The game is simple:
-name three people/things (i.e. creatures) that would have a reasonable chance of beating nicol bolas at his pre-mending power level
-try to be as funny as possible
Kirby is definitely up there. And I guess Legolas could beat his ass. Third is yo mamma (I've heard strong moms have the power to make anyone obey their wishes;) Bolas just can't say no to his mom).
Garfield's stomach, Sonic the Hedgehog and myself. After all, he's only cardboard. I could rip him up, burn him like the pyro I am, chew on him, whatever.
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Jeeves, of Ask Jeeves fame, would formulate the plan, using his vast knowledge of the entirety of the internet to learn every weakness of the dragon and to research the best method to defeat him.
Some Puerto Rican Guy, the suspected murderer of the Rammsey child, would provide the distraction necessary to divert Bolas' attention, using his amazing powers of self-scapegoating to draw Bolas' wrath to himself for an unknown crime and yet being completely incapable of being found.
Kratos, the former God of War, would serve as the actual executioner, with his god-slaying background proving more than enough to vanquish the mighty planeswalker.
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Favorite card quotes:
[card]Pinpoint Avalanche
[/card]"Some solve problems by thinking and talking. Others use rocks." --Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Fodder Cannon Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find another cousin.
Spiderman, Yami Yugi (from the Abridged Series, the real one isn't powerful enough) and [insert random semi-obligatory anime reference here].
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Captain Falcon, Dr. Robotnik from AoStH, and Jack Rakan from Negima. Falcon has his epic as always Falcon Punch, Robotnik has PINGAS, and Rakan is....well let's face it....Rakan. He's awesome no matter what happens.
If you've played Soulcalibur Legends, you'll know that Barbaros, Siegfried and Mitsurugi could smack Bolas upside the head pretty hard. Barbaros would be the huge one trying to destroy Bolas and keep him busy while Siegfried and Mitsurugi hacked off limbs.
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Cards with the post 8th Edition, color shifted and future shifted templates as well as the timeshifted and Coldsnap reprint ones tastes a little sweeter. Any gold cards with the old faces are a little saltier. European foreign (except Russian) cards with the mentioned templates above are not as sweet as their English counterparts and has a wierd after taste. All taste tests were done from fresh packs and all cards tasted are not foil cards. I have yet to taste Asian and Russian cards.
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Kid buu(DBZ), Yu-Gi-Oh guy(he'll use the heart of the cards) and chumlee(Pawn stars)
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-name three people/things (i.e. creatures) that would have a reasonable chance of beating nicol bolas at his pre-mending power level
-try to be as funny as possible
My first picks: Superman, The Doctor, and Jesus
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Kirby is definitely up there. And I guess Legolas could beat his ass. Third is yo mamma (I've heard strong moms have the power to make anyone obey their wishes;) Bolas just can't say no to his mom).
I like 4/4s for 7.
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How could I have forgotten Snorlax!
So it should be: Kirby, Snorlax, and... a digimon, whatever
I like 4/4s for 7.
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Some Puerto Rican Guy, the suspected murderer of the Rammsey child, would provide the distraction necessary to divert Bolas' attention, using his amazing powers of self-scapegoating to draw Bolas' wrath to himself for an unknown crime and yet being completely incapable of being found.
Kratos, the former God of War, would serve as the actual executioner, with his god-slaying background proving more than enough to vanquish the mighty planeswalker.
A big thank you to Spiderboy4 at High~Light Studios for the awesome banner.
Favorite card quotes:
[card]Pinpoint Avalanche
[/card]"Some solve problems by thinking and talking. Others use rocks." --Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Fodder Cannon
Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
I mean think about it. Ajani, Elspeth, and Sarkhan are basically Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup (respectively)
Tezzeret was the professor.
Captain Falcon, Dr. Robotnik from AoStH, and Jack Rakan from Negima. Falcon has his epic as always Falcon Punch, Robotnik has PINGAS, and Rakan is....well let's face it....Rakan. He's awesome no matter what happens.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
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