just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
Combat gets a darwin award in the catagory of falls. When he went to the Olympics for retards and took go break a leg seriously. Im getting paid $12 an hour to clean him up down the cliff
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Selvaxri gets 2 Darwin Awards! One for spelling 'Darwin awarf'. And another for being the unfortunate sap who thought he was drinking water during chemisty lab, but accidentally grabbed the beaker with concentrated sulfuric acid.
sporesower gets a Darwin Award for attempting to steal donuts from a fat police officer. Despite his size, the officer was rather agile and had sporesower on the ground less than 15 feet into his escape. sporesower did not make it however after the officer tackled and crushed him.
pg receives this Darwin Award for his work as an arborist. He broke his neck in a two story fall, having cut the tree limb he was sitting on closer to the trunk than he was.
patredwood gets a Darwin Award for attempting to be the human mold for a chocolate sculpture. After pouring all the chocolate on, he forgot to tell his staff to leave holes for him to breathe thus dying from suffocation by chocolate.
PikachuGundam gets a darwin award for playing with Lawn Darts with the Jackass team... he survived, but his boys didn't.
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Selvaxri gets a Darwin Award for thinking a railgun was a beam weapon and attempting to deflect the railgun round with a mirror. Selvaxri and the mirror did not survive the impact.
patredwood received a Darwin Award for attempting to commit suicide with a spork. However, he was run over by a blind person driving a starcruiser before succeeding.
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