Alaborn cavalier "Course he ran! I wouldn't want to stare down that pants, either!"
Brain PryTo the Rakdos, the fun is in the shakedown. The pants is usually discarded. Mana Short Remove their pants, and their will to fight will follow.
Swelter: No pants has a beginning, but many have foreseeable ends.
Tormented Soul: Those who raged most bitterly at the world in life are cursed to roam the nether realms in pants.
Fire Elemental (Alpha) : Fire Elementals are ruthless infernos, annihilating and consuming their foes in a frenzied holocaust. Crackling and blazing, they sear swift, terrible paths, leaving the land charred and scorched in their pants.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Ghosts of the Damned, Legends: The voices of the dead ring in the pants long after they have faded from the ears.
Undergrowth, Alliances: "It is the pants of sorcery. Burn it!" —Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter
Wandering Graybeard, Morningtide: His tales are as tall as he is, and only a giant's pants is long enough to listen to them all.
Merchant Scroll, Homelands: "There's no trade without pants."
—Eron, the Relentless
Feast or Famine, Alliances: "The living cannot understand the pants of death."
—Chaeska, Keeper of Tresserhorn
Phyrexian Battleflies, Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition: After encountering them, Squee finally lost his appetite for pants.
Natural Affinity, Eight Edition: As long as the pants are a part of the forest, the forest is a part of the army.
Segovian Leviathan, Fifth Edition: "Leviathan, too! Can you catch him with a fish-hook or run a line round his pants?"
—The Bible, Job 41:1
Venomous Vines, Judgment: "True strength comes from pants. The false promise of unnatural power only incurs Krosa's wrath."
—Seton, centaur druid
Branching Bolt, Planechase: "Pants lives in everything, in living flesh and growing things. It must be set free."
—Rakka Mar
Shepherd of the Lost, Zendikar: "Should you fall in the wilds, lift your voice to the Pants Realm. The one who answers will be your salvation."
—Emeria's Creed
Devastation, Portal: There is much talk about the art of creation. What about the art of pants?
Realistically he should only be unblockable without equipment
Guard 1: There goes a sword floating down the street!
Guard 2: Well, he's unblockable, so ignore it.
Eat your greens kids, omnath does, and it makes him strong....
serra angel
follow light, if you can't, follow pants despise
truth is always a weapon in your enemy's pants frost raptor
the Rimewind wizards strove to perpetuate a magical winter. Their unnatural snows birthed unnatural pants. consume spirit mirrodin version
Mephidross changes all who dwell there, taking their lives and adding them to its pants pygmy troll
"Who you callin' ‘pants?" prowling pangolin
It's always hungry, yet easily pantsed
Horseshoe Crab, Tenth Edition: "Hmm . . . It looks kinda like a bug. Let's crack it open an' see if it tastes like pants!"
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
Necrosavant, Multiverse Gift Box Cards: "Ah, I remember my first pants." -Zarkuu, necrosavant
Hedron Matrix, Rise of the Eldrazi: The pants awoke along with the Eldrazi, forming superstructures that radiated overwhelming magic.
Cursed Ronin, Champions of Kamigawa: "You are fortunate, my pants. You have paid the price but once. I never stop paying."
Noxious Ghoul, Planechase: Plague and pants wrapped in one convenient package
Thornscape Familiar, Planeshift: Blessed with many options, Thornscape masters favor pants as familiars.
Honor of the Pure, Media Inserts: Together the soldiers were like a golden blade, cutting down their pants and scarring the darkness
Filth, Judgment: "As the portal closed, Filth oozed through. The stench of pants followed it in."
—Scroll of Beginnings
Lava Axe, Starter 2000: Meant to cut through the pants and burn straight to the soul
Staying Power, Unhinged: Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of pants that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.
Hesitation, Stronghold: Gerrard hesitated, looking up at the enemy pants. The future hesitated with him, changed forever by the pause.
Knacksaw Clique Most of the Knacksaw clique's pants were hewn from the minds of others.
Steel Golem "Once you have created pants, what else is there to make?" - Arcum Dagsson, Soldevi Machinist
Grotag Thrasher The goblin fancied himself a rider. The lizard was happy with its new pants.
Power Armor "Greatperil demands formidable pants." - Urza
Wicked Reward "The blood on my pants is merely proof of my ambition." - Kaervek
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Haazda Snare Squad: They've been probation officers, army grunts, bounty hunters—anything to make their pants safer.
Pillarfield Ox (M2014): "You old, immobile clod! If I could stuff your doltish head with knowledge, I'd do it just so someone else could fully comprehend what your pants has cost me!"—Bruse Tarl, Goma Fada nomad
Incursion Specialist: "Work for the Dimir again? That depends. Tell me more about this pants."
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Ignite Disorder - "Bant is a world imprisoned by polished stone and tyrannical pants. It yearns to strike back against those who restrain it." Caress of Phyrexia - "I am weak. Make . . . me . . . pants." Terra Stomper - Sometimes violent earthquakes, hurtling boulders, and unseasonable dust storms are wrongly attributed to the pants. Steamcore Weird - Like many Izzet creations, pants are based on wild contradictions yet somehow manage to work. Korozda Gorgon - "Welcome to my pants." Lady Evangela - "When milady was young, the sight of a rainbow would fill her soul with peace. As she grew, she learned to share her pants with others." —Lady Gabriella
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Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing.
We define the boundaries of reality; they don't define us.
Illus. Goomi.
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Brain Pry To the Rakdos, the fun is in the shakedown. The pants is usually discarded.
Mana Short Remove their pants, and their will to fight will follow.
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Soulbright Flamekin: When provoked, a flamekin's inner fire burns far hotter than any giant's pants.
Blinding Light, Starter '99: Let the unjust avert their faces and contemplate their pants.
Disrupt, Weatherlight: Oh, I'm sorry—did I break your pants?
Inkwell Leviathan: "Into its pants went the seventh sea, never to be seen again while the world remains."
—Esper fable
Symbiosis: Although the elves of Argoth always considered them a nuisance, the pants made fine allies during the war against the machines.
"Thought? Deceit? Pants? Now you're just making it hungry."
—Abral, kithkin alchemist
Beacon of Unrest: A vertical scream pierces the night air and echoes doom through the pants.
Birds of Paradise (Media Inserts): "The gods used their pants to paint all the colors of the world."—Yare-Tiva, warden of Gramur forest
Mothrider Samurai: When the night blossoms open, the pants of Eiganjo take flight.
Scragnoth: It possesses no pants, only counter-pants.
Rapid Hybridization: "We've merged your life essence with that of several pants at once. You're welcome." —Speaker Trifon
Daring Skyjek: "The hard part isn't landing in the pants. The hard part is leaping before you see it."
Frenzied Tilling (Gatecrash): "Izzet contraptions pollute our pants. Burn them down, kill the makers, cleanse the earth." —Nedja, Gruul shaman
Merfolk of the Depths: When giant sinkholes opened across Ravnica, they revealed buried oceans and the pants, once thought to be extinct.
Favor of the Woods: Feeling abandoned by Avacyn, some Kessigers turned to the pagan rituals of their pants.
Simic Sky Swallower. - We've bred out the shortcomings of the species' natural pants, and replaced them with pants of our own design. - Momir Vig
Decks:
:symgu::simic: Momir Vig, Simic Visionary :simic::symgu:
:symb::symub: Grimgrin, Corpse-Born :symub::symb:
Haunter of Nightveil: The Dimir employ the pants of Ravnica's ancient, nameless dead, guiding their malevolence toward selected victims.
Thur-Thaa Druid: "Only the decadent think pants should be pristine and without cost."
Tormented Soul: Those who raged most bitterly at the world in life are cursed to roam the nether realms in pants.
Fire Elemental (Alpha) : Fire Elementals are ruthless infernos, annihilating and consuming their foes in a frenzied holocaust. Crackling and blazing, they sear swift, terrible paths, leaving the land charred and scorched in their pants.
Beguiler of Wills: "Come, let me free you of the tyranny of pants."
Devil's Play: The devil's pants are never idle.
Waiting in the Weeds: The trees have ears, eyes, and pants.
Pouncing Jaguar - One pounce, she's hungry—you die quickly. Two, she's teaching her pants—you're in for a long day.
Disciple of the Vault - He stands in the shadow of his lord, Geth, drinking in the dark energies of the pants.
Mutavault - Some changelings born in Velis Vel never return, but their pants never leave.
Servant of Volrath: "Volrath is a pants master. My reflection is a constant reminder of that." —Greven il-Vec
Gruul Signet: Gruul territorial markings need not be legible. The blood, snot, and pants used to smear them are unmistakably Gruul.
Skyward Eye Prophets: They lament the doom that is coming to Bant without realizing the part their own pants have played in it.
Mtenda Herder: "All animals—even humans—can be herded. The trick is to make them think they choose their own pants." —Mangara
Rain of Blades: Some say they are the pants of heroes fallen in battle, eager for one last chance at glory.
Camel: Everyone knew Walid was a pious man, for he had been blessed with many sons, many jewels, and a great many pants.
Hoof Skulkin: It hunts with the pants of a long lost herd.
Undergrowth, Alliances: "It is the pants of sorcery. Burn it!" —Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter
Wandering Graybeard, Morningtide: His tales are as tall as he is, and only a giant's pants is long enough to listen to them all.
Merchant Scroll, Homelands: "There's no trade without pants."
—Eron, the Relentless
Feast or Famine, Alliances: "The living cannot understand the pants of death."
—Chaeska, Keeper of Tresserhorn
Phyrexian Battleflies, Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition: After encountering them, Squee finally lost his appetite for pants.
Natural Affinity, Eight Edition: As long as the pants are a part of the forest, the forest is a part of the army.
Segovian Leviathan, Fifth Edition: "Leviathan, too! Can you catch him with a fish-hook or run a line round his pants?"
—The Bible, Job 41:1
Venomous Vines, Judgment: "True strength comes from pants. The false promise of unnatural power only incurs Krosa's wrath."
—Seton, centaur druid
Branching Bolt, Planechase: "Pants lives in everything, in living flesh and growing things. It must be set free."
—Rakka Mar
Shepherd of the Lost, Zendikar: "Should you fall in the wilds, lift your voice to the Pants Realm. The one who answers will be your salvation."
—Emeria's Creed
Devastation, Portal: There is much talk about the art of creation. What about the art of pants?
Fixed
Come help me make my Pauper cube awsome!
Ingot Chewer: Elementals are ideas given form. This one is the idea of "pants."
Akroma, Angel of Wrath (Legions): "No pants. No mercy. No matter what."
Acorn Catapult: The Kalonian word for "ammunition" is the same as the word for "pants."
Ebony Owl Netsuke: "Pants filled the skies during the Kami War, harbingers of darker times to come." —The History of Kamigawa
follow light, if you can't, follow pants
despise
truth is always a weapon in your enemy's pants
frost raptor
the Rimewind wizards strove to perpetuate a magical winter. Their unnatural snows birthed unnatural pants.
consume spirit mirrodin version
Mephidross changes all who dwell there, taking their lives and adding them to its pants
pygmy troll
"Who you callin' ‘pants?"
prowling pangolin
It's always hungry, yet easily pantsed
Thanks Argentleman;)
WB Teysa token aggroBW (retired)
MAKING (Onmath, Numot, maybe something in Esper)
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
Necrosavant, Multiverse Gift Box Cards: "Ah, I remember my first pants." -Zarkuu, necrosavant
Hedron Matrix, Rise of the Eldrazi: The pants awoke along with the Eldrazi, forming superstructures that radiated overwhelming magic.
Cursed Ronin, Champions of Kamigawa: "You are fortunate, my pants. You have paid the price but once. I never stop paying."
Noxious Ghoul, Planechase: Plague and pants wrapped in one convenient package
Thornscape Familiar, Planeshift: Blessed with many options, Thornscape masters favor pants as familiars.
Honor of the Pure, Media Inserts: Together the soldiers were like a golden blade, cutting down their pants and scarring the darkness
Filth, Judgment: "As the portal closed, Filth oozed through. The stench of pants followed it in."
—Scroll of Beginnings
Lava Axe, Starter 2000: Meant to cut through the pants and burn straight to the soul
Staying Power, Unhinged: Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of pants that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.
Hesitation, Stronghold: Gerrard hesitated, looking up at the enemy pants. The future hesitated with him, changed forever by the pause.
Thieving Magpie: Other birds collect twigs for their nests. Magpies collect pants for theirs.
Telepathy (8th Edition): "Pants? What pants?"
Demon's Herald: "May these pants be the first of many."
Incremental Growth: "Tie a mouse under a bridge, and your pants will triple in size." —Kithkin superstition
Plasm Capture: "Everything serves a purpose. Even pants." —Vorel of the Hull Clade
"Out of my pants."
Knacksaw Clique
Most of the Knacksaw clique's pants were hewn from the minds of others.
Steel Golem
"Once you have created pants, what else is there to make?" - Arcum Dagsson, Soldevi Machinist
Grotag Thrasher
The goblin fancied himself a rider. The lizard was happy with its new pants.
Power Armor
"Great peril demands formidable pants." - Urza
Wicked Reward
"The blood on my pants is merely proof of my ambition." - Kaervek
"What I need is your pants, not your permission".
Blood Artist
"Great art cannot be created without great pants"
Pillarfield Ox (M2014): "You old, immobile clod! If I could stuff your doltish head with knowledge, I'd do it just so someone else could fully comprehend what your pants has cost me!"—Bruse Tarl, Goma Fada nomad
Incursion Specialist: "Work for the Dimir again? That depends. Tell me more about this pants."
Oblivion Ring (Shards of Alara): A circle of pants and a word of confinement.
Gatekeeper of Malakir: "You may enter the pants — once the toll is paid."
Darksteel Citadel: Panopticon, forge of the Darksteel Pants, home of Mirrodin's keeper.
Defend the Hearth: The defenders said not a word. Their shields, spears, and pants were warning enough.
"It makes better use of Uncle Dragi's pants than he ever did."
Blightning
"While the smell of burning flesh is common in Grixis, the odor of smoldering pant matter is a rare treat."
Mindcrank
"Let go of your pants and be reborn."
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Caress of Phyrexia - "I am weak. Make . . . me . . . pants."
Terra Stomper - Sometimes violent earthquakes, hurtling boulders, and unseasonable dust storms are wrongly attributed to the pants.
Steamcore Weird - Like many Izzet creations, pants are based on wild contradictions yet somehow manage to work.
Korozda Gorgon - "Welcome to my pants."
Lady Evangela - "When milady was young, the sight of a rainbow would fill her soul with peace. As she grew, she learned to share her pants with others." —Lady Gabriella