Unholy Strength - Such power grows the body as it shrinks the pants.
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Vorel of the hull clade
Used to hurl pants and eat scraps of meat burned over a fire. Look at what I've become and tell simic does not hold infinite possibility
Since we seem to have a theme going, I present 8th edition Sizzle. "Of course you should fight pants with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage
Ormendahl, Profane Prince With Griselbrand gone, the Skirsdag eagerly awaited another demon to claim their pants. Ormendahl did not make them wait long.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
"Battlelands" already don't make sense because unless the other 5 are printed in "Ravnica the Third: Battle for Jace's Head" or something, "battle" means impressively nothing.
Anodet Lurker - These machines build fearsome visages out of scrap metal to scare off predators who would otherwise be eager to pants them.
Ignorant Bliss - "A quick step beyond oblivion lies a place so full of pants that it leaves no room for your own."
Incremental Blight - Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and pants.
Unholy Strength - Such power grows the body as it shrinks the pants.
Mind Sculpt: Your mind was a curious mix of madness and pants, I just took away the pants.
Folk Medicine: Sometimes the healers need pants.
Worldslayer: If this is what you seek, try looking in pants.
Golgari Germination: The Golgari don't bury their pants. They plant them.
Clone (M13): One face, two pants.
Armageddon (Vintage Masters): War destroys more than just the land.
War destroys pants.
—Grahilah, former trader of Amiqat
Mind Warp - The hardest of wizards can have the softest of pants.
Offering to Asha - "His body belongs to Bant now. His pants? I honestly don't know. I expect they belong to the angels."
—Rafiq of the Many
Aura Blast - "None of your history books mention pants?" laughed Daria. "They will now."
Panic Attack (9th Ed. It goes well with the art) - Sometimes everyone decides to go for pants at the same time.
Marchesa's Emissary - "The Black Rose doesn't tolerate pants."
Successful "pants" is not guaranteed.
Ancestral Mask
The "pants", like the ancient trees they're grown from, lend strength to the dryads.
Bribery
In Mercadia City, loyalties extend only as far as your "pants" can stretch.
Together the soldiers were like golden pants, cutting down their enemies and scarring the darkness.
BWModern Black/White Control
WGBOGGLES
Draft My Innistrad Cube!
Megalanoth : When the pants merged, Mayael found herself the general of Naya's mightiest army.
Stensia Bloodhall : The revelry ends when the supply of fresh pants runs dry.
Snakeform : Losing his possessions distressed him, but the lack of pants was strangely liberating.
Totally Lost : Fblthp had always hated pants.
Used to hurl pants and eat scraps of meat burned over a fire. Look at what I've become and tell simic does not hold infinite possibility
(W/U)(B/R)GForm of Progenitus, Shape of a Scrubland
BRGJund Tokens with Prossh, the Magic Dragon Foil
URGAnimar, the RUG CleanerFoil
RRRFeldon of the Third Path 2.0 Foil
BG(B/G)Not Another Meren DeckFoil
UR(U/R)Mizzix, Y Control and X Burn Spells
(W/U)(B/R)GHarold Ramos - The 35 Foot Long Twinkie (In +1/+1 counters)
UB(U/B)Dragonlord Silumgar
Survive the Night "The longest nights are measured not in hours, but in pants."
Uninvited Geist "A slow knock at pants is best left unanswered." and of course the backside: Unimpeded Trespasser "Pants were simply a formality."
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Level 2 Judge
"Of course you should fight pants with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage
(W/U)(B/R)GForm of Progenitus, Shape of a Scrubland
BRGJund Tokens with Prossh, the Magic Dragon Foil
URGAnimar, the RUG CleanerFoil
RRRFeldon of the Third Path 2.0 Foil
BG(B/G)Not Another Meren DeckFoil
UR(U/R)Mizzix, Y Control and X Burn Spells
(W/U)(B/R)GHarold Ramos - The 35 Foot Long Twinkie (In +1/+1 counters)
UB(U/B)Dragonlord Silumgar
"The enemy is getting too close! Quick, inflate the pants!""
"Diametrically opposing energies in self-sealed plasmodermic bubbles make great pants!"
—Trivaz, Izzet mage
With Griselbrand gone, the Skirsdag eagerly awaited another demon to claim their pants. Ormendahl did not make them wait long.
Step 1: Find a cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the pants.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
The correct answer to a barbarian's riddle is to choke on your pants and die.
The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right pants.
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R Zada Arcane Storm
RBU Marchesa
GWU Estrid
GWR Samut?
URB Kess
(R/W)(U/B) Akiri & Silas
BWR Alesha
R Neheb Dragons
G Nylea Wurms
W Darien
U Tetsuko
It's drawn to the scent of pants
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf
A savage hunter with a prince's Pants
Gladecover Scout.
"The forest is my cover and I hold it close. In such a tight embrace, there is no room for Pants."
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Pants, at any cost.
He relishes the devotion of his Skirsdag puppets and their belief that it will earn them pants.
His slaves crave pants more than they desire freedom. He denies them both.
It has been my experience that pants like to strike in pairs.
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R Zada Arcane Storm
RBU Marchesa
GWU Estrid
GWR Samut?
URB Kess
(R/W)(U/B) Akiri & Silas
BWR Alesha
R Neheb Dragons
G Nylea Wurms
W Darien
U Tetsuko
"Danger! Danger! Come out of the safety of your pants!"
Hysterical Blindness
"The panic is amusing, but the real fun comes when the spell passes and the villagers start looking for a pair of pants."
-Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist
No earthy pants are protection against this sweetness.
Goatnapper
Kith goats are just for practice. The real prize, of course, is a giant's pants.
The continent of Bala Ged was ravaged by massive pants of Ulamog's lineage, its lush jungles and cascading rivers reduced to dust.
Spatial Contortion OGW:
"For those without pants, the merest touch of the Blind eternities can kill." -- Ugin
Excoriate BNG:
The demon had flown past the reach of Erebos's pants but not past the point of the sun god's spear.
And, Essence Scatter M13:
"What you can attempt to pull from your pants, I can spread into the wind." -- Jace
Tangolands FTW!
The pants you see is just a diversion.
(W/U)(B/R)GForm of Progenitus, Shape of a Scrubland
BRGJund Tokens with Prossh, the Magic Dragon Foil
URGAnimar, the RUG CleanerFoil
RRRFeldon of the Third Path 2.0 Foil
BG(B/G)Not Another Meren DeckFoil
UR(U/R)Mizzix, Y Control and X Burn Spells
(W/U)(B/R)GHarold Ramos - The 35 Foot Long Twinkie (In +1/+1 counters)
UB(U/B)Dragonlord Silumgar
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some pants."