Chronoplasm- 4UU
Creature- Ooze
Cumulative Upkeep- 1
At the end of turn, if there are six or more age counters on this, remove all age counters from Chronoplasm and you gain an extra turn after this.
Chronoplasm has +0/+1 for each Age counter on it.
2/2
Devouring Zombie :4mana::symb::symb:
Creature- Zombie Cannibal
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all cards in each players graveyard from the game. Put that many +1/+1 counters on Devouring Zombie. He eats those dead, dying, and soon to die.
3/1
Photon Eater2RW
Creature- Spirit
Whenever a land is tapped for R or W, you may pay 2. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Photon Eater
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Photon Eater: Gain 2 life. 1, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Photon Eater: Photon Eater deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
Tuatha de Danaan :2mana::symw::symg:
Creature-Spirit Advisor Warrior
Whenever a creature comes into play, you may gain two life.
:3mana:: Put a 1/1 green and white Human Settler creature token into play.
3/5
Faust the Silver Tongue :1mana::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a creature in play you don't control at random.
:0mana:: tap chosen creature.
:symtap:: Faust the Silver Tongue deals damage equal to his power to chosen creature Faust never needed physical strength. His charisma and agility replaced it perfectly
2/3
Psychoburner 2BR
1: Psychoburner deals 1 damage to target creature or player, and 1 damage to itself. Damage dealt this way cannot be prevented or redirected
3/3 He burned himself out...literally
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Official Character Sheet Shredder of DAMNIT
DAMNIT: I should never have to shred my own character sheet in frustration.
Glamdring, the Foehammer :3mana::symw::symu:
Legendary Fox Ninja Soldier
ninjutsu cost:
When GtF deals combat damage to a player, that player must admit that you are the coolest duelist to ever exist, just because you have GtF in your deck. If they do not, punch them. Either way, they lose the duel, even if they control a Plantinum Angel.
No, he's not from LOTR,they just copied him!
-Glamdring, in disguise 2/3
Elemental WUBRG
Legendary Creature- Elemental
[Coolest art][/coolest art]
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~.
When ~ comes into play, return all other creatures to their owner's hand.
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player sacrifices a creature.
Haste
~ can deal its damage as though it weren't blocked.
7/7
EnemyWithin, Mad Poet 2BB
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard
When EnemyWithin, Mad Poet comes into
play, pay 4 life and draw 2 cards. Guard 1: So what drove him insane?
Guard 2: He was touched by an evil, insane god.
Guard 1: (Thinks a moment) Where?
4/4
Yeah...weird, I know. I tried to my best to make a clever flavor text, but its probably just dumb. "Mad Poet" is an allusion to Lovecraft's "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, who supposed wrote the Necronomicon and was then murdered by invisible creatures in broad daylight.
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Currently playing:
In Modern:
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Sabbath_Fiend, Swarm Rotmage
Legendary Creature - Centaur Horror ( R )
At the beginnig of each player's upkeep, each one of that player's oponents sacrifices two nonland permanents. 2: Until end of turn, whenever you would draw a card, you may instead draw a card from a player's graveyard as though you were drawing a card from your library.
4/6
DarkByDesign 2RBB
Enchantment
Creatures you control are black in addition to their other colors, and gain fear.
Creatures you control gain, "B:Regenerate this creature."
Creatures you control gain, "R:This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
"It's said that a great cursemage once created it. A spell with such evil intentions, if set loose upon the world, could destroy us all." -Chainer
Mondu the Immortal [mana]/G[mana]
Creature Human Legend
As ~ comes into play, reveal your hand. ~ comes into play with X +1/+1 counters for every card named Mondu the Immortal revealed this way.
1/1
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"Sometimes, the situation is outracing a threat, sometimes it's ignoring it, and sometimes it involves sideboarding in 4x Hope//Pray." --Doug Linn
Moss Elemental2GGG
Creature - Elemental
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay x. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on ~. Spend only green mana on X.
3/3
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Zapp Rowsdower, Canadian Hero - 2RWR
Legendary Creature - Human Drunk
Protection from Cultists and Heckling Robots
When Zapp Rowsdower comes into play, you may search your library for a card named "Troy Pipper, Son of Csonka" and put it into play.
4/4
Alexander DarVoid 3UU
Legendary Creature- Human Wizard
Spells you play cost more to play.
Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, remove it from the game upon resolution.
Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may counter it. If you do, play an instant or sorcery spell removed from the game by Alexander DarVoid without playing its mana cost. Then remove it from the game.
1/1
Sliver Underlord
Legendary Creature- Demon Sliver
When ~ comes into play, sac a creture you control. 4: put target sliver in a graveyard into play under your control. That sliver is a zombie in addition to its other types.
7/7
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Avvy from Le Gambit Extendo-Sliver Master of Death and Taxes
You really can't get away.
I've tried.
Kroen, Master InfernoRRR
Legendary Creature-Dragon Lord (R)
Flying, haste, trample
Dragon spells cost R less to play for each Dragon in play.
Other Dragons get +1/+0 and have first strike.
Kroen, Master Inferno is indestructible. RRR: Kroen gets +X/+0 untile end of turn, where X is 3 plus the number of each other dragon in play. 1/2
Istanbul, Control Mage :2mana::symw::symu::symu:
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
:symu:, put a -1/-1 counter on ~: Counter target spell unless its controller pays and 1 life.
Sacrifice ~: Gain control of target creature. No.
2/5
Greenman
4/10
Legendary Creature-Elemental Spirit Druid (R)
Greenman comes into paly with a tome counter for each green creature in play. When a player plays a green creature put a tome counter on Greenman.
Remove 2 tome counters from Greenman: draw a card. "Live long and prosper" -Vulcan Saying
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Upon taking up the sleeping habits of Keith Richards (Which involves sleeping upside down like a bat to gain immortality),the only people left after the apocalypse will be Me, Keith, cockroaches, and goths and emo's. Man, its going to be a long eternity.
Lock Down :3mana::symw::symu:
Legendary Creature - Ninja
Vigilance, First Strike
When ~ is in play, players other then you play with there hands revealed.
When ~ deals combat to a player gain 3 life and draw a card.
Ninjutsu :1mana::symw::symu: Swift, Silent and Deadly
5/4
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It's time to get out of the desert and into the sun.
Blobman, Fat Skinny Kid1RGW Legendary Creature- Human Muatant
Haste, Vigilence
Sacrifice a permanent: Blobman gets +X/+X until end of turn X equal to sacrificed permanents converted mana cost 1/3 Its a monkey? Its a monster? No, its a middle schooler!
Lord_Kaos - 3RRR
Legendary Creature - Avatar Lord
Double
When ~ attacks, flip a coin if the coin comes up head, switch ~ creatures power and toughness (This effect does not end at end of turn.)
Whenever ~ deals combat damage, double ~ power. (This effect does not end at end of turn.)
3/2 It's not the will nor the way, it just is.
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Creature- Ooze
Cumulative Upkeep- 1
At the end of turn, if there are six or more age counters on this, remove all age counters from Chronoplasm and you gain an extra turn after this.
Chronoplasm has +0/+1 for each Age counter on it.
2/2
There is an imposter among us...
Creature- Zombie Cannibal
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all cards in each players graveyard from the game. Put that many +1/+1 counters on Devouring Zombie.
He eats those dead, dying, and soon to die.
3/1
Creature- Spirit
Whenever a land is tapped for R or W, you may pay 2. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Photon Eater
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Photon Eater: Gain 2 life.
1, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Photon Eater: Photon Eater deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
Creature-Spirit Advisor Warrior
Whenever a creature comes into play, you may gain two life.
:3mana:: Put a 1/1 green and white Human Settler creature token into play.
3/5
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a creature in play you don't control at random.
:0mana:: tap chosen creature.
:symtap:: Faust the Silver Tongue deals damage equal to his power to chosen creature
Faust never needed physical strength. His charisma and agility replaced it perfectly
2/3
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Stardust Siggies! Wonderful graphics:D
1: Psychoburner deals 1 damage to target creature or player, and 1 damage to itself. Damage dealt this way cannot be prevented or redirected
3/3
He burned himself out...literally
Legendary Fox Ninja Soldier
ninjutsu cost:
When GtF deals combat damage to a player, that player must admit that you are the coolest duelist to ever exist, just because you have GtF in your deck. If they do not, punch them. Either way, they lose the duel, even if they control a Plantinum Angel.
No, he's not from LOTR,they just copied him!
-Glamdring, in disguise
2/3
Really important guy at the [499]!
Legendary Creature- Elemental
[Coolest art][/coolest art]
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~.
When ~ comes into play, return all other creatures to their owner's hand.
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player sacrifices a creature.
Haste
~ can deal its damage as though it weren't blocked.
7/7
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard
When EnemyWithin, Mad Poet comes into
play, pay 4 life and draw 2 cards.
Guard 1: So what drove him insane?
Guard 2: He was touched by an evil, insane god.
Guard 1: (Thinks a moment) Where?
Yeah...weird, I know. I tried to my best to make a clever flavor text, but its probably just dumb. "Mad Poet" is an allusion to Lovecraft's "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, who supposed wrote the Necronomicon and was then murdered by invisible creatures in broad daylight.
In Modern:
:symu::symw::symr: Holy Rollers (Geist Tempo)
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Legendary Creature - Centaur Horror ( R )
At the beginnig of each player's upkeep, each one of that player's oponents sacrifices two nonland permanents.
2: Until end of turn, whenever you would draw a card, you may instead draw a card from a player's graveyard as though you were drawing a card from your library.
4/6
Enchantment
Creatures you control are black in addition to their other colors, and gain fear.
Creatures you control gain, "B:Regenerate this creature."
Creatures you control gain, "R:This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
"It's said that a great cursemage once created it. A spell with such evil intentions, if set loose upon the world, could destroy us all." -Chainer
Creature Human Legend
As ~ comes into play, reveal your hand. ~ comes into play with X +1/+1 counters for every card named Mondu the Immortal revealed this way.
1/1
"Sometimes, the situation is outracing a threat, sometimes it's ignoring it, and sometimes it involves sideboarding in 4x Hope//Pray." --Doug Linn
Moss Elemental 2GGG
Creature - Elemental
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay x. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on ~. Spend only green mana on X.
3/3
Legendary Creature - Human Drunk
Protection from Cultists and Heckling Robots
When Zapp Rowsdower comes into play, you may search your library for a card named "Troy Pipper, Son of Csonka" and put it into play.
4/4
Legendary Creature- Human Wizard
Spells you play cost more to play.
Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, remove it from the game upon resolution.
Whenever you play an instant or sorcery spell, you may counter it. If you do, play an instant or sorcery spell removed from the game by Alexander DarVoid without playing its mana cost. Then remove it from the game.
1/1
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Legendary Creature- Demon Sliver
When ~ comes into play, sac a creture you control.
4: put target sliver in a graveyard into play under your control. That sliver is a zombie in addition to its other types.
7/7
Avvy from Le Gambit
Extendo-Sliver
Master of Death and Taxes
You really can't get away.
I've tried.
Legendary Creature-Dragon Lord (R)
Flying, haste, trample
Dragon spells cost R less to play for each Dragon in play.
Other Dragons get +1/+0 and have first strike.
Kroen, Master Inferno is indestructible.
RRR: Kroen gets +X/+0 untile end of turn, where X is 3 plus the number of each other dragon in play.
1/2
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Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
:symu:, put a -1/-1 counter on ~: Counter target spell unless its controller pays and 1 life.
Sacrifice ~: Gain control of target creature.
No.
2/5
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Greenman
4/10
Legendary Creature-Elemental Spirit Druid (R)
Greenman comes into paly with a tome counter for each green creature in play. When a player plays a green creature put a tome counter on Greenman.
Remove 2 tome counters from Greenman: draw a card.
"Live long and prosper"
-Vulcan Saying
Legendary Creature - Ninja
Vigilance, First Strike
When ~ is in play, players other then you play with there hands revealed.
When ~ deals combat to a player gain 3 life and draw a card.
Ninjutsu :1mana::symw::symu:
Swift, Silent and Deadly
5/4
Legendary Creature- Human Muatant
Haste, Vigilence
Sacrifice a permanent: Blobman gets +X/+X until end of turn X equal to sacrificed permanents converted mana cost
1/3
Its a monkey? Its a monster? No, its a middle schooler!
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Legendary Creature - Avatar Lord
Double
When ~ attacks, flip a coin if the coin comes up head, switch ~ creatures power and toughness (This effect does not end at end of turn.)
Whenever ~ deals combat damage, double ~ power. (This effect does not end at end of turn.)
3/2
It's not the will nor the way, it just is.
Behind the eyes of truth, is a world of illustions.
Dragon Riderof a Mist Dragonn anyway with the Dragon Riders Clan.
Legendary Creature--Human Wizard
Flying
t: Counter target spell.
t: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
t: Draw a card.
Brains over brawn.
0/2
Creature - Spanglegluppet
Whenever someone mispronounces ~'s name, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
"SNAGGGLEPLUGGet???!!?!???"
3/3
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books