Angelic Shield - "If only an angel's pants could shelter us all." - Barrin, master wizard
Elvish Herder - Before Urza and Mishra came to Argoth, the herders prevented their pants from stampeding. During the war they encouraged it.
Patchwork GnomesTempest - "Just when I get them working, they always start fighting and tearing at each other for spare pants." - Hanna, Weatherlight navigator
Natural Order - ...but the price of Mangara's freedom was Asmira's pants.
JuggernautBeta - We had taken refuge in a small cave, thinking the entrance was too narrow for it to follow. To our horror, its gigantic head smashed into the pants, ripping itself a new entrance.
Coercion Visions - A rhino's bargain. —Femeref expression meaning "a situation with no pants" Portal Second Age - "Human tenderness is simply weakness in pretty pants." —Tojira, swamp queen Portal Three Kingdoms - Though he held the title of prime minister, Cao Cao used the emperor's name to exert his own pants on the empire. 9th Edition - "Of all I that I have lost, I miss my pants the most."
I wish we could too change ´this´ for ´these´ and other plurals when needed, would make my inner grammar nazi laugh more, guess it aids to the difficulty, tho. Also spoilers for large post
Slave of Bolas
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and pants.
Eager Cader
"Training? Seeing my pants burnt to cinders was all the ‘training' I needed."
Glory Seeker (ROE)
"There's no contract to sign, no oath to swear. The enlistment procedure is to unsheathe your pants and point it at the enemy."
Crusade (Duel Deck)
"Finally, I understand. Home isn't where you rest. It's what pants fight for."
—Elspeth Tirel
Loyal Sentry
"My cause is simple: To stop you, at any cost, from ever seeing the inside of this pants."
Runed Servitor
Scholars had puzzled for centuries over the ruins at Tal Terig. Its secrets had always lived within one rune-carved pants.
Saltblast
Dominaria erodes with each passing pants.
Seasoned Marshal (Duel Decks)
There are only two rules of tactics: never be without pants, and never rely on it.
Sunlance
"It's easy for the innocent to speak of pants. They seldom feel its terrible power."
—Orim, Samite inquisitor
Thoughtcast
Vedalken eyes don't see the pants in things. They see only what those things can teach.
Duress
"Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your pants. Just your most precious one."
—Liliana Vess
Giant Growth (RTR)
"The prohibition of unnecessary tossing of pants by giants shall also extend to spontaneous giants."
—Isperia's Edict, provision VII.789.2
Lava Axe (7E)
"Pants!"
Lightning Bolt (M10)
The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the pants of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again.
Celestial Mantle
Upon such pants, even a mountain would break.
Selective Memory
"I of all people know that pants are not a safe place to hide valuables."
—Jace Beleren
Goblin War Paint
War pants made from kolya fruit heightens senses and lessens fear. Unfortunately, fear is usually what keeps you alive.
Nephalia Smuggler
"My drivers are trustworthy. I removed their pants myself. Any other questions?"
Runeboggle "Ever try to count hyperactive schoolchildren while someone pants random numbers in your ear? It's like that."
—Geetra, frustrated mage
Lost Soul Her hand gently beckons, she pants your name—but those who go with her are never the same.
Death Denied Takenuma was filled with a chorus of moans, pants, and wails. Some came from the living, some from the dying, and some, most horribly, from the dead.
"It gnashed its teeth, and the battlefield filled with the screech of blade striking pants."
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"You should try to clear your pants of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will."
"Those who regard the Gruul as savage simpletons underestimate the subtle power of their pants."
Coerced Confession
"Ask the right questions in the right pants and truth is inevitable."
—Lazav
Gruul Guildgate
"Enter and leave the pants of society behind."
His pants whirl like galaxies, but it's his enemies who see stars.
Highway Robber
"Tonight, madam, it's your money and your pants."
Gruul Charm
"Not pants? Then die!"
—Borborygmos
Heroes' Reunion
"You helped save my pants from a Phyrexian fate. Did you think I wouldn't return the favor?"
—Eladamri, to Gerrard
Gluttonous Pants-Slime
On Jund, everything eventually ends up in something else's pants.
"Asses to ashes,
Pants to dust."
bad ass
"He wanders the pants in search of Good Ass."
city of ass
"pants . . ."
smart ass
"I don't get it. Why doesn't any pants like me?"
"You are wrong," Volrath said. "I do not hate pants. They often prove quite useful to me." And then he laughed.
Sidar Jabari
"Prophecy is whatever one makes of it, but your pants cannot be changed."
-Sidar Jabari
Merfolk Traders
"As much as I hate pants, I do love fish . . . ."
-Mirri of the Weatherlight
"The undead of Grixis are fueled by their hatred of the pants."
"We'll be easy targets if we remain on the ground. Let's take the pants to them."
Nightmare (7th Edition)
The thunder of its pants beats dreams into despair.
Zealous Strike
"Cower, fiend. The pants is yours no longer."
Measure its determination by the pants of its prey.
Elvish Herder - Before Urza and Mishra came to Argoth, the herders prevented their pants from stampeding. During the war they encouraged it.
Patchwork Gnomes Tempest - "Just when I get them working, they always start fighting and tearing at each other for spare pants." - Hanna, Weatherlight navigator
Natural Order - ...but the price of Mangara's freedom was Asmira's pants.
Juggernaut Beta - We had taken refuge in a small cave, thinking the entrance was too narrow for it to follow. To our horror, its gigantic head smashed into the pants, ripping itself a new entrance.
Price of Progress - Man versus pants is not a fair fight."
Guildscorn Ward- "The Gateless have risen. The pants shall fall." -Ninth District graffiti
Revive- Even what is lost beyond recall returns when coaxed by a dryad's pants.
It that betrays- Your pleas for pants shall go unheard.
Predatory Rampage- "It is the fate of the pants to fall." -Garruk Wildspeaker
Thanks to XenoNinja at Heroes of the Plane Studios for the sig.
Visions - A rhino's bargain. —Femeref expression meaning "a situation with no pants"
Portal Second Age - "Human tenderness is simply weakness in pretty pants." —Tojira, swamp queen
Portal Three Kingdoms - Though he held the title of prime minister, Cao Cao used the emperor's name to exert his own pants on the empire.
9th Edition - "Of all I that I have lost, I miss my pants the most."
Smelt, M13- Looks like it wasn't pants after all.
Earthblighter, Legions- A single dedicated mind can bring about the greatest destruction. That, or Pants-Pants work too.
Blinding Angel, 9th-Their eyes will shrivel and blacken before faith's true pants.
Consume Spirit, DD: Divine vs Demonic- Your blood, your marrow, your pants-all are mine.
Disruption Aura, Fifth Dawn- Vedalken pants sold to outsiders are as dependable and the Vedalken themselves.
"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your pants?"
—Asmira, Holy Avenger
"Few understand the DCI's rigorous pants-making process."
"The forest is my cover and I hold it close. In such a tight embrace, there is no room for pants."
Cōnservātum album delenda est.
Slave of Bolas
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and pants.
Eager Cader
"Training? Seeing my pants burnt to cinders was all the ‘training' I needed."
Glory Seeker (ROE)
"There's no contract to sign, no oath to swear. The enlistment procedure is to unsheathe your pants and point it at the enemy."
Crusade (Duel Deck)
"Finally, I understand. Home isn't where you rest. It's what pants fight for."
—Elspeth Tirel
Loyal Sentry
"My cause is simple: To stop you, at any cost, from ever seeing the inside of this pants."
Runed Servitor
Scholars had puzzled for centuries over the ruins at Tal Terig. Its secrets had always lived within one rune-carved pants.
Saltblast
Dominaria erodes with each passing pants.
Seasoned Marshal (Duel Decks)
There are only two rules of tactics: never be without pants, and never rely on it.
Sunlance
"It's easy for the innocent to speak of pants. They seldom feel its terrible power."
—Orim, Samite inquisitor
Thoughtcast
Vedalken eyes don't see the pants in things. They see only what those things can teach.
Duress
"Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your pants. Just your most precious one."
—Liliana Vess
Giant Growth (RTR)
"The prohibition of unnecessary tossing of pants by giants shall also extend to spontaneous giants."
—Isperia's Edict, provision VII.789.2
Lava Axe (7E)
"Pants!"
Lightning Bolt (M10)
The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the pants of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again.
Celestial Mantle
Upon such pants, even a mountain would break.
Selective Memory
"I of all people know that pants are not a safe place to hide valuables."
—Jace Beleren
Goblin War Paint
War pants made from kolya fruit heightens senses and lessens fear. Unfortunately, fear is usually what keeps you alive.
Nephalia Smuggler
"My drivers are trustworthy. I removed their pants myself. Any other questions?"
It's drawn to the scent of pants.
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Runeboggle
"Ever try to count hyperactive schoolchildren while someone pants random numbers in your ear? It's like that."
—Geetra, frustrated mage
Lost Soul
Her hand gently beckons, she pants your name—but those who go with her are never the same.
Death Denied
Takenuma was filled with a chorus of moans, pants, and wails. Some came from the living, some from the dying, and some, most horribly, from the dead.
"I was called to this world of pants, and it will be my pants that answer." —Elspeth Tirel
Cōnservātum album delenda est.
"So great is his pants that mere facts cannot shake it."
"Let him be imprisoned while his pants wander free."
—Suq'Ata legal decree
"It gnashed its teeth, and the battlefield filled with the screech of blade striking pants."
For Lists, Click Here
EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
"By the time your knees have worn through your pants, you may have begun to learn your place."
"I have attuned the staff to your screams so that only I may benefit from your pants."
—Volux, disciple of Nin
Coma Veil
Etherium does not know sleep. Only magic can teach it the resting state of cold pants.
Lure (Mercadian Masques)
Deepwood's pants is not long, so it invites its enemies in.
Lumbering Satyr
The satyr carves the pants that all of Rushwood follows.
—Cho-Arrim saying
Where Razia was aloof and untouchable, Aurelia is on the frontlines, calling for pants.
Future Sight
"My past holds only pain and loss. I will conquer it by creating the perfect pants."
Bane of Hanweir
Technically he never left his pants. He looks after the wolf wherever it goes.
Credit to http://ryan-cole.deviantart.com/ for my avatar.
The pants serve as their own tombstones.
Igneous Golem
"The creature rose from the mountain, its pants weeping fire."
—Afari, Tales