It has to have a fairly mediocre ability when compared to Hill Giant, so:
Laughing Giant 3R
Creature - Giant
:symtap:: Target creature you control can't attack this turn. He laughed so hard, ponds of tears splashed to the ground.
3/3
Next: Give this card a mana cost and card type (instant or sorcery)
Silent Prayer [cost]
[type]
You gain 10 life. The elders pray for respect, knowledge, and forgiveness. The children pray for that new bike.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Ranas Javelineer :2mana::symr::symr:
Creature- Etos Soldier
First Strike
~ comes into play with 2 javelin counters on it.
Remove a javelin counter from ~: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
Rakdos Berserker 2RR
Creature - Demon Berserker
Haste, Trample, First Strike
Whenever another creature comes into play under an opponent's control, sacrifice Rakdos Berserker and it deals 4 damage to that creature.
4/2
... Hyena 1RG
Creature - Hyena
When ... Hyena comes into play...
2/1
Pulverizing Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem
Trample
:symtap:: ~ deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If that damage is more than that creature's toughness, deal the excess damage to that creature's controller.
6/4
Next:
Doom ??
Sorcery
????? The last spell you'll ever hear.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Fade into Nothingness :symu::symb:
Sorcery
Remove target player's library from the game. At end of turn, put those cards into their owner's graveyard, then shuffle that player's graveyard into his or her library. Don't think.
Next:
Mountain's Peak
Land T:Add to your mana pool. R,t:????? Flavor text optional
Mountain's Peak
Land
: Add to your mana pool.
:symr:, : ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player. ~ does not untap during your next untap step. Legend has it someone has reached the top, only to die up there. It is believed his spirit throws rocks from the top in the hopes he gest rescued.
Eternal Anger?RG
Sorcery
????
Epic
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Steam Dreadnought
Artifact Creature - Dreadnought
Whenever Steam Dreadnought attacks, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn.
:symtap:: ~ deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
4/4
???? 3UR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
????
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Violent Control :3mana::symu::symr:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has "t:This creature deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Next:
Over the Hills and Far Away 1G
Sorcery
????? ?????
Over the Hills and Far Away :1mana::symg:
Sorcery
Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. Over the Hills and far away, there was this monster...
Avatar of Madness3colour mana
Creature - Avatar
Keyword ability
Activated ability
6/6
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Avatar of MadnessGGU
Creature - Avatar
Madness 1GGU (You may play this card for its madness cost at the time you discard it from your hand) GU, Discard a card from your hand: Avatar
of Madness gets +2/+2 and becomes the color of
your choice until end of turn. "Wow,and I thought Wild Mongrel was broken!"
6/6
next: Needs mana cost and flavor text Sidewinder
Creature-Snake
Whenever Sidewinder attacks it gets +1/+1 until
end of turn.
Sidewinder cannot be blocked unless defending
player sacrifices a land.
2/2
Sidewinder 2RG
Creature-Snake
Whenever Sidewinder attacks it gets +1/+1 until
end of turn.
Sidewinder cannot be blocked unless defending
player sacrifices a land.
2/2 100% pure poison, no living thing is safe from it.
Fast Forward 3UU
Instant
You may skip your next start phase rather than pay Fast Forward's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller skips his or her next start phase.
Izzet MindflashXUR
Instant
Izzet Mindflash deals X damage to target
player and that player draws X cards. It teaches you many things, but it shortens
the time you have to use them.
Lazy ___ (green creature)
Creature -- ___
~ does not untap during your untap step.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
:1mana:: Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Laughing Giant 3R
Creature -- Giant
[ability]
He laughed so hard, ponds of tears splashed to the ground.
3/3
Make a card called Long For This World.
Laughing Giant 3R
Creature - Giant
:symtap:: Target creature you control can't attack this turn.
He laughed so hard, ponds of tears splashed to the ground.
3/3
Next: Give this card a mana cost and card type (instant or sorcery)
Silent Prayer [cost]
[type]
You gain 10 life.
The elders pray for respect, knowledge, and forgiveness. The children pray for that new bike.
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Sorcery
You gain 10 life.
The elders pray for respect, knowledge, and forgiveness. The children pray for that new bike.
Next:
[Name] 2BBB
Creature--Gorgon
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, draw that many cards and lose that much life.
[?/?]
Creature--Gorgon
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, draw that many cards and lose that much life.
4/3
Next- give this an ability
Ranas Javelineer 2RR
Creature- Etos Soldier
???????
2/2
(Note- An Etos is a fairly humanoid, weapon-happy sentient creature who is covered with porcupine-like red spikes along his/her arms, legs, and back.)
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature- Etos Soldier
First Strike
~ comes into play with 2 javelin counters on it.
Remove a javelin counter from ~: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
Next:
Blue Power :symu::symu:
Instant
Counter....
Finish the ability.
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controler pays 1.
If he or she does, return ~ to your hand.
Evil Elf of Flame Mana
Creature- Elf Berzerker
Ability
2/2
Creature- Elf Berzerker
Whenever ~ is put into a graveyard from play, target player discards a card and loses 2 life.
2/2
Name
Land
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice name unless...
:symtap:: Add one mana of any colour to your mana pool.
Land
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~ unless you pay :1mana:.
:symtap:: Add one mana of any colour to your mana pool.
Next:
???? Berserker ??
Creature--???? Berserker
Haste, Trample, First Strike
?????
4/2
Give it a name, color (2 colored mana of the same color in addition to the :2mana:), race, and ability.
Creature - Demon Berserker
Haste, Trample, First Strike
Whenever another creature comes into play under an opponent's control, sacrifice Rakdos Berserker and it deals 4 damage to that creature.
4/2
... Hyena 1RG
Creature - Hyena
When ... Hyena comes into play...
2/1
Creature - Hyena
When Mad Hyena comes into play, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player and you gain 1 life.
2/1
??? Golem 7
Artifact Creature - Golem
Keyword ability
:symtap:: ????
?/4
Artifact Creature - Golem
Trample
:symtap:: ~ deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If that damage is more than that creature's toughness, deal the excess damage to that creature's controller.
6/4
Next:
Doom ??
Sorcery
?????
The last spell you'll ever hear.
Sorcery
Target player loses X life, where X is the number of cards in target opponent's library.
The last spell you'll ever hear.
Next:
Goblin ???? 1RR
Creature- Goblin ????
When this card comes into play, ????
4/4
Creature - Goblin Shaman
When ~ comes into play, sacrifice a land.
4/4
Next:
Fade into Nothingness UB
Sorcery
???
Flavour text
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Sorcery
Remove target player's library from the game. At end of turn, put those cards into their owner's graveyard, then shuffle that player's graveyard into his or her library.
Don't think.
Next:
Mountain's Peak
Land
T:Add to your mana pool.
R,t:?????
Flavor text optional
Land
: Add to your mana pool.
:symr:, : ~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player. ~ does not untap during your next untap step.
Legend has it someone has reached the top, only to die up there. It is believed his spirit throws rocks from the top in the hopes he gest rescued.
Eternal Anger ?RG
Sorcery
????
Epic
Sorcery
Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains first strike, trample, and haste until end of turn.
Epic
Next:
Steam ??? 6
Artifact Creature- ???
Whenever Steam ??? attacks, ???.
:symtap:: ???
4/4
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Artifact Creature - Dreadnought
Whenever Steam Dreadnought attacks, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn.
:symtap:: ~ deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
4/4
???? 3UR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
????
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has "t:This creature deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Next:
Over the Hills and Far Away 1G
Sorcery
?????
?????
Sorcery
Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, and put it in your hand.
Over the Hills and far away, there was this monster...
Avatar of Madness 3colour mana
Creature - Avatar
Keyword ability
Activated ability
6/6
Creature - Avatar
Madness 1GGU (You may play this card
for its madness cost at the time you discard it
from your hand)
GU, Discard a card from your hand: Avatar
of Madness gets +2/+2 and becomes the color of
your choice until end of turn.
"Wow,and I thought Wild Mongrel was broken!"
6/6
next: Needs mana cost and flavor text
Sidewinder
Creature-Snake
Whenever Sidewinder attacks it gets +1/+1 until
end of turn.
Sidewinder cannot be blocked unless defending
player sacrifices a land.
2/2
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“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Creature-Snake
Whenever Sidewinder attacks it gets +1/+1 until
end of turn.
Sidewinder cannot be blocked unless defending
player sacrifices a land.
2/2
100% pure poison, no living thing is safe from it.
??? 5WB
Legendary Creature -
Fear, vigilance
Activated ability
5/5
Legendary Creature - Avatar
Fear, vigilance
:symw::symb:: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
5/5
Next:
???? ????
Creature--Elf
T:Add ?????? to your mana pool.
Ability
?/2
Creature--Elf
: Add G to your mana pool.
~ can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.
2/2
??? 3UU
Instant
Alternate cost
Counter target spell unless its controller...
3UU
Instant
You may skip your next start phase rather than pay Fast Forward's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller skips his or her next start phase.
Izzet... :?mana::symu::symr:
Instant
Izzet... deals __ damage to target...
Secondary effect
Instant
Izzet Mindflash deals X damage to target
player and that player draws X cards.
It teaches you many things, but it shortens
the time you have to use them.
Lazy ___ (green creature)
Creature -- ___
~ does not untap during your untap step.
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