Been a while away. Decided to pop in and post some more cards that will never be printed. But, before that, I'm gonna post a card that, with how the game has been shaping up lately, I think might actually see print:
This2U
Instant
Counter target spell.
Now for the silly cards:
Drop of BloodWBR
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures.
By RitesURG
Sorcery
Gain control of target nonbasic land.
Explore the UnseenBGW
Sorcery
Search your library for two land cards and a card of any type. Reveal the land cards, then put all three cards into your hand. Shuffle your library.
Hoar LightningRWU
Instant
Hoar Lightning deals 7 damage to target player. That play can't cast spells this turn.
Green SurgeonGUB
Creature - Spirit
Green Surgeon is indestructible and unblockable.
3/3
Search the Unseen is cute but I would word it like this: "Search your library for up to two land cards and reveal them, then search your library for a card. Put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle your library."
Hoar Lightning is cute but probably too good.
Green Surgeon is not cute and a little bit silly to be honest.
I don't have any problems with it, though MaRo wrote recently that Wizards only wants to print counterspells with double color in its mana cost (up until Gatecrash, the rule had been at least UU in its mana cost for hard counters). I can see this happening someday.
Yeah, this could certainly happen, and I like how aggressive it is, while being balanced by the fact that it's 3 colors. Should it be an instant? Do 3 colors justify that? Consider.
By RitesURG
Sorcery
Gain control of target nonbasic land.
Compared to the rest of these, this is incredibly narrow and weak. Could it be "Target noncreature permanent"? Or Target creature? Again, 3 enemy colors buys you a lot here.
Explore the UnseenBGW
Sorcery
Search your library for two land cards and a card of any type. Reveal the land cards, then put all three cards into your hand. Shuffle your library.
The suggestion on how to fix this is elegant. This is very, very, powerful, and it's not particularly white, though white occasionally gets land search. I just don't know; 3 cards for 3 mana is really aggressive, and tutoring is one of those things that historically breaks cards.
I like them all a lot except the counter. Counters should be getting weaker, not stronger. Hoar Lightning is probably a little too strong, and would be fine if it either added one colorless to the cost, or dealt only 5 damage. Drop of Blood could have a can't be regenerated clause or be instant.
Green Surgeon is very very good, maybe instead of indestructible, you could pay to regenerate with Green or Black mana.
This 2U
Instant
Counter target spell.
Now for the silly cards:
Drop of Blood WBR
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures.
By Rites URG
Sorcery
Gain control of target nonbasic land.
Explore the Unseen BGW
Sorcery
Search your library for two land cards and a card of any type. Reveal the land cards, then put all three cards into your hand. Shuffle your library.
Hoar Lightning RWU
Instant
Hoar Lightning deals 7 damage to target player. That play can't cast spells this turn.
Green Surgeon GUB
Creature - Spirit
Green Surgeon is indestructible and unblockable.
3/3
Search the Unseen is cute but I would word it like this: "Search your library for up to two land cards and reveal them, then search your library for a card. Put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle your library."
Hoar Lightning is cute but probably too good.
Green Surgeon is not cute and a little bit silly to be honest.
I don't have any problems with it, though MaRo wrote recently that Wizards only wants to print counterspells with double color in its mana cost (up until Gatecrash, the rule had been at least UU in its mana cost for hard counters). I can see this happening someday.
Yeah, this could certainly happen, and I like how aggressive it is, while being balanced by the fact that it's 3 colors. Should it be an instant? Do 3 colors justify that? Consider.
Compared to the rest of these, this is incredibly narrow and weak. Could it be "Target noncreature permanent"? Or Target creature? Again, 3 enemy colors buys you a lot here.
The suggestion on how to fix this is elegant. This is very, very, powerful, and it's not particularly white, though white occasionally gets land search. I just don't know; 3 cards for 3 mana is really aggressive, and tutoring is one of those things that historically breaks cards.
Be careful. Playtest the hell out of it.
Pushing it, but LORD does red need a push. I like how elegant the effect is, and how well it fits in with the three colors.
The most printable of the bunch. I hope he'd be nicknamed "Gub" since that's his mana cost.
When in doubt, call a judge.
Objectivist here. Hit me up to talk philosophy.
Green Surgeon is very very good, maybe instead of indestructible, you could pay to regenerate with Green or Black mana.
UBRKess, Dissident MageUBR - Controlling Dissidents
GRhonas the IndomitableG - Indomitable Four Drops
WUBOloro, Ageless AsceticWUB - Loot & Renanimate
2B
Instant
Destroy target creature.