FrostbiteUR
Instant
Tap target creature, if that target creature was already tapped, deal 3 damage to the target creature. A dish best served cold, unless you prefer things to melt.
Pauper's Coronation 2W
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature token
Enchanted creature and all other creatures that share a creature type with it get +1/+1. "All hail the King!"
Next: “Killing is an admission of weakness, but weakness is relative.”
Reality Purger3U creature- wizard
when ~ deals damage to a creature, exile it. return it to it's owners control at end of turn with a Purge counter on it.
Creatures with purge counters are 1/1 And all you think you are, everything you want to be, is only happening in your reality.
2/3
Conjured Downpour3U
Sorcery
Until end of turn, lands produce an additional U when tapped. "Really Jaya? Fight fire with fire? I use water, personally."
next: "when the only thing money can't buy is love, these guys are here to help."
Amorous Cherubs :2mana::symw:
Creature- Angel
Flying
:symw:, :symtap:: Prevent all damage target creature would deal to another creature. If those creatures share a race type, gain 2 life. (Race type is typically the first 'creature type' printed on a card. Goblin, Elf, Merfolk, etc are race types.) "when the only thing money can't buy is love, these guys are here to help."
2/2
"Big explosions and lots of fire. Is there any problem these two things can't deal with?" -Jaya Ballard, Taskmage
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enormous Implosion3RR
Sorcery (R)
Reveal the top 13 cards of your library. Enormous Implosion
deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the
number of nonland cards revealed this way. Put the revealed
cards into your graveyard. "Big explosions and lots of fire. Is there any problem these two things can't deal with?" -Jaya Ballard, Taskmage
NEXT: "Take everything not nailed down, and throw it at them! ...Whoa, wait..." -Orc Warmaster
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Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Orc Barrage 1RR
Instant
Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, orc Barrage deals 6 damage to target creature or player. "Take everything not nailed down, and throw it at them! ...Whoa, wait..." -Orc Warmaster
Next: Beware of Bird - sign at entrance to Talfaar Pass
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Talfaar Nestguard3RR
Creature - Bird
Flying
When Talfaar Nestguard enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature where X is the number of birds you control. Beware of Bird - sign at entrance to Talfaar Pass[/QUOTE]
3/4
Next: Ghran briefly wondered if there was more to life than smashing. Only briefly though.
Rigorous Bashing :symr::symr:
Instant
Multikicker- :symr:, tap an untapped non-token creature you control.
Choose one- destroy target artifact; or ~ deals 3 damage to target creature. Repeat this process for each time it was kicked. Ghran briefly wondered if there was more to life than smashing. Only briefly though.
Legends of Moggrathka of Azirine spread wide and far, a single warrior had devastated the lizardman armies of Lerk'petynm in one night. The slaves, freed as their masters were slain, remember the lone warrior screaming "Get out of my way! The damn monkey stole my pants!"
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Moggrathka, Thiefbane
:symr::symb::2mana:
Flash
When Moggrathka enters the battlefield, destroy target equipped creature.
Morbid- Put 3 +1/+1 counters on Moggrathka. Activate this ability only if a creature did this turn. Legends of Moggrathka of Azirine spread wide and far, a single warrior had devastated the lizardman armies of Lerk'petynm in one night. The slaves, freed as their masters were slain, remember the lone warrior screaming "Get out of my way! The damn monkey stole my pants!"
Next Throw it in the furnace. The dragon requires better!
-Tezzeret, the Seeker
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I am racky54 on Cockatrice and I'm almost always up for a match
Kitten Familiar UW
Creature-- Cat
If ~ would be targeted by a spell or ability, copy it, then counter the original spell or ability. you may choose new targets for the copy. Throw it in the furnace. The dragon requires better!
-Tezzeret, the Seeker
1/2
next: "He's always one step ahead of me! but this time i've got him!!"
Fiery Drought3RR
Enchantment
Red creatures get +1/+0 and have haste.
Nonred creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
At the beginning of your upkeep, ~ deals 1 damage to each nonred creature. "Imagine a world without water. All the fun we could have" - Jaya Ballard
Next: "The best creation I ever made - is myself."
Geist Procession3W
Creature - Spirit
Basic Landwalk
Humans you control gain Undying. Human hearts in their chests, human souls in their pockets, so do the eternal ones walk the earth.
2/2
Next:The love of one can outlast the hate of many.
Martyr's Gift :1mana::symw:
Instant
In addition to casting this, sacrifice a creature.
All creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn. The love of one can outlast the hate of many.
Next:You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind
Final Freedom :3mana::symW:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped. It gains Spirit in addition to its other types and flying in addition to its other abilities.
[I]You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind[/I]
[i]"If you ever again show you face here, you will die" - Iosen Archesson, Village Elder
Unjust Reward :symw::symw::symb::symb:
Instant
Exile target creature, that creatures controller loses life equal to it's power Ah, ungratefulness... The price that all good-doers must pay.
- Jonner, Hell's Caretaker
Next: Be like me? Believe me, I'm one happy fellow. Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievably long hours and then you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
-Damien Markov
Learn the Hard Way3BB
Instant
Deal damage equal to the amount of damange you have taken this turn to each creature on the battlefield. Be like me? Believe me, I'm one happy fellow. Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievably long hours and then you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
-Damien Markov
Next: It's a prison not a palace. Now, stop crying or I'll pluck your eyes from your skull.
- Geithol, Striore Prison Warden
Forced Luxury 1BW
enchantment--aura curse
enchant player
enchanted player skips his or her draw step. During enchanted player's upkeep, that player reveals the top card of his or her library. If its a land, he or she puts it into play. Otherwise, that player casts it without paying its mana cost
It's a prison not a palace. Now, stop crying or I'll pluck your eyes from your skull
Rube Goldbergean Failure U
Instant
Counter two target artifact spells.
Cycling 2 I'm sorry.... Too many... Couldn't hit the lever.
Not OP or even terribly useful because you'll never be able to play it if your opponent doesn't have teferi or vedalken orrery.
Next: "Nice aim."
"Aim?"
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Lucky Shot1R
Instant
Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls, then flip a coin. On a heads, Lucky Shot deals 5 damage to the creature controlled by an opponent. On a tails, Lucky Shot deals 5 damage to the creature you control. "Nice aim." "Aim?"
Not terribly OP since this requires both targets to cast the spell instead of as part of the result of the flip.
Meandering Hermit3UG
Creature - Human Druid
When Meandering Hermit enters the battlefield discard your hand.
When Meandering Hermit dies, target opponent discards their hand. Put a 3/3 beast token into play under your control for each card discarded this way.
"I pray for you sanity, for mine is all but gone."
1/3
NEXT:If it's dreams you desire you've come to the right place.
Full Moons Harp2UU
Legendary Artifact {R}
At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, you may put a muse counter on target creature and tap it. Creatures with Muse counters on them don't untap during their controllers untap step. 4: Remove Muse Counter from target creature, any player may use this ability. If it's dreams you desire you've come to the right place.
Next: "The Tools, the furniture, even the bricks in the wall seemed to come alive and attack" - Unknown
Or add a name instead of Unknown.
Genius Loci 4GG
Enchantment
Whenever you are attacked, target land you control becomes a 5/5 green land creature with defender. "The Tools, the furniture, even the bricks in the wall seemed to come alive and attack" - Unknown
Next: "Killin' got us into this mess, killin's gonna get us out of it!"
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
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Instant
Tap target creature, if that target creature was already tapped, deal 3 damage to the target creature.
A dish best served cold, unless you prefer things to melt.
Next:
Tomorrow never comes
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep: U
No new permanents may enter play as long as Time Loop remains in play.
Tomorrow never comes
Next:
"All hail the King!"
You cannot outrun the beast within.
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature token
Enchanted creature and all other creatures that share a creature type with it get +1/+1.
"All hail the King!"
Next: “Killing is an admission of weakness, but weakness is relative.”
creature- wizard
when ~ deals damage to a creature, exile it. return it to it's owners control at end of turn with a Purge counter on it.
Creatures with purge counters are 1/1
And all you think you are, everything you want to be, is only happening in your reality.
2/3
next: "This place is different. and so am i."
EDH
UG Prime Speaker Zegana GU
URW Walk the Path WRU
WB Pay the Ferryman BW
GG Bear Force One GG
BR The Punisher RB
UB Yo ho, Yo ho BU
RG SMASH!! GR
RR Krenko RR
WW Kemba WW
Non-EDH
GU Buddy System (Multiplayer politics)UG
UBEv'ry Day You're Shufflin' BU
Sorcery
Until end of turn, lands produce an additional U when tapped.
"Really Jaya? Fight fire with fire? I use water, personally."
next: "when the only thing money can't buy is love, these guys are here to help."
EDH
UG Prime Speaker Zegana GU
URW Walk the Path WRU
WB Pay the Ferryman BW
GG Bear Force One GG
BR The Punisher RB
UB Yo ho, Yo ho BU
RG SMASH!! GR
RR Krenko RR
WW Kemba WW
Non-EDH
GU Buddy System (Multiplayer politics)UG
UBEv'ry Day You're Shufflin' BU
Creature- Angel
Flying
:symw:, :symtap:: Prevent all damage target creature would deal to another creature. If those creatures share a race type, gain 2 life. (Race type is typically the first 'creature type' printed on a card. Goblin, Elf, Merfolk, etc are race types.)
"when the only thing money can't buy is love, these guys are here to help."
2/2
"Big explosions and lots of fire. Is there any problem these two things can't deal with?" -Jaya Ballard, Taskmage
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery (R)
Reveal the top 13 cards of your library. Enormous Implosion
deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the
number of nonland cards revealed this way. Put the revealed
cards into your graveyard.
"Big explosions and lots of fire. Is there any problem these
two things can't deal with?" -Jaya Ballard, Taskmage
NEXT: "Take everything not nailed down, and throw it at them! ...Whoa, wait..." -Orc Warmaster
Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Instant
Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, orc Barrage deals 6 damage to target creature or player.
"Take everything not nailed down, and throw it at them! ...Whoa, wait..." -Orc Warmaster
Next: Beware of Bird - sign at entrance to Talfaar Pass
Creature - Bird
Flying
When Talfaar Nestguard enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature where X is the number of birds you control.
Beware of Bird - sign at entrance to Talfaar Pass[/QUOTE]
3/4
Next: Ghran briefly wondered if there was more to life than smashing. Only briefly though.
Instant
Multikicker- :symr:, tap an untapped non-token creature you control.
Choose one- destroy target artifact; or ~ deals 3 damage to target creature. Repeat this process for each time it was kicked.
Ghran briefly wondered if there was more to life than smashing. Only briefly though.
Legends of Moggrathka of Azirine spread wide and far, a single warrior had devastated the lizardman armies of Lerk'petynm in one night. The slaves, freed as their masters were slain, remember the lone warrior screaming "Get out of my way! The damn monkey stole my pants!"
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
:symr::symb::2mana:
Flash
When Moggrathka enters the battlefield, destroy target equipped creature.
Morbid-
Legends of Moggrathka of Azirine spread wide and far, a single warrior had devastated the lizardman armies of Lerk'petynm in one night. The slaves, freed as their masters were slain, remember the lone warrior screaming "Get out of my way! The damn monkey stole my pants!"
Next
Throw it in the furnace. The dragon requires better!
-Tezzeret, the Seeker
Creature-- Cat
If ~ would be targeted by a spell or ability, copy it, then counter the original spell or ability. you may choose new targets for the copy.
Throw it in the furnace. The dragon requires better!
-Tezzeret, the Seeker
1/2
next: "He's always one step ahead of me! but this time i've got him!!"
EDH
UG Prime Speaker Zegana GU
URW Walk the Path WRU
WB Pay the Ferryman BW
GG Bear Force One GG
BR The Punisher RB
UB Yo ho, Yo ho BU
RG SMASH!! GR
RR Krenko RR
WW Kemba WW
Non-EDH
GU Buddy System (Multiplayer politics)UG
UBEv'ry Day You're Shufflin' BU
Enchantment
Red creatures get +1/+0 and have haste.
Nonred creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
At the beginning of your upkeep, ~ deals 1 damage to each nonred creature.
"Imagine a world without water. All the fun we could have" - Jaya Ballard
Next: "The best creation I ever made - is myself."
Creature - Spirit
Basic Landwalk
Humans you control gain Undying.
Human hearts in their chests, human souls in their pockets, so do the eternal ones walk the earth.
2/2
Next: The love of one can outlast the hate of many.
Instant
In addition to casting this, sacrifice a creature.
All creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn.
The love of one can outlast the hate of many.
Next:You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind
The Anabyn
Stay Hungry My Friends....
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped. It gains Spirit in addition to its other types and flying in addition to its other abilities.
[I]You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind[/I]
[i]"If you ever again show you face here, you will die" - Iosen Archesson, Village Elder
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Instant
Exile target creature, that creatures controller loses life equal to it's power
Ah, ungratefulness... The price that all good-doers must pay.
- Jonner, Hell's Caretaker
Next: Be like me? Believe me, I'm one happy fellow. Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievably long hours and then you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
-Damien Markov
The Anabyn
Stay Hungry My Friends....
Instant
Deal damage equal to the amount of damange you have taken this turn to each creature on the battlefield.
Be like me? Believe me, I'm one happy fellow. Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievably long hours and then you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
-Damien Markov
Next: It's a prison not a palace. Now, stop crying or I'll pluck your eyes from your skull.
- Geithol, Striore Prison Warden
enchantment--aura curse
enchant player
enchanted player skips his or her draw step. During enchanted player's upkeep, that player reveals the top card of his or her library. If its a land, he or she puts it into play. Otherwise, that player casts it without paying its mana cost
It's a prison not a palace. Now, stop crying or I'll pluck your eyes from your skull
next: now thats definitely a 3rd degree burn
Instant
Counter two target artifact spells.
Cycling 2
I'm sorry.... Too many... Couldn't hit the lever.
Not OP or even terribly useful because you'll never be able to play it if your opponent doesn't have teferi or vedalken orrery.
Next:
"Nice aim."
"Aim?"
Instant
Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls, then flip a coin. On a heads, Lucky Shot deals 5 damage to the creature controlled by an opponent. On a tails, Lucky Shot deals 5 damage to the creature you control.
"Nice aim." "Aim?"
Not terribly OP since this requires both targets to cast the spell instead of as part of the result of the flip.
Next: "Snap, crackle, pop!"
Creature - Goblin Soldier [R]
1R, Sacrifice an artifact: Goblin Grenade Master deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
2/3
"Snap, crackle, pop!"
Next: "I pray for you sanity, for mine is all but gone."
Creature - Human Druid
When Meandering Hermit enters the battlefield discard your hand.
When Meandering Hermit dies, target opponent discards their hand. Put a 3/3 beast token into play under your control for each card discarded this way.
"I pray for you sanity, for mine is all but gone."
1/3
NEXT: If it's dreams you desire you've come to the right place.
Legendary Artifact {R}
At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, you may put a muse counter on target creature and tap it. Creatures with Muse counters on them don't untap during their controllers untap step.
4: Remove Muse Counter from target creature, any player may use this ability.
If it's dreams you desire you've come to the right place.
Next: "The Tools, the furniture, even the bricks in the wall seemed to come alive and attack" - Unknown
Or add a name instead of Unknown.
Artist: //gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&artist=[%22Daniel%20Ljunggren%22">"]Daniel Ljunggren
Enchantment
Whenever you are attacked, target land you control becomes a 5/5 green land creature with defender.
"The Tools, the furniture, even the bricks in the wall seemed to come alive and attack" - Unknown
Next: "Killin' got us into this mess, killin's gonna get us out of it!"