Instant (You may pay UR instead of :embarrass:.)
Tap target creature, untap it, and tap it again. Purple Nurple deals 3 damage to that creature. That creature becomes black and blue until end of turn. "OWWW!" - T.T. Twister, Obviousmancer
Uniforms 0
Artifact-Equipment (U)
Equipped creature's clothes are your clothes.
Equip 0
Clothescycling 0(0, discard this card: Search your closet for clothes and wear them instead of the clother you wear now. Clothes includ shirt and pants. Other clothes are optional.)
You can only play Noobish Pride if you have been corrected for a rules error this turn.
Put a 2/2 Red "Noob" token into play with the creature type Goblin under your control, then repeat this process for each card named Noobish Pride in all Graveyards. "Your manly when your stupid." Amaduh-la, Queen of the Noobs.
1G, Eat some broccoli: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2
Keyword?
Stupid one
Instant
Rather than play this card, you may Pay 5 and say "what the ***** is erreta?"
Rol a dice. Threat the following:
1 - Destroy target creature with Erreta.
2 - Target creature with Erreta gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
3 - ~ deals 2 damage to target creature with Erreta.
4 - Destroy target enchantment with Erreta.
5 - Search you libary for a card with Erreta and remove it from the game.
6 - Do nothing. Erreta: You can play this card only if there is any pernament in play that has Erreta. This card can only be played if you can rather play it. 6 does REALY nothing. Sorry.
Spin the Bottle UURR
Sorcery (R)
You, each opponent, and all people watching the game must get up of the table and go sit on the floor in a circle. Then, take an emtpy bottle (perfer glass-made) and spin it on the floor. If the bottle spinned atleast three times before targeting a person, and if that person is not you, you may truth or dare that person. If, at anytime, that person refuses to cooperate, he or she loses the game unless that person isn't playing the game. If that's the case, he or she must leave the playing area instantly. Now, if the targeted person furfilled the truth/dare, each player discards his or her hand, then draws seven cards. If not, that counts as 'refuses the cooperate' unless it couldn't be done by him or her. If that's the case, or if the targeted person was you, or if the bottle didn't spinned atealst three times, Spin the Bottle has no effect.
My head is spinning too now... that's complicated!
Maybe it's just the way I've played it, but isn't Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare two different games (kissing vs. well, truthing/daring)? More along these lines (maybe we should be working on an 18+ rated Un-set? Un-Censored? )
This one should have been in the last set, actually:
Tap Dat Ass .5 U (Do we have half-symbols here?)
Instant
Tap target donkey. Draw a card. I'd hit it.
It's freezing in my room right now, so:
Glass Cutters SS
Enchantment
All creatures with visible chests are snow.
Snow creatures get +1/+1. "BRRR! It's freaking cold!" - Jaya Ballard
I now introduce the iconic race for Uncensored:
Cute Beaver2G
Creature - Beaver
Sacrifice a forest: Add G to your mana pool. "Aww, so cute! Coochie-coochie coo!"
And the obligatory hoser:
Beaver Liquors
Legendary Land U,T: Tap all beavers. Each player has one drink for each beaver they control. Liquor in the front - Poker in the rear.
Brian Tinsman, Set Designer :?mana::snow::snow:
Legendary Creature – Human Designer (MR)
Brian Tinsman, Set Designer can only be cast during the third set of a block.
When Brian Tinsman, Set Designer enters the battlefield, ignore all flavor and mechanics of the first two sets in the block. "Ok so what do we have here... gothic horror? Scrap it. Expand the Devine Vs. Demonic duel deck to 244 cards and print it!"
2/2
Dare or Dare 2BB
Sorcery
Each player chooses another player, then chooses an action. Each player may attempt the action chosen for him or her. If a player doesn't, he or she loses the game. "What, no truths?" - Rachael "Never trust a pervy to tell the truth." - Alex
Televangelize 1WU
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature unless that creature's controller gives you an amount of currency equal to that creature's converted mana cost in US dollars. "Testifyyyyyyyyy!"
Lonely Gamer 3R
Creature - Human Gamer
Haste
Affinity for breasts
4/1
Beast from U-Gi-Oh! 0
Creature-Beast (Ultra Rare)
As an additional cost to play Beast from U-Gi-Oh!, offer ten tributes. "Hey, in U-Gi-Oh I'm actaully considered weak." 800/800
Yes, there was a period of a couple monthes in my life were I played u-gi-oh.. yeah yeah shame on me.
Scourge of Un 5
Legendary Artifact - Ugh!
Whenever a player laughs or giggles, he or she loses the game. "Oooh, now I get it! Damn...."
- Joe, loser player
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Winner is Judge and Club Flaming IIW (get the one on top)
Guild ability being used by another guild
Graveyard effects
Kicker: Tell your opponent they are pretty.
Modular 1
If you paid the Kicker cost, Arcbound Ravisher has Modular 2 instead.
Sacrifice a Premium Artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravisher. Somehow the truce lipstick makes it more scarey.
When you ignore a rule, ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player. Unless that creature's controller or that player corrects you.
T: Choose a rule. Until end of turn, each player may ignore that rule. (The rule can't be corrected.)
4/4
rorriM kraD 3
meloG - erutaerC tcafitrA
.reyalp tegrat ot egammad ruof ~: rorrim a kaerb, T,2
Infernal spawn of infernal spawn of infernal spawn of Evil 9BBB
Creature - Demon Beast
Flying, First Strike, Trample, Haste
Pay 1B, Say "It is comming! Again!" and shuffle your libary when you draw this card to let this card deal 3 damage to an opponent of your choice once a turn.
Finally! I am Grandfather!
- Infernal Spawn of Evil 10/10
I think this card has been posted in a thread earlier, but i think it is a VERY great card.
The Libarian GG3
Legendary Creature - Ape
When a player calls ~ an ape, ~ deals 3 damage to him/her.
Give ~ an bannana: Draw a card.
3/3
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
And the heavens will tremble....
"He is inside each of us. Watching for his time to come." - Seer's Parables
Sky Vomiter 3UU
Creature - Levithian
Flying
When Sky Vomiter comes into play, you may choose a rare card you own outside of the game. If you do, give ownership of it to target opponent and that player plays it without paying its mana cost. If you don't, sacrifice Sky Vomiter.
8/8
Fatal Error 7WWW
Sorcery
You win the game if the last game was a draw. If the last game wasn't a draw, copy Fatal Error.
WOW! What a response from the public. I haven't been on for a couple of days and will been on whenever I can. As for the set name, it is up for speculation and I'll probably put it up to a vote. And thanks to all of your contributions! It helps the build of the set.
If Infernal Evil is in your graveyard at the beginning of your upkeep and you control a swamp, you may say "It will Come!" in a dark ominous voice. If you do, you may search your library for either a card named Infernal Spawn of Evil or Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil and put it into your hand. Shuffle your Library afterwards. "Cocoa for all!!!!!"
Chocolate Bar of the Gods
Legendary Artifact
Chew and swallow Chocolate Bar of the Gods: You win the game. The Golden Rule even applies to our lawyers.
The picture would show a giant chocolate bar on display with the most powerful mystical artifacts in the universe: The Mirari, the Golgothian Sylex, one of Urza's Titan Engines, and the Legacy Weapon.
DCI's Secret Lair
Legendary Land
:symtap:: Add 1 to your mana pool.
Sacrifice ~: Give whatever erratta you feel like to target spell or permanent.
Whenever a player plays a spell that needs useless erratta, return ~ to your hand.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Amazing banner by Rivenor and classic avvy by PurpleD
Another Squire is a bad card.
If Another Squire would be put in a graveyard from anywhere, instead give ownership of it to an opponent and they shuffle it into their library.
easier to template, and it rolls of the tounge
heres another thing the lampoon has done that i REALLY LIKE:
Purple Nurple
Instant
(You may pay UR instead of :embarrass:.)
Tap target creature, untap it, and tap it again. Purple Nurple deals 3 damage to that creature. That creature becomes black and blue until end of turn.
"OWWW!" - T.T. Twister, Obviousmancer
B Can you solve The Enigma Puzzle ?
Artifact-Equipment (U)
Equipped creature's clothes are your clothes.
Equip 0
Clothescycling 0 (0, discard this card: Search your closet for clothes and wear them instead of the clother you wear now. Clothes includ shirt and pants. Other clothes are optional.)
Banner made by Spanglegluppet here
Autocard
B Can you solve The Enigma Puzzle ?
Noobish Pride R
Instant
You can only play Noobish Pride if you have been corrected for a rules error this turn.
Put a 2/2 Red "Noob" token into play with the creature type Goblin under your control, then repeat this process for each card named Noobish Pride in all Graveyards.
"Your manly when your stupid." Amaduh-la, Queen of the Noobs.
Broccoli Veggi 2G
Creature - Veggie
1G, Eat some broccoli: ~ gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2
Keyword?
Stupid one
Instant
Rather than play this card, you may Pay 5 and say "what the ***** is erreta?"
Rol a dice. Threat the following:
1 - Destroy target creature with Erreta.
2 - Target creature with Erreta gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
3 - ~ deals 2 damage to target creature with Erreta.
4 - Destroy target enchantment with Erreta.
5 - Search you libary for a card with Erreta and remove it from the game.
6 - Do nothing.
Erreta: You can play this card only if there is any pernament in play that has Erreta. This card can only be played if you can rather play it. 6 does REALY nothing. Sorry.
And the heavens will tremble....
- Seer's Parables
Deck
BU Fearies
RB Elemental/Horror
RB Artifact
BRG Dragonz
UBR Grixis
Well that makes two of us
More:
Spin the Bottle UURR
Sorcery (R)
You, each opponent, and all people watching the game must get up of the table and go sit on the floor in a circle. Then, take an emtpy bottle (perfer glass-made) and spin it on the floor. If the bottle spinned atleast three times before targeting a person, and if that person is not you, you may truth or dare that person. If, at anytime, that person refuses to cooperate, he or she loses the game unless that person isn't playing the game. If that's the case, he or she must leave the playing area instantly. Now, if the targeted person furfilled the truth/dare, each player discards his or her hand, then draws seven cards. If not, that counts as 'refuses the cooperate' unless it couldn't be done by him or her. If that's the case, or if the targeted person was you, or if the bottle didn't spinned atealst three times, Spin the Bottle has no effect.
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Autocard
Maybe it's just the way I've played it, but isn't Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare two different games (kissing vs. well, truthing/daring)? More along these lines (maybe we should be working on an 18+ rated Un-set? Un-Censored? )
This one should have been in the last set, actually:
Tap Dat Ass .5 U (Do we have half-symbols here?)
Instant
Tap target donkey. Draw a card.
I'd hit it.
It's freezing in my room right now, so:
Glass Cutters SS
Enchantment
All creatures with visible chests are snow.
Snow creatures get +1/+1.
"BRRR! It's freaking cold!" - Jaya Ballard
I now introduce the iconic race for Uncensored:
Cute Beaver 2G
Creature - Beaver
Sacrifice a forest: Add G to your mana pool.
"Aww, so cute! Coochie-coochie coo!"
And the obligatory hoser:
Beaver Liquors
Legendary Land
U,T: Tap all beavers. Each player has one drink for each beaver they control.
Liquor in the front - Poker in the rear.
B Can you solve The Enigma Puzzle ?
Legendary Creature – Human Designer (MR)
Brian Tinsman, Set Designer can only be cast during the third set of a block.
When Brian Tinsman, Set Designer enters the battlefield, ignore all flavor and mechanics of the first two sets in the block.
"Ok so what do we have here... gothic horror? Scrap it. Expand the Devine Vs. Demonic duel deck to 244 cards and print it!"
2/2
Sorcery
Each player chooses another player, then chooses an action. Each player may attempt the action chosen for him or her. If a player doesn't, he or she loses the game.
"What, no truths?" - Rachael
"Never trust a pervy to tell the truth." - Alex
Televangelize 1WU
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature unless that creature's controller gives you an amount of currency equal to that creature's converted mana cost in US dollars.
"Testifyyyyyyyyy!"
Lonely Gamer 3R
Creature - Human Gamer
Haste
Affinity for breasts
4/1
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature-Beast (Ultra Rare)
As an additional cost to play Beast from U-Gi-Oh!, offer ten tributes.
"Hey, in U-Gi-Oh I'm actaully considered weak."
800/800
Yes, there was a period of a couple monthes in my life were I played u-gi-oh.. yeah yeah shame on me.
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My Extendosig wants a word with you
Legendary Artifact - Ugh!
Whenever a player laughs or giggles, he or she loses the game.
"Oooh, now I get it! Damn...."
- Joe, loser player
Guild ability being used by another guild
Graveyard effects
Done:
1 Mana Legendary Permanent
Kamigawa re-done
Artifact Creature
Kicker: Tell your opponent they are pretty.
Modular 1
If you paid the Kicker cost, Arcbound Ravisher has Modular 2 instead.
Sacrifice a Premium Artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravisher.
Somehow the truce lipstick makes it more scarey.
Huh? I just checked it, and there's nothing I can see about tappin' dat ass.
B Can you solve The Enigma Puzzle ?
Mill-Moral, The Cheater 2UURR
Legendary Creature - Dragon Player.
When you ignore a rule, ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player. Unless that creature's controller or that player corrects you.
T: Choose a rule. Until end of turn, each player may ignore that rule. (The rule can't be corrected.)
4/4
rorriM kraD 3
meloG - erutaerC tcafitrA
.reyalp tegrat ot egammad ruof ~: rorrim a kaerb, T,2
1/1
And the heavens will tremble....
- Seer's Parables
Deck
BU Fearies
RB Elemental/Horror
RB Artifact
BRG Dragonz
UBR Grixis
Its in a spoiler box on my extendo. Had it made around February.
Infernal spawn of infernal spawn of infernal spawn of Evil 9BBB
Creature -
DemonBeastFlying, First Strike, Trample, Haste
Pay 1B, Say "It is comming! Again!" and shuffle your libary when you draw this card to let this card deal 3 damage to an opponent of your choice once a turn.
Finally! I am Grandfather!
- Infernal Spawn of Evil
10/10
I think this card has been posted in a thread earlier, but i think it is a VERY great card.
The Libarian GG3
Legendary Creature - Ape
When a player calls ~ an ape, ~ deals 3 damage to him/her.
Give ~ an bannana: Draw a card.
3/3
And the heavens will tremble....
- Seer's Parables
Deck
BU Fearies
RB Elemental/Horror
RB Artifact
BRG Dragonz
UBR Grixis
Creature - Levithian
Flying
When Sky Vomiter comes into play, you may choose a rare card you own outside of the game. If you do, give ownership of it to target opponent and that player plays it without paying its mana cost. If you don't, sacrifice Sky Vomiter.
8/8
Fatal Error 7WWW
Sorcery
You win the game if the last game was a draw. If the last game wasn't a draw, copy Fatal Error.
-Pharmalade.
Banner by Topher!
Legendary Creature -
DemonHorrorIncarnationIf Infernal Evil is in your graveyard at the beginning of your upkeep and you control a swamp, you may say "It will Come!" in a dark ominous voice. If you do, you may search your library for either a card named Infernal Spawn of Evil or Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil and put it into your hand. Shuffle your Library afterwards.
"Cocoa for all!!!!!"
10/10
Legendary Artifact
Chew and swallow Chocolate Bar of the Gods: You win the game.
The Golden Rule even applies to our lawyers.
The picture would show a giant chocolate bar on display with the most powerful mystical artifacts in the universe: The Mirari, the Golgothian Sylex, one of Urza's Titan Engines, and the Legacy Weapon.
Read the flavor text of this card if you don't get the joke.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Land
:symtap:: Add 1 to your mana pool.
Sacrifice ~: Give whatever erratta you feel like to target spell or permanent.
Whenever a player plays a spell that needs useless erratta, return ~ to your hand.
Creature - Human Soldier
Another Squire is a bad card.
If Another Squire would be put in a graveyard from anywhere, instead give ownership of it to an opponent and they shuffle it into their library.
1/2