The cards in this thread are clearly broken. How would you fix them? CIPT? Drawbacks? Give the cards an ability/abilities that would "fix" the broken card. Please submit another broken card idea with your post.
Pieces of Alara
Land - Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
(T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool)
Fragments of Alara
Land
Add one mana of any color for to your mana pool and put a charge counter on Fragments of Alara
Whenever you tap Fragments of Alara for mana it deals 1 damage to you for every charge counter on it.
Next:
The Guardian W
Legendary Creature-Human Warrior 4/4
The Guardian [W]
Legendary Creature-Human Warrior
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice ~.
You may not cast spells while you control ~.
3/3
Next:
Big Lightning Bolt RR
Instant
Big Lightning Bolt deals 6 damage to target creature or player.
Overgrow GG
Sorcery
Put target land on the tap of its owner's library. That player gains control of a Forest you control.
Next: Humptey Dumpty2
Artifact Creature-Golem
Whenever Humptey Dumpty is put into the graveyard from play search your library for a Knight creature and an Advisor creature and put them into play tapped without paying their mana cost. If you do shuffle your library. 1/1
You can do Oweneggr's instead. In fact, you probably should.
Explosive Lightning - RR
Instant
~ Deals 6 damage to target creature or player. That player or creature's controller may have ~ deal 3 damage to target creature or player.
Construction Site - X
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with X counters on it. T: Put X X/X Golem artifact creature tokens into play.
Converter Crystal - X
Artifact
Converter Crystal enters the battlefield with X counters on it.
:symtap:: Sacrifice Y lands and Remove Y charge counters from Converter Crystal Put Y Y/Y Golem artifact creature tokens into play.
Next:
5
Creature-
Other creatures you control have +4/+2 and trample.
When ~ comes into play there is an addition untap step followed by a combat phase followed by an untap step followed by a combat phase. 3/3
Sarkhan's Disciple - 5
Creature - Dragon Elemental
Other creatures you control have +4/+2 and trample.
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent untap all creatures they control and gain control of ~. If you do, after your next combat phase, there is an additional untap step followed by a combat phase followed by an untap step followed by a combat phase. 3/3
GGWW
Planeswalker
+1: Put a 1/1 white Soldier creature token into play.
-2: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token with deathtouch into play.
-X: Put X 3/3 green Beast creature tokens into play. 3
+1: Each player puts a 1/1 white Cat creature token on the battlefield.
-2: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token on the battlefield.
-X: Put Y 3/3 green Beast creature tokens on the battlefield, where Y is half of X rounded down. X must be 8 or greater.
[2]
Next: FUBARBR
Sorcery
Target player discards half of his or her hand at random, rounded up.
AgoniseBR
Sorcery
Target player discards half of his or her hand at random, rounded up. You lose X life for each card discarded in this way, where X is the number of cards discarded.
Flashback BR
Next: Spell StopU
Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell or ability.
Doubling Geyser
Land
:symtap:: Add 1 to your mana pool. 3, :symtap:: Double the amount of each type of mana in your mana pool. You lose 3 life and skip your next untap step.
Next:
Archibald the Murdermaster3B
Legendary Creature-Human Assassin
:symtap:: Destroy all tapped creatures target player controls. 4/3
Wrath of Shiva :1mana::symr::symw:
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. You gain life equal to their combined power. At the beginning of your next upkeep, an opponent puts a 20/10 white red indestructible avatar token into the battlefield.
Next:
Blacklead Charger2
Artifact Creature - Golem
Creatures blocking Blacklead Charger gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Haste
Trample
5/5
Jonim Cathedral
Land T: Add BB to your mana pool.
Whenever a creature dies, put a creature card at random from that creatures controllers graveyard into play under your control.
Jonim Cathedral
Land
T: Add BB to your mana pool
Whenever a creature dies, put a random creature from that creature's controller's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield from anywhere other than a player's hand, sacrifice Jonim Cathredral.
Next: Chateau Haunter1UB
Creature - Horror
Sacrifice Chateau Haunter: Destroy target creature.
Landfall - Return Chateau Haunter from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/2
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WUHanna, Pillowfort's NavigatorUW WBRAleshacratsBRW UBRGrixis Pew PewRBU URGYasova the ThreateningGRU BGGlissa the ArticiferGB WUSygg MerfolkUW RSquee, Value NabobR
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain life equal to their combined converted mana cost. Then, if you gained more than 6 life this way, sacrifice all lands you control.
Next: Lucky MercenaryWG
Creature - Human Ally
Whenever Lucky Mercenary or another ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Lucky Mercenary.
Persist "Looks like Korin made it out alive. Again."
-Parlicks, Mercenary agent
0/1
URGImperial AnimarGRU BRGProssh, Tokenmaker of KherGRB WURNarset NostalgicRUW UBR"I like your deck better" JelevaRBU UBlue BraidsU GAzusa, Lost but RampingG
WUHanna, Pillowfort's NavigatorUW WBRAleshacratsBRW UBRGrixis Pew PewRBU URGYasova the ThreateningGRU BGGlissa the ArticiferGB WUSygg MerfolkUW RSquee, Value NabobR
Spirit WardenWB
Creature-Spiric Cleric
Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield under your control you may sacrifice that creature. If you do you gain 3 life. 1/1
Gloombringer Demon BBBBBB
Creature - Demon
Flying, first strike, trample, protection from angels and archons.
Other black creatures you control get +2/+2 and have protection from white. 8/8
Gloombringer Demon BBBBBB
Creature - Demon
Flying, first strike, trample, protection from angels and archons.
Other black creatures you control get +2/+2 and have protection from white.
Whenever Gloombringer enters the battlefield or attacks, you lose half your life total, rounded up.
8/8
Next: 2UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of the end step, if it's your turn, take an extra turn after this one.
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You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
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Explosive CigarUBR
Artifact-Equipment 2: Attach ~ to target creature. Any player may activate this ability.
Destroy equipped creature.
Might of the Titans WUBRG
Sorcery
Return target permanent card with CMC 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Tap target permanent, and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Put two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens onto the battlefield. ~ deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures and/or players. Search your library for up to two land cards, and put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
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Pieces of Alara
Land - Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
(T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool)
Land
Add one mana of any color for to your mana pool and put a charge counter on Fragments of Alara
Whenever you tap Fragments of Alara for mana it deals 1 damage to you for every charge counter on it.
Next:
The Guardian W
Legendary Creature-Human Warrior
4/4
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Jophus enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step.
4/4
Next:
GG
Sorcery
Put target land on the top of its owner's library.
Legendary Creature-Human Warrior
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice ~.
You may not cast spells while you control ~.
3/3
Next:
Big Lightning Bolt RR
Instant
Big Lightning Bolt deals 6 damage to target creature or player.
[EDIT:] You posted while I was typing
Sorcery
Put target land on the tap of its owner's library. That player gains control of a Forest you control.
Next:
Humptey Dumpty 2
Artifact Creature-Golem
Whenever Humptey Dumpty is put into the graveyard from play search your library for a Knight creature and an Advisor creature and put them into play tapped without paying their mana cost. If you do shuffle your library.
1/1
You can do Oweneggr's instead. In fact, you probably should.
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Instant
~ Deals 6 damage to target creature or player. That player or creature's controller may have ~ deal 3 damage to target creature or player.
Construction Site - X
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with X counters on it.
T: Put X X/X Golem artifact creature tokens into play.
Artifact
Converter Crystal enters the battlefield with X counters on it.
:symtap:: Sacrifice Y lands and Remove Y charge counters from Converter Crystal Put Y Y/Y Golem artifact creature tokens into play.
Next:
5
Creature-
Other creatures you control have +4/+2 and trample.
When ~ comes into play there is an addition untap step followed by a combat phase followed by an untap step followed by a combat phase.
3/3
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Creature - Dragon Elemental
Other creatures you control have +4/+2 and trample.
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent untap all creatures they control and gain control of ~. If you do, after your next combat phase, there is an additional untap step followed by a combat phase followed by an untap step followed by a combat phase.
3/3
GGWW
Planeswalker
+1: Put a 1/1 white Soldier creature token into play.
-2: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token with deathtouch into play.
-X: Put X 3/3 green Beast creature tokens into play.
3
Planeswalker - Garruk
+1: Each player puts a 1/1 white Cat creature token on the battlefield.
-2: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token on the battlefield.
-X: Put Y 3/3 green Beast creature tokens on the battlefield, where Y is half of X rounded down. X must be 8 or greater.
[2]
Next:
FUBAR BR
Sorcery
Target player discards half of his or her hand at random, rounded up.
Flashback BR
Sorcery
Target player discards half of his or her hand at random, rounded up. You lose X life for each card discarded in this way, where X is the number of cards discarded.
Flashback BR
Next:
Spell Stop U
Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell or ability.
Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell or ability. If a spell is countered this way, return that card to its owner's hand.
Next:
Doubling Geyser
Land
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
3, T: Double the amount of each type of mana in your mana pool.
Land
:symtap:: Add 1 to your mana pool.
3, :symtap:: Double the amount of each type of mana in your mana pool. You lose 3 life and skip your next untap step.
Next:
Archibald the Murdermaster 3B
Legendary Creature-Human Assassin
:symtap:: Destroy all tapped creatures target player controls.
4/3
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
B,t: Destroy all tapped creatures.
1/1
Next:
Wrath of Shiva 1RW
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. You gain life equal to their combined power.
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. You gain life equal to their combined power. At the beginning of your next upkeep, an opponent puts a 20/10 white red indestructible avatar token into the battlefield.
Next:
Blacklead Charger 2
Artifact Creature - Golem
Haste
Trample
5/5
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact Creature - Golem
Creatures blocking Blacklead Charger gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Haste
Trample
5/5
Jonim Cathedral
Land
T: Add BB to your mana pool.
Whenever a creature dies, put a creature card at random from that creatures controllers graveyard into play under your control.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Land
T: Add BB to your mana pool
Whenever a creature dies, put a random creature from that creature's controller's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield from anywhere other than a player's hand, sacrifice Jonim Cathredral.
Next:
Chateau Haunter 1UB
Creature - Horror
Sacrifice Chateau Haunter: Destroy target creature.
Landfall - Return Chateau Haunter from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/2
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Modern: BRGLiving EndGRB
Legacy: UBGShardless BUGGBU
BRGProssh, Tokenmaker of KherGRB
WURNarset NostalgicRUW
UBR"I like your deck better" JelevaRBU
UBlue BraidsU
GAzusa, Lost but RampingG
WBRAleshacratsBRW
UBRGrixis Pew PewRBU
URGYasova the ThreateningGRU
BGGlissa the ArticiferGB
WUSygg MerfolkUW
RSquee, Value NabobR
Creature - Spirit Horror
Sacrifice Chateau Haunter: Destroy target creature with power 2 or less.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Chateau Haunter from your graveyard to the battlefield.
1/1
Next:
Bant's Judgment GWU
Instant
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain life equal to their combined converted mana cost.
Draw a card.
Instant
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain life equal to their combined converted mana cost. Then, if you gained more than 6 life this way, sacrifice all lands you control.
Next:
Lucky Mercenary WG
Creature - Human Ally
Whenever Lucky Mercenary or another ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Lucky Mercenary.
Persist
"Looks like Korin made it out alive. Again."
-Parlicks, Mercenary agent
0/1
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Modern: BRGLiving EndGRB
Legacy: UBGShardless BUGGBU
BRGProssh, Tokenmaker of KherGRB
WURNarset NostalgicRUW
UBR"I like your deck better" JelevaRBU
UBlue BraidsU
GAzusa, Lost but RampingG
WBRAleshacratsBRW
UBRGrixis Pew PewRBU
URGYasova the ThreateningGRU
BGGlissa the ArticiferGB
WUSygg MerfolkUW
RSquee, Value NabobR
Creature - Human Scout Ally
Whenever Scout and Shade or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Scout and Shade.
When Scout and Shade dies, if it was not a token, put a token that is a copy of Scout and Shade onto the battlefield.
0/1
Next:
Fulminator Expert (B/R)(B/R)(B/R)
Creature - Elemental Shaman
Sacrifice Fulminator Expert: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Persist
2/2
Creature - Elemental Shaman
(B/R)T, Sacrifice Fulminator Expert: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Persist
2/2
NEXT
Life Warden W
Creature - Shaman Cleric
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
1/1
Creature-Spiric Cleric
Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield under your control you may sacrifice that creature. If you do you gain 3 life.
1/1
Gloombringer Demon BBBBBB
Creature - Demon
Flying, first strike, trample, protection from angels and archons.
Other black creatures you control get +2/+2 and have protection from white.
8/8
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Creature - Demon
Flying, first strike, trample, protection from angels and archons.
Other black creatures you control get +2/+2 and have protection from white.
Whenever Gloombringer enters the battlefield or attacks, you lose half your life total, rounded up.
8/8
Next:
2UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of the end step, if it's your turn, take an extra turn after this one.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
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Enchantment
At the beginning of the end step, if it's your turn, take an extra turn after this one and sacrifice Time Sink.
2W
Creature - Goat
If ~ dies, you win the game.
0/1
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Creature-Horror
Madness-7B
If you played Goatse from your hand you lose the game.
If Goatse dies you win the game.
0/1
Next:
Explosive Cigar UBR
Artifact-Equipment
Equip 2
Destroy equipped creature.
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Artifact-Equipment
2: Attach ~ to target creature. Any player may activate this ability.
Destroy equipped creature.
Might of the Titans WUBRG
Sorcery
Return target permanent card with CMC 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Tap target permanent, and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Put two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens onto the battlefield. ~ deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures and/or players. Search your library for up to two land cards, and put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.