Insistent Collector1BB
Creature - Human Cleric
At the beginning of your upkeep target opponent chooses one -
• That opponent discards a card and you draw a card.
• That opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
0/3
Next
Two warriors have just clashes swords, and both blades have promptly shattered. The two of them look utterly confused.
OR
An angel stares at her hands in horror as they blacken and crumble away, and the affliction spreads up her arms.
Domination Halo1UU
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature with power of four or less.
You control Enchant Creature.
Next: A Cabal maqe screams in terror. His mouth so wide open and unhinged unrealistically as monsters pour out of him. His eyes turn white and have rolled back. The suffering mage in knelt down and is clutching his neck as if being choked.
Mania Spawning3B
Sorcery
Target player discards a card at random. Then put an X 1/1 black imp creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the discaded card's converted mana cost.
Next
A lightning elemental darts about an articer's shop, in its electric wake various constructs whir to life.
OR
A mage kneels with hands at her side and face upwards. Her eyes are bright red and she's crying what appears to be lava. So much so it's starting to pool around her knees.
Motion Elemental1RR
Creature - Elemental (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a creature with power and toughness each equal to its converted casting cost and “At the beginning of next end step, sacrifice this creature.”
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you do not control any noncreature artifacts, sacrifice Motion Elemental.
2/2
Skatersaurus2GG
Creature - Lizard
~ cannot attack or block unless you say "Cowabungaaaa!"
Kick Flip off a Skateboard (Or any other small stunt): ~ can only be blocked by creatures with flying this turn.
4/4
DUUUUUUUUUUDE! Jurassic Park was AWEEEESOOOOMEEEE! COWABUNGAAAAAA!
Next:
A ridiculously large Sperm Whale-like creature's head lunges out of the ocean and takes out several large battleships.
Flash, Trample, can't be countered
Waveblower Leviathan costs 1 more for each non-land permanent on the field.
When you cast Waveblower Leviathan Exile all permanents on the field except for plains, islands, swamps, mountains and forests. When Waveblower Leviathan dies, each player draws 2 cards.
11/19
absurd p/t for massive size, sweep for eating ships an draw when it gets whaled.
Next
Garruk swings his axe against a planeswalker (of your choice) and said planeswalkers head is decapitated with blood spewing all over the place.
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MtG is where you can hate white players or black players, and still not be racist.
Battle's Solace2W
Instant
Choose one:
- Each player taps all creatures they control. You gain 1 life for each creature tapped this way.
- Prevent all combat damage until end of turn. Draw a card
Next: The perspective of this same image only from the soldiers of the opposing armies standing only an arm's length away. Neither of them budging but the air around each army is tense.
Stilled Battlefield2UW
Enchantment
Creatures cannot attack.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may have each of his or her opponents draw three cards. If he or she does, ~'s controller sacrifices it.
Next: A male Boros Street enforcer grabs a young street rat's hand in the middle of a pick pocket attempt on an unsuspecting citizen. In the background, there's an Azorious Street Judge pulling another youth by the ear. Both cops look at each other like how parents look at each other catching their children causing trouble.
Apprehend1(U/R)W
Instant
Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
If U was spent to cast ~, draw a card.
If R was spent to cast ~, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature's owner. Despite being a loose cannon Boros, and a by-the-books Azorius, Kaln and Lenir made a good team.
Next
A goblin is running toward to the viewer in the shadow of a giant that's falling backwards. Primed to crush him.
OR
A child lays in front of a Ravincan carriage in "pain". Obviously this is a ruse, becuase as the driver and posh occupant get out to check on the youth's wellbeing, a rogue with a knife creeps up from behind said carriage.
Diversion Tactics UB
Enchantment
Tap an untapped non-land permanent you control, target creature becomes unblockable.
Next
A humanoid cat is wearing innistrad like clothing, and has horn rimmed eyeglasses. The cat is just as big as a regular domestic cat and is white except on the. This cat is raising his arm from his sides casting a spell. lots of magical effects that look like dead spirits float around it.
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MtG is where you can hate white players or black players, and still not be racist.
Commune with Souls7B
Sorcery
Dredge
Search your library for a non-land card. Reveal it and put them into your hand.
For each non-spirit card exiled to cast ~, put a 1/1 White Spirit token with flying into the battlefield. The Catkin are well known spell casters. Many of which favor the dark arts and their ready link to the spirit world.
Next:
An samurai wanders into a swamp with lantern in hand. Looking around and looking very lost. Behind him, a Onryo Rises up from behind him. About to strangle the poor unsuspecting soul.
Spiteful Death2B
Sorcery - Arcane
Splice onto Arcane B
Target opponent sacrifices a creature. The Ogres are not the only dangers of the Takenuma Swamp.
Next:
A Kitsune Samurai, Moonfolk Wizard, Akki Shaman, Nezumi Ninja, Orochi Warrior, and Human Diplomat are all sitting at a table with one another looking over a large map that has figurines on it depicting armies as well as spirits. They seem to be discussing battle strategy for something very dire.
Concourse of War2WW
Instant - Arcane
You choose which creatures attack this turn, and how creatures block this turn.
Splice into Arcane - 1WW, discard a white card.
Next
Two goblins stand side by side, but both have been bizarrely distorted. One is overly tall and gangly, with spindly legs, and stretched arms. The other has received the opposite treatment; becoming comically stout, and broad.
OR
A robed mage charges a minotuar with axe in hand, red glimmers trailing his eyes. The minotuar is decidedly unimpressed.
Comic Proportions1RU
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, flip a coin. If you win the flip, enchanted creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn. Otherwise, enchanted creature gets -3/+3 until end of turn.
Next: A perplexed goblin loooks up to see a mountain falling from the sky towards him.
Mountainfall1RR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a mountain.
~ deals 5 Damage to target creature or player. In a land filled with angry titans, having a mountain thrown at you is not that rare.
Next: A knight smacks a goblin hard with his shield. Comically flattening the unfortunate goblin's face like a pancake.
One with the PancakeSX(W/P)(U/B)(2/R)GT
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -374/-X and is somewhat flatter than it was before.
Next: A somewhat goblin-shaped pancake charges into battle.
Goblin Flapjack1R
Creature - Goblin Pancake (C, Uncard)
As long as it's between 6am and 10am, local time, ~ has haste and first strike.
2/1 Why the time limit? It's when they serve breakfast!
Next
A troll fends off a cadre of soldiers. The club he's swinging appears to be an annoyed treefolk.
OR
A drake streaks towards the viewer. Behind and to the left and right of said drake, there are illusory copies of it also aimed at the viewer.
Improvised Teamwork2RG
Enchantment- Aura
Exile a creature card in your hand: Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and gains Trample until end of turn. Play this ability only if enchanted creature is attacking and is blocked. Activate this ability no more time than the number of creature blocking enchanted creature.
"Lend a hand, he said. Strike them down with your might boughs, he said. Not how I imagined it. Jerk."
I see- in PhilFoglio-esque art style- a group of hooded figures- students- screaming and huddling amongst each other as something- off panel- is crawling out of a vat. You can see some tendril/claws/unpleasantness and part of the vat on the side
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Unexpected Conjuring2BB
Sorcery
Reveal the top cards of your library until you reveal a Demon, Horror, or Eldrazi creature card. Put the creature card into the battlefield and exile the rest. 'Calling up your first demonic entity is always traumatic...for the new bloods anyway.'
- Cabal Minion
Next: A barbarian and a knight are having a little chat as they sit on the corpse of a giant behemoth. A lance, belonging to the knight, and a giant ax, belonging to the barbarian, are embedded into the large beast's skull. The pair are decked out in sigils, meaning they're Allied with Bant.
Blessed Teamwork1GW
Enchantment
Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, you may tap another untapped creature you control. The attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the tapped creature's power. "I still think it counts, working as one unit." - Kallir, Bant Sureblade
Next
A Grixian Mage stands triumphantly on top of a zombified dragon. The rotting beast emanates a violet aura of flames.
OR
An alchemist holds up a flask filled with a rainbow liquid to the viewer. Within the swirling colors one can see tormented faces.
Soul VialXX
Artifact
Delve
~ enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it. T Remove a Charge counter on ~: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
When ~ has no Charge counters on it, sacrifice it.
Next: Several drifting Spirits haunt around the balcony of a castle. At the said Balcony is Sorin and Avacyn. Upon closer inspection, said spirits are human villagers.
Illustration: Several drifting Spirits haunt around the balcony of a castle. At the said Balcony is Sorin and Avacyn. Upon closer inspection, said spirits are human villagers.
(R)
Sorcery
Put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield for each Human card in your graveyard. Then, if you have seven or more Human cards in your graveyard, each opponent loses 7 life and you gain 7 life.
Next:Surrak Dragonclaw tries to punch a Naga, but his arms are restrained by chains of glowing interlocked runes.
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Planar Chaos was not a mistake neither was it random. You might want to look at it again.
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Worldeater Dragon4RRR
Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever ~ attacks, exile any target land until ~ leaves the battlefield. When there are no lands in play, sacrifice.
6/5
Next: Several scholars in a library have obviously gone mad as they tear tomes and books. The one in focus is literally tearing pages and stuffing them into his mouth.
Creature - Human Cleric
At the beginning of your upkeep target opponent chooses one -
• That opponent discards a card and you draw a card.
• That opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
0/3
Next
Two warriors have just clashes swords, and both blades have promptly shattered. The two of them look utterly confused.
OR
An angel stares at her hands in horror as they blacken and crumble away, and the affliction spreads up her arms.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature with power of four or less.
You control Enchant Creature.
Next: A Cabal maqe screams in terror. His mouth so wide open and unhinged unrealistically as monsters pour out of him. His eyes turn white and have rolled back. The suffering mage in knelt down and is clutching his neck as if being choked.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
Target player discards a card at random. Then put an X 1/1 black imp creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the discaded card's converted mana cost.
Next
A lightning elemental darts about an articer's shop, in its electric wake various constructs whir to life.
OR
A mage kneels with hands at her side and face upwards. Her eyes are bright red and she's crying what appears to be lava. So much so it's starting to pool around her knees.
Creature - Elemental (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a creature with power and toughness each equal to its converted casting cost and “At the beginning of next end step, sacrifice this creature.”
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you do not control any noncreature artifacts, sacrifice Motion Elemental.
2/2
Next: Old Fogey, dressed like 90's Kid from Atop the Fourth Wall and using a skateboard as a walking stick.
Creature - Lizard
~ cannot attack or block unless you say "Cowabungaaaa!"
Kick Flip off a Skateboard (Or any other small stunt): ~ can only be blocked by creatures with flying this turn.
4/4
DUUUUUUUUUUDE! Jurassic Park was AWEEEESOOOOMEEEE! COWABUNGAAAAAA!
Next:
A ridiculously large Sperm Whale-like creature's head lunges out of the ocean and takes out several large battleships.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Leviathan
Flash, Trample, can't be countered
Waveblower Leviathan costs 1 more for each non-land permanent on the field.
When you cast Waveblower Leviathan Exile all permanents on the field except for plains, islands, swamps, mountains and forests. When Waveblower Leviathan dies, each player draws 2 cards.
11/19
absurd p/t for massive size, sweep for eating ships an draw when it gets whaled.
Next
Garruk swings his axe against a planeswalker (of your choice) and said planeswalkers head is decapitated with blood spewing all over the place.
Instant
Choose one:
- Each player taps all creatures they control. You gain 1 life for each creature tapped this way.
- Prevent all combat damage until end of turn. Draw a card
Next: The perspective of this same image only from the soldiers of the opposing armies standing only an arm's length away. Neither of them budging but the air around each army is tense.
Enchantment
Creatures cannot attack.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may have each of his or her opponents draw three cards. If he or she does, ~'s controller sacrifices it.
Next: A male Boros Street enforcer grabs a young street rat's hand in the middle of a pick pocket attempt on an unsuspecting citizen. In the background, there's an Azorious Street Judge pulling another youth by the ear. Both cops look at each other like how parents look at each other catching their children causing trouble.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
If U was spent to cast ~, draw a card.
If R was spent to cast ~, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature's owner.
Despite being a loose cannon Boros, and a by-the-books Azorius, Kaln and Lenir made a good team.
Next
A goblin is running toward to the viewer in the shadow of a giant that's falling backwards. Primed to crush him.
OR
A child lays in front of a Ravincan carriage in "pain". Obviously this is a ruse, becuase as the driver and posh occupant get out to check on the youth's wellbeing, a rogue with a knife creeps up from behind said carriage.
Enchantment
Tap an untapped non-land permanent you control, target creature becomes unblockable.
Next
A humanoid cat is wearing innistrad like clothing, and has horn rimmed eyeglasses. The cat is just as big as a regular domestic cat and is white except on the. This cat is raising his arm from his sides casting a spell. lots of magical effects that look like dead spirits float around it.
Sorcery
Dredge
Search your library for a non-land card. Reveal it and put them into your hand.
For each non-spirit card exiled to cast ~, put a 1/1 White Spirit token with flying into the battlefield.
The Catkin are well known spell casters. Many of which favor the dark arts and their ready link to the spirit world.
Next:
An samurai wanders into a swamp with lantern in hand. Looking around and looking very lost. Behind him, a Onryo Rises up from behind him. About to strangle the poor unsuspecting soul.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery - Arcane
Splice onto Arcane B
Target opponent sacrifices a creature.
The Ogres are not the only dangers of the Takenuma Swamp.
Next:
A Kitsune Samurai, Moonfolk Wizard, Akki Shaman, Nezumi Ninja, Orochi Warrior, and Human Diplomat are all sitting at a table with one another looking over a large map that has figurines on it depicting armies as well as spirits. They seem to be discussing battle strategy for something very dire.
Instant - Arcane
You choose which creatures attack this turn, and how creatures block this turn.
Splice into Arcane - 1WW, discard a white card.
Next
Two goblins stand side by side, but both have been bizarrely distorted. One is overly tall and gangly, with spindly legs, and stretched arms. The other has received the opposite treatment; becoming comically stout, and broad.
OR
A robed mage charges a minotuar with axe in hand, red glimmers trailing his eyes. The minotuar is decidedly unimpressed.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, flip a coin. If you win the flip, enchanted creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn. Otherwise, enchanted creature gets -3/+3 until end of turn.
Next: A perplexed goblin loooks up to see a mountain falling from the sky towards him.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a mountain.
~ deals 5 Damage to target creature or player.
In a land filled with angry titans, having a mountain thrown at you is not that rare.
Next: A knight smacks a goblin hard with his shield. Comically flattening the unfortunate goblin's face like a pancake.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -374/-X and is somewhat flatter than it was before.
Next: A somewhat goblin-shaped pancake charges into battle.
Creature - Goblin Pancake (C, Uncard)
As long as it's between 6am and 10am, local time, ~ has haste and first strike.
2/1
Why the time limit? It's when they serve breakfast!
Next
A troll fends off a cadre of soldiers. The club he's swinging appears to be an annoyed treefolk.
OR
A drake streaks towards the viewer. Behind and to the left and right of said drake, there are illusory copies of it also aimed at the viewer.
Enchantment- Aura
Exile a creature card in your hand: Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and gains Trample until end of turn. Play this ability only if enchanted creature is attacking and is blocked. Activate this ability no more time than the number of creature blocking enchanted creature.
"Lend a hand, he said. Strike them down with your might boughs, he said. Not how I imagined it. Jerk."
I see- in Phil Foglio-esque art style- a group of hooded figures- students- screaming and huddling amongst each other as something- off panel- is crawling out of a vat. You can see some tendril/claws/unpleasantness and part of the vat on the side
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Reveal the top cards of your library until you reveal a Demon, Horror, or Eldrazi creature card. Put the creature card into the battlefield and exile the rest.
'Calling up your first demonic entity is always traumatic...for the new bloods anyway.'
- Cabal Minion
Next: A barbarian and a knight are having a little chat as they sit on the corpse of a giant behemoth. A lance, belonging to the knight, and a giant ax, belonging to the barbarian, are embedded into the large beast's skull. The pair are decked out in sigils, meaning they're Allied with Bant.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, you may tap another untapped creature you control. The attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the tapped creature's power.
"I still think it counts, working as one unit." - Kallir, Bant Sureblade
Next
A Grixian Mage stands triumphantly on top of a zombified dragon. The rotting beast emanates a violet aura of flames.
OR
An alchemist holds up a flask filled with a rainbow liquid to the viewer. Within the swirling colors one can see tormented faces.
Artifact
Delve
~ enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it.
T Remove a Charge counter on ~: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
When ~ has no Charge counters on it, sacrifice it.
Next: Several drifting Spirits haunt around the balcony of a castle. At the said Balcony is Sorin and Avacyn. Upon closer inspection, said spirits are human villagers.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield for each Human card in your graveyard. Then, if you have seven or more Human cards in your graveyard, each opponent loses 7 life and you gain 7 life.
Next: Surrak Dragonclaw tries to punch a Naga, but his arms are restrained by chains of glowing interlocked runes.
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature attacking you
You control enchanted creature and it doesn't tap during it's controller's untap step.
Next: A man in medatitation finnaly reaching enlightenment and acending as a planeswalker
Creature - Human Cleric (C)
Whenever Kabira Mystic becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
2/3
Next: An enormous dragon swallows a city whole.
Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever ~ attacks, exile any target land until ~ leaves the battlefield. When there are no lands in play, sacrifice.
6/5
Next: Several scholars in a library have obviously gone mad as they tear tomes and books. The one in focus is literally tearing pages and stuffing them into his mouth.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.