Wildfire Seedling1RG
Creature - Saproling
Flash Landfall-- Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. Landfell-- Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/1
Mountmelt Borderpost2RG Artifact
You may pay 1 and return a land you control to it's owner's hand rather than pay ~ mana cost. (R/G),T: Add RR, RG, or GG to your mana pool. ~ deals 1 damage to you.
Private Mod Note
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How can we truly be free, if we are held in the bondage of clothing?
"What kind of ability would say "counters black spells" on it? "If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it counters black spells instead"? "
-Mark Gottlieb
Venomfall 2BR
Sorcery
Each opponent sacrifices a creature unless he or she sacrifices a land and discards a card at random unless he or she pays 2 life.
Schizoid Reaver2B
Creature - Horror
At the end of your upkeep, destroy target permanent whose mana cost could be paid by any combination of mana you spent during your upkeep. (If you didn't spend any mana during your upkeep, permanents with a mana cost of 0 are the only valid targets.)
2/2
Devil Affliction -- B
Instant -- Arcane
Splice onto Arcane 1B
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever Devil Affliction is spliced onto a spell, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Xathrid Archivist~ 1B~
Creature - Human Spellshaper~ t, Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard: If you put two or more black cards into your graveyard this way, search your library for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.~
1/1~
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Shambling Husk :1mana::symb::symb:
Creature- Insect Zombie 4/4
Champion an Insect
:symb::symb:: Regerenate ~.
"There's one thing I like about insects, is their exoskeleton. The organs rot inside, as opposed to our flesh sloughing off our bones. It makes for a pleasant surprise when you hack at their gut... Heh, heh, heh."
Private Mod Note
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Humorous Ghoul1BBB
Creature-Zombie
Black creatures you control have Persist. My friends keep coming back for more, even if they don't come back whole.
2/2
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sarnath'd, and good thing too. K-rad, your card is much better and much more interesting.
Chromatic Spear
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever a creature is equipped with Chromatic Spear, until end of turn, it gets +0/+1 if was spent to equip it, gains flying if was spent to equip it, gains deathtouch if was spent to equip it, gets +1/+0 if was spent to equip it, and gains trample if was spent to equip it.
:0mana:: Unequip Chromatic Spear.
Equip
Armor of Light1
Artifact - Equipment
When a spell or ability you control prevents 1 or more damage to you or a creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip 1W
Private Mod Note
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------------------------------------------------- "You will call them... Commander!":
Illuminating BoltRW
Instant
Choose one - Illuminating Bolt deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature; or Illuminating Bolt deals 2 damage to target player and you gain 2 life.
Entwine 1G
Ascension of the Starchaser 1RWU
Sorcery
Draw two cards, then you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. It becomes indestructible. If it's a creature, it gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the end step.
Gaviard Conscriptor 2GU
Creature - Elf Warrior
Vigilance
Whenever Gaviard Conscriptor attacks or blocks, you may untap a creature that shares a creature type with it and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains banding until end of turn and joins a band with Gaviard Conscriptor. The defense of the mangrove forests of Gaviard proceeds in a simple fashion - conscriptors are sent out, and they bring the best warriors they know along with them, including former allies.
3/3
Paladin of Treva -- 2GWU
Creature -- Human Dragon Knight
First Strike 1G: Paladin of Treva gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. 1W: Paladin of Treva gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn. 1U: Paladin of Treva gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.
4/4
Yes, that would be how you template a half-dragon in Magic.
Lifecycle Lamp 1GWB
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 10 or more life in that turn you may search your library for a basic land and put it into play tapped then shuffle your library.
At the beginning of your end step, if you played 3 or more lands in that turn you may exile target creature.
At the beginning of your end step, if three or more creatures left play that turn you may gain 5 life.
Private Mod Note
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My totally lame custom set: Cheese
You should tell me how much it sucks. Really, I can take it.
Nissa's Harrier 1G
Creature - Elf Archer
Reach
Effects from spells and abilities you control count Nissa's Harrier as a card named Nissa's Chosen.
If Nissa's Harrier would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.
2/1
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Saproling
Flash
Landfall-- Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Landfell-- Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/1
Type 2
GW Populate
EDH
WB Teysa
WU Isperia
Artifact
You may pay 1 and return a land you control to it's owner's hand rather than pay ~ mana cost.
(R/G),T: Add RR, RG, or GG to your mana pool. ~ deals 1 damage to you.
Current Decks
Standard / Type 2
BRMidrange
"What kind of ability would say "counters black spells" on it? "If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it counters black spells instead"? "
-Mark Gottlieb
Creature- Elemental Berserker
Trample
If an opponent controls 4 or more creatures, Savage Avenger has double strike.
6/4
"You will call them... Commander!":
UGKruphix, God of Horizons
RGW Marath, Will of the Wild
RWB Kaalia of the Vast
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Creature - Goblin Berserker
Haste, rampage 1
Myiren Berserker can't block and must attack each turn if able.
2/1
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Sorcery
Each opponent sacrifices a creature unless he or she sacrifices a land and discards a card at random unless he or she pays 2 life.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Horror
At the end of your upkeep, destroy target permanent whose mana cost could be paid by any combination of mana you spent during your upkeep. (If you didn't spend any mana during your upkeep, permanents with a mana cost of 0 are the only valid targets.)
2/2
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Zombie
:symb::symb:: Return ~ to your hand from your graveyard.
1/1
Thanks to Spiderboy at High~Light Studios for Avatar and Sig.
Instant -- Arcane
Splice onto Arcane 1B
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever Devil Affliction is spliced onto a spell, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
1B~
Creature - Human Spellshaper~
t, Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard: If you put two or more black cards into your graveyard this way, search your library for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.~
1/1~
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature- Insect Zombie 4/4
Champion an Insect
:symb::symb:: Regerenate ~.
"There's one thing I like about insects, is their exoskeleton. The organs rot inside, as opposed to our flesh sloughing off our bones. It makes for a pleasant surprise when you hack at their gut... Heh, heh, heh."
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature-Zombie
Black creatures you control have Persist.
My friends keep coming back for more, even if they don't come back whole.
2/2
Creature- Horror 1/1
Fear, Wither
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Zombie
Deathtouch
1/1
Sarnath'd, and good thing too. K-rad, your card is much better and much more interesting.
Chromatic Spear
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever a creature is equipped with Chromatic Spear, until end of turn, it gets +0/+1 if was spent to equip it, gains flying if was spent to equip it, gains deathtouch if was spent to equip it, gets +1/+0 if was spent to equip it, and gains trample if was spent to equip it.
:0mana:: Unequip Chromatic Spear.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
When a spell or ability you control prevents 1 or more damage to you or a creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip 1W
"You will call them... Commander!":
UGKruphix, God of Horizons
RGW Marath, Will of the Wild
RWB Kaalia of the Vast
-------------------------------------------------
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, ~ deals 4 damage to target creature or player and 2 damage to you.
Instant
Choose one - Illuminating Bolt deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature; or Illuminating Bolt deals 2 damage to target player and you gain 2 life.
Entwine 1G
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Sorcery
Draw two cards, then you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. It becomes indestructible. If it's a creature, it gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the end step.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Archon
Flying
Each creature you control gets +3/+3 as long as it's not attacking or blocking.
3/3
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Elf Warrior
Vigilance
Whenever Gaviard Conscriptor attacks or blocks, you may untap a creature that shares a creature type with it and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains banding until end of turn and joins a band with Gaviard Conscriptor.
The defense of the mangrove forests of Gaviard proceeds in a simple fashion - conscriptors are sent out, and they bring the best warriors they know along with them, including former allies.
3/3
EDIT: might have been Nathed, but easily fixed.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature -- Human Dragon Knight
First Strike
1G: Paladin of Treva gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
1W: Paladin of Treva gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
1U: Paladin of Treva gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.
4/4
Yes, that would be how you template a half-dragon in Magic.
2GW
Creature - Rhino
Trample
When ~ leaves the battlefield, you may untap target creature.
A delivered message can win a war.
3/2
Creature - Human Monk Warrior
Double strike
Enlightened Glaivedancer is indestructible.
1/1
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 10 or more life in that turn you may search your library for a basic land and put it into play tapped then shuffle your library.
At the beginning of your end step, if you played 3 or more lands in that turn you may exile target creature.
At the beginning of your end step, if three or more creatures left play that turn you may gain 5 life.
You should tell me how much it sucks. Really, I can take it.
1G
Creature - Elf Archer
Reach
Effects from spells and abilities you control count Nissa's Harrier as a card named Nissa's Chosen.
If Nissa's Harrier would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.
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About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Flying.
Stormsworn oracle is indestructible as long as you cast a spell this turn.
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You should tell me how much it sucks. Really, I can take it.