Voldgift likes his tea with ***, sugar and milk. Hold the tea, sugar and milk.
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Mickey Knox once killed an angry grizzly bear armed with only a soup spoon and a 3 ring binder.
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(It seems he hasn't updated his location yet, but he got sent to prison for trespassing into too many houses. Usually multiple houses at the same time.)
Lasersharp posts from an insane asylum. He's not crazy or anything, he just likes the people. His location is however, 100% accurate. The asylum is located floating 18 miles above Seattle.
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It is best to avoid Lasersharp if he didn't get at least 16 hours of sleep the night before, as he is cranky.
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Flatline never sleeps. He just listens to old Abba songs from sunset till sunrise. Then he is fresh as a virgin. He don't even need a shower in the morning.
PhlyingJinxer phlies phast phor phour or phive pheet. Then he phalls phast asleep.
-Phlatline
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In his spare time, Phlatline wiles away the hours by designing and testing Time Machines.
So far, he has had 4 unsuccessful attempts to go to the Biblical Era and become Jesus, but has been reincarnated 9 times and is considered to be the image of the Buddha by many monks.
The last time I saw Dyonisisbaccus was that same day. He and the donkey (I think his name was Sam) were passed out drunk in a tent together down by the lake.
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Flatline put a silence on the Humor Games forum to prevent people from posting. It lasted for about two weeks, but people were too scared to post even after it ended. So he ended up posting here himself to let people know it was safe to post again.
Lasersharp is incorrect about my post being a signal to lift the silence I imposed, and will be punished accordingly.
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Flatline is the ex pro wrestler 'Hacksaw' Jim Dugan.
He's still sporting his favorite 2 X 4.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Mickey Knox once killed an angry grizzly bear armed with only a soup spoon and a 3 ring binder.
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oldantique ketchup bottles.(It seems he hasn't updated his location yet, but he got sent to prison for trespassing into too many houses. Usually multiple houses at the same time.)
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Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
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-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
-Phlatline
So far, he has had 4 unsuccessful attempts to go to the Biblical Era and become Jesus, but has been reincarnated 9 times and is considered to be the image of the Buddha by many monks.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook