Creature from the Black Lagoon :2mana::symb::symu::symu:
Legendary Creature-Fish Man
When Creature from the Black Lagoon comes into play, gain control of target card with a female in its art. If you cannot gain control of a card, return Creature from the Black Lagoon to your hand.
:1mana::symb:: Destroy target card with a male in its art.
4/5 It sort of looks like a fish, but I sure wouldn't want to taste it!
"Preston, Preston he's so fine, he blows my mind....Hey Preston!" -Official Theme song of the Preston, Fallen Necromancer fan club.
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Ickle Noob
2U
Creature- Legend Noob
If target opponent has a card from Tempest or earlier. Ickle Noob gains +3/+3, Flying, Shadow, and Defender.
2/2 "All Goblins have +3/+3? That's broken!"
Ahmmed, the Chosen One
RR3
Creature - Barbarian Hero
6/3
First Strike
Discard a card at random, Tap: Ahmmed, the Chosen One deals damage equal to his power to target creature
Whenever a creature goes to the graveyard from play untap this creature
"Who wants to die first?"
Next: "You never learn, Its Kill first, ask questions later"
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Assassin Apprentice 1B
Creature-Assassin
Whenever Assassin Apprentice deals damage to a creature, destroy it at the end of turn. "You never learn, Its Kill first, ask questions later"
1/2
Next: "Fear only the ones you love. They're the most likely ones to turn on you."
Betrayal of the Beloved :2mana::symb::symb:
Instant
Destroy two creautres that share the same color. They can't be regenerated. "Fear only the ones you love. They're the most likely ones to turn on you."
Five colored season I watch Heaven drift apart Kami bring their war. -Azami, Minamo Poet.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Wandering Zombie
:symb::symb:
Creature - Zombie
Haste
At end of turn, the player to your right gains control of Wandering Zombie
If Wandering Zombie is put into a graveyard from play, return it to play under its owner's control at end of turn
2/2 "No home no job no peace no rest"
- The ghost of Tom Joad; Bruce Springsteen
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil :9mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Demon Child
When ~ comes into play, you may pay :symb::symb:. If you do, go through your library and reveal all cards that contain "Infernal Spawn" in the title. Target player loses 1 life for each card revealed this way. Well, we all saw THIS coming, didn't we? 9/9
Showing the Truth 4U
Instant
Target opponent returns all of their creatures to their hand. That player takes an extra turn after this one. "The old sensei tightened his grip on his staff, standing with his back towards the apprentice. "Are you sure you want to know the truth? You may not like what you hear..."
Painful Choice
:4mana::symr::symb:
Target opponent chooses one: ~ deals 4 damage to each creature he or she controls, or he or she loses 10 life "But, I don't want to do that either!"
Chaotic Rebound :3mana::symr::symr:
Enchantment
All combat damage that creatures deal is instead redirected to those creatures' controllers. I plan on living, but I don't think it will work out
Next: 1,2,3,4...Throw the heads all out the door...
Konda's Wrath
:3mana::symw::symw::symw:
Sorcery
Destroy all nonlegendary permanents. They can't be regenerated "My wrath is not to be questioned, fool."
Ninsuko, The Soulless One :3mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature - Rat Zombie Ninja
Ninjitsu :2mana::symb::symb: (Blah blah rules)
Fear
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player must sacrifice a creature.
3/2 The cursed nezumi wandered, mourning his fate; his home, his family, all of it was gone. Not only did he no longer exist, but he never had.
Mystery, Inc. :symw::symu:
Legendary Creature
: Reveal target hidden card or counter target Ninjitsu activation.
1/3 "I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids" ~ Scooby Doo
Next: Though Toungue-Tied Terrence tenaciously tried tricking the ticklish Tetsuo to try terrible things, they threatened Terrence's throat that Thursday.
Mystery, Inc. :symw::symu:
Legendary Creature
: Reveal target hidden card or counter target Ninjitsu activation.
1/3 "I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids" ~ Scooby Doo
Next: Though Toungue-Tied Terrence tenaciously tried tricking the ticklish Tetsuo to try terrible things, they threatened Terrence's throat that Thursday.
Tongue Twister of the Torqued Tome 3UU
Enchantment
When Tongue Twister of the Torqued Tome comes into play, say a sentence containing 10 words.
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player must recite that sentence without studdering or slurring any of its words or counter that spell. Though Toungue-Tied Terrence tenaciously tried tricking the ticklish Tetsuo to try terrible things, they threatened Terrence's throat that Thursday.
"Even though he couldn't defeat them, he wasn't going to stop trying."Siinji the Trapped
5W
Creature- Human Samurai Legend
Bushido 1
When Siinji the Trapped is put into a graveyard, deal 2 damage to all creatures which blocked or were blocked by Siinji the Trapped this turn.
3/3 "Even though he couldn't defeat them, he wasn't going to stop trying."
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OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Quote from extremestan »
Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Blade Elemental
Artifact Creature - Elemental
Blade Elemental gets first strike and trample when it blocks or is blocked by a creature without at least one Equipment attached to it. "You might need a sword for this."
3/3
Next: Though the kitsune mourned the loss of his tail, he had great appreciation for his new whip.
Chartooth Cougar -- :1mana::symr::symr:
Creature - Cat
First strike.
Whenever <THIS> deals combat damage to a player, that player can't play spells or abilities until the end of their next turn. "What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?"
2/2
.
Next flavor text:
"A warm hearth, a tureen full of soup, a little bit of music, and a warm bed; all any wanderer would ask for, he'll find at <name of place>."
Legendary Creature-Fish Man
When Creature from the Black Lagoon comes into play, gain control of target card with a female in its art. If you cannot gain control of a card, return Creature from the Black Lagoon to your hand.
:1mana::symb:: Destroy target card with a male in its art.
4/5
It sort of looks like a fish, but I sure wouldn't want to taste it!
"Preston, Preston he's so fine, he blows my mind....Hey Preston!"
-Official Theme song of the Preston, Fallen Necromancer fan club.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Enchantment
All creatures in the Preston, Fallen Necromancer Fan Club get +1/+1.
"Preston, Preston he's so fine, he blows my mind....Hey Preston!"
-Official Theme song of the Preston, Fallen Necromancer fan club.
Next:
"All Goblins have +3/+3? That's broken!"
:1mana::0mana::0mana::0mana::symb:
Artifact
:symtap:: Destroy target planet. It cannot be regenerated.
Ickle Noob
2U
Creature- Legend Noob
If target opponent has a card from Tempest or earlier. Ickle Noob gains +3/+3, Flying, Shadow, and Defender.
2/2
"All Goblins have +3/+3? That's broken!"
Next:
"Who wants to die first?"
Hewo wittle fishy!
RR3
Creature - Barbarian Hero
6/3
First Strike
Discard a card at random, Tap: Ahmmed, the Chosen One deals damage equal to his power to target creature
Whenever a creature goes to the graveyard from play untap this creature
"Who wants to die first?"
Next: "You never learn, Its Kill first, ask questions later"
Creature-Assassin
Whenever Assassin Apprentice deals damage to a creature, destroy it at the end of turn.
"You never learn, Its Kill first, ask questions later"
1/2
Next: "Fear only the ones you love. They're the most likely ones to turn on you."
Instant
Destroy two creautres that share the same color. They can't be regenerated.
"Fear only the ones you love. They're the most likely ones to turn on you."
Five colored season
I watch Heaven drift apart
Kami bring their war.
-Azami, Minamo Poet.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
:symb::symb:
Creature - Zombie
Haste
At end of turn, the player to your right gains control of Wandering Zombie
If Wandering Zombie is put into a graveyard from play, return it to play under its owner's control at end of turn
2/2
"No home no job no peace no rest"
- The ghost of Tom Joad; Bruce Springsteen
Next:
Well, we all saw THIS coming, didn't we?
Creature - Demon Child
When ~ comes into play, you may pay :symb::symb:. If you do, go through your library and reveal all cards that contain "Infernal Spawn" in the title. Target player loses 1 life for each card revealed this way.
Well, we all saw THIS coming, didn't we?
9/9
Next:
"If you're so sure, then you go first!"
Instant
Target opponent returns all of their creatures to their hand. That player takes an extra turn after this one.
"The old sensei tightened his grip on his staff, standing with his back towards the apprentice. "Are you sure you want to know the truth? You may not like what you hear..."
Next: "But, I don't want to do that either!"
:4mana::symr::symb:
Target opponent chooses one: ~ deals 4 damage to each creature he or she controls, or he or she loses 10 life
"But, I don't want to do that either!"
Next: "Stop the plane! I want to get off!"
Enchantment
All combat damage that creatures deal is instead redirected to those creatures' controllers.
I plan on living, but I don't think it will work out
Next:
1,2,3,4...Throw the heads all out the door...
Artifact
3: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
"1,2,3,4...Throw the heads all out the door..."
Next: "My wrath is not to be questioned, fool."
:3mana::symw::symw::symw:
Sorcery
Destroy all nonlegendary permanents. They can't be regenerated
"My wrath is not to be questioned, fool."
Next: "So?"
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gains bands with Orcs, rampage: 1, ":symw::symu::symb:: Regenerates", and echo.
"So?"
Next:
The cursed nezumi wandered, mourning his fate; his home, his family, all of it was gone. Not only did he no longer exist, but he never had.
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Ninsuko, The Soulless One :3mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature - Rat Zombie Ninja
Ninjitsu :2mana::symb::symb: (Blah blah rules)
Fear
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player must sacrifice a creature.
3/2
The cursed nezumi wandered, mourning his fate; his home, his family, all of it was gone. Not only did he no longer exist, but he never had.
Next:
"No thanks, I already have enough fingers."
enchantment
:1mana:, An opponent of your choice gains control of target creature you contol: Choose one - gain 10 life, draw 3 cards or counter target spell
"keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer"
"from an early age, Thragg knew he was different from the other goblins"
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Legendary Creature
: Reveal target hidden card or counter target Ninjitsu activation.
1/3
"I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids" ~ Scooby Doo
Next:
Though Toungue-Tied Terrence tenaciously tried tricking the ticklish Tetsuo to try terrible things, they threatened Terrence's throat that Thursday.
Tongue Twister of the Torqued Tome 3UU
Enchantment
When Tongue Twister of the Torqued Tome comes into play, say a sentence containing 10 words.
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player must recite that sentence without studdering or slurring any of its words or counter that spell.
Though Toungue-Tied Terrence tenaciously tried tricking the ticklish Tetsuo to try terrible things, they threatened Terrence's throat that Thursday.
next:
Think outside the bun...
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Instant
No More Hamburgers deals 5 damage to target Burger Stand.
Think outside the bun...
Next:
"Even though he couldn't defeat them, he wasn't going to stop trying."
5W
Creature- Human Samurai Legend
Bushido 1
When Siinji the Trapped is put into a graveyard, deal 2 damage to all creatures which blocked or were blocked by Siinji the Trapped this turn.
3/3
"Even though he couldn't defeat them, he wasn't going to stop trying."
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
The man begged and pleaded for his life before the creature. It simply looked at him, gave what appeared to be a shrug, and swallowed.
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OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Creature-Wumpus
When Baby Wumpus comes into play,discard a creature from you hand or sacrifice Baby Wumpus.
2/2
For Future reference,whats the font fer Flavor Text?*First time posting here*
"Goblins arent stupid?Ha!"-Krosan Elf,Raggard
Dumbfounded Goblin R
Creature-Goblin
Whenever Dumbfounded Goblin attacks or blocks, it deals 2 damage to target creature you control.
"Goblins arent stupid? Ha!" -Raggard, Krosan Elf
2/2
Next: "You might need a sword for this."
Artifact Creature - Elemental
Blade Elemental gets first strike and trample when it blocks or is blocked by a creature without at least one Equipment attached to it.
"You might need a sword for this."
3/3
Next:
Though the kitsune mourned the loss of his tail, he had great appreciation for his new whip.
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Creature - Cat
First strike.
Whenever <THIS> deals combat damage to a player, that player can't play spells or abilities until the end of their next turn.
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?"
2/2
.
Next flavor text:
"A warm hearth, a tureen full of soup, a little bit of music, and a warm bed; all any wanderer would ask for, he'll find at <name of place>."
Instant
Target spell or permanent's tone becomes playful.