Eye Duo2RRR {MR}
Creature - Cyclops
~ can only be blocked by two or more creatures.
~ can block one additonal creature.
3/5
Next:
The moon is shining on top of a sword. It glows but at the end of it, on it's handle is a hand, cut off from its owner. We see the owner, with a smile as if, Finally to get rid of it.
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Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Weredge 5
Artifact
Sacrifice a swamp: Put a charge counter on Weredge.
Nonblack creatures get -1/-1 for each Charge counter on Weredge.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each charge counter on Weredge.
Next: An etherium-infused demon of grixis.
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Transcending Valor4WW
Enchantment
Whenever a nontoken white creature you control is put into graveyard from play, put a token into play that's a copy of that creature except it is a Spirit in addition to it's creature types, has haste and "At the end of turn, sacrifice this". So great is Akrasan soldiers' resolve to protect their country, that even death can't stop them from the one final charge to battle
NEXT: A blue-aligned wizard in some dungeon corridor, sticking to the wall and cautiously looking around the corner
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Fireball of Epic Proportions XRRRR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Fireball of Epic Proportions, Discard two cards at random from your hand.
Fireball of Epic Proportions can't be countered by spells or abilities.
Fireball of Epic Proportions deals X damage to each of up to any number of target creatures or players.
Next: A mage channels energy from a fountain of green, blue, and red mana.
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Prism Fountain4
Tribal Artifact - Prism t: Add G, U or R mana to your mana pool. t, Sacrifice ~: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next:
A small creature wanders thru the forest. It comes across a tiger but the tiget flees. It wanders again to come across an elephant and it also flees. Finally the creature comes to rest upon the feet of a dinosaur but like all the others, the dinosaur flees.
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Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
A small creature wanders thru the forest. It comes across a tiger but the tiget flees. It wanders again to come across an elephant and it also flees. Finally the creature comes to rest upon the feet of a dinosaur but like all the others, the dinosaur flees.
to paraphrase, so as not to make it three cards:
"I see a tiger, elephant, and a dinosaur running scared from a small creature."
Ugly :symub::symug:
Legendary Creature- Incarnation 0/1
As long as you control no other creatures, creatures opponents control don't untap during their controller's untap phase.
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I see- a Gorgon and a minotaur fighting in an arena...
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Exotic Arena
Land 3R, T: Each player taps a creature they control. Each creature tapped this way's controller has that creature deal damage divided as they choose among any number of other target creatures tapped this way.
Next: A large orc strikes the ground with force enough to crack it.
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Tezzeret's Sanctum
Legendary Land
Tezzeret's Sanctum comes into play tapped. T, tap two untapped artifacts you control: Draw a card. No matter what the recombination of the shards does to Esper, he will always have a fragment of it with him.
Next: A demon with a distinguishing feature - the top half of its skull is missing, revealing its brain. In front of it stand ranks of blank-faced minions.
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Half-Skull Shaman 1BRB
Creature - Demon Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal any number of demon cards in your hand. If you do, put that many 1/1 demon creatures with defender into play. T,Sacrifice two creatures: Draw a card. Those with half a skull think best.
Next: A blooming lotus floating in the middle of the pool. A merfolk tends lovingly to one pedal of the lotus.
Aquatic Lotus 0
Artifact
Aquatic Lotus Comes into play tapped. T, Sacrifice Aquatic Lotus: Add UUU to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play instants.
Next: A wizard levitates about eight tomes in the air in front of him. He reads each of them at once.
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<Quick Study> :sym2u::symu::symu::symu:
Sorcery
Play ~ only as the first spell of your turn.
Draw seven cards. End your turn and remove ~ from the game.
I see...
an ogre munching on a severed arm... the arm itself is still holding a sword.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Growth of the Damned 3GB
Enchantment
Creatures you control have "Whenever a creature that was dealt damage by this creature this turn leaves play, put 2 +1/+1 counters on ~"
Next:
I see an odly deformed mage surrounded by dangerous looking vials of what appear to be deadly poisons. The room is filled with caged animals that are all in various stages of death.
Venomous Alchemist 2BB
Creature - Human Wizard 2B: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, put a -1/-1 creature on each creature. "The poison is affecting those around the subject? Prefect." 2/2
Next: A knight of Bant kneels as a holy light shines down on him. A pair of wings are behind him, made of pure light.
Blaster Beam :xmana::1mana::symr:
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice an Artifact.
Penetrate- ~ deals X damage to target creature. If the creature was lethally damaged this way, the remaining damage is dealt to it's controller and half of that is dealt to you, round up. (This spell ignores Shroud and Protection abilities when targetting.)
"I was gonna call it the Bzzzzrkt Gun but oddly enough, that name was taken."
I see... the 'Bzzzrkt Gun' in the hands of a goblin. [think Rocket Launcher, but at the same time don't. :p]
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Bzzzrkt Gun 3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "T: This creature deals 2 damage to target creature or player and 3 damage to itself."
Equip 2
Next: Two fighters dressed in tunics stand back-to-back. One of them wields a large club, the other wields two oversized knives. Zombies are surrounding them and approaching on all sides.
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Half the BattleWWG
Tribal Enchantment - Monk
When a black or red creature attacks you, you may pay WWG. If you do, untap target attacking creature and remove it from combat. I see your club and raise you a pair.
Next:
A child is carrying a jug of water towards the town. She pours it on a little flame and it goes out. However, if you look more closely, the entire town is in flames.
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Little by Little :symu::symu:
Enchantment
:sym2u::sym2u:: Put a Charge counter on ~, or remove a Charge counter from ~. Any player may play this ability.
All instances of in spells and abilities are reduced by the number of Charge counters on ~. (If a player pays for X and there are two Charge counters on ~, X is equal to 3 when the spell resolves.)
"Drip, drip, stop little fires before they get bigger. Drip, drip, waste not a drop." -Kithkin Fire Marshal, worksong.
I see a squirrel. Not just any squirrel, a squirrel armored with what you'd find in a forest- acorn cap helmet, pinecone shoulder pads, breastplate of shaved bark, a sword fashioned from Ponderosa Pine needles, etc... he's preparing for war...
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Next: A zombie on fire. Large blades are strapped to its forearms.
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Sheer Cold 2WB
Sorcery
Destroy all tapped creatures, then tap all creatures. Creatures can't regenerate this turn.
Next: Split card time!
On one side, a Kithkin is looking for an object, and doesn't seem to find anything.
//
On the other side, a Merrow discovers something on the bottom of the Wanderbrine depths.
Next: Two large constructs do battle with each other.
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Overpower - 4UW Sorcery
Put an artifact creature token into play that's a copy of target creature an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature token.
Next - An Elf, a Goblin, and a Merfolk riding into the battlefield together (as allies)
Pulled into the Void :symb::symb::symb:
Instant
Penetrate (~ ignores Shroud and Protection abilities when targetting.)
Hellbent- Remove target creature from the game.
I see- an old man sitting, playing a game of chess. One piece has been moved (the old man's), he's waiting patiently for his opponent- there isn't one! to make their move.
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Creature - Cyclops
~ can only be blocked by two or more creatures.
~ can block one additonal creature.
3/5
Next:
The moon is shining on top of a sword. It glows but at the end of it, on it's handle is a hand, cut off from its owner. We see the owner, with a smile as if, Finally to get rid of it.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact
Sacrifice a swamp: Put a charge counter on Weredge.
Nonblack creatures get -1/-1 for each Charge counter on Weredge.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each charge counter on Weredge.
Next: An etherium-infused demon of grixis.
Enchantment
Whenever a nontoken white creature you control is put into graveyard from play, put a token into play that's a copy of that creature except it is a Spirit in addition to it's creature types, has haste and "At the end of turn, sacrifice this".
So great is Akrasan soldiers' resolve to protect their country, that even death can't stop them from the one final charge to battle
NEXT: A blue-aligned wizard in some dungeon corridor, sticking to the wall and cautiously looking around the corner
Sig by awesome Mr.Stuff of High~Light Studios, avatar by not-so-awesome me.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Fireball of Epic Proportions, Discard two cards at random from your hand.
Fireball of Epic Proportions can't be countered by spells or abilities.
Fireball of Epic Proportions deals X damage to each of up to any number of target creatures or players.
Next: A mage channels energy from a fountain of green, blue, and red mana.
Tribal Artifact - Prism
t: Add G, U or R mana to your mana pool.
t, Sacrifice ~: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next:
A small creature wanders thru the forest. It comes across a tiger but the tiget flees. It wanders again to come across an elephant and it also flees. Finally the creature comes to rest upon the feet of a dinosaur but like all the others, the dinosaur flees.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
to paraphrase, so as not to make it three cards:
"I see a tiger, elephant, and a dinosaur running scared from a small creature."
Ugly :symub::symug:
Legendary Creature- Incarnation 0/1
As long as you control no other creatures, creatures opponents control don't untap during their controller's untap phase.
<Insert lyrics from Cold's Ugly.>
I see- a Gorgon and a minotaur fighting in an arena...
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Land
3R, T: Each player taps a creature they control. Each creature tapped this way's controller has that creature deal damage divided as they choose among any number of other target creatures tapped this way.
Next: A large orc strikes the ground with force enough to crack it.
Legendary Land
Tezzeret's Sanctum comes into play tapped.
T, tap two untapped artifacts you control: Draw a card.
No matter what the recombination of the shards does to Esper, he will always have a fragment of it with him.
Next: A demon with a distinguishing feature - the top half of its skull is missing, revealing its brain. In front of it stand ranks of blank-faced minions.
Creature - Demon Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal any number of demon cards in your hand. If you do, put that many 1/1 demon creatures with defender into play.
T,Sacrifice two creatures: Draw a card.
Those with half a skull think best.
Next: A blooming lotus floating in the middle of the pool. A merfolk tends lovingly to one pedal of the lotus.
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UBWZur the Random Enchanter
RWGisela (Book of Revelations Theme)
Artifact
Aquatic Lotus Comes into play tapped.
T, Sacrifice Aquatic Lotus: Add UUU to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play instants.
Next: A wizard levitates about eight tomes in the air in front of him. He reads each of them at once.
Sorcery
Play ~ only as the first spell of your turn.
Draw seven cards. End your turn and remove ~ from the game.
I see...
an ogre munching on a severed arm... the arm itself is still holding a sword.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
Creatures you control have "Whenever a creature that was dealt damage by this creature this turn leaves play, put 2 +1/+1 counters on ~"
Next:
I see an odly deformed mage surrounded by dangerous looking vials of what appear to be deadly poisons. The room is filled with caged animals that are all in various stages of death.
Creature - Human Wizard
2B: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, put a -1/-1 creature on each creature.
"The poison is affecting those around the subject? Prefect."
2/2
Next: A knight of Bant kneels as a holy light shines down on him. A pair of wings are behind him, made of pure light.
Retired Player
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.
Exalted
Next: Someone shoots a charging goblin with a laser. (The person with the laser doesn't need to be in the picture.
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Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice an Artifact.
Penetrate- ~ deals X damage to target creature. If the creature was lethally damaged this way, the remaining damage is dealt to it's controller and half of that is dealt to you, round up. (This spell ignores Shroud and Protection abilities when targetting.)
"I was gonna call it the Bzzzzrkt Gun but oddly enough, that name was taken."
I see... the 'Bzzzrkt Gun' in the hands of a goblin. [think Rocket Launcher, but at the same time don't. :p]
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "T: This creature deals 2 damage to target creature or player and 3 damage to itself."
Equip 2
Next: Two fighters dressed in tunics stand back-to-back. One of them wields a large club, the other wields two oversized knives. Zombies are surrounding them and approaching on all sides.
Tribal Enchantment - Monk
When a black or red creature attacks you, you may pay WWG. If you do, untap target attacking creature and remove it from combat.
I see your club and raise you a pair.
Next:
A child is carrying a jug of water towards the town. She pours it on a little flame and it goes out. However, if you look more closely, the entire town is in flames.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment
:sym2u::sym2u:: Put a Charge counter on ~, or remove a Charge counter from ~. Any player may play this ability.
All instances of in spells and abilities are reduced by the number of Charge counters on ~. (If a player pays for X and there are two Charge counters on ~, X is equal to 3 when the spell resolves.)
"Drip, drip, stop little fires before they get bigger. Drip, drip, waste not a drop." -Kithkin Fire Marshal, worksong.
I see a squirrel. Not just any squirrel, a squirrel armored with what you'd find in a forest- acorn cap helmet, pinecone shoulder pads, breastplate of shaved bark, a sword fashioned from Ponderosa Pine needles, etc... he's preparing for war...
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Squirrel Soldier
G: Untap Krosan Stalwart
1/1
Next: A zombie on fire. Large blades are strapped to its forearms.
Sorcery
Destroy all tapped creatures, then tap all creatures. Creatures can't regenerate this turn.
Next: Split card time!
On one side, a Kithkin is looking for an object, and doesn't seem to find anything.
//
On the other side, a Merrow discovers something on the bottom of the Wanderbrine depths.
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Instant
Remove target attacking creature from the game.
"Damnit. Gargelin has wandered off again!" - Kithkin guard captain
//
Found 2UU
Sorcery
Return target creature removed from the game to play under your control.
"I didn't know kithkin could swim..." - Merrow fallowsage
A giant flying contraption of some kind is in the process of crashing into a blissful white-aligned hamlet.
Destroy target plains.
Next: Two large constructs do battle with each other.
Sorcery
Put an artifact creature token into play that's a copy of target creature an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature token.
Next - An Elf, a Goblin, and a Merfolk riding into the battlefield together (as allies)
Ruins of Tourach's Gate
Illusional Fears
Ancient Knowledge
False Sense of Security
Floating Caches
A Bit Touch
Nurtured Rooted
Underground Lizards
Tropical Changling
A Brown Cordless
Snowstorm Avalanches
Spitted Baller (by Brofaux)
Enchantment
Creatures that share a creature type can't attack together.
Next: Picture Oblivion Ring (Lorwyn). Now, the ring is a much darker shade of purple, and the victim has vanished in a puff of black smoke.
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Instant
Penetrate (~ ignores Shroud and Protection abilities when targetting.)
Hellbent- Remove target creature from the game.
I see- an old man sitting, playing a game of chess. One piece has been moved (the old man's), he's waiting patiently for his opponent- there isn't one! to make their move.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.