Surrrf, Goblin Eater 3RR
Legendary Creature - Insect
Haste
Whenever a Goblin is sacrificed, draw a card then discard a card.
Grandeur - Discard another card named ~ put 3 1/1 red Goblin tokens into the battlefield.
4/4
You know what "planeshift" means according to the rules? It means all I can change is the color (I personally think it is a stupid idea to include this option as something you can demand).
Here you are though, the monocolored version that is least nauseating:
Liliana Azure :3mana::symu::symu:
Planeswalker — Liliana
[+1]: Target player discards a card.
[-2]: Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library and put that card on top of it.
[-8]: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.
[[5]]
Next: Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternate Greel's Caress
Private Mod Note
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Planar Chaos was not a mistake neither was it random. You might want to look at it again.
[thread=239793][Game] Level Up - Creature[/thread]
Lim-Dûl's Advice :symu::symb:
Instant
Look at the top ten cards of your library. Put any number of those cards on top of your library in any order and the rest on the bottom of your library. You lose 1 life for each card put on top of your library this way.
Next: Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternate Shadow of Doubt
Private Mod Note
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Planar Chaos was not a mistake neither was it random. You might want to look at it again.
[thread=239793][Game] Level Up - Creature[/thread]
Light of Truth :SymWR:
Instant
(:SymWR: can be paid with either R or W.)
Whenever a player draws a card this turn you gain one life and deal one damage to target player.
Draw a card.
Savik, Mind Slicer [mana]2BB[/mana]
Legendary Creature - Horror Spellshaper XXBT Discard a card from your hand: Target player discards X cards at random from his or her hand.
Grandeur - Discard a card named ~ from your hand: Each opponent discards two cards from his or her hand at random. You draw a card for each opponent who discards a card this way.
3/3
Probability Vibration :1mana::symu:
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell, you may cycle a card. (You may discard a card. Then draw a card for each card discarded this way.) Vornir handle stable time loops very well, but still have problems with the collapsing of unattended parallel multiverses.
Jor Kadeem, Champion of Blight 2BG
Legenary Creature - Human Warrior Infect
Whenever a creature with infect enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, proliferate. 2, Pay 2 life: Creatures you control with infect get +3/+3 until end of turn.
3/2
Next: Penance Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternated
Repentant Thunderspirit :2mana::symw:
Creature - Spirit
Flying, first strike
Discard a card: Prevent all damage target black or red source would deal this turn. "Lightning and thunder have scourged the land long enough. No more!"
Graveborn Reaper 3BB
Creature-Zombie
Storm
When Graveborn Reaper is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it. You may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
3/1
Thunder Storm - 2RR
Sorcery
Thunder Storm deals X damage to each creature you don't control, where X is 2 plus the number of charge counters on it.
Discard a land card: Put a charge counter on Thunder Storm and gain control of it. Any player may activate this ability but only if Thunder Storm is on the stack.
Next: Give me a timeshifted descendant of Hazezon Tamar!
Khalcan Tamar, Lord of the Sands 4WRG
Legendary Creature-Sand Warrior Mythic Rare
Other Sand Warrior creatures that you control get +1/+1
Grandeur-Discard another card named Khalcan Tamar, Lord of the Sands. Put 6 1/1 red, white, and green 1/1 Sand Warrior creature tokens onto the battlefield under your control.
6/6
Next, an alternate reality Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
Nicol Bolas, Savage Elder -- 2BRRG
Planeswalker -- Bolas +1: Destroy target creature with power less than the number of loyalty counters on Nicol Bolas, Savage Elder. -1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. -7: Sacrifice each creature you control. Put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token onto the battlefield for each creature you sacrificed this way, then put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield for each +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures. Each of these creatures gains haste until end of turn. 4
Vampiric Frenzy - 1BR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink. As Olivia Voldaren drank more and more, her frenzy spread through the nobility - much to the humans' dismay.
(Black gets lifelink, red occasionally gets trample, so there you have it.)
Avacyn, Angel of Despair 5BBB
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying, Vigalance
Destroy all Humans, each opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures destroyed this way. A black helix streaked skyward from the Helvault darkening the noon sun. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, corrupted from those in her prison.
8/8
Cabal Arbiter2UU
Creature — Human Advisor [R] 2U, Discard an instant or sorcery card: Put target creature on top of its owner's library. 2U, Exile targey instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the converted mana cost of the card you exiled.
3/3
Radiant Zealot WB
Creature-Angel
You can't cast Radiant Zealot during the first 6 turns of the game
Flying, Haste
Sacrifice a creature, reveal Radiant Zealot from your hand. You may cast Radiant Zealot as though it was one turn earlier.
3/3 Radiant's angels tore apart Serra's Realm, slaughtering the plane's inhabitants and sending their souls to Phyrexia.
(This card is a combined version of Fallen Angel and Serra Avenger, representing Serra Angels corrupted by Phyrexia)
Next: A timehifted Radiant, Archangel
Radiant's Penitent2WB
Creature — Angel Horror (R)
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you spend life to pay a cost, put a +1/+1 counter on Radiant's Penitent.
3/3
Guardian's Standard -- 2W
Enchantment -- Aura
Exalted
Enchant creature with Exalted
Whenever enchanted creature attacks alone, choose one -- tap target creature defending player controls; or untap each creature you control.
Angus Mackenzie GBU
Legendary Creature - Zombie Cleric GBUT: Zombies you control gain swampwalk until the end of the turn. "Through the ruins men, the battle will be fought and won today"
2/2
Forest-Floor Tiger 1G
Creature-Cat Uncommon
Trample, Haste
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Forest-Floor Tiger
Unearth 1G But the cat came back, he couldn't stay no long-er,
Yes the cat came back de very next day,
the cat came back-thought she were a goner,
But the cat came back for it wouldn't stay away.
-Harry S. Miller, The Cat Came Back
Traft the Technomancer2WU
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
Hexproof
When ~ attacks an opponent, put a 3/3 white Golem creature token into the battlefield tapped and attacking. "Some people are held together by truth and promise. I'm held together by nuts and bolts."
2/3
Legendary Creature - Insect
Haste
Whenever a Goblin is sacrificed, draw a card then discard a card.
Grandeur - Discard another card named ~ put 3 1/1 red Goblin tokens into the battlefield.
4/4
Next -> a Planeshifted Liliana Vess
The Ur-Dragon's Tyranny
Karador, Ghost of the Golgari
Niv-Mizzet, Izzet Mastermind
Thromok's Barbecue, Come Get Some!
Sedris's Hand of the Dead
Wort, the Queen of Boggarts
Rafiq, King of Jerkish Nature
Standard Decks
Jund Midrange
Narset 5 Color
Mono-Green Devotion
Naya Beasts
WR Burn
Modern Decks
Izzet Fiend
Affinity for Green
You know what "planeshift" means according to the rules? It means all I can change is the color (I personally think it is a stupid idea to include this option as something you can demand).
Here you are though, the monocolored version that is least nauseating:
Planeswalker — Liliana
[+1]: Target player discards a card.
[-2]: Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library and put that card on top of it.
[-8]: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.
[[5]]
Next: Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternate Greel's Caress
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Flash
Enchant Creature gets +3/+0
Next: Timeshift Lim-Dul's Vault
Next:
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Look at the top ten cards of your library. Put any number of those cards on top of your library in any order and the rest on the bottom of your library. You lose 1 life for each card put on top of your library this way.
Next: Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternate Shadow of Doubt
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Instant
(:SymWR: can be paid with either R or W.)
Whenever a player draws a card this turn you gain one life and deal one damage to target player.
Draw a card.
Next: A future shifted Greel, Mind Raker
The Ur-Dragon's Tyranny
Karador, Ghost of the Golgari
Niv-Mizzet, Izzet Mastermind
Thromok's Barbecue, Come Get Some!
Sedris's Hand of the Dead
Wort, the Queen of Boggarts
Rafiq, King of Jerkish Nature
Standard Decks
Jund Midrange
Narset 5 Color
Mono-Green Devotion
Naya Beasts
WR Burn
Modern Decks
Izzet Fiend
Affinity for Green
Legendary Creature - Horror Spellshaper
XXBT Discard a card from your hand: Target player discards X cards at random from his or her hand.
Grandeur - Discard a card named ~ from your hand: Each opponent discards two cards from his or her hand at random. You draw a card for each opponent who discards a card this way.
3/3
Next: Customs Depot Futureshifted
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell, you may cycle a card. (You may discard a card. Then draw a card for each card discarded this way.)
Vornir handle stable time loops very well, but still have problems with the collapsing of unattended parallel multiverses.
Next: Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternate Jor Kadeen, the Prevailer
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Legenary Creature - Human Warrior
Infect
Whenever a creature with infect enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, proliferate.
2, Pay 2 life: Creatures you control with infect get +3/+3 until end of turn.
3/2
Next: Penance Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternated
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Spirit
Flying, first strike
Discard a card: Prevent all damage target black or red source would deal this turn.
"Lightning and thunder have scourged the land long enough. No more!"
Next: Timeshifted, planeshifted, futureshifted or alternate Reaping the Rewards or Reaping the Graves
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature-Zombie
Storm
When Graveborn Reaper is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it. You may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
3/1
Next: Timeshifted or Alternate Reality Lightning Storm
Storm Crow is strictly worse than Seacoast Drake.
Sorcery
Thunder Storm deals X damage to each creature you don't control, where X is 2 plus the number of charge counters on it.
Discard a land card: Put a charge counter on Thunder Storm and gain control of it. Any player may activate this ability but only if Thunder Storm is on the stack.
Next: Give me a timeshifted descendant of Hazezon Tamar!
Legendary Creature-Sand Warrior Mythic Rare
Other Sand Warrior creatures that you control get +1/+1
Grandeur-Discard another card named Khalcan Tamar, Lord of the Sands. Put 6 1/1 red, white, and green 1/1 Sand Warrior creature tokens onto the battlefield under your control.
6/6
Next, an alternate reality Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
Storm Crow is strictly worse than Seacoast Drake.
Planeswalker -- Bolas
+1: Destroy target creature with power less than the number of loyalty counters on Nicol Bolas, Savage Elder.
-1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
-7: Sacrifice each creature you control. Put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token onto the battlefield for each creature you sacrificed this way, then put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield for each +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures. Each of these creatures gains haste until end of turn.
4
Next: Give me a planeshifted Unflinching Courage (or Armadillo Cloak, if you must).
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink.
As Olivia Voldaren drank more and more, her frenzy spread through the nobility - much to the humans' dismay.
(Black gets lifelink, red occasionally gets trample, so there you have it.)
Next: Give me an alternate reality version of Avacyn, Angel of Hope.
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying, Vigalance
Destroy all Humans, each opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures destroyed this way.
A black helix streaked skyward from the Helvault darkening the noon sun. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, corrupted from those in her prison.
8/8
Offspring, Timeshifted or Alternate Reality Cabal Patriarch
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Creature — Human Advisor [R]
2U, Discard an instant or sorcery card: Put target creature on top of its owner's library.
2U, Exile targey instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the converted mana cost of the card you exiled.
3/3
Next: Alternate reality Serra Avenger
Creature-Angel
You can't cast Radiant Zealot during the first 6 turns of the game
Flying, Haste
Sacrifice a creature, reveal Radiant Zealot from your hand. You may cast Radiant Zealot as though it was one turn earlier.
3/3
Radiant's angels tore apart Serra's Realm, slaughtering the plane's inhabitants and sending their souls to Phyrexia.
(This card is a combined version of Fallen Angel and Serra Avenger, representing Serra Angels corrupted by Phyrexia)
Next: A timehifted Radiant, Archangel
Storm Crow is strictly worse than Seacoast Drake.
Storm Crow is strictly worse than Seacoast Drake.
Radiant's Penitent 2WB
Creature — Angel Horror (R)
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you spend life to pay a cost, put a +1/+1 counter on Radiant's Penitent.
3/3
Next: a futureshifted Guardians of Akrasa
Enchantment -- Aura
Exalted
Enchant creature with Exalted
Whenever enchanted creature attacks alone, choose one -- tap target creature defending player controls; or untap each creature you control.
Next: A timeshifted or alt. reality Stalking Stones
Land Uncommon
T; Add 1 to your mana pool
5U; Watching Waves becomes a 3/3 blue elemental creature with islandwalk that's still a land.
Next:An alternate reality Angus Mackenzie
Storm Crow is strictly worse than Seacoast Drake.
Legendary Creature - Zombie Cleric
GBUT: Zombies you control gain swampwalk until the end of the turn.
"Through the ruins men, the battle will be fought and won today"
2/2
Next: Planeshifted Hellspark Elemental
Creature-Cat Uncommon
Trample, Haste
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Forest-Floor Tiger
Unearth 1G
But the cat came back, he couldn't stay no long-er,
Yes the cat came back de very next day,
the cat came back-thought she were a goner,
But the cat came back for it wouldn't stay away.
-Harry S. Miller, The Cat Came Back
Next: Futureshifted Geist of Saint Traft
Storm Crow is strictly worse than Seacoast Drake.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
Hexproof
When ~ attacks an opponent, put a 3/3 white Golem creature token into the battlefield tapped and attacking.
"Some people are held together by truth and promise. I'm held together by nuts and bolts."
2/3
Next: Alternative Reality - Karn, Silver Golem
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
T: Destroy target non-land, non artifact permanent.
4/4
Alternate Blinding Beam
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.