Misspelling UU
Instant
You choose the target or targets for target spell played by an opponent When Jedin's head erupted in a burst of flames, it was then Hawo realized he was reading the spell-casting book upside down.
Next: "The soldier rested by the lake, when he saw his reflection in the water he was baffled, the reflection was not his!!!"
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Shore Watcher 1UU
Creature - Merfolk 2/2
Defender
U, Tap: Return target attacking creature to its owner's hand if its converted mana cost is less than or equal to the number of Islands you control. "The soldier rested by the lake, when he saw his reflection in the water he was baffled, the reflection was not his!!!"
He quickly decided he wasn't hungry after all...
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Mucho thx to Erasmus of Erad's Sig Shop for my gosu 'Tog-eatin VICIOUS KAVU !!!
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turbo...my god. you have reached Uber-Nerd-Dom (TM).
Cannibalism 1BG
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. He quickly decided he wasn't hungry after all...
Homestar Runner, Idiot Extrordinaire 1WBR
Legendary Creature - Mutant Idiot
T: Target opponent chooses one:
That player discards a card, or ~deals 3 damage to that player and 2 to itself, or you gain 6 life. You may pay WBR to have that player choose again from the remaining options. Buttdance again, like the ryhtm's in your pants now! - Homestar Runner
1/3
Next: You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive. - Eminem, White Rapper
Hypocritic's Speech 2W
Enchantment
1W: Whenever you are dealt combat damage by target creature this turn, it deals that much damage to itself. You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive. - Eminem, White Rapper
Friendly Fire :symr::symr::symr:
Sorcery
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, that creature deals 1 damage to a creature it's owner's controls. "Trust me, he's better off this way."
The Goblins test-pilots showed great courage testing their new invention. As well as great stupidity, seeing as how they were dumb enough to get in it.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Crash-Land 3RR
Sorcery
Target Goblin gets +1/+0 and flying until end of turn. At the end of combat phase, sacrifice it and it deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player. The Goblins test-pilots showed great courage testing their new invention. As well as great stupidity, seeing as how they were dumb enough to get in it.
Snark had eaten a lot of cheese in his lifetime, but he had never seen any that could move...until now.
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Cheese Elemental 3W
Creature - Elemental W, :symtap:: You gain life equal to ~'s toughness.
2/5 Snark had eaten a lot of cheese in his lifetime, but he had never seen any that could move...until now.
Next: Snark wouldn't relish in the fact the wasn't a hot dog who could cut the mustard, so he couldn't ketchup with the others.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Condiment Elemental 2G
Creature- Elemental
All other creatures with food in their art get +2/+2
3/3 Snark wouldn't relish in the fact the wasn't a hot dog who could cut the mustard, so he couldn't ketchup with the others
Next:No you fool, it's A button left left B button. Not A button left left Z button.
Complex Mechanism 5
Artifact
W, sacrifice 2 permanents: Untap ~.
U, Tap: draw a card
B, Discard a card: put a 1/1 black Skeleton token into play.
R: put a copy of target creature into play with haste, then take 1 damage per copy of that creature in play.
Whenever two or more creatures are put into your graveyard from play, you may pay G. If you do, gain 2 life. No you fool, it's A button left left B button. Not A button left left Z button.
He thought he had chosen his sword, but the sword had chosen him.
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Sword of Destiny 5
Artifact - Equipment
When ~ comes into play, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has haste and first strike.
When equipped creature leaves play, return ~ to its owner's hand. He thought he had chosen his sword, but the sword had chosen him.
(No, there is no Equip on this one)
Next: "I think, therefore I am." - Rene Descartes
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Thought Elemental 2UU
Creature - Elemental
Comes into play with 2 +1/+1 counters.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter.
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0 "I think, therefore I am." - Rene Descartes
"Tremble mortals, and despair. Doom has come to this world!"
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turbo...my god. you have reached Uber-Nerd-Dom (TM).
Galactic Giant8BBBB
Legendary Creature - Giant
Fear, Trample
During your upkeep sacrifice a land you control
Whenever this creature destroys a creature in play remove that creature from the game.
10/10 "Tremble mortals, and despair. Doom has come to this world!"
Next: " Actions have consequences, Repent or Die! "
Choice of Penance 2W
Instant
The controller of target attacking creature chooses: Either remove that creature from the game; or prevent all damage it would deal this turn and you gain twice that much life. " Actions have consequences, Repent or Die! "
No one thought they'd live to see the day that their guardian awoke to defend them. They were half right.
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turbo...my god. you have reached Uber-Nerd-Dom (TM).
Guardian (3)(W)(W)
Creature-Guardian
Defender
When Guardian comes into play, sacrifice all other creatures.
Guardian can block any number of creatures. No one thought they'd live to see the day that their guardian awoke to defend them. They were half right.
10/10
Next:
"We are Phyrexian. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be compleated."
-Tsabo Tavoc, Phyrexian general
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Quotes:
Wary must be he who steps yet closer To this treasury filled with things of fame Enter here and steal just one, And Cursed will be all of your name!
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YOU HEAR THAT, GUFF! THAT WAS THE FOURTH WALL YOU BROKE!THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT WALL OF THEM ALL!
Phyrexian Dominance :5mana::symb::symb:
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Phyrexian Dominance if you control less than seven black creatures in play, target player loses 5 life.
All black creatures get +5/-5 and Fear "We are Phyrexian. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be compleated."
-Tsabo Tavoc, Phyrexian general
:slant:
Urgh...
Next: "Ergh..CRAB...BATTLE..."
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
March of the Homarids
2UU
Enchantment
All Homarids gain Haste
UXX: Put X 1/1 blue Homarid creature tokens into play. At end of turn sacrifce all tokens created by March of the Homarids. "Ergh..CRAB...BATTLE..."
Next:
"Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care what it did to the spoon, just eat it!"
Goblin Cough Medicine 3
Artifact
Tap: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature you control. Prevent the next 4 damage dealt to it this turn. "Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care what it did to the spoon, just eat it!"
"Uh-oh, um Sensei, is it supposed to do that?"
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Muck of Ages 1B
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Choose one - Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn, or draw two cards and lose three life. Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care what it did to the spoon; just eat it!
Loot is like gravy. Two tons of gravy dropped on your head will kill you just as easily as two tons of loot.
Gravey Robber :2mana::symu::symb:
Creature - Zombie Pirate
Whenever Gravey Robber deals combat damage to a player, choose one - Remove the top card of that player's library from the game; Or Remove the top card of that player's graveyard from the game. You may play the removed card as though it were in your hand, anytime you could play an instant, and without paying it's mana cost until end of turn. If you play a card in this way, you lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost. Loot is like gravy. Two tons of gravy dropped on your head will kill you just as easily as two tons of loot.
1/2
Next: Each and every day, a new scar. Each and every day, a new star.
Veteran's Garden 2WW
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, put a 1/1 white flying Spirit token into play. Each and every day, a new scar. Each and every day, a new star. "Uh-oh... um, Sensei, is it supposed to do that?"
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Failed Experiment :5mana::symu:
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact, return X creatures to target player's hand, where X is the destroyed artifact's converted mana cost.
Cycling: :symu::symu::symu: "Uh-oh... um, Sensei, is it supposed to do that?"
Next: "The fate of destruction is the joy of corndogs."
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
Corndog Festival W
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and players this turn. "The fate of destruction is the joy of corndogs."
Next: It's hard to believe something so big lives in a place that barely fits it.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
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Instant
You choose the target or targets for target spell played by an opponent
When Jedin's head erupted in a burst of flames, it was then Hawo realized he was reading the spell-casting book upside down.
Next: "The soldier rested by the lake, when he saw his reflection in the water he was baffled, the reflection was not his!!!"
Creature - Merfolk 2/2
Defender
U, Tap: Return target attacking creature to its owner's hand if its converted mana cost is less than or equal to the number of Islands you control.
"The soldier rested by the lake, when he saw his reflection in the water he was baffled, the reflection was not his!!!"
He quickly decided he wasn't hungry after all...
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
He quickly decided he wasn't hungry after all...
You made zombie...ducks?
Creature - Zombie Duck
Flying, Islandwalk.
2/1
You made zombie...ducks?
Next: Buttdance again, like the ryhtm's in your pants now! - Homestar Runner
Legendary Creature - Mutant Idiot
T: Target opponent chooses one:
That player discards a card, or ~deals 3 damage to that player and 2 to itself, or you gain 6 life. You may pay WBR to have that player choose again from the remaining options.
Buttdance again, like the ryhtm's in your pants now! - Homestar Runner
1/3
Next:
You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive. - Eminem, White Rapper
WoW is so addictive.
Enchantment
1W: Whenever you are dealt combat damage by target creature this turn, it deals that much damage to itself.
You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive. - Eminem, White Rapper
Next - Knowledge is power.
Enchantment
Whenever you draw a card, ~ deals one damage to target creature or player.
Knowledge is power.
"Trust me, he's better off this way."
Sorcery
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, that creature deals 1 damage to a creature it's owner's controls.
"Trust me, he's better off this way."
The Goblins test-pilots showed great courage testing their new invention. As well as great stupidity, seeing as how they were dumb enough to get in it.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Target Goblin gets +1/+0 and flying until end of turn. At the end of combat phase, sacrifice it and it deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player.
The Goblins test-pilots showed great courage testing their new invention. As well as great stupidity, seeing as how they were dumb enough to get in it.
Snark had eaten a lot of cheese in his lifetime, but he had never seen any that could move...until now.
Creature - Elemental
W, :symtap:: You gain life equal to ~'s toughness.
2/5
Snark had eaten a lot of cheese in his lifetime, but he had never seen any that could move...until now.
Next: Snark wouldn't relish in the fact the wasn't a hot dog who could cut the mustard, so he couldn't ketchup with the others.
Creature- Elemental
All other creatures with food in their art get +2/+2
3/3
Snark wouldn't relish in the fact the wasn't a hot dog who could cut the mustard, so he couldn't ketchup with the others
Next: No you fool, it's A button left left B button. Not A button left left Z button.
Artifact
W, sacrifice 2 permanents: Untap ~.
U, Tap: draw a card
B, Discard a card: put a 1/1 black Skeleton token into play.
R: put a copy of target creature into play with haste, then take 1 damage per copy of that creature in play.
Whenever two or more creatures are put into your graveyard from play, you may pay G. If you do, gain 2 life.
No you fool, it's A button left left B button. Not A button left left Z button.
He thought he had chosen his sword, but the sword had chosen him.
Artifact - Equipment
When ~ comes into play, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has haste and first strike.
When equipped creature leaves play, return ~ to its owner's hand.
He thought he had chosen his sword, but the sword had chosen him.
(No, there is no Equip on this one)
Next: "I think, therefore I am." - Rene Descartes
Creature - Elemental
Comes into play with 2 +1/+1 counters.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter.
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0
"I think, therefore I am." - Rene Descartes
"Tremble mortals, and despair. Doom has come to this world!"
Legendary Creature - Giant
Fear, Trample
During your upkeep sacrifice a land you control
Whenever this creature destroys a creature in play remove that creature from the game.
10/10
"Tremble mortals, and despair. Doom has come to this world!"
Next: " Actions have consequences, Repent or Die! "
Choice of Penance 2W
Instant
The controller of target attacking creature chooses: Either remove that creature from the game; or prevent all damage it would deal this turn and you gain twice that much life.
" Actions have consequences, Repent or Die! "
No one thought they'd live to see the day that their guardian awoke to defend them. They were half right.
Creature-Guardian
Defender
When Guardian comes into play, sacrifice all other creatures.
Guardian can block any number of creatures.
No one thought they'd live to see the day that their guardian awoke to defend them. They were half right.
10/10
Next:
"We are Phyrexian. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be compleated."
-Tsabo Tavoc, Phyrexian general
To this treasury filled with things of fame
Enter here and steal just one,
And Cursed will be all of your name!
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Phyrexian Dominance if you control less than seven black creatures in play, target player loses 5 life.
All black creatures get +5/-5 and Fear
"We are Phyrexian. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be compleated."
-Tsabo Tavoc, Phyrexian general
:slant:
Urgh...
Next:
"Ergh..CRAB...BATTLE..."
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
2UU
Enchantment
All Homarids gain Haste
UXX: Put X 1/1 blue Homarid creature tokens into play. At end of turn sacrifce all tokens created by March of the Homarids.
"Ergh..CRAB...BATTLE..."
Next:
"Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care what it did to the spoon, just eat it!"
Hewo wittle fishy!
Artifact
Tap: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature you control. Prevent the next 4 damage dealt to it this turn.
"Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care what it did to the spoon, just eat it!"
"Uh-oh, um Sensei, is it supposed to do that?"
Enchantment
Sacrifice ~: Choose one - Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn, or draw two cards and lose three life.
Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care what it did to the spoon; just eat it!
Loot is like gravy. Two tons of gravy dropped on your head will kill you just as easily as two tons of loot.
Creature - Zombie Pirate
Whenever Gravey Robber deals combat damage to a player, choose one - Remove the top card of that player's library from the game; Or Remove the top card of that player's graveyard from the game. You may play the removed card as though it were in your hand, anytime you could play an instant, and without paying it's mana cost until end of turn. If you play a card in this way, you lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
Loot is like gravy. Two tons of gravy dropped on your head will kill you just as easily as two tons of loot.
1/2
Next: Each and every day, a new scar. Each and every day, a new star.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, put a 1/1 white flying Spirit token into play.
Each and every day, a new scar. Each and every day, a new star.
"Uh-oh... um, Sensei, is it supposed to do that?"
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact, return X creatures to target player's hand, where X is the destroyed artifact's converted mana cost.
Cycling: :symu::symu::symu:
"Uh-oh... um, Sensei, is it supposed to do that?"
Next:
"The fate of destruction is the joy of corndogs."
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and players this turn.
"The fate of destruction is the joy of corndogs."
Next: It's hard to believe something so big lives in a place that barely fits it.