Lumbering Servitors1UB
Artifact Creature - Golem UBT: Target player draws two cards and discards one card.
Place a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control, untap ~.
1/3 More machine than man, they work tirelessly to please an unknown master.
Next: It wasn't the fall or the sudden stop that killed him. It was the fireball he became that did it.
Fall from the Heavens5RR Sorcery
Tap target creature.
~ deals 13 damage to it and another target creature. It wasn't the fall or the sudden stop that killed him. It was the fireball he became that did it.
Yes, I'm transforming your creature into a meteor. Have fun.
The man has no sense of scale!
BTW, might want to add some explicit size definitions to the image tag in your sig?
Statue of the Redeemer1
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
~ can only block creatures with a converted mana cost of 2 or less. "The man has no sense of scale!"
0/1
Next: "Meh"
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MCC February 2014 - 2nd Round (11th-20th)
MCC March 2014 - 1st Round (17th-24th)
MCC April 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC May 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC June 2014 - Judge
MCC July 2014 - Host
MCC August 2014 - 1st Round (17th-31st)
MCC August 2015 - 1st Round (21st-36th)
MCC September 2015 - 1st Round (22nd-39th)
MCC October 2015 - 1st Round (13th-20th)
CCL March 2014 - Score: 71.4/300 (18th)
CCL May 2014 - Score: 29/36 (10th)
CCL June 2014 - Score: 86/150 (10th)
CCL July 2014 - Score:36/50 (6th T)
CCL August 2015 - Score: 14 (5th T)
CCL September 2015 - Score: 3 (5th)
CCL October 2015 - Host
DCC September 2015 - Score: 30 (9th)
DCC October 2015 - Score: 46 (8th-T)
Arson1RR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Arson, tap a creature you control. At the beginning of your next end step, if that creatures is tapped, Arson deals 2 damage to it and 5 damage distributed as you choose among any number of target creatures and players. "Just do exactly what i say. Just stand right there and count to 1 backwards from 10." - Goblin Firebug
Valsu, Subjugator Supreme2UBR
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wizard
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield gains control of up two target creatures. (Indefinately) Untap those creatures and they gain haste until end of turn.
When ~ leaves the battlefield sacrifice all creatures you gained control of with ~. Bow before your Lord and Master.
3/4
Next
"So this is how I die."
Or
"It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what I think, and I think NOT.
Tyrannical Intelligence3UB
Sorcery (R)
Target player draws four cards, then discards three cards.
You may proliferate once for each nonland card discarded this
way. "They say the days of my reign are numbered. It's up
to me to make sure I can keep counting." -Liliana Vess
next: "Only under this disguise, will they finally see my true nature!"
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Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Mask of Revelation3UG Enchantment -- Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature dies, reveal the top three cards of its controller's library. You may choose a creature card from among those revealed and put it onto the battlefield under its owner's control. If you do, attach Mask of Revelation to it. Then put the rest of the revealed cards on top of their owner's library in any order. "Only under this disguise will they finally see my true nature!"
Next: "He said 'no'? How quaint. Please show him why he has no choice...slowly and painfully..."
False Freedom B
Sorcery
Choose target creature target player controls. That player chooses one - lose life equal to that creature's toughness, or sacrifice that creature. "He said 'no'? How quaint. Please show him why he has no choice...slowly and painfully..."
Next: "Time's up, let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Engage1RR
Instant
Target opponent puts thirteen 1/1 red Dragon creature tokens onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next end step, exile those tokens. "Time's up, let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"
"What a beauty! I'll gather some of its nectar." - Ellada, elvish botanist, last words.
Toxic Lotus0
Artifact
Sacrifice Toxic Lotus: Add three mana of any color to your mana pool, then you lose 3 life. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
The first creature cast with mana produced by Toxic Lotus has deathtouch.
Okay, it's been over two weeks, so to keep the thread going, I'll just respond to this and then put in a new flavor text.
Cliff Runner2RRR
Creature - Beast
Flash, Haste
Whenever Cliff Runner attacks, you may have it deal combat damage to defending player as though it isn't blocked.
3/2
Spell ChokeUU
Instant
Counter target creature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. "No"
Next "Yes, YES, YEESSSS!"
Or Days Since Last Accident - 1/2
Izzet Kaboom-Mage2RU
Creature - Human Wizard
Flash
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Izzet Kaboom-Mage deals 3 damage to target creature and 1 damage to itself.
2/2 Days since last accident - 1/2.
Burning Rubble 3RB
Enchantment
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from play, Burning Rubble deals 3 damage to that lands controller. "Appears we got here just in the nick of time" - Captain of the Pyre Scarab
Next:
To say that I'm certain...well, I'm not sure I would say that.
OR
Forget. Let it all wash away.
OR
I drank his music like a fine wine- gently, and enjoying every drop.
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"It is not your place to rule, Radiant. It may not even be mine." ~Serra, Humble
"I Come Looking for Demons and I find a plane full of Angels. I Hate Angels" -Liliana Vess, Killing Wave
"Walls? What Walls?" ~Jaya Ballard, Task Mage, Word of Blasting
"I don't have to have the perfect plan. My foe just has to have an imperfect one." -Jace Beleren, Summoner's Bane
"When your cities and trinkets crumble, only nature will remain" ~Garruk Wildspeaker, Naturalize
Eclipsing ClarityUUB
Instant
Counter target spell. Search its controller's hand, library, and graveyard for all copies of that card and exile them. Forget. Let it all wash away
Next:
"Not what I had in mind, but it'll do in case we need to blow up the city." Virith, Vedalken Researcher
Exploding Aetherbeast2UR(W/B)
Artifact Creature - Beast
Sacrifice ~: Destroy all noncreature permanents, then ~ deals 10 damage to each creature and each player.
2/8
Exterminator Swarm B
Creature - Insect
Exterminator Swarm can't block. B, Sacrifice a rat: Put two +1/+1 counters on Exterminator Swarm. "Ok, good news: I got rid of the rats. Bad news: the solution maaayyyy have escaped."
0/1
Next: "Of course I'll win! I'm strong because I'm huge! If I lose, it's because I wasn't huge enough!"
or "Good men don't need rules. Today is a bad day to find out why I have so many."
or "Men aren't ruled by greed. They are ruled by fear."
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Tyrant's DecreeWUB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature spell is played its controller must pay 1 life and you gain 1 life or counter it. "Men aren't ruled by greed. They are ruled by fear."
Next: It does not sleep, it only seeks a loving soul to claim. If it cannot, destruction's wrought, for that's the Crusher's game.
Spiketread Obliterator 6BBBBBB
Creature - Horror
Trample
Spiketread Obliterator costs 1B less for each other creature that has died this turn. It does not sleep, it only seeks a loving soul to claim. If it cannot, destruction's wrought, for that's the Crusher's game.
8/8
Next: "Of course I'll win! I'm strong because I'm huge! If I lose, it's because I wasn't huge enough!"
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
When Satan Inner Shrine enters the battlefield put a Bell counter on each creature you don't control
Whenever a creature you control is put into the graveyard from play exile it and untap Satan's Inner Shrine.
BB Target player exiles a creature with a bell Counter on it. If there are no creatures with bell counters on them in play sacrifice Satan's Inner Shrine. return to the battlefield on your side all creatures removed with Satan's Inner Shrine they have haste. loss half your life rounded down.
"I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya, Satan get ya'" -Hell's Bells, AC/DC
Next: "Its not what you know or who its what you do"
Lumbering Servitors1UB
Artifact Creature - Golem
UBT: Target player draws two cards and discards one card.
Place a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control, untap ~.
1/3
More machine than man, they work tirelessly to please an unknown master.
Next: It wasn't the fall or the sudden stop that killed him. It was the fireball he became that did it.
Sorcery
Tap target creature.
~ deals 13 damage to it and another target creature.
It wasn't the fall or the sudden stop that killed him. It was the fireball he became that did it.
Yes, I'm transforming your creature into a meteor. Have fun.
The man has no sense of scale!
BTW, might want to add some explicit size definitions to the image tag in your sig?
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender
~ can only block creatures with a converted mana cost of 2 or less.
"The man has no sense of scale!"
0/1
Next: "Meh"
MCC March 2014 - 1st Round (17th-24th)
MCC April 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC May 2014 - 1st Round (17th-32nd)
MCC June 2014 - Judge
MCC July 2014 - Host
MCC August 2014 - 1st Round (17th-31st)
MCC August 2015 - 1st Round (21st-36th)
MCC September 2015 - 1st Round (22nd-39th)
MCC October 2015 - 1st Round (13th-20th)
CCL May 2014 - Score: 29/36 (10th)
CCL June 2014 - Score: 86/150 (10th)
CCL July 2014 - Score:36/50 (6th T)
CCL August 2015 - Score: 14 (5th T)
CCL September 2015 - Score: 3 (5th)
CCL October 2015 - Host
DCC October 2015 - Score: 46 (8th-T)
Enchantment
All creatures in players hands, library, graveyard and on the battlefield are 0/1 Slugs and loss all ability's.
Any Player may Exile a slug they control from the battlefield to scry 1.
"Meh"
Next: "Just do exactly what i say. Just stand right there and count to 1 backwards from 10." - Goblin Firebug
Im an active trader on MOTL my handle there is Vito
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Arson, tap a creature you control. At the beginning of your next end step, if that creatures is tapped, Arson deals 2 damage to it and 5 damage distributed as you choose among any number of target creatures and players.
"Just do exactly what i say. Just stand right there and count to 1 backwards from 10." - Goblin Firebug
Next:Bow before your Lord and Master!
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wizard
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield gains control of up two target creatures. (Indefinately) Untap those creatures and they gain haste until end of turn.
When ~ leaves the battlefield sacrifice all creatures you gained control of with ~.
Bow before your Lord and Master.
3/4
Next
"So this is how I die."
Or
"It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what I think, and I think NOT.
Instant
Split second
Exile target spell.
"It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what I think, and I think NOT."
Next:
"Some call it a sin against nature. I'd prefer to think of it as giving evolution a polite nudge."
Sorcery (R)
Target player draws four cards, then discards three cards.
You may proliferate once for each nonland card discarded this
way.
"They say the days of my reign are numbered. It's up
to me to make sure I can keep counting." -Liliana Vess
next: "Only under this disguise, will they finally see my true nature!"
Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Enchantment -- Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature dies, reveal the top three cards of its controller's library. You may choose a creature card from among those revealed and put it onto the battlefield under its owner's control. If you do, attach Mask of Revelation to it. Then put the rest of the revealed cards on top of their owner's library in any order.
"Only under this disguise will they finally see my true nature!"
Next: "He said 'no'? How quaint. Please show him why he has no choice...slowly and painfully..."
Sorcery
Choose target creature target player controls. That player chooses one - lose life equal to that creature's toughness, or sacrifice that creature.
"He said 'no'? How quaint. Please show him why he has no choice...slowly and painfully..."
Next: "Time's up, let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"
Instant
Target opponent puts thirteen 1/1 red Dragon creature tokens onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next end step, exile those tokens.
"Time's up, let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"
"What a beauty! I'll gather some of its nectar." - Ellada, elvish botanist, last words.
Artifact
Sacrifice Toxic Lotus: Add three mana of any color to your mana pool, then you lose 3 life. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
The first creature cast with mana produced by Toxic Lotus has deathtouch.
Cliff Runner 2RRR
Creature - Beast
Flash, Haste
Whenever Cliff Runner attacks, you may have it deal combat damage to defending player as though it isn't blocked.
3/2
Next: "No."
Instant
Counter target creature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
"No"
Next
"Yes, YES, YEESSSS!"
Or
Days Since Last Accident - 1/2
Creature - Human Wizard
Flash
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Izzet Kaboom-Mage deals 3 damage to target creature and 1 damage to itself.
2/2
Days since last accident - 1/2.
Next: Yes, YES, YESSSSSS!!!
Sorcery
Untap all lands you control.
Storm
Yes, YES, YESSSS!
Next: "Appears we got here just in the nick of time." - Captain of the Pyre Scarab
Enchantment
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from play, Burning Rubble deals 3 damage to that lands controller.
"Appears we got here just in the nick of time" - Captain of the Pyre Scarab
Next:
To say that I'm certain...well, I'm not sure I would say that.
OR
Forget. Let it all wash away.
OR
I drank his music like a fine wine- gently, and enjoying every drop.
"It is not your place to rule, Radiant. It may not even be mine." ~Serra, Humble
"I Come Looking for Demons and I find a plane full of Angels. I Hate Angels" -Liliana Vess, Killing Wave
"Walls? What Walls?" ~Jaya Ballard, Task Mage, Word of Blasting
"I don't have to have the perfect plan. My foe just has to have an imperfect one." -Jace Beleren, Summoner's Bane
"When your cities and trinkets crumble, only nature will remain" ~Garruk Wildspeaker, Naturalize
Instant
Counter target spell. Search its controller's hand, library, and graveyard for all copies of that card and exile them.
Forget. Let it all wash away
Next:
"Not what I had in mind, but it'll do in case we need to blow up the city." Virith, Vedalken Researcher
Artifact Creature - Beast
Sacrifice ~: Destroy all noncreature permanents, then ~ deals 10 damage to each creature and each player.
2/8
Next: I really hope not. Oh no. NO. NOOOOO!!!!
Instant
Exile target permanent that was regenerated this turn.
I really hope not. Oh no. NO. NOOOOO!!!!
Next
"Ok, good news: I got rid of the rats. Bad news: the solution maaayyyy have escaped."
Or
"Haha, good one, now die."
Creature - Insect
Exterminator Swarm can't block.
B, Sacrifice a rat: Put two +1/+1 counters on Exterminator Swarm.
"Ok, good news: I got rid of the rats. Bad news: the solution maaayyyy have escaped."
0/1
Next:
"Of course I'll win! I'm strong because I'm huge! If I lose, it's because I wasn't huge enough!"
or
"Good men don't need rules. Today is a bad day to find out why I have so many."
or
"Men aren't ruled by greed. They are ruled by fear."
Enchantment
Whenever a creature spell is played its controller must pay 1 life and you gain 1 life or counter it.
"Men aren't ruled by greed. They are ruled by fear."
Next:
It does not sleep, it only seeks a loving soul to claim. If it cannot, destruction's wrought, for that's the Crusher's game.
Creature - Horror
Trample
Spiketread Obliterator costs 1B less for each other creature that has died this turn.
It does not sleep, it only seeks a loving soul to claim. If it cannot, destruction's wrought, for that's the Crusher's game.
8/8
Next: "Of course I'll win! I'm strong because I'm huge! If I lose, it's because I wasn't huge enough!"
Legendary Land
When Satan Inner Shrine enters the battlefield put a Bell counter on each creature you don't control
Whenever a creature you control is put into the graveyard from play exile it and untap Satan's Inner Shrine.
BB Target player exiles a creature with a bell Counter on it. If there are no creatures with bell counters on them in play sacrifice Satan's Inner Shrine. return to the battlefield on your side all creatures removed with Satan's Inner Shrine they have haste. loss half your life rounded down.
"I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya, Satan get ya'" -Hell's Bells, AC/DC
Next: "Its not what you know or who its what you do"
Im an active trader on MOTL my handle there is Vito