Preston, Fallen Necromancer 2BB
Creature - Undead Wizard
BB, Tap: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
2: Remove target creature card in a graveyard from the game. "My whole life has been a lie! Curse you father! May you forever suffer in the Abyss!" -Preston, Fallen Necromancer
3/3
One More Time :7mana::symg::symg::symg:
Enchant Creature
For all enchantments on this creature, put a copy of that enchantment on every other creature that could be a target of it. At end of turn, remove all creatures enchanted this way from the game. "Whatever you can do, I can do better...."
"Do not break, do not break! It broke......."
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Fragile Chalice
0
Whenever an opponent plays a spell, sacrifice Fragile Chalice. If you do, you gain 2 life. "Do not break, do not break! It broke......."
By the time Kenar got the machine to work, the place was already overrun with nim.
Downforce Turbine 6
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice ~ unless you sacrifice a creature.
All creatures get -X/-0, where X is the number of artifacts you control. By the time Kenar got the machine to work, the place was already overrun with nim.
Doomsday Timer :xmana::3mana::symr::symb:
Enchantment
Doomsday Timer comes into play with X+5 countdown counters on it.
During your upkeep, remove a countdown counter.
When Doomsday Timer has no countdown counters on it, sacrifice it, then remove all permanents from the game. After years of waiting, nothing came.
Next: The goblin shot the planeswalker a derisive look and declared, "Well, DUH."
Urza's Log Trap
Artifact
~ comes into play with two swing counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a swing counter from ~.
Whenever a creature attacks, ~ deals damage to it equal to the number of swing counters on ~.
:4mana:, :symtap:: Put a swing counter on ~. The goblin shot the planeswalker a derisive look and declared, "Well, DUH."
For :3mana:, I get an artifact that will always do 2 damage to anything that attacks, and can be cranked up to do more? You should call it 'Fortress of Solitude', 'cause Superman would live there!
Ichiban, Lord of Genju :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Legendary Creature -- Spirit
:2mana:: Target land becomes a 2/2 spirit creature until end of turn. It is still a land.
5/5 There's no bouncer in the after world.
Next "This necromancy stuff sounds like a lot of fun! How do I join?" -Preston, before he fell
Demise of the Foolish 2BB
Instant
Destroy target non-black creature and return it into play under your control. "This necromancy stuff sounds like a lot of fun! How do I join?" -Preston, before he fell
Hot Flaming Death :symr::symr::symr::symr::symr::symr::symr:
Instant
Deal 5 Damage to each creature. Deal 2 damage to each creature's controller for each creature damaged this way. "And you thought that was pain?"
OMGWTFBBQ!
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
The PH3@R :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Instant
Choose one - Creatures you control gain +1,000/+1,000 and flying (This effect does not end at end of turn.) ; or you gain 10000 life.
Entwine - :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg: "OMGWTFBBQ!"
Soul Bind
3BB
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature becames tapped, it's controller chooses loses 3 life or puts a doom counter on *this*. At the beginning of your uokeep, if *this* has 5 or more doom counters on it, enchanted creatures controller loses half their life rounded up, discards thier hand, and destroys enchanted creature. It can't be regenerated. "You should've died when you had the chance."
Choward, the Weapons Collector :2mana::symu::symu:
Legendary Creature-Weapons Impounder
When Choward, the Weapons Collector comes into play, remove all equipment cards from the game. 2/2 "This can't be good for business..."
"With an edge keener than the goblin that made it, the blade can even cut through tin cans!"
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Ginsu of the Akki
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equip:
Creature gains +2/+0, and the ability of "T: Destroy target artifact." "With an edge keener than the goblin that made it, the blade can even cut through tin cans!"
Next: "Ahhh..the taste of your soul is refreshing--slightly minty."
Kamiwatabema, Soul Eater
2BB
Creature- Spirit Legend
Flying
Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on *this* and remove that creature from the game.
2BB, T: Destroy target non-artifact creature. It cannot be regenerated.
2/3 "Ahhh..the taste of your soul is refreshing--slightly minty."
Soul Gorge - :2mana::symw::symb:
Instant
Remove target creature from the game. You gain life equal to its power.
[i]"Ahhh..the taste of your soul is refreshing--slightly minty."
[/i]Next
[i]The katana appeared out of nowhere, but it soon found flesh.[/i]
[/i]
Katana of the Mighty Steve
Legendary Artifact-Equipment
Equip
This can only be equipped on Spirits.
Equipped Creature gains +1/+1 and gains ":2mana: Deal 6 damage to target creature." "I thought she said it was big..." The katana appeared out of nowhere, but it soon found flesh.
HUZZAH! Two at once! Now, for some new flavor text.
"Does this Flavor Text taste like Strawberry?" -Dark Wolf (aka my 9 year old sister)
Ignore This Card's Flavor Text U
Instant
Kicker X
Draw a card.
If you paid the Kicker cost, add X to your mana pool. "Does this Flavor Text taste like Strawberry?"
-Dark Wolf (aka Slavan K. Guiser's 9 year old sister)
Next: The expendable troop is generally used to be killed.
Unexpected Reinforcements
2W
Instant
Take a creature from your graveyard and put in directly into play. Until end of turn you may sacrifice that creature to have it deal 2 damage to any creature or player. Remove the creature from the game at end of turn. The expendable troop is generally used to be killed.
Suprise Reinforcements
Instant, :3mana::symw:
Remove all creatures you control from the game.
For each creature removed this way, put three 2/2 white soldier creature tokens with Defender into play.
At end of turn, sacrifice all creatures you control. Then return each card removed from the game with Suprise Reinforcements to play. "Need some help?"
Next:
"Does he know its a bomb?
No.. he thinks it's an apple.
Should we tell him?
Nah.. he'll figure it out."
Curious Goblin 1RR
When ~ comes into play put two fuse counters on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a fuse counter from ~.
When ~ has no more fuse counters, sacrifice ~ and deal 10 damage to all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
1/1
"Does he know its a bomb? No.. he thinks it's an apple. Should we tell him? Nah.. he'll figure it out."
Next: "Ughh...this again?? This is the tenth time this week!"
Creature - Undead Wizard
BB, Tap: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
2: Remove target creature card in a graveyard from the game.
"My whole life has been a lie! Curse you father! May you forever suffer in the Abyss!" -Preston, Fallen Necromancer
3/3
Next: "Whatever you can do, I can do better...."
Enchant Creature
For all enchantments on this creature, put a copy of that enchantment on every other creature that could be a target of it. At end of turn, remove all creatures enchanted this way from the game.
"Whatever you can do, I can do better...."
"Do not break, do not break! It broke......."
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
0
Whenever an opponent plays a spell, sacrifice Fragile Chalice. If you do, you gain 2 life.
"Do not break, do not break! It broke......."
By the time Kenar got the machine to work, the place was already overrun with nim.
Level 2 Judge
Token and Playmat Store
Beyond the Guildpact
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice ~ unless you sacrifice a creature.
All creatures get -X/-0, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
By the time Kenar got the machine to work, the place was already overrun with nim.
After years of waiting, nothing came.
Enchantment
Doomsday Timer comes into play with X+5 countdown counters on it.
During your upkeep, remove a countdown counter.
When Doomsday Timer has no countdown counters on it, sacrifice it, then remove all permanents from the game.
After years of waiting, nothing came.
Next:
The goblin shot the planeswalker a derisive look and declared, "Well, DUH."
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Urza's Log Trap
Artifact
~ comes into play with two swing counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a swing counter from ~.
Whenever a creature attacks, ~ deals damage to it equal to the number of swing counters on ~.
:4mana:, :symtap:: Put a swing counter on ~.
The goblin shot the planeswalker a derisive look and declared, "Well, DUH."
There's no bouncer in the after world.
For :3mana:, I get an artifact that will always do 2 damage to anything that attacks, and can be cranked up to do more? You should call it 'Fortress of Solitude', 'cause Superman would live there!
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Legendary Creature -- Spirit
:2mana:: Target land becomes a 2/2 spirit creature until end of turn. It is still a land.
5/5
There's no bouncer in the after world.
Next
"This necromancy stuff sounds like a lot of fun! How do I join?" -Preston, before he fell
Instant
Destroy target non-black creature and return it into play under your control.
"This necromancy stuff sounds like a lot of fun! How do I join?" -Preston, before he fell
"And you thought that was pain?"
Instant
Deal 5 Damage to each creature. Deal 2 damage to each creature's controller for each creature damaged this way.
"And you thought that was pain?"
OMGWTFBBQ!
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Instant
Choose one - Creatures you control gain +1,000/+1,000 and flying (This effect does not end at end of turn.) ; or you gain 10000 life.
Entwine - :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
"OMGWTFBBQ!"
"You should've died when you had the chance."
lol.
Soul Bind
3BB
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature becames tapped, it's controller chooses loses 3 life or puts a doom counter on *this*. At the beginning of your uokeep, if *this* has 5 or more doom counters on it, enchanted creatures controller loses half their life rounded up, discards thier hand, and destroys enchanted creature. It can't be regenerated.
"You should've died when you had the chance."
Next:
"This can't be good for business..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Legendary Creature-Weapons Impounder
When Choward, the Weapons Collector comes into play, remove all equipment cards from the game.
2/2
"This can't be good for business..."
"With an edge keener than the goblin that made it, the blade can even cut through tin cans!"
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equip:
Creature gains +2/+0, and the ability of "T: Destroy target artifact."
"With an edge keener than the goblin that made it, the blade can even cut through tin cans!"
Next:
"Ahhh..the taste of your soul is refreshing--slightly minty."
2BB
Creature- Spirit Legend
Flying
Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on *this* and remove that creature from the game.
2BB, T: Destroy target non-artifact creature. It cannot be regenerated.
2/3
"Ahhh..the taste of your soul is refreshing--slightly minty."
Next:
"I thought she said it was big..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Instant
Remove target creature from the game. You gain life equal to its power.
[i]"Ahhh..the taste of your soul is refreshing--slightly minty."
[/i]Next
[i]The katana appeared out of nowhere, but it soon found flesh.[/i]
[/i]
Legendary Artifact-Equipment
Equip
This can only be equipped on Spirits.
Equipped Creature gains +1/+1 and gains ":2mana: Deal 6 damage to target creature."
"I thought she said it was big..."
The katana appeared out of nowhere, but it soon found flesh.
HUZZAH! Two at once! Now, for some new flavor text.
"Does this Flavor Text taste like Strawberry?"
-Dark Wolf (aka my 9 year old sister)
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Instant
Kicker X
Draw a card.
If you paid the Kicker cost, add X to your mana pool.
"Does this Flavor Text taste like Strawberry?"
-Dark Wolf (aka Slavan K. Guiser's 9 year old sister)
Next:
The expendable troop is generally used to be killed.
2W
Instant
Take a creature from your graveyard and put in directly into play. Until end of turn you may sacrifice that creature to have it deal 2 damage to any creature or player. Remove the creature from the game at end of turn.
The expendable troop is generally used to be killed.
Next:
"Yeesh! Tone it down turbo!"
Hewo wittle fishy!
Instant
Target creature you control gets haste and +5/+0 until end of turn.
"Yeesh! Tone it down turbo!"
"Need some help?"
Instant, :3mana::symw:
Remove all creatures you control from the game.
For each creature removed this way, put three 2/2 white soldier creature tokens with Defender into play.
At end of turn, sacrifice all creatures you control. Then return each card removed from the game with Suprise Reinforcements to play.
"Need some help?"
Next:
"Does he know its a bomb?
No.. he thinks it's an apple.
Should we tell him?
Nah.. he'll figure it out."
No longer staff here.
When ~ comes into play put two fuse counters on ~.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a fuse counter from ~.
When ~ has no more fuse counters, sacrifice ~ and deal 10 damage to all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
1/1
"Does he know its a bomb?
No.. he thinks it's an apple.
Should we tell him?
Nah.. he'll figure it out."
Next: "Ughh...this again?? This is the tenth time this week!"
This makes me want to laugh, cry, and crawl under my bed and never come out again... Actually it REALLY makes me want to sing along!
'Cause I'd rather stay here
For I'm quite content their all as sane as me
Sorcery
Lose life: Put 1/1 Maggot Creature tokens into play.
"Ughh...this again?? This is the tenth time this week!"
Next:
"I do believe that's my spleen...*thunk*"
Instant
Target creature's toughness becomes -1 until end of turn.
"I do believe that's my spleen...*thunk*"
Sometimes the dog is of the Baskervilles, sometimes the dog is of Hell, and sometimes the dog is just of the Wienerschnitzel.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Legendary creature - zombie
Fear
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put 2 +1/+1 counters on ~
1/3
"I do believe that's my spleen...*thunk*"
"It never ceases to amaze me what people are prepared to sacrifice for power"
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos