FeedtimexG
Instant
Cast Feedtime only if you have not eaten today.
Take up to X minutes to have your breakfast, lunch or dinner right now. If an opponent verbally protests that you are eating too slowly, he or she loses 1 life. "I hate fast food. Let me take my sweet, sweet time at the all-you-can-eat buffet." - Hungry Hungry Henry
Taniwhat - 3UU
Legendary Creature - Serpent
Phasing, Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep all lands you control phase out
Whenever Taniwhat attacks, each other player must ask it's controller to repeat themselves.
7/7
Mausoleum Turkey3B
Creature - Turkey Rogue
When Mausoleum Turkey enters the battlefield, if it's after Thanksgiving, return target leftovers from your graveyard your your plate.
3/2
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Anal Sanctuary2G
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you made black permanent, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you made a blue permanent, that creature should call you a doctor instead. The sanctuary is filled will all manner of creatures and beasts, not least of which are the Goblin Spelunkers
Giant Ambush Beeble4UU
Creature - Beeble
You may cast Giant Ambush Beeble any time you could cast an instant if an opponent controls an artifact or enchantment. Fed up with bouncing, bursting and bubbling, the beebles changed their attack plan.
5/5
Elite Fat Warrior2WW
Creature - Human Warrior
Elite Fat Warrior can't attack unless defending player has delicious food.
2/6
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
If you're having creature problems I feel bad for you son
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Rafiq of the Any: 1GWU
Legendary Creature- Human Knight Shapeshifter
Whenever Rafiq of the Any would enter the battlefield instead exile it and chose a creature card at random from outside the game. Put that creature card onto the battlefield.
Thrun, the Fast Troll2GG
Legendary Creature: Troll Meme
Haste, Hexproof
Thrun, the Fast Troll can't be countered
Thrun, the Fast Troll is Indestrucible
Thrun, the Fast Troll is unblockable
When Thrun, the Fast Troll enters the battlefield, target player exiles all permanents he or she controls.
When Thrun, the Fast Troll deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game. U mad bro?
500 000/500 000
Defender? (If this creature is an inanimate object, can it really defend you?)
When Rock Egg dies,...???
... this is just a rock, right? So how could it possibly "die" if it was never alive in the first place? Or perhaps it was and actual egg before becoming a "rock egg" (petrified egg of something else). But then again, when does life actually begin? Is it at the moment of egg meeting the sperm (not the actual "egg", but the "other" egg), or when the thing hatches from the egg? So if the former is true, then should they amend the rock's birth certificate or something?
RickbindU
Instant
Splitsecond
Rick Roll target opponent until end of turn. They cannot cast spells, activate abilities of permanents or attack this turn. All triggered abilities of permanents they control are countered this turn.
For example!
Llanowar Elvis
Gyrate your hips, :symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
Wreath of God
Make a festive wall-hanging out of all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
See what you can come up with.
Instant
Cast Feedtime only if you have not eaten today.
Take up to X minutes to have your breakfast, lunch or dinner right now. If an opponent verbally protests that you are eating too slowly, he or she loses 1 life.
"I hate fast food. Let me take my sweet, sweet time at the all-you-can-eat buffet." - Hungry Hungry Henry
T: Add one pink mana to your mana pool.
1: Pinkmoth nexus becomes a 1/1 pink Pinkmoth creature with flying until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Serpent
Phasing, Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep all lands you control phase out
Whenever Taniwhat attacks, each other player must ask it's controller to repeat themselves.
7/7
Creature - Turkey Rogue
When Mausoleum Turkey enters the battlefield, if it's after Thanksgiving, return target leftovers from your graveyard your your plate.
3/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you made black permanent, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you made a blue permanent, that creature should call you a doctor instead.
The sanctuary is filled will all manner of creatures and beasts, not least of which are the Goblin Spelunkers
No longer staff here.
Creature - Beeble
You may cast Giant Ambush Beeble any time you could cast an instant if an opponent controls an artifact or enchantment.
Fed up with bouncing, bursting and bubbling, the beebles changed their attack plan.
5/5
Elite Fat Warrior 2WW
Creature - Human Warrior
Elite Fat Warrior can't attack unless defending player has delicious food.
2/6
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
1GWU
Legendary Creature- Human Knight Shapeshifter
Whenever Rafiq of the Any would enter the battlefield instead exile it and chose a creature card at random from outside the game. Put that creature card onto the battlefield.
3/3
C'mon big 15/15 tentacle thingy...
Legendary Creature: Troll Meme
Haste, Hexproof
Thrun, the Fast Troll can't be countered
Thrun, the Fast Troll is Indestrucible
Thrun, the Fast Troll is unblockable
When Thrun, the Fast Troll enters the battlefield, target player exiles all permanents he or she controls.
When Thrun, the Fast Troll deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
U mad bro?
500 000/500 000
Rock Egg 2W
Creature- Rock
Defender? (If this creature is an inanimate object, can it really defend you?)
When Rock Egg dies,...???
... this is just a rock, right? So how could it possibly "die" if it was never alive in the first place? Or perhaps it was and actual egg before becoming a "rock egg" (petrified egg of something else). But then again, when does life actually begin? Is it at the moment of egg meeting the sperm (not the actual "egg", but the "other" egg), or when the thing hatches from the egg? So if the former is true, then should they amend the rock's birth certificate or something?
Instant
Splitsecond
Rick Roll target opponent until end of turn. They cannot cast spells, activate abilities of permanents or attack this turn. All triggered abilities of permanents they control are countered this turn.
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