And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Caleb shrugged, and looked up at the roof. "But I hear ya. I'm starting to get a little stir crazy here." He looks over to Vince. "And I am obviously not the only one."
"You guys do realize we're not stuck in these beds anymore, don't you? I'm just sitting here because walking's still a little tough right now." Vince grins, but the effect of his usual winning smile is lost as he tries to squeeze his eyeballs into bizarre shapes. "Ow! That doesn't want to work."
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And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Aw, why the long face, Zero?" Vince pulls his chin five inches further from his mouth than one is ever supposed to go, then grimaces and slowly moves it back, "That was a little too far." he says, massaging his face.
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I'll bet you wish you had a non-unglued/unhinged card that shared your first name.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Vince shoves himself out of bed too, his legs sway in a strange, rubbery way beneath him. "It's going to be so much fun to re-learn walking!" he says in the most sarcastic voice he can muster.
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When Vince leans on Caleb, his ribs turn from convex to concave, wrapping lightly around Caleb's side. Vince gives him a look that manages to seem both thankful and apologetic.
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"It is," Vince says, "I feel almost like I have no bones, I think I need to learn how to make my muscles keep everything where it belongs." He grunts, and his side puffs out like a balloon, but a moment later his side sags back into Caleb. "Oh, I had it for a moment." he says, disappointed.
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Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Vince flops down on a couch, "My face is like a brand new toy," He says happily, grabbing his forehead and pulling it into a shape resembling a Neanderthal's brow.
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"You do know that's REALLY freaking gross, right?" she says. "You know what my mom used to say; make faces and it'll freeze like that."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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"I want OUT of this bed. I feel fine, better than fine, uber fine in fact..."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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"Nevermind what I smoked."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
She then stands up, stretching.
"Let's go see how everyone else is doing..."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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She bounces back and forth on the balls of her feet, eager to DO something.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
Arriving on the roof, Caleb, Zero, and Vince see Zeke glaring at the TV. He smacks it a few times, but the TV doesn't seem to be working.
Cole is next to one of the batteries, poking it with his fingers. Every time he does, the TV goes from blackness to static.
Zeke looks over and says "Hey guys. Nice to see you're up and outta bed. How're the..." he waves his hands in a vaguely mystical fashion "ya know."
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