traditional Goblin pre-battle snack
IIW
Create a card with the same name as a Rolling Stones Song/Album
Artifact (U)
T: Sacrifice ~, ~ deals 1 damage to each creature and each player, creatures dealt damage this way must attack this turn if able.
"It is said to be one of the most delicious items in existence, but the anger and madness it brings is not worth the taste." Kradn, Wildlighter druid
iiw
T2
GRMistcutter GrullGR
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BRLavaclaw ComboBR
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~ is unblockable.
If ~ would be put to the graveyard from play, the controller of the spell or permanent that did so gains 20 life. (Sacrificing ~ does not trigger this ability).
4/4
"You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
Innuendo
Put (insert innuendo here) into play.
Gain (insert innuendo here).
"In your endo" - The Todd