Tezzeret's Lackey :1mana::symu:
Artifact Creature - Construct
Whenever Tezzeret the Seeker is played or its abilities used or is involved in the game in any way, you may say: "lol" If you do, untap ~.
:symtap:: Draw a card.
1/1
Uncard Madlib X
[A noun pertaining to the game of Magic] - [The name of your favorite rock band]
This card does whatever you want it to.
[Something thought provoking and inspiring from someone famous.]
[Design Accordingly]
Vegetarian Cannibal 2GG
Creature - Barbarian Plant
When this come into play, destroy target Plant permanent.
While your eating veggies, ~This~ gains shroud. "Honey, get me the carrot sticks!"
5/5
Who Are You And Why Are You In My House? :2mana::symu::symu:
Sorcery
If you are playing this game in your house, then draw 10 cards and then discard 5 cards.
If you are not playing in your house, then discard your hand and draw 5 cards.
Xenophobic Diplomat 2WB
Creature - Human diplomat
When ~this~ come into play, exchange control of a creature you control with a creature that target opponent control. If the creature of your opponent choice is not a Human, sacrifice it and that opponent lose 5 life. "You damned dirty ape" Taylor, Planet of the apes 1/1
Yeti :2mana::symg::symg:
Creature- Myth Beast
Trample
Yeti cannot attack, block, be put into play, or be put into a Magic deck at all.
10/10 You do know it's a myth, right?
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Yawning Demon :symb::symb:
Creature - Demon
Flying
Gotcha! - Whenever an opponent yawns while this is in play, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, ~ gains +2/+2 until end of turn. 2/1
Zero Friction Boot 2
Artifact - Equipment
Equip creature gains haste and Rebound (whenever a creature with rebound is blocked, there is an additional attack phase and all creature with Rebound that where blocked in the previous attack phase this turn attack a player at random (yes even its controller).)
Equip 2
Basic Instinc GGG
Sorcery
If target oponent is of the opposit sexe, put a 3/3 pink Baby token into play, otherwise ~this~ deal 2 damage to that player and he/she can put a copy of ~this~ on the stack.
You guys skipped W, X, Y, and Z. Hence, I will do it.
Where's the Beef?G
Enchantment
If you would win the game, sacrifice ~ instead. If you do, each opponent
owes you a burger.
X' and O'sR
Sorcery
Opponents may hug and kiss you until end of turn.
Yummy W
Sorcery
Take a bite of target food product.
Zuhl BBB
Legendary Creature - Demon
If ~ is in your refrigerator, it gets +10/+10.
1/1
Caution Tape1
Artifact
You may have any number of cards named ~ in a deck.
Put ~ around one side of a card you own and control.
Cards with a card named ~ on each side of it have protection
from cards not named ~. "Moving ALONG! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!"
You guys skipped W, X, Y, and Z. Hence, I will do it.
If I'm not mistaken, we did not. Look at the bottom of the last page.
Damnation 2.0 :2mana::symb::symb:
Instant
Destroy all permanents. They can't be regenerated. "There's no way they'd print that for real."
"Duh, why do you think it's only in an un-set?"
Have At You! :1mana::symw::symw:
Sorcery
If you say "Have At You!" for each creature you control, creatures you control gain vigilence and first strike until end of turn.
Illegal Maneuver 2BR
Instant
Creatures you control without haste must attack this turn, even if they can't.
Private Mod Note
():
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To him,
Nothing has worth
Unless it belongs
To someone else.
It is not the lust for wealth
That drives him
Simply the hunter's thrill,
And the moment
Of acquisition.
Nothing is truly your own.
It is his –
Whether you know it or not.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Jackalope God Demon2GGGG
Legendary Creature - Antelope Angel Rabbit Demon WB: ~ gains flying until end of turn.
Other Antelopes you control get +2/+2 and plainswalk
Other Rabbits you control gain "sacrifice this creature: destroy target creature."
5/5
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Karate Skills :symw::symw:
Instant
Kick target player in the shins. If that player gives any indication that the kick hurt like hell, tap up to three target creatures that player controls. They don't untap during that next players untap phase. "HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"- Karate Master
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Lol1WU
Enchantment
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent laugh out loud , you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, that opponent gain 1 life and you draw a card. "Who'se laughing now? You are! Yes!"
I think that Conjugate would fit better... Negate (not the Morningtide one) UUU
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that has at least one word in the infinitive on it's name, counter that spell.
I don't know if it's worded right....
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Level 2 Judge My english may suck, so please take it easy
Ovation :symw::symu::symu:
Enchantment
Each opponent must clap and cheer whenever you do something awesome (Topdecking your only win condition, swinging for 30+ damage, drawing half your deck, successfully pulling off a 12 card combo, playing an insane guitar solo with your face, creating a crossbow out of a pair of underwear and a Jolly Rancher, wrestling a bear, jumping off of the Empire State Building and surviving... you get the picture)
If any opponent does not clap and cheer at your awe-inspiring greatness, draw 2 cards.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Quite Quiet WW
Enchantment
No talking
The first player that talks sacrifices a creature, a land, an enchantment, an artifact, and a planeswalker. Sacrifice Quite Quiet.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
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Artifact Creature - Construct
Whenever Tezzeret the Seeker is played or its abilities used or is involved in the game in any way, you may say: "lol" If you do, untap ~.
:symtap:: Draw a card.
1/1
[A noun pertaining to the game of Magic] - [The name of your favorite rock band]
This card does whatever you want it to.
[Something thought provoking and inspiring from someone famous.]
[Design Accordingly]
Creature - Barbarian Plant
When this come into play, destroy target Plant permanent.
While your eating veggies, ~This~ gains shroud.
"Honey, get me the carrot sticks!"
5/5
Sorcery
If you are playing this game in your house, then draw 10 cards and then discard 5 cards.
If you are not playing in your house, then discard your hand and draw 5 cards.
Creature - Human diplomat
When ~this~ come into play, exchange control of a creature you control with a creature that target opponent control. If the creature of your opponent choice is not a Human, sacrifice it and that opponent lose 5 life.
"You damned dirty ape" Taylor, Planet of the apes
1/1
Creature- Myth Beast
Trample
Yeti cannot attack, block, be put into play, or be put into a Magic deck at all.
10/10
You do know it's a myth, right?
{Magic: The RPG}
Creature - Demon
Flying
Gotcha! - Whenever an opponent yawns while this is in play, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, ~ gains +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/1
Artifact - Equipment
Equip creature gains haste and Rebound (whenever a creature with rebound is blocked, there is an additional attack phase and all creature with Rebound that where blocked in the previous attack phase this turn attack a player at random (yes even its controller).)
Equip 2
Creature - Ass
Trample
2/2
Sorcery
If target oponent is of the opposit sexe, put a 3/3 pink Baby token into play, otherwise ~this~ deal 2 damage to that player and he/she can put a copy of ~this~ on the stack.
Where's the Beef? G
Enchantment
If you would win the game, sacrifice ~ instead. If you do, each opponent
owes you a burger.
X' and O's R
Sorcery
Opponents may hug and kiss you until end of turn.
Yummy W
Sorcery
Take a bite of target food product.
Zuhl BBB
Legendary Creature - Demon
If ~ is in your refrigerator, it gets +10/+10.
1/1
Caution Tape 1
Artifact
You may have any number of cards named ~ in a deck.
Put ~ around one side of a card you own and control.
Cards with a card named ~ on each side of it have protection
from cards not named ~.
"Moving ALONG! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!"
Damnation 2.0 :2mana::symb::symb:
Instant
Destroy all permanents. They can't be regenerated.
"There's no way they'd print that for real."
"Duh, why do you think it's only in an un-set?"
If I'm not mistaken, we did not. Look at the bottom of the last page.
Error U
Enchantment
This card doesn't work.
Instant
Target creature fails. [i](Until end of turn, target creature can't attack, block, use any activated abilities.)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
If enchanted creature's controller would fart, remove enchanted
creature from the game.
Sorcery
If you say "Have At You!" for each creature you control, creatures you control gain vigilence and first strike until end of turn.
Instant
Creatures you control without haste must attack this turn, even if they can't.
For the rest of the Seer's Parables click here
The "P" in my name comes from a magicthegathering.com article in which they were contemplating adding a sixth color to Magic for Planar Chaos. here is a link to that article
Legendary Creature - Antelope Angel Rabbit Demon
WB: ~ gains flying until end of turn.
Other Antelopes you control get +2/+2 and plainswalk
Other Rabbits you control gain "sacrifice this creature: destroy target creature."
5/5
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Instant
Kick target player in the shins. If that player gives any indication that the kick hurt like hell, tap up to three target creatures that player controls. They don't untap during that next players untap phase.
"HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"- Karate Master
{Magic: The RPG}
Enchantment
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent laugh out loud , you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, that opponent gain 1 life and you draw a card.
"Who'se laughing now? You are! Yes!"
Enchantment
Whenever someone says "okay" or variations of that, you may untap a land.
Negate (not the Morningtide one) UUU
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that has at least one word in the infinitive on it's name, counter that spell.
I don't know if it's worded right....
My english may suck, so please take it easy
Enchantment
Each opponent must clap and cheer whenever you do something awesome (Topdecking your only win condition, swinging for 30+ damage, drawing half your deck, successfully pulling off a 12 card combo, playing an insane guitar solo with your face, creating a crossbow out of a pair of underwear and a Jolly Rancher, wrestling a bear, jumping off of the Empire State Building and surviving... you get the picture)
If any opponent does not clap and cheer at your awe-inspiring greatness, draw 2 cards.
{Magic: The RPG}
Creature - Human Magic Player
Haste, shroud, islandwalk
3/3
Enchantment
No talking
The first player that talks sacrifices a creature, a land, an enchantment, an artifact, and a planeswalker. Sacrifice Quite Quiet.
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)