Fair Play Steed W
Creature - Horse {C}
Horsemanship
When ~ is attacking a player with more life than you, ~'s power is equal to the difference. He'll settle the score.
*/1
Oni Combat Medic B
Creature - Demon Warrior Shaman {C}
Banding
When a band ~ is in inflicts combat damage to a player, you can return target creature in your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Oni medicine has been compared to necromancy.
0/1
Upheaval Swordsman U
Creature - Human Warrior {C}
Whenever ~ inflicts combat damage to a player, that player returns all artifacts and enchantments on their battlefield to their hand. Woosh!
1/2
Fair Play Steed - Basically unblockable Repay in Kind on hit for W? No chance for this to be printable, I'm afraid; there are waaaaay too many combos here.
Oni Combat Medic - In Magic, at least, being a "Combat Medic" and being 0/1 fly in the face of what an Oni is. This is definitely something interesting in terms of banding, a long-deprecated mechanic that I think might be able to work at least in custom designs, but it's not remotely common and the flavor's all off.
Upheaval Swordsman - Also not common, and also needs to cost more.
Creature - Horse {C}
Horsemanship
When ~ is attacking a player with more life than you, ~'s power is equal to the difference.
He'll settle the score.
*/1
Oni Combat Medic B
Creature - Demon Warrior Shaman {C}
Banding
When a band ~ is in inflicts combat damage to a player, you can return target creature in your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Oni medicine has been compared to necromancy.
0/1
Upheaval Swordsman U
Creature - Human Warrior {C}
Whenever ~ inflicts combat damage to a player, that player returns all artifacts and enchantments on their battlefield to their hand.
Woosh!
1/2
Oni Combat Medic - In Magic, at least, being a "Combat Medic" and being 0/1 fly in the face of what an Oni is. This is definitely something interesting in terms of banding, a long-deprecated mechanic that I think might be able to work at least in custom designs, but it's not remotely common and the flavor's all off.
Upheaval Swordsman - Also not common, and also needs to cost more.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
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