Forlorn Whimper B
Sorcery
Target opponent loses 2 life. Exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, return Forlorn Whimper from your graveyard to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Blessed Memory 3W
Instant
Exile up to three target creature cards from graveyards. For each card exiled in this way, put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
Small Fry 2R
Sorcery
Choose one
-Small Fry deals 1 damage to each of three target creatures.
-Small Fry deals 2 damage to one target creature and 1 damage to another target creature.
-Small Fry deals 6 damage to target creature with power 2 or less.
Edit: Added a third mode.
Serpentus Interruptus 2G
Creature - Snake
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield creature spells can't be countered this turn. Serpentus Interruptus gains deathtouch until end of turn.
2/2
Summoner's Flattery 2U
Instant
Counter target creature spell. Scry 1. You may reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a creature card, put a 0/3 blue Illusion creature token onto the battlefield. If that card has the same name as the countered spell, you may put it onto the battlefield.
Forlorn Whimper - Cool clock. Rather like a slow, drawn-out Mortal Combat in some sense. Would be interesting as BR/Deals 3 damage in a multicolor environment.
Blessed Memory - Sure. Not necessarily great in Constructed but sure to be a Limited star.
Small Fry - Odd division of modes here, but not unreasonable.
Serpentus Interruptus - Now that's what I call value! And a vaguely dirty-sounding name. This does a lot for three mana, but it's reactive and situational, and requires your opponent to be countering another flash blocker to be used for max potential, so fine.
Sorcery
Target opponent loses 2 life. Exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, return Forlorn Whimper from your graveyard to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Blessed Memory 3W
Instant
Exile up to three target creature cards from graveyards. For each card exiled in this way, put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
Small Fry 2R
Sorcery
Choose one
-Small Fry deals 1 damage to each of three target creatures.
-Small Fry deals 2 damage to one target creature and 1 damage to another target creature.
-Small Fry deals 6 damage to target creature with power 2 or less.
Edit: Added a third mode.
Serpentus Interruptus 2G
Creature - Snake
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield creature spells can't be countered this turn. Serpentus Interruptus gains deathtouch until end of turn.
2/2
Summoner's Flattery 2U
Instant
Counter target creature spell. Scry 1. You may reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a creature card, put a 0/3 blue Illusion creature token onto the battlefield. If that card has the same name as the countered spell, you may put it onto the battlefield.
Edit: Added the bit about the Illusion token.
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Blessed Memory - Sure. Not necessarily great in Constructed but sure to be a Limited star.
Small Fry - Odd division of modes here, but not unreasonable.
Serpentus Interruptus - Now that's what I call value! And a vaguely dirty-sounding name. This does a lot for three mana, but it's reactive and situational, and requires your opponent to be countering another flash blocker to be used for max potential, so fine.
Summoner's Flattery - Hilarious.
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