Baited Trap1G
Artifact
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks and is not blocked, you may pay 3. If you do, tap that creature and it deals no combat damage this turn. DONT TOUCH THAT!!!
NEXT: "If I had known she was coming, I wouldnt have bothered bringing the rest of them."
Braga the Thrasher3BR
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
Wither x(B/R): ~ deals X damage to each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
4/3 "If I had known she was coming, I wouldnt have bothered bringing the rest of them."
Next: "The trick is to steal big."
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Aquamarine Cutpurse 3UB
Creature - Merfolk Rogue
When Aquamarine Cutpurse enters the battlefield, gain control of the permanent an opponent controls with the highest converted mana cost. If two or more permanents are tied for highest, you choose one of them. "The trick is to steal big."
2/2
Plague Hex 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature and you lose 1 life." "Does this look infected to you?" - Palace guard, last words
Next:
"The dark is to be feared more than that which lurks within it."
—Plaquina, Death Carrier
Lightvoid1BBBB
Creature - Night Elemental
Flying, Protection from White
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls. "The dark is to be feared more than that which lurks within it." - Plaquina, Death Carrier
4/4
NEXT: "This is an ancient land, at once both devoid of life and filled with memories of its presence." - Setul, Farhaust Guide
Lightvoid1BBBB
Creature - Night Elemental
Flying, Protection from White
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls. "The dark is to be feared more than that which lurks within it." - Plaquina, Death Carrier
4/4
NEXT: "This is an ancient land, at once both devoid of life and filled with memories of its presence." - Setul, Farhaust Guide
Canyon of Souls
Land
T, exile a creature card from your graveyard: Add 2 to your mana pool. "This is an ancient land, at once both devoid of life and filled with memories of its presence." - Setul, Farhaust Guide"
*EDIT* -made to fit more in line with flavor text
"Friend of Ydoem" -Elvish saying for "unlucky one"
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You know you have played M:TG too much when you find yourself calling shotgun "in response" to your friends calling shotgun.
You know your friends have played M:TG too much when you get it.
Ydoem, Bane of the Slow2GG
Legendary Creature - Snake
Flash, first strike, deathtouch
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Ydoem this turn is put into a graveyard from play, you may draw a card.
2/4 "Friend of Ydoem" -Elvish saying for "unlucky one"
Hypnotic Mistake 2UU
Instant
Counter up to one target spell. Each creature's power becomes zero until end of turn. Success isn't final. Failure isn't fatal.
River Styx
Legendary Land
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard, exile it unless it's owner pays 2 life.
Creatures you control named Charon, Boatsman are indestructible. Not all rivers lead to the ocean.
"Ewwww.... You have something on your head..."
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Brainsucker2BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted player, that player discards a card. "Ewwww.... You have something on your head..."
Next: "Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken."
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Selgos, Traitor of the Keep3BB
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
First Strike
When ~ comes into play, choose target opponent. Put a +1/+1 counter on ~ for each creature that player controls.
1/1 "Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken."
Next: "Time vanishes like summer dew, but I recall every mote of thought that passes before me"
Examine the Moment 1U
Instant
Target player takes an extra upkeep step and an extra draw step after his or her next draw step. "Time vanishes like summer dew, but I recall every mote of thought that passes before me"
Next:
"I wrote the note, and do not plan to erase it."
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
(Yes, I tied a knot without planning to untie it earlier. Now what happens if there's a flavor text of me writing something to last forever?)
Bottled Thoughts2UU
Sorcery
Suspend X - X1UU (X can't be 0)
Draw four cards, then discard two cards.
Whenever a time counter is removed from ~, draw a card, then discard a card. "I wrote the note, and do not plan to erase it."
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Next: "Cities dwindle into dust and ages fall into the mists of time, but corruption and chaos endure for eternity."
Next: "Cities dwindle into dust and ages fall into the mists of time, but corruption and chaos endure for eternity."
Mephistopholes - (No mana cost)
Legendary Creature - Demon
5/5
Suspend 5 - 2BB
Flying
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if Mephistopholes is exiled, that player discards a card and sacrifices a permanent. "Cities dwindle into dust and ages fall into the mists of time, but corruption and chaos endure for eternity."
*EDIT* So very sorry, didn't mean to do this sort of fail. Things happened.
*Second edit. Nath'd*
"I'd let you touch this here tree, but the overseer wouldn't like it. So you die."
Guardian of the Grove 3GG
Creature - Treefolk Warrior Affinity for Forests
Defender
Reach
6/6
"I'd let you touch this here tree, but the overseer wouldn't like it. So you die."
Next: "I love the smell of burning meat and boiled brains in the morning." - Liliana Hellfire (Liliana Vess if she went RB)
Hell's Lightning - BBRR
Creature - Elemental
7/2
Trample, Haste, Provoke
Whenever Hell's Lightning deals damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hell's Lightning and you discard a card if no opponent lost life this turn. "I love the smell of burning meat and boiled brains in the morning." - Liliana Hellfire
Next: "I wouldn't go so far as to say you can't cast magic in these halls. But you're better off trying something else."
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You know you have played M:TG too much when you find yourself calling shotgun "in response" to your friends calling shotgun.
You know your friends have played M:TG too much when you get it.
Rejecting Flux UU
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3. If a spell is countered this way, you may draw a card, then discard a card. "I wouldn't go so far as to say you can't cast magic in these halls. But you're better off trying something else."
Next: "The lands cry out for rejuvenation, for deliverance, for healing. Unfortunately, they're begging to the wrong person."
Krovikan Defiler2BB
Creature - Human Shaman
Sacrifice two lands: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
2/3 "The lands cry out for rejuvenation, for deliverance, for healing. Unfortunately, they're begging to the wrong person."
Next: Some call the sea a harsh mistress. But she can also soothe your burdens and cast your pains upon others.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Saline Charm 1UG
Instant
Choose one: Regenerate target creature, Change the target of an instant or sorcery that targets a creature you control, or But a 3/4 blue and green Whale token into play blocking target creature, remove it from the game at the end of turn. "Some call the sea a harsh mistress. But she can also soothe your burdens and cast your pains upon others."
"If I had a silver piece for every instance i'd torn the fabric of space/time i'd be a rich man!" Torqua, Accademy Dean of Chronomancy.
Reality Distortion2UU
Sorcery
Target player skips his or her next turn. That player puts a 2/5 blue Weird token with flying and shroud into play. "If I had a silver piece for every instance I'd torn the fabric of space/time I'd be a rich man!"
Torqua, Accademy Dean of Chronomancy.
Next: "My powers reveal themselves in the lush growth that surrounds me. Anger me, and the very foilage will rise up to claim you." -Heira, Ascendant Druid
Relentless Kudzu 2GG
Creature - Plant
Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Relentless Kudzu. "My powers reveal themselves in the lush growth that surrounds me. Anger me, and the very foilage will rise up to claim you." -Heira, Ascendant Druid
1/2
Next:
"I still use necromancy. I just focus on the light side more."
—Liliana Lifeweaver
Liliana's Edict GW
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices three artifacts or enchantments. "I still use necromancy. I just focus on the light side more."
—Liliana Lifeweaver
Next: Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a well-placed swarm of enraged bees.
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Next: Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a well-placed swarm of enraged bees.
Watcher's HiveG
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you don't control attacks, you may tap ~. If you do, ~ deals 3 damage to that creature, then sacrifice ~.
:symg::symg:, :symtap:: Put a 1/1 green insect creature token with flying into play. Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a well-placed swarm of enraged bees.
Next: It's roar maybe larger than it's bite, but its also deadlier.
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IIW:
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
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Artifact
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks and is not blocked, you may pay 3. If you do, tap that creature and it deals no combat damage this turn.
DONT TOUCH THAT!!!
NEXT: "If I had known she was coming, I wouldnt have bothered bringing the rest of them."
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
Wither
x(B/R): ~ deals X damage to each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
4/3
"If I had known she was coming, I wouldnt have bothered bringing the rest of them."
Next: "The trick is to steal big."
Creature - Merfolk Rogue
When Aquamarine Cutpurse enters the battlefield, gain control of the permanent an opponent controls with the highest converted mana cost. If two or more permanents are tied for highest, you choose one of them.
"The trick is to steal big."
2/2
Next:
"It's just a bit too far out of reach."
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Sorcery
Exile target permanent.
"It's just a bit too far out of reach."
Next: "Does this look infected to you?" - Palace guard, last words
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature and you lose 1 life."
"Does this look infected to you?" - Palace guard, last words
Next:
"The dark is to be feared more than that which lurks within it."
—Plaquina, Death Carrier
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Creature - Night Elemental
Flying, Protection from White
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls.
"The dark is to be feared more than that which lurks within it." - Plaquina, Death Carrier
4/4
NEXT: "This is an ancient land, at once both devoid of life and filled with memories of its presence." - Setul, Farhaust Guide
Canyon of Souls
Land
T, exile a creature card from your graveyard: Add 2 to your mana pool.
"This is an ancient land, at once both devoid of life and filled with memories of its presence." - Setul, Farhaust Guide"
*EDIT* -made to fit more in line with flavor text
"Friend of Ydoem" -Elvish saying for "unlucky one"
You know your friends have played M:TG too much when you get it.
Legendary Creature - Snake
Flash, first strike, deathtouch
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Ydoem this turn is put into a graveyard from play, you may draw a card.
2/4
"Friend of Ydoem" -Elvish saying for "unlucky one"
Next:
Success isn't final. Failure isn't fatal.
Instant
Counter up to one target spell. Each creature's power becomes zero until end of turn.
Success isn't final. Failure isn't fatal.
Next:
Not all rivers lead to the ocean.
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Legendary Land
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard, exile it unless it's owner pays 2 life.
Creatures you control named Charon, Boatsman are indestructible.
Not all rivers lead to the ocean.
"Ewwww.... You have something on your head..."
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted player, that player discards a card.
"Ewwww.... You have something on your head..."
Next: "Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken."
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
First Strike
When ~ comes into play, choose target opponent. Put a +1/+1 counter on ~ for each creature that player controls.
1/1
"Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken."
Next: "Time vanishes like summer dew, but I recall every mote of thought that passes before me"
UBOona, Queen of the FaeBU
Modern -
WUBEsper TempoBUW
RHowling FlareR
WBSuicidal VictoryWB
Legacy-
UWGScapedraziGWU
WUBEsper StonebladeBUW
Instant
Target player takes an extra upkeep step and an extra draw step after his or her next draw step.
"Time vanishes like summer dew, but I recall every mote of thought that passes before me"
Next:
"I wrote the note, and do not plan to erase it."
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
(Yes, I tied a knot without planning to untie it earlier. Now what happens if there's a flavor text of me writing something to last forever?)
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Sorcery
Suspend X - X1UU (X can't be 0)
Draw four cards, then discard two cards.
Whenever a time counter is removed from ~, draw a card, then discard a card.
"I wrote the note, and do not plan to erase it."
—Aurora, Ætherwalker
Next: "Cities dwindle into dust and ages fall into the mists of time, but corruption and chaos endure for eternity."
UBOona, Queen of the FaeBU
Modern -
WUBEsper TempoBUW
RHowling FlareR
WBSuicidal VictoryWB
Legacy-
UWGScapedraziGWU
WUBEsper StonebladeBUW
Mephistopholes - (No mana cost)
Legendary Creature - Demon
5/5
Suspend 5 - 2BB
Flying
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if Mephistopholes is exiled, that player discards a card and sacrifices a permanent.
"Cities dwindle into dust and ages fall into the mists of time, but corruption and chaos endure for eternity."
*EDIT* So very sorry, didn't mean to do this sort of fail. Things happened.
*Second edit. Nath'd*
"I'd let you touch this here tree, but the overseer wouldn't like it. So you die."
You know your friends have played M:TG too much when you get it.
[Edit-nath'd on this.]
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Creature - Treefolk Warrior
Affinity for Forests
Defender
Reach
6/6
"I'd let you touch this here tree, but the overseer wouldn't like it. So you die."
Next: "I love the smell of burning meat and boiled brains in the morning." - Liliana Hellfire (Liliana Vess if she went RB)
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Elemental
7/2
Trample, Haste, Provoke
Whenever Hell's Lightning deals damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hell's Lightning and you discard a card if no opponent lost life this turn.
"I love the smell of burning meat and boiled brains in the morning." - Liliana Hellfire
Next: "I wouldn't go so far as to say you can't cast magic in these halls. But you're better off trying something else."
You know your friends have played M:TG too much when you get it.
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3. If a spell is countered this way, you may draw a card, then discard a card.
"I wouldn't go so far as to say you can't cast magic in these halls. But you're better off trying something else."
Next: "The lands cry out for rejuvenation, for deliverance, for healing. Unfortunately, they're begging to the wrong person."
UBOona, Queen of the FaeBU
Modern -
WUBEsper TempoBUW
RHowling FlareR
WBSuicidal VictoryWB
Legacy-
UWGScapedraziGWU
WUBEsper StonebladeBUW
Creature - Human Shaman
Sacrifice two lands: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
2/3
"The lands cry out for rejuvenation, for deliverance, for healing. Unfortunately, they're begging to the wrong person."
Next: Some call the sea a harsh mistress. But she can also soothe your burdens and cast your pains upon others.
Instant
Choose one: Regenerate target creature, Change the target of an instant or sorcery that targets a creature you control, or But a 3/4 blue and green Whale token into play blocking target creature, remove it from the game at the end of turn.
"Some call the sea a harsh mistress. But she can also soothe your burdens and cast your pains upon others."
"If I had a silver piece for every instance i'd torn the fabric of space/time i'd be a rich man!" Torqua, Accademy Dean of Chronomancy.
EDIT Forgot Name.
Sorcery
Target player skips his or her next turn. That player puts a 2/5 blue Weird token with flying and shroud into play.
"If I had a silver piece for every instance I'd torn the fabric of space/time I'd be a rich man!"
Torqua, Accademy Dean of Chronomancy.
Next: "My powers reveal themselves in the lush growth that surrounds me. Anger me, and the very foilage will rise up to claim you."
-Heira, Ascendant Druid
UBOona, Queen of the FaeBU
Modern -
WUBEsper TempoBUW
RHowling FlareR
WBSuicidal VictoryWB
Legacy-
UWGScapedraziGWU
WUBEsper StonebladeBUW
Creature - Plant
Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Relentless Kudzu.
"My powers reveal themselves in the lush growth that surrounds me. Anger me, and the very foilage will rise up to claim you."
-Heira, Ascendant Druid
1/2
Next:
"I still use necromancy. I just focus on the light side more."
—Liliana Lifeweaver
(She's GW-aligned in my story.)
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Sorcery
Target player sacrifices three artifacts or enchantments.
"I still use necromancy. I just focus on the light side more."
—Liliana Lifeweaver
Next: Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a well-placed swarm of enraged bees.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you don't control attacks, you may tap ~. If you do, ~ deals 3 damage to that creature, then sacrifice ~.
:symg::symg:, :symtap:: Put a 1/1 green insect creature token with flying into play.
Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a well-placed swarm of enraged bees.
Next: It's roar maybe larger than it's bite, but its also deadlier.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.