When you cast Goatfarmer Boggart any player may pay :1mana:,
if they do target creature becomes a goat in addition to it's other creature types
until end of turn.
When Goatfarmer Boggart enters the battlefield target opponent
gains control of a goat you control.
1/1
"Have you seen my goat?"
"Please, no, I insist... This invisible goat potion?? Ah. Well. In that case... Wise choice. Wise choice indeed."
Hopeless Debtor1:symbw::symbw:
Creature-Spirit
Flying, Haste
At any time you may remove Hopeless Deptor from the game.
If Hopeless Debtor would be sent to the graveyard from anywhere instead return it to play. You lose 1 life. 1/1 Don't mourn for me. It doesn't work.
Terror Firma5BRG
Creature - Elemental Horror
Intimidate
Whenever Terror Firma deals combat damage to a player, choose one - each player discards three cards, each player sacrifices three lands; or each player sacrifices each creature with flying he or she controls. The world shudders with its every breath.
6/6
Goblin Diplomats 1R
Creature - Goblin Advisor
Whenever Goblin Diplomats deals combat damage to a player, destroy a random noncreature permanent they control.
1/1 "If they are the Envoys of Peace, who the HELL are they then?"- Lightningfist Battlebeard
Screaming ChildrenRGW
Creature-Human Child
All creatures that share a color with Screaming Children get -1/-1 1/1 "Will those two ever stop that?"
"I don't know. They seem to have been at this since forever."
Next: Worse than a mosquito bite, better than decapitation.
Blunt Trauma :1mana::symr::symb:
Sorcery
~ deals 2 damage to target creature. It's controller discards a card. Worse than a mosquito bite, better than decapitation.
Do you call it "success" if obtained through failure?
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Back-alley Pushover 2RR
Creature - Human Coward
Defender
If Back-alley Pushover has a -1/-1 counter on it, it gets +4/+4 and gains trample and haste.
Persist "He's so chicken that if I cut his head off, he'd still run around."
1/2
Next: "I swear I haven't misplaced it. Why, I'm certain I had it not fifteen minutes from now"
Temporal RetrievalU
Sorcery
Put target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard third from the top of your library. "I swear I haven't misplaced it. Why, I'm certain I had it not fifteen minutes from now"
Next: "I may or may not win, but to lose is the way of the fool."
Neisha's Guile1UU
Enchantment 1U, Sacrifice ~: If you would lose this turn, the game ends in a tie instead. "I may or may not win, but to lose is the way of the fool."
Next: "It is a pity that you will never truly understand why this needs to be done."
Necessary Sacrifice
2bb
sorcery
Sacrifice a creature. you gain life equal to its power and draw cards equal to its toughness. "It is a pity that you will never truly understand why this needs to be done."
Hitchhiker's Gale1U
Sorcery
Return target creature and all creatures with the same name as that creature to their owners' hands. "You boys need a lift?"
Warrior's Mantra2RW
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, Warrior's Mantra deals 1 damage to it. At the beginning of the next end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature dealt damage this way. "No pain, no gain."
Next: "If a man gets crushed underfoot by a giant and no one is around to hear it, does the man scream?" - Gnerdel, ogre philosopher
Queries of the Dead
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a creature.
Draw a card. Then any player may pay :xmana:, where X is the sacrificed creature's power. If any do, reveal your hand. "If a man gets crushed underfoot by a giant and no one is around to hear it, does the man scream?" - Gnerdel, ogre philosopher
'Good Luck with that.' -hammer's inscription
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Political Kickbacks :1mana::symw::symu:
Instant
Tap target creature. You gain life equal to its power. "700 gold and 1600 silver later, this man has found peace..."- Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
Next: "I adore mortals. They're so squishy and slow."
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Thal, Corrupted Angel 4BR
legendary creature- angel horror
flying
when ~ comes into play, tap all creatures with toughness 2 or less, then destroy all tapped creatures.
4/4
"I adore mortals. They're so squishy and slow."
=EDIT= i dont like my current text, gonna change it
next: "The only emotion it lacks is remorse" Simic research notes
Unruly Cytoform :symu::symg:
Creature- Ooze Mutant
Graft 4
At the end of each turn, unless you remove a +1/+1 counter, sacrifice a permanet. "The only emotion it lacks is remorse" Simic research notes
2/0
'When is Tomorrow?' -Chronomancer riddle
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Chronomancer's Gamit :2mana::symur::symur:
Sorcery (M)
Each player shuffles their hand, graveyard and all permanents they control into their library then draws seven cards.
Flip a coin, if you win the flip take an extra turn. If you lose skip your next two turns.
'When is Tomorrow?' -Chronomancer riddle
Next: I hunger for flesh.
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Phyrexian Gorger4BBB
Creature - Horror
Whenever Phyrexian Gorger attacks, exile another target creature. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Gorger, where X is equal to the exiled creature's toughness. I hunger for flesh.
6/5
Next: "Pay attention, rookie. You might just learn something."
Foul Volley1BR
Enchantment
Sacrifice a creature: Foul Volley deals 2 damage to target creature. "And what if I don't talk?" - Captured prisoners last words.
Next flavor text: "Pink are sweet, yellow are spicy, but purple will melt in your mouth. Then melt off your mouth." -Grazzi's Guide to Grumptious Grubs
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When you cast Goatfarmer Boggart any player may pay :1mana:,
if they do target creature becomes a goat in addition to it's other creature types
until end of turn.
When Goatfarmer Boggart enters the battlefield target opponent
gains control of a goat you control.
1/1
"Have you seen my goat?"
"Please, no, I insist... This invisible goat potion?? Ah. Well. In that case... Wise choice. Wise choice indeed."
Sorcery
Exchange control of target permanent you don't control and target permanent that you control of its controller's choice that shares a type with it.
"Please, no, I insist... This invisible goat potion?? Ah. Well. In that case... Wise choice. Wise choice indeed."
"Don't mourn for me. It doesn't work."
Creature-Spirit
Flying, Haste
At any time you may remove Hopeless Deptor from the game.
If Hopeless Debtor would be sent to the graveyard from anywhere instead return it to play. You lose 1 life.
1/1
Don't mourn for me. It doesn't work.
Next: The world shudders with every its breath.
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Creature - Elemental Horror
Intimidate
Whenever Terror Firma deals combat damage to a player, choose one - each player discards three cards, each player sacrifices three lands; or each player sacrifices each creature with flying he or she controls.
The world shudders with its every breath.
6/6
Next: He's got a face only a fist would love.
Creature- Elf Berserker
Trample
All creatures able to block ~ do so.
5/4
He's got a face only a fist would love
Next- "If they are the Envoys of Peace, who the HELL are they then?"- [Insert Legend here]
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Creature - Goblin Advisor
Whenever Goblin Diplomats deals combat damage to a player, destroy a random noncreature permanent they control.
1/1
"If they are the Envoys of Peace, who the HELL are they then?"- Lightningfist Battlebeard
Next: "Ogre? I hardly new 'er!"
Creature - Human Rogue
Haste, first strike
When Ogre Hunter enters the battlefield, destroy target Ogre.
2/2
"Ogre? I hardly knew 'er!"
Next:
"Will those two ever stop that?"
"I don't know. They seem to have been at this since forever."
Creature-Human Child
All creatures that share a color with Screaming Children get -1/-1
1/1
"Will those two ever stop that?"
"I don't know. They seem to have been at this since forever."
Next: Worse than a mosquito bite, better than decapitation.
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Sorcery
~ deals 2 damage to target creature. It's controller discards a card.
Worse than a mosquito bite, better than decapitation.
Do you call it "success" if obtained through failure?
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
If you would sacrifice a permanent, sacrifice Whoops, There It Is! instead.
When Whoops, There It Is! is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw three cards.
Do you call it "success" if obtained through failure?
Next: "He's so chicken that if I cut his head off, he'd still run around."
Creature - Human Coward
Defender
If Back-alley Pushover has a -1/-1 counter on it, it gets +4/+4 and gains trample and haste.
Persist
"He's so chicken that if I cut his head off, he'd still run around."
1/2
Next: "I swear I haven't misplaced it. Why, I'm certain I had it not fifteen minutes from now"
Sorcery
Put target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard third from the top of your library.
"I swear I haven't misplaced it. Why, I'm certain I had it not fifteen minutes from now"
Next: "I may or may not win, but to lose is the way of the fool."
Enchantment
1U, Sacrifice ~: If you would lose this turn, the game ends in a tie instead.
"I may or may not win, but to lose is the way of the fool."
Next: "It is a pity that you will never truly understand why this needs to be done."
2bb
sorcery
Sacrifice a creature. you gain life equal to its power and draw cards equal to its toughness.
"It is a pity that you will never truly understand why this needs to be done."
Next: "You boys need a lift?"
EDH
UG Prime Speaker Zegana GU
URW Walk the Path WRU
WB Pay the Ferryman BW
GG Bear Force One GG
BR The Punisher RB
UB Yo ho, Yo ho BU
RG SMASH!! GR
RR Krenko RR
WW Kemba WW
Non-EDH
GU Buddy System (Multiplayer politics)UG
UBEv'ry Day You're Shufflin' BU
Sorcery
Return target creature and all creatures with the same name as that creature to their owners' hands.
"You boys need a lift?"
Next: "No pain, no gain."
Thanks to Nezumi for the banner!
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, Warrior's Mantra deals 1 damage to it. At the beginning of the next end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature dealt damage this way.
"No pain, no gain."
Next: "If a man gets crushed underfoot by a giant and no one is around to hear it, does the man scream?" - Gnerdel, ogre philosopher
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice a creature.
Draw a card. Then any player may pay :xmana:, where X is the sacrificed creature's power. If any do, reveal your hand.
"If a man gets crushed underfoot by a giant and no one is around to hear it, does the man scream?" - Gnerdel, ogre philosopher
'Good Luck with that.' -hammer's inscription
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and has absorb 2 and trample
Whenever equipped creature attacks or blocks, it deals 6 damage to each creature and player.
Equip - RRR
'Good Luck with that.' -hammer's inscription
"Fancy name for a rabbit." - Aeren, Wizard Apprentice
Creature- Hare
Haste, Hexproof
U: ~ becomes target creature type.
G: ~ becomes Creature Type- Hare
2/2
"Fancy name for a rabbit." - Aeren, Wizard Apprentice
Next- "700 Gold and 1600 silver later, this man has found peace..."- [Insert Legend Here]
Die Fools!!!
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Instant
Tap target creature. You gain life equal to its power.
"700 gold and 1600 silver later, this man has found peace..."- Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
Next: "I adore mortals. They're so squishy and slow."
{Magic: The RPG}
legendary creature- angel horror
flying
when ~ comes into play, tap all creatures with toughness 2 or less, then destroy all tapped creatures.
4/4
"I adore mortals. They're so squishy and slow."
=EDIT= i dont like my current text, gonna change it
next: "The only emotion it lacks is remorse" Simic research notes
EDH
UG Prime Speaker Zegana GU
URW Walk the Path WRU
WB Pay the Ferryman BW
GG Bear Force One GG
BR The Punisher RB
UB Yo ho, Yo ho BU
RG SMASH!! GR
RR Krenko RR
WW Kemba WW
Non-EDH
GU Buddy System (Multiplayer politics)UG
UBEv'ry Day You're Shufflin' BU
Creature- Ooze Mutant
Graft 4
At the end of each turn, unless you remove a +1/+1 counter, sacrifice a permanet.
"The only emotion it lacks is remorse" Simic research notes
2/0
'When is Tomorrow?' -Chronomancer riddle
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery (M)
Each player shuffles their hand, graveyard and all permanents they control into their library then draws seven cards.
Flip a coin, if you win the flip take an extra turn. If you lose skip your next two turns.
'When is Tomorrow?' -Chronomancer riddle
Next: I hunger for flesh.
Creature - Horror
Whenever Phyrexian Gorger attacks, exile another target creature. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Gorger, where X is equal to the exiled creature's toughness.
I hunger for flesh.
6/5
Next: "Pay attention, rookie. You might just learn something."
Enchantment
Sacrifice a creature: Foul Volley deals 2 damage to target creature.
"And what if I don't talk?" - Captured prisoners last words.
Next flavor text: "Pink are sweet, yellow are spicy, but purple will melt in your mouth. Then melt off your mouth." -Grazzi's Guide to Grumptious Grubs