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The Darwin awards are given to people who die from doing stupid things.
Basicly explain why the person above you a Darwin award and explain why they get a Darwin Award
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Poster2: Poster1 deserves a Darwin Award for robbing a gun store using a plastic knife and being shot in the back by a passing policeman.
Archon got a darwin award for robbing a gunstore with a teletubbie plate.
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Reya had recived this dawin arwad for strapping him/herself to a pair of nuclear powered rollerblades and after going at 200 miles per hour hit a stop sign in the desert road.
Archon got a Darwin for getting a drink from the toilet and having the toilet seat smack him in the back of the head, knocking him out and causing him to drown.
Jabberwocky hard-earned his Darwin award, by testing the theory of whether electricity tastes nice. A step-up transformer was involved in this rigorous scientific process.
I present this Darwin award to Shino for thinking that he/she (We don't know the gender ass it's looked like th genitalia had been removed) was a ninja. Shino started jupming around carrying deadly shuriken. Shino then backflipped of a tree and land on the shuriken.
Lets have a round of applause for this posts Darwin Award (roooarrr.thweet) ARCHON
Archon single handedly usurped the Law of Natural Selection his/her whole life by simply wearing a helmet, EVERYWHERE. When he/she is naked, he/she is still wearing the helmet. The reason for this does not have to do with Archon's insecurity about being naked (he/she gets different type of recognition for that), but simply that he/she has been what Americans call "extremely water-headed" since birth, making him a little top-heavy and prone to head injury.
Thank you for making Darwin turn in his grave and I'm sure you'll be here again.
and the darwin award in the category of "animals" is given to apaulogy who tried to milk a bull for 6 hours in a row finally ended in a disgusting scene
Archon Kamigawa is awarded a Darwin award for his massive hemhorraging and subsequent death caused by the numerous papercuts from his frantic use of the Darwin series of books to make mediocre posts on the humor boards.
This hard-earned Darwin award goes tooooo: Jabberwocky!!!
Jabberwocky is proof that human resistance to diseases treated by antibiotics is becoming a thing of the past, as he is MRSA embodied.
Despite attempts by the CDC to eradicate Staphylococcus (more greek for that a$$), Jabberwocky just kept evolving to the point where he is resilient to antibodies and germ-killing products. Think of an alcoholic that started drinking a few every day, built up a tolerance, and then eventually has to drink a case to feel it!! Jabberwocky's mission was similar, except he kept exposing himself to small and then eventually larger doses of penicillin and Lysol by smoking them.
This is truly a remarkable accomplishment, as diseases are the only humane way to control over population. Lets hope Jabberwocky uses his ability for good and infects many people in the US, as it is getting too crowded. At least no one will be protesting!!
apaulogy, after a big 48 bender playing Team Fortress 2, decided to see whether he too could rocket jump. The red mist flying everywhere was confirmation otherwise.
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Now, the moment we've been all waiting for....This Darwin Award goes toooooo....Shino Tenshi
Shino is the "missing link" in the evloutionary scale, that helped Darwin et al. discover that there was indeed a step of evolution of consciousness between Australopithecus Afaransis and Neanderthal. Shino is the last surviving Homo Erectus, and wishes to one day finish his prison shank fashioned from a popsicle stick and friction. Don't worry, you'll get there one day, buddy!! Keep trying to "hump that football"!! Your dedication is admirable!!
Until then, enjoy your mediocre at best language skills, as your esophagus is still above your vocal chords.
For thinking that vending machines are free. He ran around one as if it were a sacred relic. He neglected to realise the cord he was a bout to strip over. He then broke his neck and was paralysed. He then tried to move around only to run itno the vending machince and get crushed by it.
Now, the moment we've been all waiting for....This Darwin Award goes toooooo....Shino Tenshi
Shino is the "missing link" in the evloutionary scale, that helped Darwin et al. discover that there was indeed a step of evolution of consciousness between Australopithecus Afaransis and Neanderthal. Shino is the last surviving Homo Erectus, and wishes to one day finish his prison shank fashioned from a popsicle stick and friction. Don't worry, you'll get there one day, buddy!! Keep trying to "hump that football"!! Your dedication is admirable!!
Until then, enjoy your mediocre at best language skills, as your esophagus is still above your vocal chords.
ROFL, and/or hypocritical statement is hypocritical. +2 Shino Tenshi points. (worth 20 Canadian Dollars, but will get you shot if you try to exchange the points for cash)
Archon Kamigawa has earned her Darwin Award by trying to win an Arctic swimming mind-over-matter challenge, sans thermal wetsuit. Unfortunately, the thermal shock ruined her mind, while freezing all her matter. Thankfully, none of her genes remain in the human swimming pool.
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Shino or matt has earned his darwin award for thinking that blu-ray was a movie game much like the holodeck in star trek. Shino watched the movie up in full metalic body armour to prevent getting hit by the giant floating house. Shino figured that popcorn would go well with the movie, even though he was unable to eat it due to head armour. Shino forgot to remove the aluminium foil and the microwave exploded causing a fire. Shino is full body armour later died of being burnt alive in metalic armour.
Archon earns a Darwin award for sticking her head under the tractor to see what was colour the blades were.
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Krackshott gets a darwin award for being curious enough to see what a buckshot looked like coming out of the shotgun's barrel.
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However, in today's culture of Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, and Twilight, where every song on the radio, every program on television and every site on the internet is just another monument to the pinnacle of human stupidity, it's certainly not the worst thing that people could be watching.
I present Da man with a darwin award for giving Selvaxri a darwin award.
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apaulogy gets a Darwin Award for taking a nap underneath a buzzsaw.
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The Darwin awards are given to people who die from doing stupid things.
Basicly explain why the person above you a Darwin award and explain why they get a Darwin Award
Poster1:~~~~~~~~~~
Poster2: Poster1 deserves a Darwin Award for robbing a gun store using a plastic knife and being shot in the back by a passing policeman.
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Archon single handedly usurped the Law of Natural Selection his/her whole life by simply wearing a helmet, EVERYWHERE. When he/she is naked, he/she is still wearing the helmet. The reason for this does not have to do with Archon's insecurity about being naked (he/she gets different type of recognition for that), but simply that he/she has been what Americans call "extremely water-headed" since birth, making him a little top-heavy and prone to head injury.
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Jabberwocky is proof that human resistance to diseases treated by antibiotics is becoming a thing of the past, as he is MRSA embodied.
Despite attempts by the CDC to eradicate Staphylococcus (more greek for that a$$), Jabberwocky just kept evolving to the point where he is resilient to antibodies and germ-killing products. Think of an alcoholic that started drinking a few every day, built up a tolerance, and then eventually has to drink a case to feel it!! Jabberwocky's mission was similar, except he kept exposing himself to small and then eventually larger doses of penicillin and Lysol by smoking them.
This is truly a remarkable accomplishment, as diseases are the only humane way to control over population. Lets hope Jabberwocky uses his ability for good and infects many people in the US, as it is getting too crowded. At least no one will be protesting!!
an unnatural love towardsperfectly reasonable respect for Lightning Bolt.The Kiwi third of The Salt Mine Podcast: An Australian Legacy Podcast
Shino is the "missing link" in the evloutionary scale, that helped Darwin et al. discover that there was indeed a step of evolution of consciousness between Australopithecus Afaransis and Neanderthal. Shino is the last surviving Homo Erectus, and wishes to one day finish his prison shank fashioned from a popsicle stick and friction. Don't worry, you'll get there one day, buddy!! Keep trying to "hump that football"!! Your dedication is admirable!!
Until then, enjoy your mediocre at best language skills, as your esophagus is still above your vocal chords.
For thinking that vending machines are free. He ran around one as if it were a sacred relic. He neglected to realise the cord he was a bout to strip over. He then broke his neck and was paralysed. He then tried to move around only to run itno the vending machince and get crushed by it.
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ROFL, and/or hypocritical statement is hypocritical. +2 Shino Tenshi points. (worth 20 Canadian Dollars, but will get you shot if you try to exchange the points for cash)
Archon Kamigawa has earned her Darwin Award by trying to win an Arctic swimming mind-over-matter challenge, sans thermal wetsuit. Unfortunately, the thermal shock ruined her mind, while freezing all her matter. Thankfully, none of her genes remain in the human swimming pool.
an unnatural love towardsperfectly reasonable respect for Lightning Bolt.The Kiwi third of The Salt Mine Podcast: An Australian Legacy Podcast
Shino or matt has earned his darwin award for thinking that blu-ray was a movie game much like the holodeck in star trek. Shino watched the movie up in full metalic body armour to prevent getting hit by the giant floating house. Shino figured that popcorn would go well with the movie, even though he was unable to eat it due to head armour. Shino forgot to remove the aluminium foil and the microwave exploded causing a fire. Shino is full body armour later died of being burnt alive in metalic armour.
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