Ask anyone; I am never intentionally hard on players unless they REALLY make me mad, and that's usually because they tried to break my campaign in half with something /really/ ridiculous. *cough Factotum wandgrip item familiar cheesetastic cough*
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
My character may be capable of some really ridiculous stuff, thinking about the options Daggerspell Mage gives me.
Improved Invisibility into quickened Greater Teleport into Arcane Strike burning a 7th level spell slot into full invisible melee dagger attack. That's pretty brutal. I promise not to abuse it.
Hell, it's still less damage than Caex was capable of. 400 fire plus 400 cold breath weapon damage? Per turn? Mhm. That was good stuff.
@Kahedron: Both my very first forum D&D game and my first epic level game was one run by AoK. Godslayer War, in fact. I never felt like I was being roflstomped. Hell, I ended up surpassing everyone but one other party member in terms of sheer damage output. Unintentionally.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The Sage is occupied with the unspoken
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
EDIT: And no, AoK, I'm not going to try to assassinate your NPC or steal her airship. I've got other plans.
Cast Major Creation enough times to craft an airship?
Awaken airship as construct, make it sentient, bodyswap shenanigans. Become the airship.
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The Sage is occupied with the unspoken
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
I'm just gonna find another skyship, singlehandedly board it and take it hostage, and convince the crew to work for me instead of their captain with a brilliantly inspiring speech.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
I'm just gonna find another skyship, singlehandedly board it and take it hostage, and convince the crew to work for me instead of their captain with a brilliantly inspiring speech.
...how big are the skyships, btw?
I call dibs on your stuff once you die
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
I'm just gonna find another skyship, singlehandedly board it and take it hostage, and convince the crew to work for me instead of their captain with a brilliantly inspiring speech.
...how big are the skyships, btw?
Think FF6 aiships big. Like, I don't know, a relatively large ship.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
@AoK: I think i will be redoing the sheet because i have noticed that the point-buy was done with a higher point total also because I need to find something else to use instead of the scout/stalker of karash levels... oh AoK before i forget would you be ok with using the Ranger variant that has no spellcasting?
EditL Hmmm.... i have just realized that if i splash swashbuckler on the ranger side i can actually free two feat slots because i gain weapon finesse freely and actually gain AC bonus and additional combat damage... good thing im redoing the sheet
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Ranger actually seems like a good choice. Snipe enemies from the deck of the ship before they even get close. Maybe take the feat that gives you a range bonus and get a distance bow?
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
I actually have almost no experience/understanding of psionics so im always hesitant when it comes to using them.
My character based somewhat on Jarlaxle, except she's a halfling with a never ending supply of daggers, two of which are heavily enchanted, and a foliage 'leotard' if thats not creative i dont know what else is
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Call me old fashioned, but an evil ascension to power just isn't the same without someone chanting faux Latin in the background.
Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Ranger actually seems like a good choice. Snipe enemies from the deck of the ship before they even get close. Maybe take the feat that gives you a range bonus and get a distance bow?
Ranger//Soulknife/Soulbow ftw?
That actually might be a very good idea.
I encourage creativity.
:sniff: Talore told me off when I came with something similar. Though I was switching out Ranger in favour of the Scout class.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
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This will be the first time I have played an RPG in years, and the first time over a forum.
So go easy on us please.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
My character may be capable of some really ridiculous stuff, thinking about the options Daggerspell Mage gives me.
Improved Invisibility into quickened Greater Teleport into Arcane Strike burning a 7th level spell slot into full invisible melee dagger attack. That's pretty brutal. I promise not to abuse it.
Hell, it's still less damage than Caex was capable of. 400 fire plus 400 cold breath weapon damage? Per turn? Mhm. That was good stuff.
@Kahedron: Both my very first forum D&D game and my first epic level game was one run by AoK. Godslayer War, in fact. I never felt like I was being roflstomped. Hell, I ended up surpassing everyone but one other party member in terms of sheer damage output. Unintentionally.
{Magic: The RPG}
You know the difference.
Plus, you also know how to not be too over the top.
If all else fails, it's the paragon dire epic weresquirrels with epic martial adept levels.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Unfortunately Talore seems to be taking pleasure in shooting them down.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Screw piloting your skyship yourself. Just use skeletons and zombies to do all the manual labor! It's brilliant.
@AoK: So I was thinking... Can I have Pistol Daggers? Saves me some money on items. Plus it's awesome.
{Magic: The RPG}
I forbid very little....
...........and that makes people very afraid.
Will look at sheets as soon as real life stops stabbing me in the face repeatedly.
Caex, shall I just call you Lightning with a gunblade?
Pistol daggers, sure why the heck not. Rule of Cool.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
EDIT: And no, AoK, I'm not going to try to assassinate your NPC or steal her airship. I've got other plans.
{Magic: The RPG}
Cast Major Creation enough times to craft an airship?
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
She'd kick your ass, shoot you in the face, then kick it again just to laugh at you.
However you are free to try and RP your way into it. If try you seduce her into it /I/ will laugh at you.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
I'm just gonna find another skyship, singlehandedly board it and take it hostage, and convince the crew to work for me instead of their captain with a brilliantly inspiring speech.
...how big are the skyships, btw?
{Magic: The RPG}
I call dibs on your stuff once you die
Think FF6 aiships big. Like, I don't know, a relatively large ship.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
I'll just assume they're basically the size of standard sea ships until I'm told otherwise. But in the sky. With balloons and magic.
{Magic: The RPG}
Except include magical cannons.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
EditL Hmmm.... i have just realized that if i splash swashbuckler on the ranger side i can actually free two feat slots because i gain weapon finesse freely and actually gain AC bonus and additional combat damage... good thing im redoing the sheet
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Ranger//Soulknife/Soulbow ftw?
{Magic: The RPG}
I encourage creativity.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
My character based somewhat on Jarlaxle, except she's a halfling with a never ending supply of daggers, two of which are heavily enchanted, and a foliage 'leotard' if thats not creative i dont know what else is
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Pardon me, I think I need to reboot my brain a little.
Sep, that's awesome.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
:sniff: Talore told me off when I came with something similar. Though I was switching out Ranger in favour of the Scout class.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
......so take care ^.^
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.