Ilg's Inane Life3W
Enchantment- Saga (U)
(1:) Create Ilg, a legendary 2/2 white Human creature token.
(2:) Create Zibi, a legendary 1/3 blue Human creature token that is paired with Ilg as long as you control Ilg. As long as those creatures are paired, sacrifice one whenever the other leaves the battlefield.
(3:) Create Zell, a legendary 1/1 white, blue, and red Human Warrior creature token with vigilance, prowess, and haste. If you don't control Ilg and Zibi, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn, and attacks this turn if able.
Prahy, Sire of Thallids1G
Creature - Fungus (Rare)
When Prahy, Sire of Thallids enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is half the number of Fungus and Saproling creatures you control, rounded up. 3B, Sacrifice two creatures: Return Prahy from your graveyard to your hand. Some thallids just want to watch the world grow.
1/2
Nia, Boring Surficial 3UU
Legendary Creature - Human Professor t: put a lecture counter on ~
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they tap a number of permenants equal to the number of lecture counters on ~
1/1
Next - Never trust the circus
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Ash Rompix RRRRR
Legendary Creature - Elemental
Haste
When Ash Rompix enters the battlefield, it deals X damage divided among any number of targets, where X is the difference between your current life total and your starting life total.
6/1
Next:
Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea
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This may be the weirdest and most illogical card I've ever posted.
A Thousand Apple RipenGW
Enchantment
Before you untap during your untap step, put a fruit counter on each untapped basic land you control.
Lands you control have "T, Remove a fruit counter from this land: Add one mana of any color."
Remove five fruit counters from among permanents you control: Transform A Thousand Apple Ripen.
////////////////////////////////////// See Evil Whine
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys a noncreature permanent you control, you may remove a fruit counter from a land you control to destroy target permanent that opponent controls. 3: Transform See Evil Whine, or put a fruit counter on target land you control.
Next: He Man and the Masters of the Universe
She Ra, Princess of Power
Transformers
Canny Himkay2G
Creature- Hound Scout (C)
When Canny Himkay deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. If it is a land, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped.
2/3
Next: Mythic and legendary
Jank rare
Power uncommon
Hestdogan, The Ice Maw5SU
Legendary Snow Creature - Hellion
Hestdogan, The Ice Maw gets +1/+1 for each snow permanent you control.
When you cast Hestdogan, The Ice Maw you may sacrifice any number of snow permanents, if you do, return all creatures under opponents control with converted mana cost X or less to their owners hands where X is the number of snow permanents sacrificed.
3/3
Next:
I'm so unlucky or
A glass of water or
fast and furious
C'yu Soul Mink2W
Creature - Ferret
Plainswalk, Forestwalk
If you would take 4 or more damage from a single source, instead sacrifice C'yu Soul Mink and gain 4 life.
2/2
Next:
Purple people eater or
Brexit In Name Only or
Leggo my Eggo
Prevent all damage done to Gooey Gmelgg.
If a creature would deal damage to Gooey Gmelgg, instead tap it and that creature does not untap during it's controllers next untap step.
1/2
4 G's is a lot
Next:
What time is it or
automatic for the people or
don quixote
"No Exit" Quod
Legendary Land
"No Exit" Quod enters the battlefield tapped.
Creatures with Prison counters cannot untap. "No Exit" Quod cannot untap while there is a creature with a Prison counter on the battlefield. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature with a Prison counter then lose 2 life if this placed any counters. 2, T: Add CWB. WB, T: Put a Prison counter on target tapped creature. "And throw away the key!"
Next:
Brexit In Name Only
or
One Googolplex
or
Graham's Number
Renxt-Mane Lion BoyUBRG
Artifact Creature - Human Cat
2,T: Renxt-Mane Lion Boy fights another target creature, if that creature dies this way, put 2 +1/+1 counters on Renxt-Mane Lion Boy at the beginning of the next end step.
A mane of etherium stained red.
2/2
Next:
Giant Enemy Crab OR
Weakpoint for Massive Damage
Betraying Camen 2RR
Creature - Human
Haste, Indestructible
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, that player gains control of ~
6/1
Next:
What if bees were humans
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I attempted to answer the question of "what if bees were human", but it didn't exactly happen.
He Fuses With War-Beeman
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, target creature becomes a 4/4 green insect creature with flying, deathtouch, and all other abilities it already had.
Next
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
or
Beetlejuice
Ice be el Jute 2UU
Sorcery
Target blue creature loses all abilities and becomes one of the following:
An artifact token named leather with, "t: target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn"
A 0/2 blue Ice creature token
Next:
Gravity Falls
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Vrtif, Gas Ally3RB
Legendary Creature - Elemental Ally
Flying
When Vrtif, Gas Ally or another Ally enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an untapped Mountain: Return Vrtif, Gas Ally to its owners hand.
Sacrifice an untapped Swamp: Return Vrtif, Gas Ally to its owners hand.
Enchantment- Saga (U)
(1:) Create Ilg, a legendary 2/2 white Human creature token.
(2:) Create Zibi, a legendary 1/3 blue Human creature token that is paired with Ilg as long as you control Ilg. As long as those creatures are paired, sacrifice one whenever the other leaves the battlefield.
(3:) Create Zell, a legendary 1/1 white, blue, and red Human Warrior creature token with vigilance, prowess, and haste. If you don't control Ilg and Zibi, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn, and attacks this turn if able.
Next:
Walking backwards
or
Superman's socks
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Enchantment
Opponents cannot gain life.
Creatures you control gain Deathtouch.
Each opponent’s maximum hand size is four.
Next - Life is short, play hard
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Creature - Fungus (Rare)
When Prahy, Sire of Thallids enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is half the number of Fungus and Saproling creatures you control, rounded up.
3B, Sacrifice two creatures: Return Prahy from your graveyard to your hand.
Some thallids just want to watch the world grow.
1/2
Next: Forget me not
Or Eat your pizza
Artifact
T: Scry 1, put a study counter on Tome of Grent
T, Remove a study counter from Tome of Grent: Draw a card.
Next:
One Two three
or
Cowabunga, dude
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My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Legendary Land Creature
: Add .
The Nowo Tree gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.
0/0
Next - California is Burning
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Legendary Creature - Human Professor
t: put a lecture counter on ~
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they tap a number of permenants equal to the number of lecture counters on ~
1/1
Next - Never trust the circus
Creature- Salamander Rebel
Whenever a player casts a spell, Irreverent Scuthscut deals 1 damage to that player.
3/1
Next:
Griselbrand,
Mox Saphire, or
Joraga Treespeaker
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My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
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Legendary Creature - Elemental
Haste
When Ash Rompix enters the battlefield, it deals X damage divided among any number of targets, where X is the difference between your current life total and your starting life total.
6/1
Next:
Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea
A Thousand Apple Ripen GW
Enchantment
Before you untap during your untap step, put a fruit counter on each untapped basic land you control.
Lands you control have "T, Remove a fruit counter from this land: Add one mana of any color."
Remove five fruit counters from among permanents you control: Transform A Thousand Apple Ripen.
//////////////////////////////////////
See Evil Whine
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys a noncreature permanent you control, you may remove a fruit counter from a land you control to destroy target permanent that opponent controls.
3: Transform See Evil Whine, or put a fruit counter on target land you control.
Next:
He Man and the Masters of the Universe
She Ra, Princess of Power
Transformers
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Instant
As a additional cost to this spell, upload another card from your hand
Put an uploaded card you own into your hand
(Uploaded cards are in exile face up. It's owner may pay 3 to put an uploaded card in their hand)
Next
Yank my chain
Over the top
You can't always get what you want
Creature- Hound Scout (C)
When Canny Himkay deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. If it is a land, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped.
2/3
Next:
Mythic and legendary
Jank rare
Power uncommon
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My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
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Artifact
Sacrifice Runke Jar: Target opponent loses 1 life.
Next (randomly generated by my auto fill)
The current version
We can do the same thing
I just wanted to let you know
Jalira, Master Polymorphist | Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder | Bosh, Iron Golem | Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Brago, King Eternal | Oona, Queen of the Fae | Wort, Boggart Auntie | Wort, the Raidmother
Captain Sisay | Rhys, the Redeemed | Trostani, Selesnya's Voice | Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight | Obzedat, Ghost Council | Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind | Vorel of the Hull Clade
Uril, the Miststalker | Prossh, Skyraider of Kher | Nicol Bolas | Progenitus
Ghave, Guru of Spores | Zedruu the Greathearted | Damia, Sage of Stone | Riku of Two Reflections
Legendary Snow Creature - Hellion
Hestdogan, The Ice Maw gets +1/+1 for each snow permanent you control.
When you cast Hestdogan, The Ice Maw you may sacrifice any number of snow permanents, if you do, return all creatures under opponents control with converted mana cost X or less to their owners hands where X is the number of snow permanents sacrificed.
3/3
Next:
I'm so unlucky
or
A glass of water
or
fast and furious
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Ferret
Plainswalk, Forestwalk
If you would take 4 or more damage from a single source, instead sacrifice C'yu Soul Mink and gain 4 life.
2/2
Next:
Purple people eater
or
Brexit In Name Only
or
Leggo my Eggo
Creature - Elemental Ooze
Prevent all damage done to Gooey Gmelgg.
If a creature would deal damage to Gooey Gmelgg, instead tap it and that creature does not untap during it's controllers next untap step.
1/2
4 G's is a lot
Next:
What time is it
or
automatic for the people
or
don quixote
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
I Ham Wittiest 1UR
Sorcery
The first player to make a pun about pigs that has not yet been said this game draws 5 cards
NEXT
Live like a maggot in bacon
Legendary Creature - Atog Wizard
Haste
Sacrifice an artifact: Ciabo Kilnn, Evil Atog Mage gets +3/+3 gains Menace and deals 2 damage to you.
3/3
Next:
automatic for the people
Or
don quixote
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Instant
Destroy all creatures that crewed a vehicle this turn. Then, destroy a vehicle
Next
What if bees decided to take over the government of France?
Legendary Land
"No Exit" Quod enters the battlefield tapped.
Creatures with Prison counters cannot untap. "No Exit" Quod cannot untap while there is a creature with a Prison counter on the battlefield. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature with a Prison counter then lose 2 life if this placed any counters.
2, T: Add CWB.
WB, T: Put a Prison counter on target tapped creature.
"And throw away the key!"
Next:
Brexit In Name Only
or
One Googolplex
or
Graham's Number
Volrath, your post wasnt showing up when I posted. So, I guess choose either of our next things
Artifact Creature - Human Cat
2,T: Renxt-Mane Lion Boy fights another target creature, if that creature dies this way, put 2 +1/+1 counters on Renxt-Mane Lion Boy at the beginning of the next end step.
A mane of etherium stained red.
2/2
Next:
Giant Enemy Crab
OR
Weakpoint for Massive Damage
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Human
Haste, Indestructible
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, that player gains control of ~
6/1
Next:
What if bees were humans
He Fuses With War-Beeman
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, target creature becomes a 4/4 green insect creature with flying, deathtouch, and all other abilities it already had.
Next
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
or
Beetlejuice
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Sorcery
Target blue creature loses all abilities and becomes one of the following:
An artifact token named leather with, "t: target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn"
A 0/2 blue Ice creature token
Next:
Gravity Falls
Legendary Creature - Elemental Ally
Flying
When Vrtif, Gas Ally or another Ally enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an untapped Mountain: Return Vrtif, Gas Ally to its owners hand.
Sacrifice an untapped Swamp: Return Vrtif, Gas Ally to its owners hand.
3/1
Next:
automatic for the people
or
what time is it
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock