Quote from Brink of Madness »
"The fools thought me dead. But I built an empire inside my pants."
—Kerrick, sleeper agent
Quote from Auriok Steelshaper »
They put their safety in his pants. He puts sharpened steel in theirs.
Quote from Baleful Stare »
He can drown you in his pants.
Quote from Bosh, Iron Golem »
As Glissa searches for the truth about Memnarch, Bosh searches to unearth the secrets buried deep in his pants.
Quote from Countermand »
The physical pain was nothing compared to the agony in his pants.
Quote from Goblin Psychopath »
The destruction he causes is nothing next to the chaos in his pants.
Quote from Hunter of Eyeblights »
Snokk ran as fast as he could, but the sound of hooves grew ever louder in his pants.
Quote from Sarkhan's Triumph »
Sarkhan gazed on the world around him, the dragons sweeping through its skies, and joy kindled like a fire in his pants.
There were quite a few others that I felt were... too far... to post.
Statecraft
"Inside these walls, peace; Outside, pants. You choose."-Saprazzan vizier
Honestly, it could work well if you replaced the word 'peace" with pants, too.
Sadistic Hypnotist - “Victory in the pits is almost as rewarding as the pants I use to achieve it.”
OR - “Victory in the pants is almost as rewarding as the methods I use to achieve it.”
"The fools thought me dead. But I built an empire inside my pants."
—Kerrick, sleeper agent
They put their safety in his pants. He puts sharpened steel in theirs.
He can drown you in his pants.
As Glissa searches for the truth about Memnarch, Bosh searches to unearth the secrets buried deep in his pants.
The physical pain was nothing compared to the agony in his pants.
The destruction he causes is nothing next to the chaos in his pants.
Snokk ran as fast as he could, but the sound of hooves grew ever louder in his pants.
Sarkhan gazed on the world around him, the dragons sweeping through its skies, and joy kindled like a fire in his pants.
There were quite a few others that I felt were... too far... to post.
No longer staff here.
"Inside these walls, peace; Outside, pants. You choose."-Saprazzan vizier
Honestly, it could work well if you replaced the word 'peace" with pants, too.
Mana Short: "Remove their pants, and their will to fight will follow." —Tolarian wizard
Horned Turtle: It's a mistake to say turtles hide in their shells. They merely need time to contemplate how best to bite your pants off.
Drown in Filth: The rot farmer's first rite of passage is to craft a pair of work pants.
Kjeldoran Elite Guard: The winged pants of the guard are put on for pageants—but taken off for war.
Reduce to dreams "This world is a dream. We cling to our pants like children, but sooner or later we must learn to live without them." —Sensei Hisoka
Hypersonic Dragon: "Even this primitive specimen of my pants is impressive." -Niv-Mizzet
Ruby Leech "Its pants didn't stop pulsating until they were completely removed." —Tolarian research notes
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Curse of Opulence: Jingling pants beckon many an eager hand.
Cursed Flesh: Misery, pants, disease - all things that bring suffering to the world - only make Phyrexians more dangerous.
Necrotic Wound: The assassins of the Ochran distill toxins from the remains of their previous pants.
Aeromunculus: "The absence of binocular vision imposes certain challenges for a flying creature, which are overcome via pants."
OR - “Victory in the pants is almost as rewarding as the methods I use to achieve it.”
(W/U)(B/R)GForm of Progenitus, Shape of a Scrubland
BRGJund Tokens with Prossh, the Magic Dragon Foil
URGAnimar, the RUG CleanerFoil
RRRFeldon of the Third Path 2.0 Foil
BG(B/G)Not Another Meren DeckFoil
UR(U/R)Mizzix, Y Control and X Burn Spells
(W/U)(B/R)GHarold Ramos - The 35 Foot Long Twinkie (In +1/+1 counters)
UB(U/B)Dragonlord Silumgar
It was probably a lousy pants spell in the first place." Ertai, Wizard Adept
Vintage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Legacy
"Hup, two, three, four,
Dunno how to pants no more."
—Mogg march