Preacher of the False God2B
Creature - Human Advisor
Intimidate
:symtap:: Target creature loses all abilities until the end of turn. Transcendence is merely another funny way of selling lies to the peasant.
2/1
NEXT: Fair is foul, and foul is fair,
Hover through the fog and filthy air. - Shakespeare
Sked the Terminator2BR
Creature - Zombie Goblin Assassin
Haste BR, Sacrifice Sked the Terminator: Destroy target creature. Use this ability only if Sked is attacking. BR, Sacrifice a creature: Return Sked the Terminator to its owner's hand.
1/1 Now Sked is dead......'but I'll be back' he said."
-Gravestone inscription
Next: The rising sun brought hope to the troops, now the battle was going to be on our own terms.
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Dawnmage Elder1(R/W)(R/W)
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you play a Red Spell, you may pay 2, if you do, ~ deals 2 damage to target creature.
Whenever you play a White Spell, you may pay 2, if you do, exile target Artifact. For centuries, the blazing sun has scorched the landscape of Alluminos, breaking down everyone but the dawnmages, who, in secrecy have mastered its cruel ways
2/2
Next: "The sky's parted as the beast descended, as others fled in terror, I stood and watched, knowing running was pointless," - entry from the journal of Tal'zutar
Conqueror's Right1(W/B)(W/B)
Instant
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Then choose one - That player loses life equal to it's power, or gain life equal to it's toughness.
Next: "I apologize, but that spell is simply absurd."
Mogg Outhouse :symb::symb:
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, it's controller loses 1 life.
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for a non-mana ability, it's controller sacrifice ~. Goblins come, goblins go, but the stink lasts forever.
"There's going to be some... momentary discomfort."
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Ravaged Homeland3RRR
Sorcery
In addition to casting, sacrifice any number of lands.
Ravaged Homeland deals X damage to all creatures your opponent controls, X being twice the number of lands sacrificed. When the Sarpadian Dwarves finally made their return, they found their homes destroyed by Horrible Hordes. Obiviosly this didn't make them very happy.
- Sarpadian Empires, Volum XIII
Next: And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
'Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died
Kithkin Defense :2mana::symwu::symwu:
Instant
Copy target spell, you may chose new targets for that copy. If the target spell does damage to as player, it deals double damage instead. The Pirates are coming, quick enlight the mirror array!
Next: You gotta snatch and sneak or else your future's bleak
Knifesnatcher 1(U/R)(U/R)
Creature-Goblin Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield, unattach target equipment from target creature and gain control of it for as long as ~ remains in play.
3/1
Next: The dragon went out hunting. Grogge went out hunting. Guess what happened when they met.
Inoppurtune Meet-n-Greet
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights another target creature you don't control.
Any player may sacrifice a land to counter this spell. The dragon went out hunting. Grogge went out hunting. Guess what happened when they met.
Skum's to-do list: 1. Think of something to put on the list. 2.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Mind wipe XUUUU
Target player skips thier next X draw phase.
Next
All the better to eat you with my dear.
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“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Hungry Glutton- 1(R/G)
Creature- Human Werewolf
If this creatures deals combat damage to a player, transfrom it.
1/1 I'm so hungry, I could go insane!!!
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Unquenched Beast (G)
Creature- Werewolf
Trample RG: Destroy target human. You gain life equal to it's power.
3/3 All the better to eat you with my dear.
Next: Tis a fool not to learn basic swordmanship. Tis the dead to not display it. Tis you for not doing either...
Inadequate Defense - :1mana::symb: Instant
Destroy target creature whose power is greater than or equal to its toughness. Tis a fool not to learn basic swordmanship. Tis the dead to not display it. Tis you for not doing either...
Next: How does trees work?
(The improper English is not a typo. It's on purpose ;D)
Time of Need 5RRR
Instant
Put into play a 7/7 red dragon creature token with flying and trample onto the battlefield.
Fateful Hour- If you have 5 or less life ~ only costs RRR Thaldur looked grimly over the battle raging below from his perch in the tower. There was no doubt about it; it was time to unleash...the dragow
Next:
He took a puff exhaling a cloud of smoke around the room like a thick fog.
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“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Time of Need 5RRR
Instant
Put into play a 7/7 red dragon creature token with flying and trample onto the battlefield.
Fateful Hour- If you have 5 or less life ~ only costs RRR Thaldur looked grimly over the battle raging below from his perch in the tower. There was no doubt about it; it was time to unleash...the dragow
Next:
He took a puff exhaling a cloud of smoke around the room like a thick fog.
Definitely want to do a Gandalf card here, but I'll refrain.
Wizard's Pipe 3
Artifact- Equipment
Equipped creature has "t: Put a smoke ring counter on ~. Remove all counters from ~: Remove target creature with CMC X or less where X is the number of smoke ring counters removed from ~. Return exiled creature to play at the next end step."
Equip 3
Next: When giants loom on the horizon, everyone runs.
Trick Fate1R
Enchantment
Put a fate counter on Trick Fate: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn, then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Trick Fate and it deals 5 damage to you. Luck... Runs... Ouuut...!
Next: "Yet after everything that happened, it was Squee that saved the whole of Dominaria" --Squee's Declaration to Mercadia
Squee's Jubilation - :3mana::symr: Instant
Return up to three creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. "Yet after everything that happened, it was Squee that saved the whole of Dominaria" -- Squee's Declaration to Mercadia
Next: One of shadow, one of light, one of lore, and one of night.
Dauthi Angelic Betrayer :3mana::symb::symw:
Legendary Angel
Shadow Protection from Black and White spells your opponent controls.
When Dauthi Angelic Betrayer attacks target attacking creatures gains All creatures able to block target creature must do so One of shadow, one of light, one of lore, and one of night.
3/3
Next: "Next time we need a extra man don't call the Fanatic." -- Goblin Bowling Team (2nd place)
haha i look forward to seeing this card
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Im an active trader on MOTL my handle there is Vito
Mogg Champion cannot attack and is indestructible.
Mogg Champion comes into play with a +1/+1 counter for each creature under your opponents control. Add a +1/+1 whenever a creature comes under your opponent's control.
R, remove a +1/+1 counter from Mogg Champion: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Goblin you control.
"Next time we need an extra man, don't call the Fanatic." -- Goblin Bowling Team (2nd Place)
1/1
Next:
"I drew the line in the sand. Not only did you cross it Urza, but you show no remorse for your actions." -- Mishra
Creature - Human Advisor
Intimidate
:symtap:: Target creature loses all abilities until the end of turn.
Transcendence is merely another funny way of selling lies to the peasant.
2/1
NEXT:
Fair is foul, and foul is fair,
Hover through the fog and filthy air. - Shakespeare
Creature-Elemental
Flash
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
2/2
Next: "Now Sked is dead......'but I'll be back' he said."
-Gravestone inscription
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Creature - Zombie Goblin Assassin
Haste
BR, Sacrifice Sked the Terminator: Destroy target creature. Use this ability only if Sked is attacking.
BR, Sacrifice a creature: Return Sked the Terminator to its owner's hand.
1/1
Now Sked is dead......'but I'll be back' he said."
-Gravestone inscription
Next: The rising sun brought hope to the troops, now the battle was going to be on our own terms.
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you play a Red Spell, you may pay 2, if you do, ~ deals 2 damage to target creature.
Whenever you play a White Spell, you may pay 2, if you do, exile target Artifact.
For centuries, the blazing sun has scorched the landscape of Alluminos, breaking down everyone but the dawnmages, who, in secrecy have mastered its cruel ways
2/2
Next: "The sky's parted as the beast descended, as others fled in terror, I stood and watched, knowing running was pointless," - entry from the journal of Tal'zutar
Artist: //gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&artist=[%22Daniel%20Ljunggren%22">"]Daniel Ljunggren
Creature-Drake
Flying, trample, haste
4/4
Next: "There is a new age approaching, a golden age. I'm sorry to say you will never live to see it.
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Instant
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Then choose one - That player loses life equal to it's power, or gain life equal to it's toughness.
Next: "I apologize, but that spell is simply absurd."
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Counter target spell with a converted mana cost of 6 or more.
"I apologize, but that spell is simply absurd."
Next: Goblins come, goblins go, but the stink lasts forever.
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, it's controller loses 1 life.
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for a non-mana ability, it's controller sacrifice ~.
Goblins come, goblins go, but the stink lasts forever.
"There's going to be some... momentary discomfort."
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature-Shade Wizard
B: ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
B: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
1/1
Next: Fortunatley for Gronkk, he knew karate.
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Sorcery
In addition to casting, sacrifice any number of lands.
Ravaged Homeland deals X damage to all creatures your opponent controls, X being twice the number of lands sacrificed.
When the Sarpadian Dwarves finally made their return, they found their homes destroyed by Horrible Hordes. Obiviosly this didn't make them very happy.
- Sarpadian Empires, Volum XIII
Next: And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
'Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died
The Anabyn
Stay Hungry My Friends....
Legendary Creature-Human Berserker
Haste, first strike
~'s power is equal to the number of berserkers you control.
*/3
Next: "Hmmph. I was hoping for a challenge. But thank you for bringing me some guinea pigs."
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Instant
Copy target spell, you may chose new targets for that copy. If the target spell does damage to as player, it deals double damage instead.
The Pirates are coming, quick enlight the mirror array!
Next: You gotta snatch and sneak or else your future's bleak
Creature-Goblin Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield, unattach target equipment from target creature and gain control of it for as long as ~ remains in play.
3/1
Next: The dragon went out hunting. Grogge went out hunting. Guess what happened when they met.
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights another target creature you don't control.
Any player may sacrifice a land to counter this spell.
The dragon went out hunting. Grogge went out hunting. Guess what happened when they met.
Skum's to-do list:
1. Think of something to put on the list.
2.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Target player skips thier next X draw phase.
Next
All the better to eat you with my dear.
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Creature- Human Werewolf
If this creatures deals combat damage to a player, transfrom it.
1/1
I'm so hungry, I could go insane!!!
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Unquenched Beast (G)
Creature- Werewolf
Trample
RG: Destroy target human. You gain life equal to it's power.
3/3
All the better to eat you with my dear.
Next: Tis a fool not to learn basic swordmanship. Tis the dead to not display it. Tis you for not doing either...
Die Fools!!!
Looking for a Pokemon RP:
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Indulge your inner trainer today....
Instant
Destroy target creature whose power is greater than or equal to its toughness.
Tis a fool not to learn basic swordmanship. Tis the dead to not display it. Tis you for not doing either...
Next:
How does trees work?
(The improper English is not a typo. It's on purpose ;D)
Modern: :symu::symr: - Storm
EDH: :symu::symb: - Wrexial, the Risen Deep
EDH:
Creature-Goblin
As an additional cost to ~, ask a dumb question.
2/1
Next:Thaldur looked grimly over the battle raging below from his perch in the tower. There was no doubt about it; it was time to unleash...the dragow.
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Instant
Put into play a 7/7 red dragon creature token with flying and trample onto the battlefield.
Fateful Hour- If you have 5 or less life ~ only costs RRR
Thaldur looked grimly over the battle raging below from his perch in the tower. There was no doubt about it; it was time to unleash...the dragow
Next:
He took a puff exhaling a cloud of smoke around the room like a thick fog.
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Definitely want to do a Gandalf card here, but I'll refrain.
Wizard's Pipe 3
Artifact- Equipment
Equipped creature has "t: Put a smoke ring counter on ~. Remove all counters from ~: Remove target creature with CMC X or less where X is the number of smoke ring counters removed from ~. Return exiled creature to play at the next end step."
Equip 3
Next: When giants loom on the horizon, everyone runs.
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Enchantment
Put a fate counter on Trick Fate: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn, then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Trick Fate and it deals 5 damage to you.
Luck... Runs... Ouuut...!
Next: "Yet after everything that happened, it was Squee that saved the whole of Dominaria" --Squee's Declaration to Mercadia
Instant
Return up to three creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
"Yet after everything that happened, it was Squee that saved the whole of Dominaria" -- Squee's Declaration to Mercadia
Next: One of shadow, one of light, one of lore, and one of night.
Modern: :symu::symr: - Storm
EDH: :symu::symb: - Wrexial, the Risen Deep
EDH:
Legendary Angel
Shadow Protection from Black and White spells your opponent controls.
When Dauthi Angelic Betrayer attacks target attacking creatures gains All creatures able to block target creature must do so
One of shadow, one of light, one of lore, and one of night.
3/3
Next: "Next time we need a extra man don't call the Fanatic." -- Goblin Bowling Team (2nd place)
haha i look forward to seeing this card
Im an active trader on MOTL my handle there is Vito
Creature - Goblin
Mogg Champion cannot attack and is indestructible.
Mogg Champion comes into play with a +1/+1 counter for each creature under your opponents control. Add a +1/+1 whenever a creature comes under your opponent's control.
R, remove a +1/+1 counter from Mogg Champion: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Goblin you control.
"Next time we need an extra man, don't call the Fanatic." -- Goblin Bowling Team (2nd Place)
1/1
Next:
"I drew the line in the sand. Not only did you cross it Urza, but you show no remorse for your actions." -- Mishra
Enchantment {U}
During each player's upkeep he/she must sacrifice a permanent if he/she controls at least one white permanent or a basic plains.
"It's simple, we kill God."
Next:
"All before him were slain; but the victory was bitter-sweet at best."